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=== | ===[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]=== | ||
As the lack of snow of Winter 2023 fell, things didn't seem as dire as they would eventually turn out to be. The group stage started with /pol/ narrowly losing to /t/ due to an 87th minute goal hattrick by Never Ever Paying Adobe. /pol/ then managed to clinch a 3-2 win over /fit/ with a similar 87th minute goal and hattrick by the Jews, proving once again that with jews, sometimes you win. | |||
The fateful harbinger of things was yet to come. /pol/ faced off against /cm/, in a rematch from the Winter 2020 run that saw /pol/ win a star, and a rematch from that fateful loss in Summer 2019 that saw /cm/ get theirs. In a 4-3-3-1 group, with /pol/ on 3 points and /cm/ on 4, a win would see either team through. | |||
/pol/ proceeded to lose, 4-1, sealing their fate and sending them to the babbies. It's a real statement to make, that this demotion from the Elites would end up being the high point for /pol/ for the next one and a half years. | |||
===[[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]=== | |||
A team can go from first, second, or third place one cup, then drop to rock bottom within the span of a single cup. /pol/ hadn't exactly reached the top, but it sure would hit rock bottom, defying the age-old tradition of Springtime for Hitler. Springtime russian mud, instead, clogged up /pol/'s tank treads before freezing solid. | |||
As always, the beginnings didn't look too dire. A 3-2 loss to /an/ due to a 90+2 goal due to a Most Dangerous Lead wouldn't have been fatal on its own. But the next match, a grudge match between /pol/ and its new best enemy /k/, would be the dagger. /pol/ would lose 3-1 to /k/, dying on the second group stage day as /an/ and /k/ advanced on 6 points each in a 6-6-0-0 group that saw /pol/ and /toy/ fighting against the spoon. | |||
Who must go? Who is sus? | |||
An own goal by a sussy Amogus sealed Rockyeet's fate as a player on the team forever. A header goal and assist by Assad would see him promoted to a striker position. And a 7-4 loss to /toy/ would grant /pol/ the wooden spoon. /pol/ played better running a 2-3-5 in that final death match on +2 than it did in the rest of the cup. | |||
===[[2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]=== | |||
Due to winning the spoon in Spring, /pol/ was sent to the fetus, to try and claw its way out. | |||
/pol/ first drew against an old frenemy - /mlp/. Down a player on 10 man abuse, /mlp/ pulled ahead, 2-1. A last minute 90+ goal on +2 then proceeded to occur. | |||
Surprise! It wasn't /mlp/ who scored it, it was Assad, in hist first appearance as a striker for /pol/. Assad would proceed to go full sicko mode and score a hattrick against /b/ in the second match of that group stage. Unfortunately, as the rest of the team had yet to show up, /pol/ was only able to hold it level, at 3-3. | |||
A 2-0 loss to /vg/ would force /pol/ into the survival round for 7th place, where Assad would awaken yet again, and score another hattrick against /r9k/ to bring /pol/ to a 3-2 win over them, and proceed to the final match of the survival round against /aco/. And, predictably, the rest of the team didn't show up, Assad was dead tired after having to drag the team over the hump twice, and PES decided to keeperbabby /pol/, and cause /pol/'s second abortion in its history. | |||
Being a satanic ritual isn't the only reason /pol/ opposes abortion, as it turns out. The only bright spot of the fetus involved Assad winning the golden boot for the fetus, something that didn't matter, because no one gives a shit about fetus stats. | |||
===[[2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]=== | |||
Having suffered an abortion, /pol/ would receive an automatic bye to the Spring Babby cup as the 4CC switched to an older PES version, PES 16. | |||
The same PES that saw /pol/ get /pol/ocausted due to a shitty export. You can see where this is going, can't you? | |||
In continuing the trend of losing 3-2 for the first match, /pol/ would lose 3-2 against /tg/, having crashed the game several times on startup due to aesthetic conversion issues. Another loss, to /h/, and then a final loss to /sp/, put /pol/ almost exactly where it expected to end up. Only /cm/ did worse, and spared /pol/ yet another spoon. | |||
=== | ===[[2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]=== | ||
/pol/ managed to miss the Summer Cup just in time for an assassin to fail to kill a President. Happening after happening had passed /pol/ by as other teams fought for glory. It had been over 2 years since the team had seen an elite. And /pol/ had sunk so low in the rankings that there were even dead teams ranked higher. | |||
But it was an election year again. A presidential campaign was going on. Happenings were abounding. Once again /pol/ had to fight their way out of a fetus if they didn't want to sit on the sidelines as Happenings happened. | |||
/ | A brutal slugfest of a group stage saw a draw against /o/, a loss to /b/, and a win against /n/ that saw one of the first playoff matches in a long time. /pol/ duked it out against /o/ to see who would be forced to have to brave the gauntlet of the survival round. A cheeky 90'+5 from Twingo saw that conclusion out. This time, though, it was not /pol/'s turn for heartbreak in the survival round. /xs/, having fought their way through the first survival round, managed to pull a level 2-2, until this time, /pol/ saw themselves with a 90'+6 from Hitler to seal the game away and push /pol/ into the Autumn Babby. | ||
This was just a fetus, yet /pol/ had had to fight tooth and nail to get out of it. But out they did, just in time for an election, and for the 2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. | |||
===[[2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]=== | |||
Going into the Autumn Babby, /pol/ was still one of the lowest ranked teams to enter. /pol/ immediately lost 2-0 to /tv/, and it seemed as though /pol/ had escaped abortion just to go back to the fetus, again. | |||
But then a 7-1 Braziling against [s4s] - making this /pol/'s greatest win and [s4s]'s greatest loss to date - propelled /pol/ skywards in the group stage stats. /pol/ still needed a win against /t/ in order to advance, and did so, holding out against the booty pirates long enough to secure advancement to an Elite Cup for the first time in over 2 years. | |||
And who cares about what came next in the babby? It's not like we're a bit salty that our new greatest enemy won it or whatever. Who cares about babbies? /pol/ was elite again for the first time in 2 years, and that's the only stat that matters. | |||
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(20%);background:linear-gradient(to right, #DD0000, rgba(221,0,0,0));font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:20px;border-radius:5px 0 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Special Anthems</span></div>== | ==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(20%);background:linear-gradient(to right, #DD0000, rgba(221,0,0,0));font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:20px;border-radius:5px 0 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Special Anthems</span></div>== | ||
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{{sq start player |no=410 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title=" | {{sq start player |no=410 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="But Chuddha, What If...?">NOTHING EVER HAPPENS</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=50|pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="What's your Nofap record?">Stop Watching Porn</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=50|pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="What's your Nofap record?">Stop Watching Porn</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=10 |pos=LB |name= <span class="explain" title=" | {{sq start player |no=10 |pos=LB |name= <span class="explain" title="Did You Know I have E-G-G-S?">Laineyball</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=31 |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="The worst thing that can happen to a man is getting exactly what you want. For the happeningfags, they're getting what they wished for so often that each subsequent happening has a smaller and smaller impact. The monkey's paw curls">Happening | {{sq start player |no=31 |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="The worst thing that can happen to a man is getting exactly what you want. For the happeningfags, they're getting what they wished for so often that each subsequent happening has a smaller and smaller impact. The monkey's paw curls">Happening of the Millisecond</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=14 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title="An hour and 20 minute long fever dream showcasing pajeet inferiority. Guaranteed to attract the most vitriolic of pajeet shills to your thread, that will mass report you to the janny"> | {{sq start player |no=14 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title="An hour and 20 minute long fever dream showcasing pajeet inferiority. Guaranteed to attract the most vitriolic of pajeet shills to your thread, that will mass report you to the janny">H1Jeet</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq start player |no=6 |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Do I need to explain?">(((Jews)))</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=7 |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Moonman Moonman Can't You See?">Moonman</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq silver player |no=14 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title="If you looked at this man's political career, it's a hell of a hollywood movie. From President, to felon, to President again">TWO TERMS</span>}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=76 |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title=" | {{sq silver player |no=76 |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Backshots. Take that how you will">Luigi's Mansion</span>}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=88 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="My Spirit Will Rise From The Grave And The World Will Know That I Was Right">Hitler</span> {{captain}}}} | {{sq gold player |no=88 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="My Spirit Will Rise From The Grave And The World Will Know That I Was Right">Hitler</span> {{captain}}}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=58 |pos=CF |name= <span class="explain" title=" | {{sq gold player |no=58 |pos=CF |name= <span class="explain" title="IT'S HAPPENING">Doompaul</span>}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=14 |pos= | {{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="You Have No Womb. You Have No Ovaries. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature's perfection">YWNBAW</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=38 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="I'M COMING TO KILL YOU, AT YOUR HOUSE IN LOS ANGELES">The Candyman</span>}} | {{sq player |no=38 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="I'M COMING TO KILL YOU, AT YOUR HOUSE IN LOS ANGELES">The Candyman</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=777 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD">Christ Is King</span>}} | {{sq player |no=777 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD">Christ Is King</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=48 |pos=LB |name= <span class="explain" title="They're Called Glowniggers Because They Glow In The Dark">Score One For The Good Guys</span>}} | {{sq player |no=48 |pos=LB |name= <span class="explain" title="They're Called Glowniggers Because They Glow In The Dark">Score One For The Good Guys</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=77 |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="The | {{sq player |no=77 |pos=RB |name= <span class="explain" title="The whole world belongs to America">Manifest Destiny</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=616 |pos=DMF |name= <span class="explain" title="KILL ALL AGENTS OF THE GREAT SATAN">I HATE THE ANTICHRIST</span>}} | {{sq player |no=616 |pos=DMF |name= <span class="explain" title="KILL ALL AGENTS OF THE GREAT SATAN">I HATE THE ANTICHRIST</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=57 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title="He may have passed, but his ideas remain forever relevant">Unaboomer</span>}} | {{sq player |no=57 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title="He may have passed, but his ideas remain forever relevant">Unaboomer</span>}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=420 |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="We used to make fun of Canadians for this. Then the leafs spread the curse of high in store prices and luxury soup to the United States">Post The In Store Prices</span>}} | {{sq player |no=420 |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="We used to make fun of Canadians for this. Then the leafs spread the curse of high in store prices and luxury soup to the United States">Post The In Store Prices</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=70 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Any Happening that drags on for over a month and which develops its own generals very quickly stops being a good happening and becomes a shill-filled mess of shitflinging">Slavic Bitchfight</span>}} | {{sq player |no=70 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Any Happening that drags on for over a month and which develops its own generals very quickly stops being a good happening and becomes a shill-filled mess of shitflinging">Slavic Bitchfight</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=45 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title=" | {{sq player |no=45 |pos=CMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Our 51st territory. You gotta earn statehood, you fucking leaves">Day of the Rake</span>}} | ||
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| style="background:#dd0000; color: #FFFFFF" align=center|''' | | style="background:#dd0000; color: #FFFFFF" align=center|'''5-1-1''' | ||
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| style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|s}} [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Round_of_16|3-3 (7-6 PK) | | style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|s}} [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Round_of_16|3-3 W (7-6 PK)]] | ||
| style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|y}} [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Quarter_Finals|3-0 W]] | | style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|y}} [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Quarter_Finals|3-0 W]] | ||
| style="background-color:#FFCCCC;" | {{team away|toy}} [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Semi_Finals|3-5 L]] | | style="background-color:#FFCCCC;" | {{team away|toy}} [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Semi_Finals|3-5 L]] | ||
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| style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|po}} [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Round_of_16|3-2 W]] | | style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|po}} [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Round_of_16|3-2 W]] | ||
| style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|e}} [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Quarter_Finals|1-1 (5-4 PK) | | style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|e}} [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Quarter_Finals|1-1 W (5-4 PK)]] | ||
| style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|diy}} [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Semi_Finals|2-0 W]] | | style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|diy}} [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Semi_Finals|2-0 W]] | ||
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| [[File:ABC17 Design A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]] | | [[File:ABC17 Design A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]] | ||
| style="background-color:#FFFFCC;" | {{team away|b}} [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Group_C|1-1 D]] | | style="background-color:#FFFFCC;" | {{team away|b}} [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Group_C|1-1 D]] | ||
| style="background-color:#FFCCCC;" | {{team away|cm}} [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Group_C|1-2 | | style="background-color:#FFCCCC;" | {{team away|cm}} [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Group_C|1-2 L]] | ||
| style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|mlp}} [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Group_C|2-1 W]] | | style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|mlp}} [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Group_C|2-1 W]] | ||
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| style="background-color:#FFCCCC;" | {{team away|tg}} [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Round_of_16|2-2 (3-4 PK) | | style="background-color:#FFCCCC;" | {{team away|tg}} [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Round_of_16|2-2 L (3-4 PK)]] | ||
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| style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|biz}} [[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Round_of_16|3-1 W]] | | style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|biz}} [[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Round_of_16|3-1 W]] | ||
| style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|wg}} [[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Quarter-Finals|4-2 W]] | | style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|wg}} [[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Quarter-Finals|4-2 W]] | ||
| style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|w}} [[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Semi-Finals|1-1 (5-4 PK) | | style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|w}} [[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Semi-Finals|1-1 W (5-4 PK)]] | ||
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| style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|his}} [[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Final|2-0 W]] | | style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|his}} [[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Final|2-0 W]] | ||
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| [[File:WC23 Design G.png|25px]] [[2023 4chan Winter Cup]] | | [[File:WC23 Design G.png|25px]] [[2023 4chan Winter Cup]] | ||
| style="background-color:#FFCCCC;" | {{team away|t}} [[2023 4chan Winter Cup#Group_D|2-3 L]] | | style="background-color:#FFCCCC;" | {{team away|t}} [[2023 4chan Winter Cup#Group_D|2-3 L]] | ||
| style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away| | | style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|fit}} [[2023 4chan Winter Cup#Group_D|3-2 W]] | ||
| style="background-color:#FFCCCC;" | {{team away|cm}} [[2023 4chan Winter Cup#Group_D|1-4 L]] | | style="background-color:#FFCCCC;" | {{team away|cm}} [[2023 4chan Winter Cup#Group_D|1-4 L]] | ||
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| [[File:SBC23 Design D.png|25px]] [[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | | [[File:SBC23 Design D.png|25px]] [[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | ||
| style="background-color:#FFCCCC;" | {{team away|an}} [[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group_G| | | style="background-color:#FFCCCC;" | {{team away|an}} [[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group_G|2-3 L]] | ||
| style="background-color:#FFCCCC;" | {{team away|k}} [[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group_G|1-3 L]] | | style="background-color:#FFCCCC;" | {{team away|k}} [[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group_G|1-3 L]] | ||
| style="background-color:#FFCCCC;" | {{team away|toy}} [[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group_G| | | style="background-color:#FFCCCC;" | {{team away|toy}} [[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Group_G|7-4 L]] | ||
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| style="background-color:#FFCCCC;" | {{team away|b}} [[2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Group_B|4-2 L]] | | style="background-color:#FFCCCC;" | {{team away|b}} [[2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Group_B|4-2 L]] | ||
| style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|n}} [[2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Group_B|3-1 W]] | | style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|n}} [[2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Group_B|3-1 W]] | ||
| style="background-color:# | | style="background-color:#CCCCCC;" | {{team away|o}} [[2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Group_B|3-2 L]] | ||
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| style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|xs}} [[2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Group_B|3-2 W]] | | style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|xs}} [[2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Group_B|3-2 W]] | ||
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| style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|v}} [[2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Round_of_16|2 | | style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|v}} [[2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Round_of_16|0-2 W]] | ||
| style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|vmg}} [[2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Quarter_Finals|4-3 W]] | | style="background-color:#CCFFCC;" | {{team away|vmg}} [[2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Quarter_Finals|4-3 W]] | ||
| style="background-color:#FFCCCC;" | {{team away|vm}} [[2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Semi_Finals|3-1 L]] | | style="background-color:#FFCCCC;" | {{team away|vm}} [[2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Semi_Finals|3-1 L]] | ||
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| align=center|{{team away| | | align=center|{{team away|fit}} | ||
| align=center|[[2023_4chan_Winter_Cup_Group_D#.2Ffit.2F_v_.2Fpol.2F|3-2 W]] | | align=center|[[2023_4chan_Winter_Cup_Group_D#.2Ffit.2F_v_.2Fpol.2F|3-2 W]] | ||
|<small>(((Jews))) {{goal|20||34||87}}</small> | |<small>(((Jews))) {{goal|20||34||87}}</small> | ||
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| align=center|{{team away|toy}} | | align=center|{{team away|toy}} | ||
| align=center|[[2023_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup_Group_G#. | | align=center|[[2023_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup_Group_G#.2Ftoy.2F_v_.2Fpol.2F|7-4 L]] | ||
|<small>Moonman {{goal|31}}<br>Happening of the Year/Month/Week/Day {{goal|64}}<br>Assad {{goal|69}}<br>(((Jews))) {{goal|76}}</small> | |<small>Moonman {{goal|31}}<br>Happening of the Year/Month/Week/Day {{goal|64}}<br>Assad {{goal|69}}<br>(((Jews))) {{goal|76}}</small> | ||
| align=center|May 14th, 2023 | | align=center|May 14th, 2023 | ||
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| align=center|October 20th, 2024 | | align=center|October 20th, 2024 | ||
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| align=center|{{team away|o}} | | align=center|{{team away|o}} | ||
| align=center|[[2024_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Qualifiers_Group_B#.2Fo.2F_v_.2Fpol.2F|3-2 L]] | | align=center|[[2024_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Qualifiers_Group_B#.2Fo.2F_v_.2Fpol.2F|3-2 L]] | ||
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| '''Cup Matches''' | | '''Cup Matches''' | ||
| align=center|''' | | align=center|'''157''' | ||
| align=center|''' | | align=center|'''69''' | ||
| align=center|''' | | align=center|'''25''' | ||
| align=center|''' | | align=center|'''63''' | ||
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Welcome to /pol/.
Having maintained an exceptional record since our cup debut in the 2012 Spring Babby, /pol/ has established itself as a force to be reckoned with. The team's distinctively aggressive and relentless brand of divergrass has made it infamous among the 4CC community, in addition to earning us a reputation for delivering entertaining games. We look forward to continuing our march to victory in the 2024 Spring Babby Cup with a David's star on the shirt, proving once and for all through its superior tactics and ability that /pol/ is, in fact, the Master Race.
Contact Us
Join our Discord
Yes, Discord is cancer, but it's mostly for organizing and for one of the managers to have melties in
GaryD12 !!8lh/KG0boAN | horsbussy !!TOzsdmtlfd2 |
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History
- For earlier history: /pol/ History
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2023 4chan Winter Cup
As the lack of snow of Winter 2023 fell, things didn't seem as dire as they would eventually turn out to be. The group stage started with /pol/ narrowly losing to /t/ due to an 87th minute goal hattrick by Never Ever Paying Adobe. /pol/ then managed to clinch a 3-2 win over /fit/ with a similar 87th minute goal and hattrick by the Jews, proving once again that with jews, sometimes you win.
The fateful harbinger of things was yet to come. /pol/ faced off against /cm/, in a rematch from the Winter 2020 run that saw /pol/ win a star, and a rematch from that fateful loss in Summer 2019 that saw /cm/ get theirs. In a 4-3-3-1 group, with /pol/ on 3 points and /cm/ on 4, a win would see either team through.
/pol/ proceeded to lose, 4-1, sealing their fate and sending them to the babbies. It's a real statement to make, that this demotion from the Elites would end up being the high point for /pol/ for the next one and a half years.
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup
A team can go from first, second, or third place one cup, then drop to rock bottom within the span of a single cup. /pol/ hadn't exactly reached the top, but it sure would hit rock bottom, defying the age-old tradition of Springtime for Hitler. Springtime russian mud, instead, clogged up /pol/'s tank treads before freezing solid.
As always, the beginnings didn't look too dire. A 3-2 loss to /an/ due to a 90+2 goal due to a Most Dangerous Lead wouldn't have been fatal on its own. But the next match, a grudge match between /pol/ and its new best enemy /k/, would be the dagger. /pol/ would lose 3-1 to /k/, dying on the second group stage day as /an/ and /k/ advanced on 6 points each in a 6-6-0-0 group that saw /pol/ and /toy/ fighting against the spoon.
Who must go? Who is sus?
An own goal by a sussy Amogus sealed Rockyeet's fate as a player on the team forever. A header goal and assist by Assad would see him promoted to a striker position. And a 7-4 loss to /toy/ would grant /pol/ the wooden spoon. /pol/ played better running a 2-3-5 in that final death match on +2 than it did in the rest of the cup.
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
Due to winning the spoon in Spring, /pol/ was sent to the fetus, to try and claw its way out.
/pol/ first drew against an old frenemy - /mlp/. Down a player on 10 man abuse, /mlp/ pulled ahead, 2-1. A last minute 90+ goal on +2 then proceeded to occur.
Surprise! It wasn't /mlp/ who scored it, it was Assad, in hist first appearance as a striker for /pol/. Assad would proceed to go full sicko mode and score a hattrick against /b/ in the second match of that group stage. Unfortunately, as the rest of the team had yet to show up, /pol/ was only able to hold it level, at 3-3.
A 2-0 loss to /vg/ would force /pol/ into the survival round for 7th place, where Assad would awaken yet again, and score another hattrick against /r9k/ to bring /pol/ to a 3-2 win over them, and proceed to the final match of the survival round against /aco/. And, predictably, the rest of the team didn't show up, Assad was dead tired after having to drag the team over the hump twice, and PES decided to keeperbabby /pol/, and cause /pol/'s second abortion in its history.
Being a satanic ritual isn't the only reason /pol/ opposes abortion, as it turns out. The only bright spot of the fetus involved Assad winning the golden boot for the fetus, something that didn't matter, because no one gives a shit about fetus stats.
2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Having suffered an abortion, /pol/ would receive an automatic bye to the Spring Babby cup as the 4CC switched to an older PES version, PES 16.
The same PES that saw /pol/ get /pol/ocausted due to a shitty export. You can see where this is going, can't you?
In continuing the trend of losing 3-2 for the first match, /pol/ would lose 3-2 against /tg/, having crashed the game several times on startup due to aesthetic conversion issues. Another loss, to /h/, and then a final loss to /sp/, put /pol/ almost exactly where it expected to end up. Only /cm/ did worse, and spared /pol/ yet another spoon.
2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
/pol/ managed to miss the Summer Cup just in time for an assassin to fail to kill a President. Happening after happening had passed /pol/ by as other teams fought for glory. It had been over 2 years since the team had seen an elite. And /pol/ had sunk so low in the rankings that there were even dead teams ranked higher.
But it was an election year again. A presidential campaign was going on. Happenings were abounding. Once again /pol/ had to fight their way out of a fetus if they didn't want to sit on the sidelines as Happenings happened.
A brutal slugfest of a group stage saw a draw against /o/, a loss to /b/, and a win against /n/ that saw one of the first playoff matches in a long time. /pol/ duked it out against /o/ to see who would be forced to have to brave the gauntlet of the survival round. A cheeky 90'+5 from Twingo saw that conclusion out. This time, though, it was not /pol/'s turn for heartbreak in the survival round. /xs/, having fought their way through the first survival round, managed to pull a level 2-2, until this time, /pol/ saw themselves with a 90'+6 from Hitler to seal the game away and push /pol/ into the Autumn Babby.
This was just a fetus, yet /pol/ had had to fight tooth and nail to get out of it. But out they did, just in time for an election, and for the 2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup.
2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Going into the Autumn Babby, /pol/ was still one of the lowest ranked teams to enter. /pol/ immediately lost 2-0 to /tv/, and it seemed as though /pol/ had escaped abortion just to go back to the fetus, again.
But then a 7-1 Braziling against [s4s] - making this /pol/'s greatest win and [s4s]'s greatest loss to date - propelled /pol/ skywards in the group stage stats. /pol/ still needed a win against /t/ in order to advance, and did so, holding out against the booty pirates long enough to secure advancement to an Elite Cup for the first time in over 2 years.
And who cares about what came next in the babby? It's not like we're a bit salty that our new greatest enemy won it or whatever. Who cares about babbies? /pol/ was elite again for the first time in 2 years, and that's the only stat that matters.
Special Anthems
FALLSCHIRMJÄGER Remix | Away Games |
Die Flut Kommt (The Flood Comes) | Special Occasions |
/pol/ Happening Theme | Advancing from Group Stage |
Nagila Hava | Jews MOTM / Hattrick / Only /pol/ Player who scored goals. |
Do You Want Total War Archived Dead link | /pol/ 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Finale Winners Anthem |
Special Goalhorns
Oy Gevalt | (((Jews))) Goalhorn |
Right Wing Death Squads | Moonman Goalhorn |
God, Syria, and Bashar | Assad Goalhorn |
Leadership
Cozmo !911.RhllEE | January 12th, 2012 | February 24th, 2013 | 409 days |
Weasel !TxEEGZKP8U | February 25th, 2013 | March 1st, 2013 | 4 days |
SeeSaw !iiA80eLVpY | March 2nd, 2013 | May 29th, 2013 | 88 days |
Cozmo !911.RhllEE | May 30th, 2013 | August 25th, 2013 | 87 days |
SeeSaw !!GodHeBsZkYC | August 26th, 2013 | December 1st, 2013 | 97 days |
KHS_Rowan !!YF6PybmnSBn | January 9th, 2014 | September 27th, 2014 | 261 days |
AWyattMann !!Y4mYkGKi2iw | September 28th, 2014 | May 17th, 2015 | 231 days |
Rabbi Shlomo !!i3uxIMqTCIK | May 19th, 2015 | November 5th, 2017 | 901 days |
Canes !!D+6vaHhSnXN | November 6th, 2017 | May 22nd, 2022 | 1658 days |
Juan !!zNc6KCqHgOI | May 23rd, 2022 | August 13th, 2022 | 82 days |
Canes !!D+6vaHhSnXN | August 14th, 2022 | March 26th, 2023 | 208 days |
GaryD12 !!8lh/KG0boAN | March 26, 2023 | – | 703 days |
Lineup
Main Article: /pol/ Roster
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Rivalries
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/mlp/ - The /mlpol/ Derby Apparently unable to grasp the concept that no one likes them, the ponies seem to share one thing with all the other boards on 4chan: They secretly want to be like /pol/. Success breeds jealousy, and success is measured by achievement, and the /pol/acks are undoubtedly some of the most achieving members of their respective societies, so no wonder everyone is jealous of us. Some are discrete about it, while others such as /mlp/ just try too hard to associate themselves with /pol/. Well- no thank you. At least not until you're saved from your poor perspective regarding watching cartoons for little girls, or rubbing your genitals up against 2D horses. This cup, we'll knock you off the saddle. |
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/int/ - The /new/ Derby The day /new/ was shut down, /int/ was invaded by the newsman forces. The occupation instated by the then board-less politically minded was too much for the passive hugbox of AIDS ridden immigrant marxists of /international/ to take on, and thus /pol/ was created, a new home for those who wish to continue freely debating out world-saving ideas, and preparing for the inevitable (and sure to come really soon) Happening. The /int/ernationals are still disgruntled about the Great /new/ Invasion, and have grown even more allergic to the moral, reasonable ideals held by the vast majority of /pol/. Ironically enough, without these people preserving their Nations, there would be no /int/. May we Blitzkrieg their pitch once more. |
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/lgbt/ - The Mental Illness Derby A cesspit containing the most mentally disordered, self-deluded, STD-ridden most godless anons on the website, who constantly attempt to justify their wicked degenerate behaviors with all sorts of pseudo-sex-sciences, and opting to endorse and support one of the most jewish of the lobbies plaguing western civilization- "the LGBT movement". The act of defying God's Law will not be punished lightly, and it is up to /pol/- the Bastion of Morality- to hang these heathens to rid us all from these perverted sodomites and bring God's Blessings back to humanity. That is of course, if AIDS doesn't get to them first; Everyone knows sodomy destroyed Rome, really, we'll be doing them a favor. Let the Divegrass Crusade begin. |
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/his/ - The Holohoax Revisionism Derby Having been consistently disproven by the most masterfully crafted, well sourced and captivating of infographics, the shilly willies could take it no more, and evaded the racially aware Nation of /pol/ in order to create their very own home- a blue board incapable of producing arguments of true historical accuracy or critical thinking. /pol/ will make History, while /his/ talks about it. |
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Tournament History
Competition | Win | Draw | Loss | Final Placement | Tier | Status | Notes | |
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Promoted to Elite | ||
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2 | 0 | 2 | Preliminary Round | ![]() |
Stayed Elite | ||
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5 | 0 | 2 | 3rd Place | ![]() |
Stayed Elite | Third Reich Trophy | |
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0 | 0 | 3 | Group Stage | ![]() |
Relegated to Babby | Lost Elite Status | |
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4 | 0 | 3 | 4th Place | ![]() |
Promoted to Elite | ||
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0 | 0 | 0 | Disqualified | ![]() |
Relegated to Babby | Disqualified due to >18 minutes | |
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7 | 0 | 1 | Champions | ![]() |
Promoted to Elite | >implying worst fans | |
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0 | 2 | 1 | Group Stage | ![]() |
Relegated to Babby | Thanks >1.12 | |
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0 | 2 | 2 | Group Stage | ![]() |
Stayed Babby | Almost last while hosting | |
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0 | 3 | 1 | Group Stage | ![]() |
Stayed Babby | Wow, I can't fucking wait for /pol/ to win. AGAIN. | |
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5 | 1 | 2 | 3rd Place | ![]() |
Promoted to Elite | Third Reich Trophy | |
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1 | 1 | 2 | Round of 16 | ![]() |
Stayed Elite | ||
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0 | 0 | 3 | Group Stage | ![]() |
Relegated to Babby | Relegated with Wooden Spoon | |
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1 | 0 | 2 | Group Stage | ![]() |
Relegated to Fetus | Relegated to Fetus because >SUPERtwinky | |
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0 | 1 | 2 | Group Stage | ![]() |
Stayed Fetus | Aborted with Wooden Spoon | |
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1 | 1 | 1 | Group Stage | ![]() |
Promoted to Babby | ||
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2 | 1 | 1 | Round of 16 | ![]() |
Promoted to Elite | ||
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2 | 1 | 1 | Round of 16 | ![]() |
Stayed Elite | ||
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1 | 0 | 2 | Group Stage | ![]() |
Relegated to Babby | ||
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5 | 2 | 0 | Champions | ![]() |
Promoted to Elite | We are real history, BTFO /his/ | |
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3 | 0 | 2 | Quarter Final | ![]() |
Stayed Elite | ||
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4 | 1 | 2 | Runner-ups | ![]() |
Stayed Elite | ||
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6 | 1 | 0 | Champions | ![]() |
Stayed Elite | STAR OF DAVID ON THE SHIRT | |
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1 | 1 | 1 | Group Stage | ![]() |
Relegated to Babby | ||
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1 | 0 | 2 | Group Stage | ![]() |
Stayed Babby | ||
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0 | 1 | 2 | Group Stage | ![]() |
Stayed Babby | Does not count for promotion/relegation | |
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Promoted to Elite | ||
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1 | 1 | 1 | Group Stage | ![]() |
Relegated to Babby | >dies on four points | |
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6 | 0 | 2 | Runner-ups | ![]() |
Promoted to Elite | ||
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1 | 1 | 2 | Round of 16 | ![]() |
Stayed Elite | ||
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1 | 0 | 2 | Group Stage | ![]() |
Relegated to Babby | ||
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0 | 0 | 3 | Group Stage | ![]() |
Stayed Babby | >Gets fetus and spooned | |
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1 | 2 | 3 | Group Stage | ![]() |
Stayed Fetus | Thanks Keeperbabby and Trollpost, I hate it | |
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0 | 0 | 3 | Group Stage | ![]() |
Relegated to Fetus | Free pass from fetus to just to go back. | |
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Promoted to Babby | Twists and turns and last straw escape. | |
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78 | 28 | 69 | Master Race | Divegrass Master Race |
Records
- Full Match History: /pol/ Match History
Official Matches
Click for detailed Match History
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3-0 W | Stormfront ![]() Doom Paul ![]() |
February 12th, 2012 |
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0-0 D | February 18th, 2012 | |||
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3-1 W | Doom Paul ![]() Stormfront ![]() |
March 3rd, 2012 | ||
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4-2 W | Stormfront ![]() |
March 23rd, 2012 | |
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3-0 W | Stormfront ![]() Doom Paul ![]() |
March 24th, 2012 | ||
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1-2 L | Jews ![]() |
March 25th, 2012 | ||
Quarter-final | ![]() |
0-5 L | March 31st, 2012 | ||
![]() 2012 Summer Cup |
Friendlies | ![]() |
1-0 W | Doom Paul ![]() |
April 14th, 2012 |
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2-1 W | Hayek ![]() Doom Paul ![]() |
May 12th, 2012 | ||
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2-1 W | Hitler ![]() Doom Paul ![]() |
June 2nd, 2012 | ||
Group Stage | ![]() |
2-5 L | Doom Paul ![]() Stormfront ![]() |
July 13th, 2012 | |
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2-1 W | Doom Paul ![]() CLICK CLACK ![]() |
July 14th, 2012 | ||
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3-0 W | Doom Paul ![]() Stormfront ![]() |
July 15th, 2012 | ||
Preliminary Round | ![]() |
0-1 L | July 20th, 2012 | ||
![]() 2012 Autumn Babby Cup |
Friendlies | ![]() |
2-4 L | Doom Paul ![]() |
August 19th, 2012 |
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2-2 D | Doom Paul ![]() Hitler ![]() |
September 15th, 2012 | ||
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3-2 W | Stormfront ![]() Doom Paul ![]() |
September 22nd, 2012 | ||
![]() 2013 Winter Cup |
Friendlies | ![]() |
1-5 L | Stormfront ![]() |
December 15th, 2012 |
Group Stage | ![]() |
3-1 W | Stormfront ![]() |
February 8th, 2013 | |
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0-5 L | February 10th, 2013 | |||
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2-0 W | Stormfront ![]() Doom Paul ![]() |
February 16th, 2013 | ||
Round of 16 | ![]() |
2-0 W | Stormfront ![]() Doom Paul ![]() |
February 23rd, 2013 | |
Quarter-final | ![]() |
4-1 W | Hitler ![]() Stormfront ![]() |
February 24th, 2013 | |
Semi-final | ![]() |
0-2 L | February 24th, 2013 | ||
Third place match | ![]() |
3-0 W | Doom Paul ![]() Stormfront ![]() Hitler ![]() |
February 24th, 2013 | |
![]() 2013 Spring Babby Cup |
Friendlies | ![]() |
3-1 W | Stormfront ![]() Doom Paul ![]() |
April 6th, 2013 |
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1-2 L | Daily Reminder ![]() |
April 7th, 2013 | ||
![]() 2013 Summer Cup |
Friendlies | ![]() |
0-0 D | July 12th, 2013 | |
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5-2 W | Hitler ![]() Doom Paul ![]() Stormfront ![]() |
July 20th, 2013 | ||
Group Stage | ![]() |
0-2 L | August 17th, 2013 | ||
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1-2 L | Doom Paul ![]() |
August 23rd, 2013 | ||
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0-1 L | August 25th, 2013 | |||
![]() 2013 Autumn Babby Cup |
Friendlies | ![]() |
1-4 L | Penn Jillette ![]() |
September 28th, 2013 |
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0-2 L | September 29th, 2013 | |||
Group Stage | ![]() |
2-1 W | Jews ![]() Stormfront ![]() |
November 16th, 2013 | |
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4-2 W | GOD EXISTS ![]() Doompaul ![]() Stormfront ![]() |
November 22nd, 2013 | ||
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3-4 L | Hitler ![]() Stormfront ![]() |
November 24th, 2013 | ||
Round of 16 | ![]() |
3-3 W (7-6 PK) |
Hitler ![]() Stormfront ![]() |
November 30th, 2013 | |
Quarter-final | ![]() |
3-0 W | Stormfront ![]() |
December 1st, 2013 | |
Semi-final | ![]() |
3-5 L | Hitler ![]() Stormfront ![]() |
December 1st, 2013 | |
Third place match | ![]() |
0-3 L | December 1st, 2013 | ||
![]() 2014 Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
3-0 W | Hitler ![]() Zimmerman ![]() Doom Paul ![]() |
April 5th, 2014 |
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1-0 W | Jews ![]() |
April 6th, 2014 | ||
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1-3 L | Stormfront ![]() |
April 12th, 2014 | ||
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2-1 W | Stormfront ![]() Doompaul ![]() |
April 18th, 2014 | ||
Round of 16 | ![]() |
3-2 W | Zimmerman ![]() Hitler ![]() |
April 26th, 2014 | |
Quarter-final | ![]() |
1-1 W (5-4 PK) |
Stormfront ![]() |
April 27th, 2014 | |
Semi-final | ![]() |
2-0 W | Stormfront ![]() |
April 27th, 2014 | |
Final | ![]() |
2-1 W | Stormfront ![]() Doompaul ![]() |
April 27th, 2014 | |
![]() 2014 Summer Cup |
Friendlies | ![]() |
0-1 L | June 6th, 2014 | |
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2-1 W | Zimmerman ![]() Hitler ![]() |
June 8th, 2014 | ||
Group Stage | ![]() |
1-2 L | Doompaul ![]() |
June 19th, 2014 | |
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2-2 D | Stormfront ![]() |
June 25th, 2014 | ||
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0-0 D | June 27th, 2014 | |||
![]() 2014 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
0-0 D | October 17th, 2014 | |
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0-1 L | October 24th, 2014 | |||
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0-0 D | October 26th, 2014 | |||
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0-3 L | November 1st, 2014 | |||
![]() 2015 Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
3-3 D | Hitler ![]() Doompaul ![]() Zimmerman ![]() |
April 25th, 2015 |
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2-2 D | Doompaul ![]() Jews ![]() |
May 1st, 2015 | ||
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1-2 L | Stormfront ![]() |
May 8th, 2015 | ||
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2-2 D | Hitler ![]() |
May 10th, 2015 | ||
![]() 2015 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
1-1 D | Hitler ![]() |
October 30th, 2015 |
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3-2 W | Hitler ![]() Donald Trump ![]() |
October 31st, 2015 | ||
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2-3 L | Donald Trump ![]() |
November 6th, 2015 | ||
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3-1 W | Donald Trump ![]() Hitler ![]() Jews ![]() |
November 8th, 2015 | ||
Round of 16 | ![]() |
2-1 W | Hitler ![]() Donald Trump ![]() |
November 14th, 2015 | |
Quarter-final | ![]() |
2-0 W | Hitler ![]() Jews ![]() |
November 15h, 2015 | |
Semi-final | ![]() |
0-2 L | November 15h, 2015 | ||
Third place match | ![]() |
4-2 W | Jews ![]() Doompaul ![]() |
November 15h, 2015 | |
![]() 2016 Winter Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
1-3 L | Stormfront ![]() |
February 19th, 2016 |
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5-1 W | Donald Trump ![]() Stormfront ![]() Jews ![]() |
February 21st, 2016 | ||
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1-1 D | Donald Trump ![]() |
February 27th, 2016 | ||
Round of 16 | ![]() |
0-1 L | March 5th, 2016 | ||
![]() 2016 Summer Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
1-8 L | Stormfront ![]() |
August 6th, 2016 |
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2-3 L | Stormfront ![]() |
August 12th, 2016 | ||
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1-2 L | Stormfront ![]() |
August 14th, 2016 | ||
![]() 2016 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
0-1 L | October 28th, 2016 | |
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4-2 W | Jews ![]() Donald Trump ![]() Stormfront ![]() |
October 30th, 2016 | ||
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0-5 L | November 5th, 2016 | |||
![]() 2017 Spring Babby Cup |
Qualifiers | ![]() |
2-4 L | Stormfront ![]() Hitler ![]() |
April 28th, 2017 |
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0-3 L | April 29th, 2017 | |||
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2-2 D | Hitler ![]() |
April 30th, 2017 | ||
![]() 2017 Autumn Babby Cup |
Qualifiers | ![]() |
1-1 D | Stormfront ![]() |
October 13rd, 2017 |
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1-2 L | Hitler ![]() |
October 14th, 2017 | ||
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2-1 W | Madman Hyde ![]() The Bogdanoffs ![]() |
October 15th, 2017 | ||
Group Stage | ![]() |
2-0 W | Doompaul ![]() Moonman ![]() |
October 28th, 2017 | |
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1-0 W | Moonman ![]() |
November 3rd, 2017 | ||
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0-0 D | November 5th, 2017 | |||
Round of 16 | ![]() |
2-2 L (3-4 PK) |
Hitler ![]() Moonman ![]() |
November 11th, 2017 | |
![]() 2018 Winter Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
2-1 W | Moonman ![]() |
February 16th, 2018 |
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2-1 W | Moonman ![]() |
February 18th, 2018 | ||
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2-2 D | Hitler ![]() |
February 24th, 2018 | ||
Round of 16 | ![]() |
1-3 L | Donald Trump ![]() |
March 3rd, 2018 | |
![]() 2018 Summer Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
1-2 L | Hitler ![]() |
July 27th, 2018 |
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1-2 L | The Bogdanoffs ![]() |
July 29th, 2018 | ||
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2-1 W | Moonman ![]() |
August 4th, 2018 | ||
![]() 2018 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
1-1 D | Moonman ![]() |
October 27th, 2018 |
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2-1 W | Alex Jones ![]() Hitler ![]() |
November 2nd, 2018 | ||
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1-1 D | Moonman ![]() |
November 4th, 2018 | ||
Round of 16 | ![]() |
3-1 W | Alex Jones ![]() Moonman ![]() Hitler ![]() |
November 10th, 2018 | |
Quarter-final | ![]() |
4-2 W | Hitler ![]() Sam Hyde ![]() The Bogdanoffs ![]() |
November 11th, 2018 | |
Semifinal | ![]() |
1-1 W (5-4 PK) |
Moonman ![]() |
November 11th, 2018 | |
Final | ![]() |
2-0 W | Hitler ![]() |
November 11th, 2018 | |
![]() 2019 Winter Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
4-2 W | Donald Trump ![]() Gilets Jaunes ![]() |
February 15th, 2019 |
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3-4 L | Hitler ![]() Gilets Jaunes ![]() Moonman ![]() |
February 17th, 2019 | ||
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4-1 W | Moonman ![]() Donald Trump ![]() Hitler ![]() |
February 23rd, 2018 | ||
Round of 16 | ![]() |
3-1 W | Gilets Jaunes ![]() |
March 2nd, 2019 | |
Quarter-final | ![]() |
1-3 L | Gilets Jaunes ![]() |
March 3rd, 2019 | |
![]() 2019 Summer Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
1-1 D | Brenton Tarrant ![]() |
July 20th, 2019 |
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1-2 L | Moonman ![]() |
July 26th, 2019 | ||
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3-1 W | Hitler ![]() Brenton Tarrant ![]() |
July 28th, 2019 | ||
Round of 16 | ![]() |
2-1 W | Hitler ![]() Ben Garrison ![]() |
August 3rd, 2019 | |
Quarter-final | ![]() |
2-1 W | Brenton Tarrant ![]() Hitler ![]() |
August 4th, 2019 | |
Semi-final | ![]() |
3-1 W | Moonman ![]() |
August 4th, 2019 | |
Final | ![]() |
1-5 L | Moonman ![]() |
August 4th, 2019 | |
![]() 2020 Winter Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
3-2 W | Hitler ![]() The Shadow Commander ![]() Epstein didn't kill himself ![]() |
January 18th, 2020 |
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2-2 D | Moonman ![]() Epstein didn't kill himself ![]() |
January 24th, 2020 | ||
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3-0 W | Epstein didn't kill himself ![]() Moonman ![]() |
January 26th, 2020 | ||
Round of 16 | ![]() |
3-1 W | Epstein didn't Kill Himself ![]() The Shadow Commander ![]() Moonman ![]() |
February 1st, 2020 | |
Quarter-final | ![]() |
2-1 W | Moonman ![]() Hitler ![]() |
February 2nd, 2020 | |
Semi-final | ![]() |
4-2 W | Moonman ![]() Epstein didn't Kill Himself ![]() |
February 2nd, 2020 | |
Final | ![]() |
2-0 W | Epstein didn't Kill Himself ![]() God Emperor Blumpf ![]() |
February 2nd, 2020 | |
![]() 2020 Summer Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
2-0 W | Jogger ![]() |
July 17th, 2020 |
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3-4 L | Jogger ![]() Moonman ![]() The Shadow Commander ![]() |
July 19th, 2020 | ||
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3-3 D | Jogger ![]() Moonman ![]() |
July 25th, 2020 | ||
![]() 2020 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
0-1 L | October 24th, 2020 | |
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2-0 W | Kyle Rittenhouse ![]() |
October 30th, 2020 | ||
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1-2 L | Moonman ![]() |
November 1st, 2020 | ||
![]() 2021 World Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
0-1 L | July 10th, 2021 | |
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2-2 D | SICP ![]() Stormfront Sonnenrad ![]() |
July 18th, 2021 | ||
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1-4 L | Accelerator ![]() |
July 30th, 2021 | ||
![]() 2021 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
3-0 W | Hitler ![]() Chadliban ![]() Moonman ![]() |
October 22th, 2021 |
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1-0 W | (((Jews))) ![]() |
October 24th, 2021 | ||
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1-3 L | Moonman ![]() |
October 30th, 2021 | ||
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1-1 D | Red Deer Event ![]() |
November 5th, 2021 | ||
Round of 16 | ![]() |
0-2 L | November 13th, 2021 | ||
![]() 2022 Winter Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
1-3 L | Kyle Rittenhouse ![]() |
January 28th, 2022 |
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4-2 W | Kyle Rittenhouse ![]() Moonman ![]() Unabomber ![]() Hitler ![]() |
January 30th, 2022 | ||
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1-1 D | Hitler ![]() |
Febuary 5th, 2022 | ||
![]() 2022 Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
6-2 W | Hitler ![]() Doompaul ![]() |
April 29th, 2022 |
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2-3 L | Hitler ![]() Doompaul ![]() |
May 1st, 2022 | ||
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3-1 W | Doompaul ![]() Azov ![]() Z ![]() |
May 7th, 2022 | ||
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2-1 W | Hitler ![]() Doompaul ![]() |
May 15th, 2022 | ||
Round of 16 | ![]() |
4-0 W | Doompaul ![]() Z ![]() Azov ![]() Hitler ![]() |
May 21st, 2022 | |
Quarter-final | ![]() |
3-1 W | Doompaul ![]() |
May 22nd, 2022 | |
Semi-final | ![]() |
6-1 W | Hitler ![]() Doompaul ![]() Z ![]() |
May 22nd, 2022 | |
Final | ![]() |
1-4 L | Economic Collapse Now ![]() |
May 22nd, 2022 | |
![]() 2022 Summer Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
1-2 L | Z ![]() |
July 30th, 2022 |
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1-1 D | Doompaul ![]() |
August 5th, 2022 | ||
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3-2 W | Doompaul ![]() (((Jews))) ![]() |
August 7th, 2022 | ||
Round of 16 | ![]() |
3-5 L | Doompaul ![]() >Pebblechuck ![]() |
August 13th, 2022 | |
![]() 2023 Winter Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
2-3 L | NPC ![]() (((Jews))) ![]() |
January 27th, 2023 |
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3-2 W | (((Jews))) ![]() |
January 29th, 2023 | ||
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1-4 L | Antisemite of the Year 2022 ![]() |
February 4th, 2023 | ||
![]() 2023 Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
2-3 L | Hitler ![]() Pet Rock ![]() |
May 6th, 2023 |
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1-3 L | Happening of the Year/Month/Week/Day ![]() |
May 12th, 2023 | ||
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7-4 L | Moonman ![]() Happening of the Year/Month/Week/Day ![]() Assad ![]() (((Jews))) ![]() |
May 14th, 2023 | ||
![]() 2023 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers |
Group Stage | ![]() |
2-2 D | Hitler ![]() Assad ![]() |
October 13th, 2023 |
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3-3 D | October 14th, 2023 | |||
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0-2 L | Assad ![]() |
October 15th, 2023 | ||
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3-2 W | Assad ![]() |
October 15th, 2023 | ||
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1-2 L | Hitler ![]() |
October 15th, 2023 | ||
![]() 2024 Spring Babby Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
3-2 L | Doompaul ![]() Assad ![]() |
April 27th, 2024 |
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3-0 L | May 3rd, 2024 | |||
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2-4 L | Hitler ![]() Moonman ![]() |
May 5th, 2024 | ||
![]() 2024 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers |
Group Stage | ![]() |
2-2 D | Writin in Biden ![]() |
October 18th, 2024 |
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4-2 L | Candidate Trump ![]() Assad ![]() |
October 19th, 2024 | ||
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3-1 W | Assad ![]() |
October 20th, 2024 | ||
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3-2 L | Writin in Biden ![]() Doompaul ![]() |
October 20th, 2024 | ||
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2-3 W | Assad ![]() Hitler ![]() |
October 20th, 2024 | ||
![]() 2024 Autumn Babby Cup |
Group Stage | ![]() |
2-0 L | November 1st, 2024 | |
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1-7 W | Hitler ![]() Writin in Biden ![]() Assad ![]() YWNBAW ![]() |
November 3rd, 2024 | ||
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2-1 W | Hitler ![]() |
November 9th, 2024 | ||
Round of 16 | ![]() |
2-0 W | DoomPaul ![]() Hitler ![]() |
November 16th, 2024 | |
Quarter Final | ![]() |
4-3 W | Doompaul ![]() Assad ![]() |
October 17th, 2024 | |
Semi Final | ![]() |
3-1 L | Assad ![]() |
October 17th, 2024 | |
3rd Place | ![]() |
3-1 L | Hitler ![]() |
October 17th, 2024 |
Stats
Main Article: /pol/ Statistics
Note: Golden Spoon Cup and Garbage Day matches aren't counted
Played | Win | Draw | Loss | Efficiency | GF | GA | GD | |
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Cup Matches | 157 | 69 | 25 | 63 | 43.95% | 298 | 293 | +5 |
Friendlies | 28 | 14 | 3 | 11 | 50.00% | 54 | 46 | +8 |
* Official Friendlies | 18 | 9 | 3 | 6 | 50.00% | 31 | 29 | +2 |
* Unofficial Friendlies | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 50.00% | 23 | 17 | +6 |
Invitationals | 44 | 21 | 3 | 20 | 47.73% | 87 | 75 | +12 |
Total Official Matches | 175 | 78 | 28 | 69 | 44.57% | 329 | 322 | +7 |
Total Unofficial Matches | 54 | 26 | 3 | 25 | 48.15% | 110 | 92 | +18 |
Total Matches | 219 | 102 | 29 | 88 | 46.58% | 419 | 383 | +36 |
Competition | Opponent | Audience |
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2188 |
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2007 |
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1903 |
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1884 |
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1881 |
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1776 |
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1730 |
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1714 |
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1686 |
Honors
2013 4chan Winter Cup: 3rd Place
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: 4th Place
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Champions
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: 3rd Place
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Champions
2019 4chan Summer Cup: Runner-ups
2020 4chan Winter Cup: Champions
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Runner-ups
Gallery
Video Archive
- 2012 Spring Babby Cup: /pol/ vs /mlp/ highlights
- 2013 Winter Cup: /pol/ promo
- 2013 Summer Cup: /sci/ vs /pol/
- 2013 Autumn Babby Cup: /pol/ vs /s/
- 2014 Autumn Babby Cup: /pol/ Promo
- Hitler denying the Jews a goal
- Also see Special Anthems
- Also see Special Goalhorns
- 2019 Summer Cup: /pol/ vs /fit/ HYPE Video
- /pol/ - from the bottom to a star
- 2020 Summer Cup: /pol/ vs /c/ HYPE Video
- 2021 World Cup: /pol/ vs /g/ HYPE Video
EXPORTS
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
- Tactical Export: When The World Falls
- Aesthetics Export: Into The Flames
- Audio Export: We Will Rise Again
Trivia
- The upload of Stormfront Celebration gif was the 1488th edit on this wiki.
- Moonman scored the longest goal in the history of the cup from 51 meters, giving /pol/ a 2–1 win over /fit/
. This record was broken by Helvetica in the 2019 4chan Winter Cup with a 52 meters goal.
- Donald Trump scored the latest goal in a regulation length match, scoring his second goal at 90+10' in a game against /tg/
at the 2019 4chan Winter Cup.
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Winter Champions 2020 (1st title) |
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Babby Cups | ||
Preceded by 2013 /mlp/ ![]() |
Spring Champions 2014 (1st title) |
Succeeded by 2015 /tv/ ![]() |
Preceded by 2017 /r9k/ ![]() |
Autumn Champions 2018 (2nd title) |
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