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This is the front page of '''Player of the Week''''s archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. {{tt|New articles come whenever they are written by the community|Pretty much all of these since 2017 have been written by Tech, but still.}}. Feel free to submit a piece, contact [[User:F4r]]. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
This is the front page of '''Player of the Week''''s archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. {{tt|New articles come whenever they are written by the community|Current known writers: tech, Horizons}}. Feel free to submit a piece; contact [[User:F4r]]. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
*[[Rigged Wiki:Players of the week/2012|2012 archive]]
*[[Rigged Wiki:Players of the week/2012|2012 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2013|2013 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2013|2013 archive]]
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*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2017|2017 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2017|2017 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2018|2018 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2018|2018 archive]]
==February==
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2019|2019 archive]]
===Wednesday, 13th of February===
 
==March 2024==
===Saturday, 23rd March of April 2024===
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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW_Hitler.jpg|350px]]
| rowspan="8" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:Doom_POTW.png|350px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Hitler''' {{team away|pol}}
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Doom''' {{team away|co}}
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| width="80%" | {{Position|CMF}}
| width="80%" | {{Position|CF}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 180cm, 66kg
| width="80%" | 185cm
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> {{tt|S03| Marseille Turn}}, {{tt|S08|Long Range Drive}}, {{tt|S12|First-time Shot}}, {{tt|S14|Weighted Pass}}, {{tt|S16|Outside Curler}}, {{tt|S26|Captaincy}}
| width="80%" | '''Player styles and cards:''' Speeding Bullet, Scotch Move*, Rabona*, No Look Pass*, First-time Shot, One-touch Pass, Heel Trick, Knuckle Shot, Outside Curler, Track Back, Captaincy <BR><BR>
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> Box to Box
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Do you love a player that puts together a good plan? Do you prefer a striker who scores to his own designs rather than what the team might think they need in that moment? Do you just REALLY hate Reed Richards?
 
Dr. Victor von Doom, styling himself just Doom for simplicity while on the pitch, has been a mainstay of the /co/ attack for a decade. While on the team even before then as a defender, and promoted to a medal position in 2014 of Autumn, Doom first made a statement run in 2015 of Spring, where /co/ saw the legendary second place choke at the feet of his at the time fellow striker {{greentext|The Flash.}}
 
Doom's golden boot there would bely a quiet near decade of scheming until /co/'s recent run of good fortune. Doom has as captain now overseen a babby cup victory and set his sights on bigger things. Fitting for one of the biggest names in Marvel villainy, his elite runner-up campaign in the 2024 Winter Cup saw him using an 'illegal' position, acting as a setup man who could still flex into a scoring threat. This move was enough to net him a personal golden ball and in the very final game of the tournament, punch his own ticket in to the 100 goal club, only falling short of the elite tournament win.
 
What the future will bring for both his on field performance and ability to crush the Fantastic Four is unknown, but Doom will certainly continue to score as he pleases.
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Germany was [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|having trouble]], what a sad, sad story
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Needed a new leader to restore its [[2013 4chan Winter Cup|former]] [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|glory]]


Where, oh, where was he? Where could that man be?
==April 2023==
===Sunday, 23rd of April 2023===
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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:Triforce_POTW.png|350px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''▲ ▲ ▲''' {{team away|b}}
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| width="80%" | {{Position|CF}}
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | ▲
▲ ▲? LOL RETARD


We looked around -- and then we found -- the man for you and me!
▲▲▲? NEWFAG


...in any case, it may not be springtime, but /pol/ is back! And there's no better striker to herald the return of a /pol/arizing stalwart than the Führer himself. After all, at a time where Moonman was too busy leading right-wing death squads to sniff out undesirables in the locker rooms, and Alex Jones was too busy being addled by the chemicals in the water to shoot on target, who persevered and brought home the trophy for /pol/?
Close that text document, retard, you're in the presence of one of the old guard.


Natürlich niemand anderes als der Führer.  
Newfags can't triforce, but Triforce can score — he's done it 90 times in fact, making him one of the most prolific strikers in 4Chan Cup history, and that 100-goal club is only getting closer.  


Behind Hitler all /pol/ follows.  
A mainstay of his board's roster for over a decade, Triforce has been up front and bashing in goals just about as long. Known for his aggressive playstyle and penchant for keeping /b/ in the game no matter what, he's always been joined by fellow striker #REKT up front for the side. But when it comes to testing those fucking newfag defenders, there's only one nigger for the job. Gold or Silver, he'll flex his goal-scoring skills and his triforce on you all the same.


Before him, the Winter Cup, and tomorrow, the world.
Lurk for another decade and you might learn how to finally into triforce, but while you do that, Triforce will be making sure you and your team look like the dumbest motherfuckers for years to come.
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==March==
==April 2022==
===Saturday, 23rd of March===
===Wednesday, 1st of April 2022===
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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW_nyps.jpg|350px]]
| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:Eggum.png|350px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''No >YOUR< Program Sucks''' {{team away|3}}
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Eggman''' {{team away|egg}}
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|-
| width="80%" | {{Position|CMF}}
| width="80%" | {{Position|GK}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 175cm, 66kg
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | I've come to make an announcement:
 
Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".
 
So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.
 
He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
 
You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> {{tt|S08|Long Range Drive}}, {{tt|S13|One-touch pass}}, {{tt|S24|Track back}}
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==May 2022==
===Saturday, 7th of May 2022===
{| width="100%" style="background: transparent; margin: 5px;"
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> The Destroyer
| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:Nukedhi.jpg|350px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Nuclear Gandhi''' {{team away|vst}}
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Imagine being scored on by a non-medal CMF. What kind of shitty team would let that happen to them?
| width="80%" | {{Position|AMF}}
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | The devastating, precise strikes on your goal aren't the result of a programming error, oh no.
   
   
Now imagine getting scored on by said non-medal CMF ''thrice''.
This is Nuclear Gandhi, hailing from one of the most iconic strategy games, and just because he's not /vst/'s Captain -or even a striker for that matter- doesn't mean he won't put up 3 goals while still also lending his support to other /vst/ players with attentive passing and clever decision-making. With enough long-range shooting capability to make the average late-game military blush, Gandhi is a threat at any point in the match.
   
   
Fortunately, there's no player in a better position to shit on other teams than renowned /3/ shitposter '''No >YOUR< Program Sucks''', and [[2019 4chan Winter Cup|this Winter]], he did just that. Part of /3/'s ironclad midfield, this player has somehow managed to transmute years of experience in shitflinging about software into shots flung cleanly into the opposing goal. With a brace against /pol/, an extra goal against /tg/, and a quick three-minute shot during a quarterfinal rematch against the ledditors, it's the shitposter's record that best shows off the lethality and tightly-controlled midfield of this Winter's /3/, where seemingly any player could score and any forward drive was a threat — one that took the eventual cup winners [[:/gd/]] in order to dismantle.
The players challenging must Gandhi fear and respect him. One little act of aggression and it's all-but-certain destruction for your defenses. Even if you manage to pressure him and shut him down in the midfield, he'll still support /vst/'s two Silvers well enough to make them plenty dangerous threats on their own.  
   
   
While /3/ may not have taken the star, they came damn well close, and it's in great part thanks to this embodiment of /3/. Which, by the way — wasn't made in Maya (it's shit), or 3DS Max (it's shit) — it was made in Blender.
So go ahead and prepare all your tactics and plans all you want, but this Indian leader will out-science you, out-strategize you, and most importantly, out-nuke you.
   
   
You heard me right, get fucked. And that goes for any of you shit Babby-ass teams still doubting /3/ after this run — next [[2019 4chan Summer Cup|Summer]], he'll be shitting on you.
You'll wish it was just an urban legend when you play /vst/ and an angry Nuclear Gandhi.
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==July==
===Tuesday, 2nd of July===
{| width="100%" style="background: transparent; margin: 5px;"
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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW_macgyver.png|350px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''MacGyver''' {{team away|diy}}
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| width="80%" | {{Position|CF}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 185cm, 80kg
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> {{tt|P03|Speeding Bullet}}, {{tt|S06|Scotch Move}}, {{tt|S12|First-time Shot}}, {{tt|S16|Outside Curler}}, {{tt|S24|Track back}}, {{tt|S26|Captaincy}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> None
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | I have a home project that requires goals, goals, and more goals. I can't just go out and buy them like some teams, so how am I going to get these goals? Just become MacGyver of course!
 
When scoring is down and the project is looking like a lost cause, there is no one else to turn to other than [[:/diy/]] idol MacGyver, and he proved in Spring that there is not anyone else better to turn to when the job calls for receiving  masterclass passes and putting them in the back of the net. Leading the /diy/ attack, he proves that you don't need a gun to have explosive firepower, as his pace and speed down the field allowed him to rack up 6 goals in 4 matches, as well as assisting on one of the other 2 goals for /diy/. Without MacGyver, /diy/ would have lacked creativity throughout the entire pitch, and lacking creativity on /diy/ is a surefire way to get you laughed all the way back to the department store.
 
While MacGyver and the rest of /diy/ have proven they still have what it takes to make a high quality model football team after a 3 and a half year trip to the hardware store, they were unfortunately dismantled by an even bigger underdog in [[:/i/]], in what was a stellar match that resulted in penalties after MacGyver's 2 goals and converted penalty in the shootout proved not to be enough for the job. Ultimately, Blacksmith missed the deciding penalty, and /diy/ fans everywhere are calling for his forge to be removed because his metalworking has proven to be shit.
 
Be on the lookout for MacGyver [[:2019 4chan Summer Cup|this Summer]], as the main handyman looks to keep /diy/ elite, no matter how many hours he'll have to spend tinkering in his workshop to get the best team on the pitch.
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Latest revision as of 04:58, 21 April 2025

This is the front page of Player of the Week's archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. New articles come whenever they are written by the community. Feel free to submit a piece; contact User:F4r. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:

March 2024

Saturday, 23rd March of April 2024

Doom POTW.png Doom Co icon.png /co/
  CF
185cm
Player styles and cards: Speeding Bullet, Scotch Move*, Rabona*, No Look Pass*, First-time Shot, One-touch Pass, Heel Trick, Knuckle Shot, Outside Curler, Track Back, Captaincy

Do you love a player that puts together a good plan? Do you prefer a striker who scores to his own designs rather than what the team might think they need in that moment? Do you just REALLY hate Reed Richards?

Dr. Victor von Doom, styling himself just Doom for simplicity while on the pitch, has been a mainstay of the /co/ attack for a decade. While on the team even before then as a defender, and promoted to a medal position in 2014 of Autumn, Doom first made a statement run in 2015 of Spring, where /co/ saw the legendary second place choke at the feet of his at the time fellow striker >The Flash.

Doom's golden boot there would bely a quiet near decade of scheming until /co/'s recent run of good fortune. Doom has as captain now overseen a babby cup victory and set his sights on bigger things. Fitting for one of the biggest names in Marvel villainy, his elite runner-up campaign in the 2024 Winter Cup saw him using an 'illegal' position, acting as a setup man who could still flex into a scoring threat. This move was enough to net him a personal golden ball and in the very final game of the tournament, punch his own ticket in to the 100 goal club, only falling short of the elite tournament win.

What the future will bring for both his on field performance and ability to crush the Fantastic Four is unknown, but Doom will certainly continue to score as he pleases.

Archive


April 2023

Sunday, 23rd of April 2023

Triforce POTW.png ▲ ▲ ▲ B icon.png /b/
  CF
▲

▲ ▲? LOL RETARD

▲▲▲? NEWFAG

Close that text document, retard, you're in the presence of one of the old guard.

Newfags can't triforce, but Triforce can score — he's done it 90 times in fact, making him one of the most prolific strikers in 4Chan Cup history, and that 100-goal club is only getting closer.

A mainstay of his board's roster for over a decade, Triforce has been up front and bashing in goals just about as long. Known for his aggressive playstyle and penchant for keeping /b/ in the game no matter what, he's always been joined by fellow striker #REKT up front for the side. But when it comes to testing those fucking newfag defenders, there's only one nigger for the job. Gold or Silver, he'll flex his goal-scoring skills and his triforce on you all the same.

Lurk for another decade and you might learn how to finally into triforce, but while you do that, Triforce will be making sure you and your team look like the dumbest motherfuckers for years to come.

Archive

April 2022

Wednesday, 1st of April 2022

Eggum.png Eggman Egg icon.png /egg/
  GK
I've come to make an announcement:

Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.

Archive

May 2022

Saturday, 7th of May 2022

Nukedhi.jpg Nuclear Gandhi Vst icon.png /vst/
  AMF
The devastating, precise strikes on your goal aren't the result of a programming error, oh no.

This is Nuclear Gandhi, hailing from one of the most iconic strategy games, and just because he's not /vst/'s Captain -or even a striker for that matter- doesn't mean he won't put up 3 goals while still also lending his support to other /vst/ players with attentive passing and clever decision-making. With enough long-range shooting capability to make the average late-game military blush, Gandhi is a threat at any point in the match.

The players challenging must Gandhi fear and respect him. One little act of aggression and it's all-but-certain destruction for your defenses. Even if you manage to pressure him and shut him down in the midfield, he'll still support /vst/'s two Silvers well enough to make them plenty dangerous threats on their own.

So go ahead and prepare all your tactics and plans all you want, but this Indian leader will out-science you, out-strategize you, and most importantly, out-nuke you.

You'll wish it was just an urban legend when you play /vst/ and an angry Nuclear Gandhi.

Archive
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