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/u/
Girls Can Love Girls
U logo.png
/u/ - Yuri
Founded July 15, 2012
Manager Princess Ange
Owner Lily Maria
IRL manager Alexl7l !!MGBAes2OQ00
Mabel !!kbrngOffpW7
BLACKASCOAL !!KRru8SKUC0P
Team colors
Chat color E35496
Purist's Pink
Ranking 5 (increase 32)
Highest rank 1 (March 2018, November 2020)
Lowest rank 44 (March 2013)
Top scorer Akemi Homura (135)
Top assister Purest Form of Love (51)
Captain Purest Form of Love
Website /u/ - Yuri
Nickname /u/nicorns
Home ground Astraea Hill
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
80 34 45 159 50.31%
GF GA GD
323 258 +65
Biggest win
/u/ U icon.png 6–0 Lit icon.png /lit/
October 31, 2021
Biggest defeat
/fa/ Fa icon.png 9–2 U icon.png /u/
July 24, 2020
First match
/u/ U icon.png 0–3 Trv icon.png /trv/
July 20, 2012
Elite Cup
Appearances 20 (First in Summer 2013)
Best result Champions, Winter 2018 and Summer 2020
Babby Cup
Appearances 7 (First in Autumn 2012)
Best result Champions, Autumn 2021
Team music
Anthem Youen Naru Kizuna no Hibiki
Victory Anthem Super Ultra Hyper Miracle Romantic

Goal horn Agony
Homucifer Magia
Nanofate Secret Ambition
Kits
Home kit Uhome-2019wc.png
Away kit Uaway-2019wc.png
Third kit Uthird-2017sbc.png
Fourth kit Ufourth-2017sc.png
Fifth kit Ufifth-2018wc.png
Sixth kit Usixth-2017sc.png
Seventh kit Useventh-2018wc.png
Eighth kit Ueighth-2018wc.png
Ninth kit Useventh-2017sc.png


In a part of 4chan unseen by most other than its citizens and the occasional lost /v/irgin, sits a place called /u/. Slow and elegant posting is preferred here, and you will find no pornographic material on this NSFW board, for it is far too lewd and impure. Sex? Not pure. Kissing? Still not pure. Hand-holding? Just pure enough. The /u/nicorns of /u/ like to sit down for a cup of tea and a nice, long, slow discussion about their favorite girls' love. After years of suffering /u/ finally got a triumphant yuri end in the 2018 4chan Winter Cup, then after a few more hardships got a second elite cup win in the 2020 4chan Summer Cup.

History

For earlier history: /u/ History

2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Megababby Jackpot

Off the heels of a World Cup in which four new teams saw their first action and with two more new teams on the way, the decision was made to run a Megababby immediately after the largest cup event ever. Naturally, /u/ were there, and ended up drawn in Group G with /lit/, /sci/, /fit/, and /b/. Their first match was against /fit/, a team they had already played a million times prior. /fit/ showed fight, as they always do, and in fact scored the first goal of the match before halftime. Purest Form of Love, almost entirely absent from the World stat sheet, scored three in the second half as /u/ immediately won 3-1. Next up was /sci/ and a sudden formation change. Purest Form of Love continued the hot streak by scoring first, making it look justified. Some /sci/ nonmedal wondering about 0.999 equalized before the second half and /sci/ took the lead after some truly insane spaghetti on /u/'s defensive end; /u/ would lose 1-2, both to /sci/ and themselves. /u/ immediately went back to their previous formation the very next match. It was a special match, too, as it took place on Halloween. /u/, being an incredibly aesthetically proficient team, took the opportunity to introduce an entirely new set of aesthetics for the occasion and exchange Homucifer for Homulilly at the front of it all. /lit/ did not take the same opportunity and as if by righteous punishment, the second cup-proper run of the Classyb Owl was even more of a bloodbath as the first one. And the right team won. Purest Form of Love scored ANOTHER hat trick, Homulilly scored twice, and even Feito-chan got her time on the scoresheet. /u/'s 6-0 win immediately rocked the entire group, putting them on six points with an insanely high +7 GD. The fourth round of the group progressed without /u/; /b/ ending what little threat /lit/ had would have been helpful, and they even had a lead, but it wasn't to last, as a 2-2 draw made it very possible that /u/ could still blow it. All /lit/ needed to do was win. /lit/ even went up 3-0 by halftime, not totally unlike a certain other cup match. /fit/ switched to total meme tactics, seemingly giving up all hope. Then Zyzz scored. Then he did it again fourteen minutes later. Then a /fit/ nonmedal came out of nowhere and equalized the match with four minutes left. That would have advanced /u/ right then and there, but clearly things hadn't gotten mad enough. Zyzz scored TWO stoppage-time goals. /fit/ won 5-3, again resembling a certain other cup match. After all of that, /u/ could still technically be eliminated. All that needed to happen was...an 0-7 loss. Not likely, but neither is coming back from 3-0 down to win or losing 9-2. Fortunately for everyone, the group stage insanity train actually bothered to stop. Neither /u/ nor /b/ did all that much in the first half, with the two teams both playing like they'd already advanced. Homu scored not long after the second half started, Purest Form of Love followed up seven minutes later, and despite /b/ trying to get back in the match /u/ just soundly dominated their way to topping the group. It was that easy all along. So how about some babby knockouts?

To start the knockouts, /u/ drew /h/, a team so comically offensive that it won 5-0 and didn't even top its group. /h/, of course, scored one to take a halftime lead and added a second not long after halftime even as /u/ dominated most of the match. With thirteen minutes left, Nanoha finally scored a goal and right at the death, so did Homu. /u/'s first match of the knockout stage went into extra time, where both teams traded shots without scoring and readied for a shootout. Despite Purest Form of Love missing her shot, it took until the goalkeepers to decide a winner. Madokami scored her penalty, then saved Sad Panda's. /u/ won another insane knockout match and moved on to the final day. You won't believe who they got to play again! Oh, yeah, it's /b/! Just as everyone started to assume another /u/-/sp/ knockout match was happening, /b/ ripped /sp/ apart and secured a rematch with /u/. This time, both teams actually had to play for something. And almost immediately after the match started, /u/ got the rarest gift of all: a non-shootout penalty kick. Management figured that instead of having a medal player take the kick, the call would go to Mistress Baiser, starting her second match against /b/. Amazingly, the call worked and Baiser scored, joining the insanely long list of goalscoring /u/ nonmedal CMFs. /b/ and /u/ traded goals for the rest of the half, with #REKT scoring twice either side of Purest Form of Love. Homucifer turned out with the only goal of the second half as /u/ again defeated /b/ and moved on to the semifinals, where they would play an /adv/ on a miraculous run. /adv/ even scored first against /u/! And then /u/ were up 3-1 fifteen minutes later. Wait a minute, /adv/ just scored before the halftime whistle and then scored shortly after the second half began! Homucifer scored at the nicest minute to make it 4-3. The madness stopped there. /u/ won, successfully ending one miracle run and clinching yet another final appearance. Against.../vp/? Yeah. /vp/. The team everyone likes to laugh at for not being close enough.

The last time /u/ played /vp/, it was about as nuts as PES14 could reasonably allow. Now, /vp/ were on a hot streak. They won the last match of their group stage, breezed past /tv/ in their first knockout match, ended an extraordinary /vr/ run right at the end, and squeaked past a solid /w/. /vp/ made a final and nobody could take it away from them. /u/, on the other hand, were a team everyone expected to be there. That's never been something /u/ had to deal with. Citizen Snips scored first for /vp/, only for Purest Form of Love to score almost immediately after. Then score again seventeen minutes later. Then assist Homucifer in making it 3-1 at halftime. /vp/ and /u/ traded goals in the second half, but /u/ were always one step ahead and the final stats indicated they were likely another step ahead. For a final with eight goals in it, this was relatively anti-climactic. But /u/ won anyway, 5-3. Their third cup win ever, one with moments of genuine dominance mixed in with total insanity. Just as any good cup-winning /u/ team operates. This time, things didn't carry as much meaning and /u/ wouldn't need to put another lily on their logo, but it was still a special run nonetheless. Purest Form of Love won the Golden Boot, all on her own, with her devilish friend finishing third in the race. Thirteen goals to eleven. Feito-chan was the top assister with a total of seven assists, and even a Madokami that had long since taken a back seat in terms of actually winning matches for /u/ added another Golden Glove to her trophy case. /u/ were the Team of the Tournament, had the Player of the Tournament, and had the Best Model of the tournament. So of course, the people who voted for auties decided to use the space to play a practical joke, also giving them the award for Least Exciting Team. /u/ are that kind of team. Oh yeah, and /u/ got to play in another Elite Cup right after. That sounds important.

Players

Main Article: /u/ roster
Old rosters: /u/ Historical Rosters
No. Position Player
77
  GK
Madokami
33
  LB
BEST CURRENTLY ONGOING YURI MANGA
2
  CB
Goggles
18
  CB
Onee-sama
99
  RB
Big Aquarium Conspiracy
6
  DMF
BEFRIENDING
11
  CMF
Mistress Baiser
69
  CMF
Purest Form Of Love Captain
7
  SS
Feito-chan
1
  SS
Akkarin
666
  CF
Homucifer
No. Position Player
10
  LB
Robosexual
39
  LB
Angry Porcupine
22
  CB
But We're Both Girls
82
  CB
Low Impact Consensual Cuddling
4
  CB
Being Yaya is Suffering
12
  CB
Giant Imouto
9
  RB
YES… HAHAHA…YES!
45
  RB
Lesbian Brothel Explorer
0
  SS
Macarons
98
  SS
Alien From Black Lizard Planet
5
  SS
Science Babies
3
  SS
How Three Girls Have Sex In A DollHouse


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The starting 11 (With a little help from Sealdoka)

Music Corner

Main Music

U - anthem.pngU - va.png
U - gh.pngU - homu.pngU - nanofate.png

Opponent-Specific Music


A icon.png /a/
Anthem: Hectopascal
Goalhorn: Garasu no Hanzono
Victory anthem: Fly Me to the Star (MayaKuro version)
Nanofate horn: Eternal Blaze

An icon.png /an/
Anthem: Kimi no Rhapsody
Goalhorn: Youkoso Japari Park e
Victory anthem: Ano Mori de Matteru (full)

C icon.png /c/
Anthem: Yes! Yuyuyu☆Yuruyuri♪♪
Goalhorn: Butterfly Effector
Victory anthem: Happy Happy Friends

Ck icon.png /ck/
Anthem: Rabbit's Polka
Goalhorn: Gohan wa Okazu
Victory anthem: Taberuu!

E icon.png /e/
Anthem: Overdrive
Goalhorn: Break Your World
Victory anthem: Passionate Squall

H icon.png /h/
Anthem: Junshin na Hana Uranai
Goalhorn: Blue Bud Blue
Victory anthem: Shōjo Sect ~ Innocent Lovers ~ Opening Theme

His icon.png /his/
Anthem: Pastel Pure - Tranquilite Version
Goalhorn: Youen Naru Kizuna no Hibiki
Victory anthem: Katyusha - Girls Und Panzer
Homucifer horn: Magia (German Cover)
Nanofate horn: Eternal Blaze - Orchestral Version

Jp icon.png /jp/
Anthem: Let's Pop Together
Goalhorn: Magnet
Victory anthem: Flowering Night (Violin & Piano)

K icon.png /k/
Anthem: Aviamarch
Goalhorn: Crazy Psycho Lesbian
Victory anthem: More One Night
Homucifer horn: Absolute Configuration

Lit icon.png /lit/
Anthem: Pastel Pure - Lyric Reading
Goalhorn: Shukufuku no Kaze
Victory anthem: Sonata Blue
Homucifer horn: Magia - Piano
Nanofate horn: Secret Ambition - Piano


M icon.png /m/
Anthem: Saikyo Yuusha Robo Gundan Ladies
Goalhorn: Seigi wo Shinjite, Nigiri Shimete
Victory anthem: The Blessings
Black Sunshine horn: Waikyou Shenshou Jing
Nanofate horn: Hoshizora No Spica


O icon.png /o/
Anthem: Diesel Dykes o'Dixie
Goalhorn: Won(*3*)Chu KissMe! (Deleta Eurobeat Mix)
Victory anthem: Akaza Akari March
Homucifer horn: Magia (Vale Blanco Eurobeat Mix)
Nanofate horn: Secret Ambition (Vale Blanco Eurobeat Mix)

Out icon.png /out/
Anthem: Koro wa Doko
Goalhorn: Natsuiro Present
Victory anthem: Shiny Days

Pol icon.png /pol/
Anthem: Erica - Strike Witches
Goalhorn: Cross the Line
Victory anthem: The Other Side of the Wall
Homucifer horn: Magia (German Cover)

Sp icon.png /sp/
Anthem: Venus Line
Goalhorn: Aim for the Top
Victory anthem: DreamxScramble

Toy icon.png /toy/
Anthem: Tiny Tiny
Goalhorn: Sacred world.
Victory anthem: Black Rock Shooter

V icon.png /v/
Anthem: Digital Drive
Goalhorn: Brawl Breaks
Victory anthem: Tomorrow Is Mine
Homucifer horn: Quick and Victory
Nanofate horn: Romancers' Neo

Vmg icon.png /vmg/
Anthem: Guruguru DJ
Goalhorn: Dance Dance Dance
Victory anthem: Maihime

Vr icon.png /vr/
Anthem: Ohtori Gauken Kouka
Goalhorn: Agony Kotoko 8bit
Victory anthem: Initial Velocity
Akarin horn: Daijiken 8bit
Black Sunshine horn: Exterminate 8bit
Homucifer horn: Magia 8bit
Nanofate horn: Secret Ambition 8bit

Vrpg icon.png /vrpg/
Anthem: Ryuusei no Bifrost
Goalhorn: Malicious Roses
Victory anthem: Kaiten Neji Shiki Shou

X icon.png /x/
Anthem: Ten to Sen
Goalhorn: Otome no Kimochi
Victory anthem: Kesaran Pasaran
Homucifer horn: Theatre of a witch

Tournament History

Competition Win Tie Loss End result Tier Top goalscorer Notes
2012 Autumn Cup logo.png 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0 1 2 Group stage decrease Homuhomu (2)
2013 Spring Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1 0 1 Group stage increase 4-way tie (1) Promoted due to Dragongate
2013 Summer Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Summer Cup 2 1 1 Ro16 steady Homuhomu (5)
2014 Winter Cup logo.png 2014 4chan Winter Cup 0 2 1 Group stage decrease Homucifer (2) Relegated
2014 Spring Cup logo.png 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3 2 1 Quarter final increase Purest Form of Love (3) Promoted
2014SummerCupLogo.png 2014 4chan Summer Cup 3 1 1 Quarter final steady Purest Form of Love (3)
2015 4chan winter cup logo.png 2015 4chan Winter Cup 2 2 1 Quarter final steady Purest Form of Love & Teru Time(3)
2015 Summer Cup Logo.png 2015 4chan Summer Cup 3 0 2 Quarter final steady Teru Time (3) >4th (fourth) quarter final finish in a row
WC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Winter Cup 5 1 1 Runner up steady Homucifer (11) Quarterfinal curse broken
Summer16 H ALT 2.png 2016 4chan Summer Cup 0 2 1 Group stage decrease Homucifer (3) Relegated
ABC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4 1 2 3rd place increase Teru Time(4) Promoted
WC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Winter Cup 1 1 1 Group stage decrease Homucifer (2) Relegated
SBC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1 1 2 Ro16 increase Purest Form of Love (3) Promoted
SC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Summer Cup 5 1 1 Runner up steady Purest Form of Love (6) >TWO FINALS LOST
WC18 Design F2.png 2018 4chan Winter Cup 6 0 1 Champions steady Homucifer (4) AT LAST
Summer18 E.png 2018 4chan Summer Cup 0 0 3 >last decrease Homucifer & Befriending (3) Relegated with the spoon
ABC18 Design A.png 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3 0 1 Ro16 increase Homucifer (3) 9 point mustard race and curse
WC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Winter Cup 3 0 1 Ro16 steady Homucifer (7) 9 point mustard race and curse AGAIN
Summer19 C.png 2019 4chan Summer Cup 1 1 2 Ro16 steady Homucifer & Befriending (3)
WC20 Design A.png 2020 4chan Winter Cup 2 0 2 Ro16 steady Purest Form of Love (4) >another fucking Ro16 exit
SC20 Design E2.png 2020 4chan Summer Cup 6 0 1 Champions steady Feito-chan, Homucifer & PFoL (5) TWO LILIES
WC21 Design D.png 2021 4chan Winter Cup 0 3 0 Group stage decrease Homucifer (3) Relegated
WoC21 Design E.png 2021 4chan World Cup 1 1 2 Ro32 steady Homucifer (5)
ABC21 Design C.png 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 7 0 1 Champions increase Purest Form of Love (13) THREE CUP CLUB
WC22 Design D.png 2022 4chan Winter Cup 1 1 2 Ro16 steady Homucifer (5)
SC22 Design G.png 2022 4chan Summer Cup 3 1 1 Quarter final steady Homucifer & Befrending (5)
WC23 Design G.png 2023 4chan Winter Cup 1 0 2 Group stage decrease Homucifer (3) Relegated
SBC23 Design D.png 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1 0 2 Group stage decrease Purest Form of Love (3) Elite 4 CB streak
ABC23 Design Gq.png 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 1 2 0 Group Stage increase Homucifer (3)
ABC23 Design G.png 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0 1 2 Group State decrease Feito-chan (2) Fetus again
SBC24 Design Gq.png 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 2 1 0 Group Stage increase Purest Form of Love (5)
SBC24 Design G.png 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2 0 2 Ro16 increase Purest Form of Love (4) Finally Elite again
SC24 Design C.png 2024 4chan Summer Cup 4 1 2 Runner up steady Homucifer (9) >another last minute choke

Match History

For more detailed match history: /u/ Match History

Official Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
July 29, 2022 R9k icon.png /r9k/ SC22 Design G.png 2022 4chan Summer Cup Group B 4–1 W Homucifer Goal 27'
Befriending Goal 34'42'57'
July 31, 2022 Pw icon.png /pw/ SC22 Design G.png 2022 4chan Summer Cup Group B 2–2 D Feito-chan Goal 60'
Homucifer Goal 74'
August 6, 2022 Xs icon.png /xs/ SC22 Design G.png 2022 4chan Summer Cup Group B 1–0 W Homucifer Goal 9'
August 13, 2022 D icon.png /d/ SC22 Design G.png 2022 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16 3–1 W Homucifer Goal 28'86'
Befriending Goal 90+6'
August 14, 2022 V icon.png /v/ SC22 Design G.png 2022 4chan Summer Cup
Quarterfinals
1–4 L Befriending Goal 10'
January 28, 2023 Vg icon.png /vg/ WC23 Design G.png 2023 4chan Winter Cup Group F 3–0 W Purest Form of Love Goal 8'
Homucifer Goal 79'
Befriending Goal 90+2'
February 3, 2023 Y icon.png /y/ WC23 Design G.png 2023 4chan Winter Cup Group F 1–3 L Akkarin Goal 68'
February 5, 2023 Vrpg icon.png /vrpg/ WC23 Design G.png 2023 4chan Winter Cup Group F 2–3 L Homucifer Goal 5'58'
May 5, 2023 W icon.png /w/ SBC23 Design D.png 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2–5 L Homucifer Goal 42'
Purest Form of Love Goal 68'
May 7, 2023 M icon.png /m/ SBC23 Design D.png 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3–1 W Purest Form of Love Goal 23'
Homucifer Goal 52'
Feito-chan Goal 68'
May 13, 2023 Trv icon.png /trv/ SBC23 Design D.png 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1–3 L Purest Form of Love Goal 29'
October 13, 2023 Aco icon.png /aco/ ABC23 Design Gq.png 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B 1‐1 D Homucifer Goal 27'
October 14, 2023 Vmg icon.png /vmg/ ABC23 Design Gq.png 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B 7‐3 W Purest Form of Love Goal 26'28'
Befriending Goal 35'37'
Homucifer Goal 49'58'
Feito-chan Goal 90+3'
October 15, 2023 W icon.png /w/ ABC23 Design Gq.png 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B 0‐0
October 27,2023 Xs icon.png /xs/ ABC23 Design G.png 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group B 1‐2 L Feito-chan Goal 90+2'
October 29,2023 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ ABC23 Design G.png 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group B 3‐3 Feito-chan Goal 15'
Homulilly Goal 42'
Purest Form of Love Goal 87'
November 4, 2023 K icon.png /k/ ABC23 Design G.png 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group B 1‐5 Ripe Mangos Goal 48'
April 14, 2024 X icon.png /x/ SBC24 Design Gq.png 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B 4‐2 W Purest Form of Love Goal 18'
Alien From Black Lizard Planet Goal 72'77'
Befriending Goal 90+2'
April 15, 2024 Wg icon.png /wg/ SBC24 Design Gq.png 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B 5‐2 W Homucifer Goal 19'
Akkarin Goal 32'
Mistress Baiser Goal 48'
Purest Form of Love Goal 60'63'
April 16, 2024 An icon.png /an/ SBC24 Design Gq.png 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group B 1‐1 D Purest Form of Love Goal 78'
April 26, 2024 Ck icon.png /ck/ SBC24 Design G.png 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group B 4‐3 W Homucifer Goal 21'81'
Purest Form of Love Goal 61'80'
April 28, 2024 Fa icon.png /fa/ SBC24 Design G.png 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group B 3‐2 W Feito-chan Goal 18'
Homucifer Goal 34'
Purest Form of Love Goal 90+0'
May 4, 2024 Tv icon.png /tv/ SBC24 Design G.png 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group B 1‐2 L Purest Form of Love Goal 2'
May 11, 2024 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ SBC24 Design G.png 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16 1‐3 L Science Babies Goal 84'
July 20, 2024 Vrpg icon.png /vrpg/ SC24 Design C.png 2024 4chan Summer Cup Group F 5‐1 W AkarinGoal 3'17'
Homucifer Goal 45+2'62'
Purest Form of Love Goal 51'
July 26, 2024 Wg icon.png /wg/ SC24 Design C.png 2024 4chan Summer Cup Group F 3‐3 D Mistress Baiser Goal 10'72'
Homucifer Goal 90+4'
July 28, 2024 Co icon.png /co/ SC24 Design C.png 2024 4chan Summer Cup Group F 0‐2 L
August 3, 2024 Int icon.png /int/ SC24 Design C.png 2024 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16 3‐2 W Alien From Black Lizard PlanetGoal 19'
Homucifer Goal 58'
Purest Form of Love Goal 90+0'
August 4, 2024 Sci icon.png /sci/ SC24 Design C.png 2024 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Finals 7‐2 W Homucifer Goal 6'20'33'
Akkarin Goal 25'
Feito-chan Goal 55'66'73'
August 4, 2024 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ SC24 Design C.png 2024 4chan Summer Cup Semi Finals 4‐1 W Purest Form of Love Goal 33'50'
Homucifer Goal 57'71'
August 4, 2024 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ SC24 Design C.png 2024 4chan Summer Cup Final 3‐4 L How 3 Girls Have Sex in a Dollhouse Goal 11'31'118'

Goalscoring Hall of Fame

Player As Non Medal As Bronze Medal As Silver Medal As Gold Medal
Homucifer - - 7 125
Purest Form of Love - - 2 82
Teru Time 0 1 20 -
Befriending 2 1 18 3
Akkarin 7 1 17 -
Feito-chan 5 3 13 -
Black Sunshine 5 - - -
G/u/ardians 0 2 - -
Metall/u/rgy 2 - - -
Fingering For World Peace 2 - - -
Macarons 2 - - -
Alien from Black Lizard Planet 3 - - -
Mistress Baiser 1 - 3 -
Demon Dork 1 - - -
ERNESTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! 1 - - -
Low Impact Consensual Cuddling 1 - - -
Kuma Shock 1 - - -
Ayayayaya 1 - - -
Erica Hartmann 0 1 - -
But We're Both Girls 1 - - -
Ripe Mangos 1 - - -
Science Babies 1 - - -
How 3 Girls Have Sex in a Dollhouse 3 - - -
Own goal 1 0 - -

Honors

Team

Individual

Auties awards

Rivalries

A logo.png
/a/ - The Sisterlyb Owl
/u/, being a cousin of /a/, can't quite understand why her onee-sama talks so badly about her one moment, then cheers for her to win the next. One way or another, it seems that despite /a/'s constant complaints about how much /u/ has changed, /a/ does feel happy for her when she succeeds. Head to head, /u/ has never lost to /a/, and was even partially responsible for their relegation in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup - only time will tell if /u/'s onee-sama can forgive her, and reestablish their close friendship of old.
1-0-0
C logo.png
/c/ - The Purity Derby
Though the images and characters posted on /u/ would frequently fit right in on /c/, there exists a schism between the two due to the fact that /u/ would much rather have Cute Girls doing Cute Girls, as opposed to Cute Things. The fact that heterosexual couples are allowed to be posted on /c/ is another strike against her in /u/'s eyes, leading her to deny /c/'s claims of being the purest board there is. The teams have played against each other a number of times over the years; twice during the early friendlies and twice during actual cups. The first time was a 3-0 victory by /u/ in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, and the second a 2-2 draw in the 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies, a result that was repeated during the group stages of the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup. After more than two years apart, both teams got reunited rather surprisingly during the quarterfinals of the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, where /u/ claimed a 2-1 win. After even longer apart, this match became a Elite Cup Final, won by /u/ at the very death.
3-2-0
Y logo.png
/y/ - The Uriaoi Bowl

Forget all about the argument over which type of love is purer (partly because it's obviously the love between two girls). Forget all about their match history, which counts as one Durgenfaf-powered win by /y/, one friendly win by /u/ and official match wins by both teams. No, the real, true reason behind this rivalry is that /y/ stole the precious first-letter board descriptor. Doomed to use the second letter in their name for all eternity, y/u/ri will never truly forgive /y/aoi for such an insult.

2-0-2
Lit logo.png
/lit/ - The Classyb Owl
A rivalry built on a mutual appreciation of class and style, /lit/ and /u/ hold no ill will towards each other, instead appreciating the other's awareness of the value of class. These two teams have only ever met twice, first in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies. The match was a classy, respectable affair, with both teams dressed up to the nines, /lit/ decked out in a curious monochrome suit, and /u/ in a traditional and colour-coordinated miko outfit arrangement. The match ended in the classiest of scorelines; 1-1. Their second meeting, in the 2020 4chan Winter Cup, was much less classy; the match ended with a 6-2 blowout in /lit/'s favor. In their third meeting, in the 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, the match ended with a 6-0 blowout in /u/'s favor.
1-1-1
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/his/ - The Siege of Lesbos
A rivalry forged in the fires of 4cc competition, rather than from actual board relations. Still, ever since the two teams met for the first time, they were seemingly inseparable. These teams have met five times, and every time one of the two would end up in that cup's finals. The walls of Lesbos still stand.
5-0-0
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/v/ - Missclicking Derby
Sometimes, a prospective /v/ goer would end up misclicking and making a thread about video games on /u/. Sometimes, the /v/ goer would stay for the anime lesbians. This happened enough to become a minor meme on both boards, and a Tag Team was created around it. On the pitch, however, these two teams did not meet until the 2022 4chan Summer Cup quarterfinals, a match /v/ won 4-1.
0-0-1

Mascot

Sealdoka.jpg Brought to this universe by Madokami in a belief that the captain and the team needed an unconditional supporter. Not much is known about /u/'s signature supporter aside from her constant chanting of "Homura-Cha~." Sealdoka is currently being taught the rest of the team's names in hopes of providing the most vocal support in the entire tournament.
Sealdoka

Gallery


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Macaron Press 30th August 2013

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The team that got the COVETED third place trophy in Autumn 2016.

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>The absolute state of /u/

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Winter 2018 champions!

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The team that brought /u/ their first star

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And the team that brought /u/ their second star

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First babby and entry in the three cup club

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ERNESTAAAAAAA-wait you're not Ernesta

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BEFRIENDING by Anonymous

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Purest Form of Love's trading card

Resources

Global Music Export

2022 4chan Summer Cup

Achievements
Elite Cups
Preceded by
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Winter Champions
2018 (1st title)
Succeeded by
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Preceded by
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Summer Champions
2020 (2nd title)
Succeeded by
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Babby Cups
Preceded by
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Autumn Champions
2021 (1st title)
Succeeded by
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