/tv/ League V
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| Host board |  /babylon/
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| Dates | 30 September–1 October 7–8 October | ||||||||||||||||||
| Teams | 16 | ||||||||||||||||||
| Final positions | |||||||||||||||||||
| Champion |  TBD
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| Runner-up | TBD
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| Third | TBD
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| Fourth | TBD
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/tv/ League V: A MISSION TO MIAMI BEACH will be the fifth PES tournament hosted by /tv/. Teams representing /tv/ generals, as well as popular films, shows, and sitcoms will compete to become the fifth /tv/ League champion. 16 teams will duke it out for the ultimate prize - the place on the team for a year!
Rules
Patch
Ladies Night Compiled:
Format
- /tv/ league will be played using PES 2019
- Team should consist of 23 players with 4 of them being medal players in the following configuration: GGG(G) where (G) is a benched Gold that can be at any moment subbed in, but the number of medals on the field needs to be equal to 3. The required number of GKs is 1
- Team can be managed, autopilot or requested to be given tactics by the Wheel of the worst.
- It would be highly preferable if one manager actively manages one team.
- Aesthetics are welcomed (PLEASE DO THEM)
- The prize is a place on the /tv/ team for a chosen player(manager/caretaker choice) of the winning team for the period of one year, after which he will be again included in the polls.
Team players
THESE ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE ON COURTESY OF /admin/ SUGGESTIONS
- Stats: 99 for Golds, 77 for Regulars/GKs
- Trick Cards are defined by the regular regular cup rules.
- 2 free COM Cards for Golds, 1 free COM style for normal
- 6 Skill cards for Golds, 5 for normals, 2 for GKs
- 3 Trick cards for Golds, 2 for normals, 1 for GK
- Capitanacy is a free card for the captain (as usual)
- All players 175cm and below in height may have their Weak Foot Usage and Weak Foot Accuracy settings set to any amount. For non-medal players 180 cm and above, their usage and accuracy stats are both capped at 2.
- All medal players may have their Weak Foot Usage and Weak Foot Accuracy settings set to any amount regardless of height.
- All players are allowed to have a lower Attacking Prowess and/or Defensive Prowess, but not higher.
- The Form setting is set to 8 for medal players, and 4 for the remaining regular players .
- The Injury Resistance setting is set to 3 for medals and 1 for non-medals.
- Injury resistance can be set lower than it's intended value (8 for medals, 4 for non-medals)
- Outfield players may have 1 less (non-free) card in exchange for an additional player position set to 'A'. There is no limit to the amount of non-free cards that can be traded for extra 'A' positions. Extra 'A' positions may not be 'GK.'
- Weak Foot Accuracy/Usage are the same as the regular cup ones
Height Rules
There are two options managers have for distributing team heights, named for their traditional colouring in height charts.
- The "green" heights, giving more total height:
- Five players of height exactly 191cm.
- Five players of height exactly 185cm.
- Seven players of height exactly 180cm.
- Six players of height exactly 175cm.
- The "red" heights, giving bonuses to shorter players:
- Ten players which are either:
- Outfield players of height exactly 185cm.
- Goalkeepers of height exactly 189cm.
- Seven players of height exactly 180cm.
- Six players of height exactly 175cm, with all players receiving a +5 bonus to all stats.
- Ten players which are either:
- The six players that are 199cm (if using the green height system) and the six players that are 175cm (regardless of height system) may be set to lower (194-198cm or 155-174cm) heights, but they still count as 199cm or 175cm for height brackets and their "lost" cm cannot be used to make other players taller.
- Players who are 175cm may also have one additional card.
- Players of height 175cm and below may have 4/4 weak foot accuracy and weak foot usage.
| # | Height Advantage | Total Height (cm) | |
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| 5x | 191cm | 950cm | Gold players in this category receive a -4 stat reduction in all stats |
| 5x | 185cm | 925cm | If GK, increase height to 189cm |
| 7x | 180cm | 1080cm | |
| 6x | 175cm | 1050cm | Players in this category may use 1 additional card Players in this category may have 4/4 weak foot accuracy/usage |
| Total Height | 4190cm |
| # | Stat Advantage | Total Height (cm) | |
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| 10x | 185cm | 1850cm | If GK, increase height to 189cm |
| 7x | 180cm | 1260cm | |
| 6x | 175cm | 1050cm | All players in this category receive a +5 stat boost in all stats Players in this category may use 1 additional card Players in this category may have 4/4 weak foot accuracy/usage |
| Total Height | 4160cm |
Sign Ups
/lynch/ WE'RE COOKING QUINOA TODAY! Suule (talk) 17:00 25 August 2023(UTC)
/rlmbotw/ OH MY GODDDDDDDDD Kizzy (talk) 16:58, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
/itaintme/ >it ain't me starts playing Kommandanten (talk) 16:59, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
/babylon/ Imagine if we built a rocket to take a man to the moon, but we swapped the man for a bomb and swapped the moon for lets say... Paris? London? New York? sgbong (talk) 18:11, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
/chavo/ Otra no mas Alexl7l (talk) 16:44, 26 August 2023 (UTC)
/007/ Surely there was a film where bond was in a divegrass stadium right? Zilyana
/gate/ No, no. I full-well expected the other shoe to drop eventually. Potatotron (talk) 08:30, 27 August 2023 (UTC)
/chm/ I was the Eighth to arrive Blinky (talk) 22:24, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
/mwc/ It is time show who the true meaning of manhood JohnnyGoldstar (talk) 02:23, 31 August 2023 (UTC)
/mst3k/ Back for season 5!DrDtroit (talk) 00:02, 2 September 2023 (UTC)
/ftl/ His name isn't Goldstriker for nothing Pope (talk) 18:32, 16 September 2023 (UTC)
/mash/ "ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL: NEW MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGHS HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED AND WILL BE ASSISTING YOU IN ALL OPERATIONS!! WHILE YOU'RE BUSY DOWNING THAT LAST LAST BOTTLE, THE BOTS WILL BE BUSY ATTENDING ALL DUTIES IN THE O.R., A.S.A.P!!" MINUSFIVESTARS (talk) 19:07, 17 September 2023 (UTC)
Backups
/starwars/ Crush my cock with a rock I will... Suule (talk) 17:00 25 August 2022(UTC)- File:Lotr icon.png /lotr/ Why won't they just fly the eagles to Mt. Doom... Suule (talk) 17:00 25 August 2022(UTC)
- File:Hogwarts icon.png /hogwarts/ HAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHETVLEAGUEVSIGNUPSPAGE?!!!!! Suule (talk) 17:00 25 August 2022(UTC)
/cornetto/ Want anything from the shop? (if needed) Blinky (talk) 22:34, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
/cops/ NOT CANCELED YET Old Man Sou (talk) 17:06, 2 September 2023 (UTC)- File:D&J icon.png /D&J/ HUG ME BROTHA! ChickenTendies (talk) 16:23, 16 September 2023 (UTC)
Group Stage
Group A
| Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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| /babylon/ |
3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 5 | 8 | 6 |
| /mst3k/ |
3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 4 |
| File:D&J icon.png /D&J/ | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 10 | -3 | 4 |
| /cops/ |
3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 7 | -3 | 3 |
| 30 September 2023 | /babylon/
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2–3 | /cops/
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| 17:00 |
Lotte  75'The Ruse Train 82'
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42' I Can Break These Cuffs 79' Florida Man 90+2' Seizure 66' Dispatch
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The Time Cube |
| 30 September 2023 | /D&J/ File:D&J icon.png | 2–2 | /mst3k/
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| 17:40 |
HUG ME, BROTHA! 52' .........MEGAN! 60'
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48' CROOOOW 82' Tom Servo |
Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium |
| 1 October 2023 | /babylon/
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7–1 | File:D&J icon.png /D&J/ | |
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| 17:00 |
The Punished Armenian 13', 57' SA comrades, wanna do illegal things? 45', 47', 60', 66'Hell in a Barge 80'
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72' HUG ME, BROTHA!
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The Time Cube |
| 1 October 2023 | /cops/
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0–1 | /mst3k/
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| 17:40 |
24' CROOOOW
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4chan City.swf |
| 7 October 2022 | /D&J/ File:D&J icon.png | 4–1 | /cops/
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| 17:00 |
HUG ME, BROTHA! 47', 88' The GameSphere [IT'S SPHERICAL!] 66', 86'Tiberius the Shitweiler 79'
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57' Florida Man 65' I Can Break These Cuffs
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Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium |
| 7 October 2022 | /mst3k/
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1–4 | /babylon/
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| 17:40 |
CROOOOW 84'
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6' Lotte 31', 66' SA comrades, wanna do illegal things? 88' The Ruse Train
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Orbital Ring Stadium |
Group B
| Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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| /chavo/ |
3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 2 | 9 | 9 |
| /lynch/ |
3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 4 |
| /cornetto/ |
3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 3 |
| /starwars/ |
3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 10 | -7 | 1 |
| 30 September 2023 | /lynch/
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3–1 | /cornetto/
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| 18:20 |
Naomi Watts 3' Agent Cooper 51'BOB 90+1'Angelo Badalamenti Soundtrack 45'
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65' Never taken a shortcut before? 35' King Gay 90+1' P. I. Staker 90+4' Cockicidal Maniac
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The Void |
| 30 September 2023 | /chavo/
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6–1 | /starwars/
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| 19:00 |
Don Ramon 16', 43' TA TA TA TA 22', 37'El Chavo 51'Una Tasa de Cafe 72'Solo se que no se nada 5'Ñoño el Gordo 85'
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5' Cody
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Commiesseum |
| 1 October 2023 | /lynch/
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1–2 | /chavo/
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| 18:20 |
Agent Cooper 19' Swirl The Numbers 71'
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15', 29' Don Ramon 90+3' TA TA TA TA
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The Void |
| 1 October 2023 | /cornetto/
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2–0 | /starwars/
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| 19:00 |
Never taken a shortcut before? 20' The Kings Head 34'The Greater Good 62'
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CIA Meemorial Stadium |
| 7 October 2022 | /chavo/
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3–0 | /cornetto/
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| 18:20 |
TA TA TA TA 14', 60' El Chavo 66'
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86' What the fuck does "WTF" mean?
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Commiesseum |
| 7 October 2022 | /starwars/
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2–2 | /lynch/
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| 19:00 |
I Want a Purple Lightsabre 8' The Senate 90+1'Bly 80'
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75' Agent Cooper 86' Naomi Watts 8' Sailor
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Orbital Ring Stadium |
Group C
| Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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| /007/ |
3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 5 |
| /gate/ |
3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 4 |
| /mash/ |
3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 4 |
| /ftl/ |
3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 8 | -4 | 3 |
| 30 September 2023 | /ftl/
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0–3 | /007/
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| 19:40 |
The Hog 40'
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26', 30' Octopussy 80' I Hate Being James Bond
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/pol/ in the High Castle |
| 30 September 2023 | /mash/
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1–0 | /gate/
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| 20:20 |
Hot Lips 48'
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83' Carter
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Battleship Bismarck |
| 1 October 2023 | /ftl/
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2–0 | /mash/
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| 19:40 |
Jason Goldstriker 10', 55'
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/pol/ in the High Castle |
| 1 October 2023 | /007/
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2–2 | /gate/
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| 20:20 |
I Hate Being James Bond 29' Octopussy 43'
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39', 41' GOOLD FUCKING SHITS 88' Dickass Rush
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CIA Meemorial Stadium |
| 7 October 2022 | /mash/
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3–3 | /007/
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| 19:40 |
>48 Hour Work Shift 19' Capt. "Hawkeye" Pierce 28', 31'
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9', 89' Octopussy 55' Your Hippos Look Famished, Mr Bond
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Battleship Bismarck |
| 7 October 2022 | /gate/
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5–2 | /ftl/
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| 20:20 |
GOOLD FUCKING SHITS 11', 51', 84' Wacko Jacko 20', 89'McKay 79'
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36', 80' Piss Witch 68' Frank Hassle
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Orbital Ring Stadium |
Group D
| Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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| /rlmbotw/ |
3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 7 |
| /mwc/ |
3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 6 |
| /itaintme/ |
3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 3 |
| /chm/ |
3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 12 | -6 | 1 |
| 30 September 2023 | /chm/
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1–6 | /itaintme/
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| 21:00 |
GREAT NEWS! 16' Gerald 63'
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10', 44' 5'9! 20' HILL 937 25', 48' IS THAT YOU JOHN WAYNE 54' >it ain't me starts playing 75' LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE
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Nurburgring |
| 30 September 2023 | /mwc/
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1–3 | /rlmbotw/
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| 21:40 |
Al Bundy 89'
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13' Rich Evans 27' AIDS Moby 67' Fraud 39' Shoji Tabuchi 40' Rich Evans 90+3' The Black Tank Top Theory
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/rlmbotw/ Custom Stadium |
| 1 October 2023 | /chm/
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2–3 | /mwc/
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| 21:00 |
Farmer Clarkson 12', 56'
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53' Al Bundy 76', 87' Psycho Dad 85' Griff 90+1' Psycho Dad
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Nurburgring |
| 1 October 2023 | /itaintme/
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2–3 | /rlmbotw/
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| 21:40 |
>it ain't me starts playing 22' 5'9! 33'
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12' Macaulay Culkin Guest Stars 41' Fraud 79' Hack
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Battleship Bismarck |
| 7 October 2022 | /mwc/
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1–0 | /itaintme/
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| 21:00 |
Al Bundy 10'
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Transatlantic Semen Pipeline |
| 7 October 2022 | /rlmbotw/
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3–3 | /chm/
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| 21:40 |
Hack 2', 51', 83'
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10', 34' MATES WHO WANTS SIPPA DIS LOIGHTA FLUID 18' JAMES GIVES IN TO THE VOICES 59' CEMENT!
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/rlmbotw/ Custom Stadium |
Knockout Stage
Quarter-finals
/babylon/
Semi-finals
Final
Quarter-finals
| 8 October 2023 | TBD 
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| 17:00 |
| 8 October 2023 | TBD
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| 17:40 |
| 8 October 2023 | TBD
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| 18:20 |
| 8 October 2023 | TBD
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| 19:00 |
Semi-finals
| 8 October 2023 | TBD
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| 19:40 |
| 8 October 2023 | TBD
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| 20:20 |
Third Place Match
| 8 October 2023 | TBD
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| 21:00 |
Final
| 8 October 2023 | TBD
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| 21:40 |
Statistics
- Main article: /tv/ League V statistics
Exports
Deadline:
- Tactical: 23th September 23:59 UTC
- Aesthetic (Preliminary): 24th September 23:59 UTC
- Aesthetic Final: 28th September 23:59 UTC
/lynch/ - Invitational 1
- Tactical
- Aesthetics
- Music
/cornetto/ - Invitational 2
- Tactical No luck scorin' them goals then?
- Aesthetics What's the matter, /tv/ League?, never taken a shortcut before?
- Music It's not Hip Hop it's Electro, prick
/itaintme/ - Invitational 3
- Tactical >IT AIN'T ME
- Aesthetics >IT AIN'T ME
- Music >I'M NO SENATOR SON
/cops/ - Invitational 4
- Tactical
- Aesthetics
- Music
/mst3k/ - Invitational 5
- Tactical
- Aesthetics
- Music
/mwc/ - Invitational 6
- Tactical Al Bundy would never cheat
- Aesthetics Looking good in that Polk High Uniform Al!
- Music Mhmmm Psycho DAD
- Pastebin If not available for the first games
/007/ - Invitational 7
- Tactical A new movie that surely wont suck
- Aesthetics New Suit
- Music music to dance and kill to
/babylon/ - Invitational 8
- Tactical Tactics even Gennat couldn't figure out
- Aesthetics A €50mil costume budget
- Music Catchy electro-swing
/chm/ - Invitational 9
- Tactical Plans for a Diddly Squat restaurant, what could possibly go wrong?
- Aesthetic Blueprint for "The Excellent"
- Music James May doesn't like Belinda Carlisle
/starwars/ - Invitational 10
- Tactical
- Aesthetics
- Music
/D&J/ - Invitational 11
- Tactical I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE $200K IN DEBT unfugged tacs uploaded
- Aesthetics I FOUND A WAY
- Music I FOUND A WAYYYYYY! (increased audience chant volume)
/ftl/ - Invitational 12
- Tactical - WHEEL OF THE WORST
- Aesthetics - JET IT UP
- Music - why do so many fish make music?
/rlmbotw/ - Invitational 13
- Tactical - That's right Mike, we will be submitting tactics on-time for /tv/ League V
- Aesthetics - v2 Aesthetics, now with AIDS and old people
- Music - Option between the standard goal horn best of the best of the worst megamix, or randomized goal horns. Oh, and that fucker Rich Evans.
- Stadium (raw files) - Replaces stadium slot 60 which is /vg/'s stadium. Night time setting seems most ideal for lighting.
- Stadium (4cc_32_stadiums2.cpk) - CPK version instead of raw stadium files. Drag and drop into PES download folder. It'll still have /vg/ stadium name but everything else should work.
- Pastebin - Words, words, and more words (updated for final week)
/mash/ - Invitational 14
- Tactical - WHEEL OF THE WORST
- Aesthetics
- Music
/gate/ - Invitational 15
- Tactical
- Aesthetics
- Music
/chavo/ - Invitational 16
- Tactical Y NO
- Aesthetics TE DOY "Ball"
- Music OTRA NOMAS
- Pastebin PORQUE MI ABUELITA ESTA VIENDO ESTO
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