/r9k/

/r9k/
>tfw no gf ;_;
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
Founded c. Winter 2011-2012 IRL manager Tejen !!eYnsyTWICh0 krenel !!vJuJ7RZcUG Team colors Chat color 480008 Maroon Ranking 51 ( 7) Highest rank 9 (August, 2016/August, 2018) Lowest rank 56 (November, 2014) Top scorer Elliot Rodger (73) Top assister >tfw no gf (36) Captain Elliot Rodger Website /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Nickname The Neckbears, Arcanines, Robots Home ground El Monumental Failure
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 53 25 60 138 38.41%
GF GA GD 246 282 -36
Biggest win /r9k/  4–0  /soc/ 4 May, 2018 Biggest defeat /r9k/  0–6  /co/ 2 June 2012 First match /r9k/  1–1  /soc/ 12 February, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 11 (First in 2013 4chan Winter Cup) Best result 9th, 2016 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 19 (First in 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup) Best result 1st, 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem On The Outside Victory Anthem NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD Goal horn Pumped up Kicks tfwnogf Goalhorn >tfw no gf Elliot Rodger Goalhorn Hey, Elliot Rodger here Elliot Rodger Hattrick WHY? Misaki Goalhorn Puzzle
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit

The team anticipates the chance to be alpha as fuck and meet many waifus who will be willing to b-back that ass up at El Monumental. Will they take on the field or will they finally drown on their own tear-filled basements? This team actually lacks pretty much half their physical energy due to gooning.

You can join our discord here.

Roster

Last roster poll: /r9k/ Winter 2019 roster poll results

No. Position Player 1   GK Neet 2   LB Greentext 3   CB Piss Bottle 4   CB Chad Thundercock 5   RB Forever Alone 6   DMF Neckbeard 7   CMF Hole-In-Backanon 8   AMF Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye-Contactless Virgin 9   AMF Misaki 10   CF >tfw no gf 11   CF Elliot Rodger

No. Position Player 12   GK Robot9001 13   LB Chicken Tendies 14   CB Britfeel 15   CB Manlet 23   CB Yakui The Maid 16   RB Beta Orbiter 17   DMF Ideal GF 21   DMF Good Boy Points 18   CMF Devilish 19   CMF Wizard 22   CMF Wagecuck 20   SS Cum Tub

Cup Record

Event	W-D-L	Rank
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1-1	10th - Group Stage
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	6-0-1	2nd
2013 4chan Winter Cup	0-0-3	24th - Group Stage
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-0-3	23th - Group Stage
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1-1	19th - Group Stage
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2-1	26th - Group Stage
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0-3	34th - Group Stage
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0-2	21st - Group Stage
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-1-1	11th - Round of 16
2016 4chan Winter Cup	0-1-2	26th - Group Stage
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	6-0-1	3rd
2016 4chan Summer Cup	2-1-1	9th - Round of 16
2017 4chan Winter Cup	0-2-1	29th - Group Stage
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1-1	22nd - Group Stage
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	6-0-1	WINNERS
2018 4chan Winter Cup	0-1-2	31st - Group Stage
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1-2	13th - Round of 16
2018 4chan Summer Cup	2-1-0	16th - Round of 16
2019 4chan Winter Cup	1-1-1	18th - Group Stage
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0-2	11th - Round of 16
2019 4chan Summer Cup	2-0-2	11th - Round of 16
2020 4chan Winter Cup	0-0-3	32nd - Group Stage
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-2-1	26nd - Group Stage
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-0-1	4th - Qualified
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0-3	31st - Group Stage
2021 4chan World Cup	2-0-2	32th - Round of 32
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0-3	33th - Group Stage
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-2-1	10th - Round of 16
2022 4chan Summer Cup	1-1-1	18th - Group Stage
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0-3	29th - Group Stage
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-0-2	7th - Qualified
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-1-2	30th - Group Stage
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-0-3	9th - Playoffs

Team History

For earlier history: /r9k/ History

Matchguide: /r9k/ Match History

2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
May 6, 2023	/vr/	2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-3 L	65' Elliot Rodger
May 12, 2023	/lit/	2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	30' Misaki
May 14, 2023	/c/	2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	55' Elliot Rodger

Rivalries

The Beta Bowl U-umm... We're b-both too scared to pass the ball around. S-so our matches are usually 0 g-goal thrillers...

3-0-2

The Alpha-Beta Derby Throughout much of the cup's history, this was a dormant rivalry because these teams never faced each other. This rivalry came to life when the /fit/izens and Arcanines met in the 2015 Spring Babby Cup, and the fucking normies of /fit/ won 2-1.

1-0-1

Honours

• 

  2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
  Runner-up

• 

  2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
  Third place

• 

  2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
  Champions

Team Records

All official matches since the 2012 Spring Babby Cup are counted here.

Goalscorer Table

Pic	Player	Goals
	Elliot Rodger	79
	>tfw no gf	60
	Sadfrog	28
	Robot9001	24
	Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye-Contactless Virgin	23
	Misaki	11
	Japanese Lettuce Hardcore	8
	Chad Thundercock	3
	Spaghetti	2
	That Kid	2
	Forever Alone	2
	Greentext	2
	Shores	1
	Fembot	1
	Eliza	1
	Neckbeard	1
	Devilish	1
	Hole-in-backanon	1

Most Goals In A Match

Player	Goals	Opponent	Competition
Elliot Rodger	4	/c/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Robot9001	3	/cm/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Robot9001	3	/s4s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Sadfrog	3	/vr/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Elliot Rodger	3	/p/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Elliot Rodger	3	/v/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Elliot Rodger	3	/p/	2016 4chan Summer Cup
KissHugHandholdEyecontactLess Virgin	3	/ck/	2019 4chan Winter Cup
Elliot Rodger	3	/gd/	2019 4chan Winter Cup
Elliot Rodger	3	/mu/	2019 4chan Winter Cup
>tfw no gf	3	/f/	2019 4chan Summer Cup
>tfw no gf	3	/jp/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Top 5 Attendances

Viewers	Opponent	Competition
1865	/a/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
1768	/x/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
1756	/mlp/	2016 4chan Summer Cup
1491	/o/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
1430	/g/	2016 4chan Winter Cup

Trivia

•  /r9k/ is the only team that has won an official match without a single shot on target.
•  /r9k/ is the team with the most individual goal scorers in a single game, with Spaghetti, >tfw no gf, Elliot Rodger, Fembot, and ROBOT9001 scoring a goal against /p/  during the 2016 4chan Summer Cup
• That same game, with a final result of  /r9k/ 8-5 /p/  was, for more than 2 years the game with the highest amount of goals, with 13.
•  /r9k/ is the team with the most appearances in Babby cups, by appearing in 12 cups, skipping only the 2016 and 2018 editions of the Autumn Babby Cup.
•  /r9k/ and  /ck/ have the record with the highest scoring draw, with a 6-6 game in the 2019 4chan Winter Cup

Exports

Tactical Export		Aesthetic Export		Music Export		Some Older Exports
Latest Tactical Export		Latest Aesthetics Export		Latest Music Export		Some Older Exports

Achievements
Babby Cups
Preceded by 2016 /jp/	Autumn Champions 2017 (1st title)	Succeeded by 2018 /pol/