| /r9k/
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| >tfw no gf ;_;
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| /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
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| Founded
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c. Winter 2011-2012
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| Caretaker
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Tejen !!eYnsyTWICh0
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| IRL manager
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Managerless
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| Team colors
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| Chat color
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480008
Maroon
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| Ranking
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37 ( 2)
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| Highest rank
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9 (August, 2016/August, 2018)
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| Lowest rank
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56 (November, 2014)
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| Top scorer
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Elliot Rodger (68)
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| Top assister
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>tfw no gf (34)
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| Captain
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Elliot Rodger
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| Website
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/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
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| Nickname
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The Neckbears,
Arcanines,
Robots
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| Home ground
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El Monumental Failure
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| Historic performance
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D
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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| 50
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24
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53
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127
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39.37%
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| Team music
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| Kits
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| Home kit
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| Away kit
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| Third kit
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| Fourth kit
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The team anticipates the chance to be alpha as fuck and meet many waifus who will be willing to b-back that ass up at El Monumental. Will they take on the field or will they finally drown on their own tear-filled basements? This team actually lacks pretty much half their physical energy due to their fapping addiction.
You can join our discord here.
Roster
Last roster poll: /r9k/ Winter 2019 roster poll results
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Position
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Player
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| 1
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Neet
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| 2
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Greentext
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Piss Bottle
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| 4
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Chad Thundercock
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| 5
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Forever Alone
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| 6
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Neckbeard
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| 7
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Hole-In-Backanon
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| 8
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Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye-Contactless Virgin
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| 9
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Misaki
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| 10
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>tfw no gf
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| 11
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Elliot Rodger 
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| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 12
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Robot9001
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| 13
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Chicken Tendies
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| 14
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Britfeel
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Manlet
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| 23
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Yakui The Maid
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| 16
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Beta Orbiter
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| 17
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Ideal GF
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| 21
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Good Boy Points
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| 18
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Devilish
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| 19
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Wizard
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| 22
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Wagecuck
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| 20
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Cum Tub
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Cup Record
Team History
- For earlier history: /r9k/ History
- Matchguide: /r9k/ Match History
2019 4chan Winter Cup
>intelligent but lazy, Mental Illness and former /fit/ reject Manlet joined the /r9k/ team, trying to shaking things up after the good but not great experience in Summer.
/r9k/ got drawn for the second cup in row with both /gd/ and /ck/, and for the first time ever, with the patrician team of /mu/
In the first match, /r9k/ kicked off with an impeccable performance, leading the match 5-1 after 55 minutes. When the betas seemed to have secured they had finally secured their first victory in the winter season, /ck/ found its fighting spirits, turning the game in a 5-5 tie in just 20 minutes. In the end, the game ended with a 6-6 results, the highest scoring draw ever in the 4cc history.
The second match against /gd/ ended up in a complete disaster, with /r9k/ incapable of stopping the graphic designers, that managed to win with a 7-3 results
When all the hope seemed lost, /r9k/ finally managed for the first time ever to win a Winter game against /mu/. Sadly all the efforts where useless when /gd/ throw their match against /ck/, relegating /r9k/ back to the babbies agains. At least /r9k/ can still claim to have never missed a Spring Cup
Rivalries
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The Beta Bowl
U-umm... We're b-both too scared to pass the ball around. S-so our matches are usually 0 g-goal thrillers...
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| 2-0-2
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The Alpha-Beta Derby
Throughout much of the cup's history, this was a dormant rivalry because these teams never faced each other. This rivalry came to life when the /fit/izens and Arcanines met in the 2015 Spring Babby Cup, and the fucking normies of /fit/ won 2-1.
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Honours
Team Records
All official matches since the 2012 Spring Babby Cup are counted here.
Goalscorer Table
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Player
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Goals
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Elliot Rodger
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68
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>tfw no gf
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52
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Sadfrog
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28
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Robot9001
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24
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Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye-Contactless Virgin
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23
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Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
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8
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Misaki
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3
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Chad Thundercock
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3
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Spaghetti
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2
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That Kid
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2
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Forever Alone
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2
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Greentext
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2
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Shores
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1
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Fembot
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1
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Eliza
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1
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Neckbeard
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1
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Devlish
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1
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Most Goals In A Match
Top 5 Attendances
Trivia
/r9k/ is the only team that has won an official match without a single shot on target.- /r9k/ is the team with the most individual goal scorers in a single game, with Spaghetti, >tfw no gf, Elliot Rodger, Fembot, and ROBOT9001 scoring a goal against /p/
during the 2016 4chan Summer Cup
- That same game, with a final result of /r9k/ 8-5 /p/ was, for more than 2 years the game with the highest amount of goals, with 13.
- /r9k/ is the only team that have compete in every single Spring Babby Cup.
- /r9k/ is the team with the most appearances in Babby cups, by appearing in 12 cups, skipping only the 2016 and 2018 editions of the Autumn Babby Cup.
- /r9k/ and
/ck/ have the record with the highest scoring draw, with a 6-6 game in the 2019 4chan Winter Cup
- /r9k/ is the team with most own goals in their favor, with 5.
Exports
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Aesthetic Export
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Music Export
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Some Older Exports
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2019 4chan Winter Cup
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2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
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2016 4chan Winter Cup
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