/essex/

/essex/
"Ah Yes, The Sex"
/essex/ - Eh? Sex?
Founded May 6th, 2018 Manager Shitcan Owner Shanghai Manjuu, Xiamen Yongshi IRL manager aquantis !!czh67wKB6Up Kiyose-san Xynthesa Cipher !!V0y9uLMUuqu Team colors Chat color 72e6f5 Azur Blue Top scorer N/A (N/A) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain AW SWEET! AN ESSEX THREAD! Website /essex/ - Eh? Sex? Nickname Eh? Sex?
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 22 3 8 33 66.67%
GF GA GD 92 73 +19
Biggest win /essex/  7–3  /dangeru/ 30 August 2022 Biggest defeat /kp/  4–1  /essex/ 30 August 2022 First match /essex/  3–2  /sb/ 30 August 2022
Team music
Anthem Graphite/Diamond Goal horn Hige Driver Alternate goal horn Alternate goal horn name
Kits

Exports

Tic-tacs	Aesthetics	Moosic
Lol lmao	Oops all essex	gimi

Roster

Final Boss

No. Position Player 11   GK IT'S ALL ESSEX 69   CF AW SWEET! AN ESSEX THREAD! 5   SS COPESEX 6   SS BIKESEX 88   AMF RETARDSEX 8   AMF SURFSEX 2   CMF UOOOOHSEX 7   CMF WIDESEX 9   CB SNEEDSEX 10   CB EHH? CUM? 11   CB DUMBSEX

Additional Roster

No. Position Player 12   DMF EssexFromAzurlane 13   DMF Wicked Sex 14   DMF Smartsex 15   DMF Coolsex 16   DMF KIMI RAIKOSEX 17   DMF SEXJAR 18   DMF EHNTERPRISE 19   CB SCHIZOSEX 20   CB CV9 Essex 21   CB Sex Detective 22   RMF Sex Merchant 23   LMF SUSSEX

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
02022-08-30August 30, 2022	/sb/	Fakkin Boolsheet Underground	3-2 W	Bikesex  42' Dumbsex  72', 84'
02022-08-30August 30, 2022	/dangeru/	Fakkin Boolsheet Underground	7-3 W	Dumbsex  2', 90+4' Sneedsex  12', 44' CV9 Essex  35' Bikesex  74', 84'
02022-08-30August 30, 2022	/kp/	Fakkin Boolsheet Underground	1-4 L	Coolsex  86'
02022-08-25August 25, 2022	/DHOTYA/	/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans Group Dadadadaddadadaddaadadaddaddaddada	3-2 W	Kimi Raikosex  40', 90+2' Dumbsex  76'
02022-08-27August 27, 2022	/LAD/	/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans Group Dadadadaddadadaddaadadaddaddaddada	3-2 W	Dumbsex  56', 80', 85'
02022-09-02September 2, 2022	/Banter F.C./	/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans Group Dadadadaddadadaddaadadaddaddaddada	3-4 W	Dumbsex  12', 69' Kimi Raikosex  40'
02022-09-07September 7, 2022	/rabi/	/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans Round of 32	6-3 W	Ehh? Cum?  4' Dumbsex  15', 35' (pen.), 54', 79' Sneedsex  42'
02022-09-09September 9, 2022	/p5/	/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans Round of 16	1-2 W	Kimi Raikosex  13' Dumbsex  45'
02022-09-10September 10, 2022	/ytmnd/	/ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans Quarter Finals	7-5 L	Kimi Raikosex  19', 90+3', 95' UOOOOHSEX  67' Dumbsex  105+0'
02022-12-09December 9, 2022	/100oj/	Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Group D	1-3 W	Dumbsex  13', 26', 50'
02022-12-11December 11, 2022	/M4/	Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Group D	4-2 W	Sneedsex  29', 39' Kimi Raikosex 45+1' Dumbsex  59'
02022-12-14December 14, 2022	/sk2/	Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Group D	3-3 D	Dumbsex  58', 76', 86'
02022-12-19December 19, 2022	/racestars/	Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Round of 16	2-1 W	Surfsex  42' Eh? Cum?  67'
02022-12-20December 20, 2022	/marisa/	Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Quarter Finals	1-3 W	Dumbsex  5', 60' Sneedsex  65'
02022-12-20December 20, 2022	/bushi/	Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Semi Finals	0-4 W	Kimi Raikosex  29' Dumbsex  40', 73' UOOOOHSEX  60'
02022-12-19December 19, 2022	/🗿/	Divegrass_Before_Christmas_4:_yfw_da_Burrs_celebrate_da_Christmas Final	0-3 L
02024-08-31August 31, 2024	/rancevii/	/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights Group NO MORE VEE GEE LEL	2-3 W	Sneedsex  44' Kimi Raikosex  72' Dumbsex  85'
02024-09-06September 6, 2024	/arcsys/	/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights Group NO MORE VEE GEE LEL	4-4 D	Sneedsex  15' Ehh? Cum?  57', 73' Dumbsex  84'
02024-09-07September 7, 2024	/MRU/	/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights Group NO MORE VEE GEE LEL	5-2 L	Dumbsex  62' Sneedsex  73'
02024-09-12September 12, 2024	/kotFC/	/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights Round of 32	3-3 (2-3 PKs) W	Ehh? Cum?  12' Kimi Raikosex  67' Dumbsex  70'
02024-09-14September 14, 2024	/bomber/	/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights Round of 16	2-5 W	Dumbsex  22' Kimi Raikosex  33', 42' Surfsex  73' Sneedsex  83'
02024-09-15September 15, 2024	/Banter F.C./	/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights Quarter Finals	1-0 W	Kimi Raikosex  23'
02024-09-15September 15, 2024	/guac/	/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights Semi Finals	1-2 L	Dumbsex  63'
02024-09-15September 15, 2024	/ytmnd/	/ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights Third Place Match	7-4 W	Ehh? Cum?  53' Aw Sweet! An Essex Thread  81' Dumbsex  88', 104' Sneedsex  94', 109' Kimi Raikosex  116'
02024-09-27September 27, 2024	/trinity/	Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers) Round 1	0-2 W	Dumbsex  18' Sneedsex  77'
02024-09-28September 28, 2024	/madness/	Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers) Round 2	0-2 L	No Sex
02024-09-29September 29, 2024	/sdm/	Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers) Round 3	3-1 L	Kimi Raikosex  80'
02024-10-04October 4, 2024	/pg/	Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers) Round 4	2-2 D	Dumbsex  40' Wickedsex  85'
02024-10-05October 5, 2024	/nightcore/	Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers) Playoffs Round 1	2-1 W	Ehh? Cum?  39', 83'
02024-10-05October 5, 2024	/NND/	Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers) Playoffs Round 2	3-4 W	Dumbsex  21', 43' UOOOOHsex  21' Ehh? Cum?  84'
02024-10-06October 6, 2024	/madness/	Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers) Quarter Finals	1-2 W	Kimi Raikosex  8' Dumbsex  39'
02024-10-06October 6, 2024	/pg/	Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers) Semi Finals	3-2 W	UOOOOHsex  39' Dumbsex  65' Ehh? Cum?  90+0'
02024-10-06October 6, 2024	/3ds/	Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers) Final	1-3 L	Kimi Raikosex  18'