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Revision as of 14:00, 22 March 2014

Summary

Matchday 1

Amid discussions of how old and busted many of /b/'s teammates were [spoiler]looking at you James Holmes[/spoiler], /hr/ managed to secure a 1-0 lead in the first half and break through /b/'s defense several times for good shots. /hr/ held on to their 1-0 lead through the entire match, and even going FULL TWENTIES could not give /b/ an equalizing point. Thank god we didn't have to hear that anthem again.

Once upon a time, /soc/ was feared. But with an absent manager and shit conditions on the bench, they were unable to defeat the uncaring /an/imals of /an/. Canadian Goose and Honey Badger led the way for /an/ to run right past the /soc/ defense, though they found their offensive stopped at almost all turns by /soc/ GK Permalurker. Still, /an/ secured an early goal via What Is This? that secured their victory over the autistic sex addicts of /soc/. We pray that they can beat /b/ next weak and prevent us from hearing their anthem in the Round of 16.

Matchday 2

Just as Rayman player models seemed to be a favorable sign for /v/, it seemed that /soc/'s captain FEET would find himself strengthened by the stealing of the shins. Unfortunately, conditions overwhelmingly favored /b/, and they told over the course of the game. An immediate 5' goal by FEET turned the momentum over to /soc/, and a heavily marked James Holmes was stopped by the /soc/ defense. However, Triforce and Moses Garza would put the game away for /b/ with a late goal in the first half and another in the middle of the second as /b/ began to play more aggressively. Despite some good pushes by /soc/ they were unable to seal the deal and score, and the ear-raping anthem of /b/ played out over the stadium once more. /soc/ now sits at the bottom of the group in need of a miracle 9-3-3-3 in order to have a chance of surviving.

Another game with lots of poor conditions, with much of /hr/'s backline and /an/'s star forwards in Blue and Purple. A spirited offensive effort by /hr/ was stomped by the rampaging animals of /an/. Despite taking a 1-0 lead in the first quarter of the game, /hr/ found its lead stolen by Canadian Goose, and star forwards Spacebat and Honey Badger (Purple and Blue) sealed /hr/'s fate. /hr/'s defeat left the possibility of /soc/ advancing alive, and /an/ would top the group.

Matchday 3

/soc/ seeks a two-point victory over /hr/ in order to advance or at least cripple /hr/'s chances to advance. A well-positioned FEET put in three goals in the space of 7 minutes against /hr/'s GK Celeb Threads, taking the record for fastest hat trick ever, almost sealing /hr/'s fate after a series of poor games. Mid-game changes by /hr/ allowed Emma Watson to score and threaten /soc/'s advance, but FUCKING SPAGHETTI by /hr/'s defensive mob allowed FEET to earn a double brace and putting /soc/ far ahead of /hr/. Despite Taylor Swift scoring another goal for /hr/, /soc/ would deny them the chance to drag them down with them. Thus, at the very last moment, /soc/ survives and keeps their chances of advancing alive despite losing every other game in the group. Their fate in the hands of /b/, they would advance with /b/'s defeat and will face the well-traveled players of /trv/ in the Round of 16.

A bungling offense by /an/ and a James Holmes who could not hit a man in a dark theater saw this game sit at 0-0 for most of the match. Take It To The Vet must've taken some steroids from his clinic, as he saved /an/ and our ears from /b/'s offensive volleys. But Fucken Saved could not save /b/ in the end, as Canadian Goose finally got loose and blasted a ball into the goal with 5 minutes remaining in the match. /an/ will face /wg/ in the first round of the knockouts, and /soc/ makes a great escape to advance to the knockouts and face the arguably stronger /trv/.

Table

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
An icon.png /an/ 3 3 0 0 5 1 4 9
Soc icon.png /soc/ 3 1 0 2 5 5 0 3
B icon.png /b/ 3 1 0 2 2 3 -1 3
Hr icon.png /hr/ 3 1 0 2 4 7 -3 3


/b/ v /hr/

Stadium: Stade de France 15 February 2014, 21:00 UTC Attendance: 679
B logo.png /b/ 0 — 1 /hr/ Hr logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Goal 11' Haunted Areum



Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Pools Closed
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png Rule 34
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png TYFTT
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png 2edgy4me
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Jimmy Rustler
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Trolled 2 Death Substituted off 73'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png 60s Spiderman Substituted off 11'
Pos-LMF.png Cond-very good.png Moses Garza
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very poor.png Giga Puddi
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png James Holmes
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Triforce
Substitutions:
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png OVER 9000 Substituted in 11'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Bread Substituted in 73'
Manager:
Cosa Nostra !!Kxz8F2s8bxQ
2014wc group h-b hr.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Celeb Threads
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png Movie Posters
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Mila Kunis
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Astronomy Substituted off 73'
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Bully My Dick
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Haunted Areum
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Nugu Substituted off 73'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Emma Stone
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Lord Taengoo
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Emma Watson
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Taylor Swift
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Wikifeet Substituted in 73'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png User Was Warned Substituted in 73'
Manager:
Yutz !!fHFnmFa1CPT

Man of the Match:
Haunted Areum (/hr/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

56

44

Shots (on target)

5

5

(5)

(5)

Fouls (offside)

0

1

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

0

1

Free Kicks

1

0

Passes completed (%)

82

84

Crosses

3

3

Interceptions

7

9

Tackles

1

1

Saves

4

4

/soc/ v /an/

Stadium: Estadio da Luz 15 February 2014, 21:40 UTC Attendance: 601
Soc logo.png /soc/ 0 — 1 /an/ An logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Goal 33' What Is This?



Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Permalurker
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Time Line Substituted off 68'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Rate My Cock Substituted off 68'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Milkshakes with 3 dudes
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png slug.jpg
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png /sma/utism Substituted off 68'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Roll Thread
Pos-SS.png Cond-okay.png Crush
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Vocaroo
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png Haunter
Pos-CF.png Cond-very good.png Feet
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Frosting Substituted in 68'
Pos-RB.png Cond-poor.png Contactfag Substituted in 68'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Kickr Substituted in 68'
Manager:
Sexcopter !!DmLjci16Djv
2014wc group h-soc an.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png Take it to the Vet
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png Cat Person
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Superior Porcupine
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Brown Recluse
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Leopard Gecko Substituted off 72'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Walrus Overlord Substituted off 72'
Pos-RMF.png Cond-very good.png Canadian Goose
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Sun Bear Substituted off 80'
Pos-LMF.png Cond-okay.png What Is This?
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very poor.png Spacebat
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Honeybadger
Substitutions:
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Invasive Species Substituted in 72'
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Ecofemenism Substituted in 72'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Sexy Shrimp Substituted in 80'
Manager:
Rehmix

Man of the Match:
Honeybadger (/an/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

52

48

Shots (on target)

4

5

(1)

(4)

Fouls (offside)

2

1

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

0

2

Free Kicks

1

2

Passes completed (%)

85

70

Crosses

1

4

Interceptions

11

7

Tackles

2

3

Saves

2

1

/b/ v /soc/

Stadium: Stamford Bridge 21 February 2014, 21:00 UTC Attendance: 546
B logo.png /b/ 2 — 1 /soc/ Soc logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Triforce Goal 40'
Moses Garza Goal 72' 		Goal 5' Feet



Pos-GK.png Cond-okay.png Nyancat
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Rule 34
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png TYFTT
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png 2edgy4me
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png Jimmy Rustler
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Trolled 2 Death
Pos-RMF.png Cond-good.png Berry My Dick
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Giga Puddi
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png I Told You Dog Substituted off 72'
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Triforce
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png James Holmes
Substitutions:
Pos-LMF.png Cond-okay.png Moses Garza Substituted in 72'
Manager:
Cosa Nostra !!Kxz8F2s8bxQ
2014wc group h-b soc.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Permalurker
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Contactfag
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Milkshakes with 3 dudes Substituted off 72'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Rate My Cock
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Tumblr Substituted off 72'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-very good.png Kickr
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Use The Fucking Catalog
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Vocaroo
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png Crush
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Feet
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png Haunter
Substitutions:
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png slug.jpg Substituted in 72'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Heaven Substituted in 72'
Manager:
Sexcopter !!DmLjci16Djv

Man of the Match:
Triforce (/b/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

46

54

Shots (on target)

10

6

(9)

(4)

Fouls (offside)

2

1

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

1

Free Kicks

1

2

Passes completed (%)

80

82

Crosses

2

2

Interceptions

9

7

Tackles

4

2

Saves

2

5

/hr/ v /an/

Stadium: Konami Stadium 21 February 2014, 20:30 UTC Attendance: 499
Hr logo.png /hr/ 1 — 3 /an/ An logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Emma Watson Goal 26' Goal 42' Canadian Goose
Goal 53' Spacebat
Goal 79' Honeybadger



Pos-GK.png Cond-poor.png Celeb Threads
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png Movie Posters
Pos-CB.png Cond-poor.png Astronomy Substituted off 72'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Celeb Fakes
Pos-LB.png Cond-very good.png Vagina Closeups
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Haunted Areum
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Currency
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png >1000x1000
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Lord Taengoo
Pos-SS.png Cond-good.png Emma Watson
Pos-CF.png Cond-okay.png Taylor Swift
Substitutions:
Pos-LB.png Cond-good.png Bully My Dick Substituted in 72'
Manager:
Yutz !!fHFnmFa1CPT
2014wc group h-hr an.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Zoology
Pos-RB.png Cond-good.png David Ateenborough
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Evil Pitbull
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Brown Recluse Substituted off 72'
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Ecofemenism
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Invasive Species Substituted off 72'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Sexy Shrimp Substituted off 72'
Pos-RMF.png Cond-very good.png Canadian Goose
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very poor.png Spacebat
Pos-LMF.png Cond-poor.png What Is This?
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Honeybadger
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Superior Porcupine Substituted in 72'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-poor.png Walrus Overlord Substituted in 72'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Sun Bear Substituted in 72'
Manager:
Rehmix

Man of the Match:
Honeybadger (/an/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

47

53

Shots (on target)

6

8

(3)

(8)

Fouls (offside)

0

3

(0)

(1)

Corner Kicks

1

2

Free Kicks

3

1

Passes completed (%)

84

86

Crosses

2

3

Interceptions

4

4

Tackles

2

3

Saves

3

2

/soc/ v /hr/

Stadium: Konami Stadium 23 February 2014, 20:00 UTC Attendance: 716
Soc logo.png /soc/ 4 — 2 /hr/ Hr logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Feet Goal 24', 28', 31', 51' Goal 47' Emma Watson
Goal 56' Taylor Swift



Pos-GK.png Cond-poor.png Timestamp
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Swell Guy Substituted off 56'
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Frosting
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Milkshakes with 3 dudes
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Roll Thread Substituted off 74'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Ideal Mate
Pos-CMF.png Cond-good.png Kickr
Pos-AMF.png Cond-good.png Vocaroo
Pos-SS.png Cond-very poor.png Crush
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Haunter
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Feet
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Rate My Cock Substituted in 56'
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Use The Fucking Catalog Substituted in 74'
Manager:
Sexcopter !!DmLjci16Djv
2014wc group h-soc hr.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-poor.png Celeb Threads
Pos-RB.png Cond-very good.png Summer Glau
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png User Was Warned
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Astronomy
Pos-LB.png Cond-okay.png Bully My Dick
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Wikifeet
Pos-DMF.png Cond-good.png Emma Stone
Pos-AMF.png Cond-very good.png Lord Taengoo
Pos-AMF.png Cond-poor.png Haunted Areum
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png Emma Watson
Pos-CF.png Cond-poor.png Taylor Swift
Manager:
Yutz !!fHFnmFa1CPT

Man of the Match:
Feet (/soc/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

51

49

Shots (on target)

9

4

(8)

(3)

Fouls (offside)

2

3

(1)

(2)

Corner Kicks

1

0

Free Kicks

3

2

Passes completed (%)

79

74

Crosses

1

2

Interceptions

9

12

Tackles

3

6

Saves

1

3

/an/ v /b/

Stadium: Estadio da Luz 23 February 2014, 20:30 UTC Attendance: 750
An logo.png /an/ 1 — 0 /b/ B logo.png Scoreboard overlay.png
Canadian Goose Goal 85'



Pos-GK.png Cond-good.png Take It To The Vet
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Cat Person Substituted off 71'
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png Evil Pitbull Substituted off 71'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Biscuit
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Leopard Gecko
Pos-DMF.png Cond-very good.png Invasive Species
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Sexy Shrimp Substituted off 71'
Pos-RMF.png Cond-okay.png Canadian Goose
Pos-AMF.png Cond-okay.png Spacebat
Pos-LMF.png Cond-okay.png What Is This?
Pos-SS.png Cond-very good.png Honeybadger
Substitutions:
Pos-CB.png Cond-good.png Brown Recluse Substituted in 71'
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Domestic Fox Substituted in 71'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png Skeptical Cat Substituted in 71'
Manager:
Rehmix
2014wc group h-an b.png
Pos-GK.png Cond-very good.png Fuckin Saved
Pos-RB.png Cond-okay.png Rule 34
Pos-CB.png Cond-okay.png 2edgy4me Substituted off 88'
Pos-CB.png Cond-very good.png Chris Hansen
Pos-LB.png Cond-poor.png Jimmy Rustler
Pos-DMF.png Cond-okay.png Trolled 2 Death
Pos-RMF.png Cond-okay.png TYFTA
Pos-CMF.png Cond-okay.png Giga Puddi
Pos-LMF.png Cond-poor.png I Told You Dog Substituted off 71'
Pos-SS.png Cond-poor.png James Holmes
Pos-CF.png Cond-good.png Triforce
Substitutions:
Pos-LMF.png Cond-poor.png Moses Garza Substituted in 71'
Pos-CMF.png Cond-poor.png 60s Spiderman Substituted in 88'
Manager:
Cosa Nostra !!Kxz8F2s8bxQ

Man of the Match:
Biscuit (/an/)

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

51

49

Shots (on target)

3

7

(2)

(3)

Fouls (offside)

1

2

(1)

(1)

Corner Kicks

0

2

Free Kicks

2

1

Passes completed (%)

78

90

Crosses

1

2

Interceptions

4

13

Tackles

6

1

Saves

3

1


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