This is the front page of Player of the Week's archive, a near-weekly piece featuring a player of the moment. New articles come whenever they are written Feel free to submit a piece, contact User:F4r. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
April
Friday, 1st of April
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Bring Back Germanbro
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Build: 426cm, 10,430kg
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Player Skills: C03, P07, P12
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Playing Style: Comfy
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(sounds of engine backfire)
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September
Thursday, 1st of September
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Char's Zaku II
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Build: 189cm, 80kg
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Player Skills: C02, C03, P08, P24
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Playing Style: Goal Poacher
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With a recent return to form for /m/ paralleling their success of three years past, the colony regains altitude and Arrogance once again permeates the air, thanks in great part to /m/ center forward Char! An addition as recent as this previous Spring, Char wasted no time demonstrating that he came here to the Cup to laugh at us: at the centre of /m/'s vicious offensive effort, Char was /m/'s leading goalscorer in Spring, with two consecutive hat-tricks to his name and several more goals in support of /m/'s second Babby clinch. Though far more muted on the goalscoring front this Summer, Char's invaluable efforts to set up goals for other, far more longstanding /m/ players such as Alteisen or Shin Getter Robo is undeniable, of which /m/'s second Third Place Trophy is living proof. No player quite captures /m/'s trademark arrogance quite as well as Char, and if his two goals against the Final Boss -- a first in the cup is any indication, the colony will likely stay afloat as long as Char can strike fear into the opposing team.
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