| Player styles and cards: Fox in the Box - Speeding Bullet, Long Ranger, - Sombrero*, Cut Behind & Turn*, Long Range Drive, Knuckle Shot, First-time Shot, Weighted Pass, Outside Curler, Rabona*, Captaincy, Fighting Spirit
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| "Cum on, Step it up!!!!!"
This is the phrase that was hastily added onto SANIC in 2010 when he was nothing more than an MS Paint Abomination. The /v/irgins of /v/ became quite fond of this strangely-illustrated hegehog despite the source material he is based off of. With his newfound popularity, SANIC raced his way onto the /v/ roster in 2012. The speedy, nonmedal midfielder was not used to the limitations of the pitch as he struggled to participate on offense, but he finally found his footing and scored his first goal in the 2013 Winter Cup off a Reggie assist. From there, he was able to outpace some of his teammates to become a silver player in the 2013 Summer Cup, a gold player in the 2015 Spring Babby Cup, and eventually captain of the club.
Now as captain, SANIC uses that phrase to rally /v/ to new heights that they have never achieved before. Under his leadership, /v/ became champions for the first time ever in the 2022 Summer Cup and almost won a second star in the 2025 Winter Cup. In terms of personal accolades, SANIC holds the title of Quickest Double Brace (20'), Highest Match Rating* (9.0) and is the recipient of the Lionel Messie Memoriam Award in the 2022 Winter Cup. SANIC has proven himself to be one of the deadliest strikers in 4chan cup history as he is in 7th place for All Time Goalscorers (121), 2nd place* for Most Hat Tricks (10), and 8th place for Most Man of the Match Awards.
Beware, all defenders who are tasked with guarding this speedy little shit. If you are not careful, he will leave you facedown on the floor.
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