Fastest Goals

This is an ordered list of most goals scored by a player under the two minute mark. Note that some goals are absent from the list as there is no footage available to confirm the exact second that a goal was scored (example: Poor Little White Guy's goal against /soc/ in the 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup semi final)

Fastest Goals

Only goals scored under the 2 minute mark are listed below.

Time	Player	Team	Opponent	Tournament
1:05	Doomguy	/vr/	/po/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
1:13	WaKKKa	/vrpg/	/wg/	2024 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
1:17	Sminem	/biz/	/v/	2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:20	Shi-Painter	/i/	/sp/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:23	No’Body	/i/	/wsg/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:27	Vocaroo	/soc/	/trv/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
1:27	Fug	/vp/	/ck/	2023 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
1:29	>rape	/mlp/	/asp/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Final
1:29	Triforce	/b/	/a/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:29	Homucifer	/u/	/mu/	2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:31	Madoka Titus	/toy/	/sp/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:33	Lightsaber Dick	/h/	/wsg/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:34	5 Inch Dick	/adv/	/v/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
1:34	Spurdo Sparde	/int/	/pol/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Semi Final
1:35	Doom	/co/	/cm/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16
1:38	Kot	/bant/	/fa/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:39	Lolicatgirls	/f/	/vg/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
1:39	Zergface	/k/	/lgbt/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:40	Autism	/jp/	/vr/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:41	Mega Ampharos	/vp/	/s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
1:41	Moji	/soc/	/t/	2018 Spring Babby Cup Quarter Final
1:43	John Lennon Beat His Wife	/mu/	/v/	2020 Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:46	Kirby	/vr/	/vg/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
1:46	Gundam RX-78-2	/m/	/cm/	2018 Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:47	shockandjoy	/i/	/m/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:48	LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G	/lgbt/	/x/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:48	Martin Shkreli	/biz/	/tg/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:48	Yoko Littner	/e/	/wg/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:50	Mork (or Gork)	/tg/	/wg/	2022 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:52	Spacebat	/an/	/po/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Preliminary Round
1:52	Terrorist Watch	/g/	/int/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:52	Aku	/co/	/soc/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:52	LW GF	/i/	/his/	2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
1:52	Doom	/co/	/jp/	2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Semifinals
1:53	5 Inch Dick	/adv/	/cgl/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:53	Asuka	/h/	/mlp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
1:55	>outdoor cat	/an/	/ck/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:56	Woody	/toy/	/h/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:56	Git Gud	/vg/	/b/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
1:57	Suicide	/adv/	/p/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage

Fastest Goals by Team

Time	Player	Team	Opponent	Tournament
2:?? 2:36	Super Deep Throat (o.g.) (vs. /f/) No >YOUR< Program Sucks (vs /pol/)	/3/	/f/  /pol/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage 2019 4chan Winter Cup Quarter Finals
2:43	Cowboy Bebop	/a/	/c/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
4:08	Shygal	/aco/	/fa/	2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
1:34	5 Inch Dick	/adv/	/v/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
1:52	Spacebat	/an/	/po/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Preliminary Round
2:07	CENAWINSLOL	/asp/	/trv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Quarter Final
1:29	Triforce	/b/	/a/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:38	Kot	/bant/	/fa/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:17	Sminem	/biz/	/v/	2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
2:57	Konata	/c/	/adv/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
2:15	Dramu	/cgl/	/cm/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16
2:03	Nachos	/ck/	/b/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16
3:40	Suicidal Hooni	/cm/	/sci/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
1:35	Doom	/co/	/cm/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16
2:56	Bob Sapp	/d/	/trv/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
2:25	Google It First	/diy/	/sci/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:48	Yoko Littner	/e/	/wg/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:39	Lolicatgirls	/f/	/vg/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
2:37	Rick Owens	/fa/	/wsg/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
2:30	L O N D O N	/fit/	/wg/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:52	Terrorist Watch	/g/	/int/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
2:09	Kerning	/gd/	/s4s/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
2:13	Sauce	/gif/	/biz/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group Stage
1:33	Lightsaber Dick	/h/	/wsg/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
2:58	Charles II	/his/	/vt/	2023 4chan Spring Babby Qualifiers
7:29	Bearforce	/hm/	/lgbt/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
5:02	Taylor Swift	/hr/	/cgl/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Knockouts
1:20	Shi-Painter	/i/	/sp/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
2:57	Loomis	/ic/	/s4s/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16
1:34	Spurdo Sparde	/int/	/pol/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Semi Final
1:40	Autism	/jp/	/vr/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:39	Zergface	/k/	/lgbt/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:48	LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G	/lgbt/	/x/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
2:28	DFW	/lit/	/aco/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:46	Gundam RX-78-2	/m/	/cm/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:29	>rape	/mlp/	/asp/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Final
1:43	John Lennon Beat His Wife	/mu/	/v/	2020 Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
3:27	Blimp Train	/n/	/mu/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
2:42	Vin Check	/o/	/adv/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
2:07	Ranger Smith	/out/	/ck/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
4:30	Gearfag	/p/	/biz/	2021 4chan World Cup Round of 16
5:00	1,000 Cranes	/po/	/vr/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
2:12	Hitler	/pol/	/his/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Final
3:46	My Favorite Midcarder	/pw/	/n/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16
2:30	Sadfrog	/r9k/	/y/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
4:28	Thunder Thighs	/s/	/e/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
3:03	[s4s]-tan	/s4s/	/mlp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
3:01	Shinichi Mochizuki	/sci/	/pol/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:27	Vocaroo	/soc/	/trv/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
2:26	Lelbron	/sp/	/jp/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
2:58	>uTorrent	/t/	/vt/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:50	Mork (or Gork)	/tg/	/wg/	2022 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:31	Madoka Titus	/toy/	/sp/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
2:08	Chinese Tour Group	/trv/	/gd/	2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16
1:??	Real Human Being (vs /hr/) Poor Little White Guy (vs /soc/)	/tv/	/hr/  /soc/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Semi Final
1:29	Homucifer	/u/	/mu/	2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
2:07	BUT FIRST	/v/	/e/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Final
1:56	Git Gud	/vg/	/b/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
6:03	phoon	/vm/	/biz/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
2:36	Dragalia...Lost...	/vmg/	/d/	2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:27	Fug	/vp/	/ck/	2023 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
1:05	Doomguy	/vr/	/po/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
2:04	Dagoth Ur	/vrpg/	/h/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
2:34	Nuclear Gandhi	/vst/	/b/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
5:02	Watamage	/vt/	/out/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
2:05	Waifu Walls	/w/	/int/	2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
2:15	Cunt Destroyer	/wg/	/int/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
2:14	Ricardo Milos	/wsg/	/an/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
2:43	Christcuck	/x/	/vg/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarter Finals
2:37	Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare	/xs/	/jp/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
3:25	My Husbando	/y/	/o/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage