Difference between revisions of "/tv/ League VI"

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/tv/ League VI - On Hiroshimoot's Secret Service

Tournament details

Host board

/tv/

Dates

September 14–15, 21–22

Teams

16

Final positions

Champion

/itaintme/

Runner-up

/powers/

Third

/d&j/

Fourth

/lynch/

Tournament statistics
Matches	32
Goals scored	143 (4.47 per match)
Top scorer(s)	7 Goals Agent Cooper
Top assister(s)	7 Assists Naomi Watts
Golden Glove	21 Saves KCA Winner Dirty Dan
Best player	N/A
Yellow cards	43 (1.34 per match)
Red cards	3 (0.09 per match)

/tv/ League V

/tv/ League VI - On Hiroshimoot's Secret Service

/tv/ League VII

The /tv/ League will be the first PES tournament hosted by /tv/. Teams representing /tv/ generals, as well as popular films, shows, and sitcoms will compete to become the another /tv/ League champion.

Rules

Patch

PES17, Not patched

Please use the following: The Edit File Essentials for running PES17 Editor

Format

/tv/ league will be played using PES 2017
Team should consist of 23 players with 4 of them being medal players in the following configuration: GGSS(S) where (S) is a benched Silver that can be at any moment subbed in, but the number of medals on the field needs to be equal to 4. The required number of GKs is 1
Team can be managed, autopilot or requested to be given tactics by the Wheel of the worst.
It would be highly preferable if one manager actively manages one team.
Aesthetics are welcomed (PLEASE DO THEM)
The prize is a place on the /tv/ team for a chosen player(manager/caretaker choice) of the winning team for the period of one year, after which he will be again included in the polls.

Tactical

Centering targets as a tactic is banned

Team players

Stats: 99 for Golds, 88 for Silvers, 77 for Regulars/GKs
Trick Cards are defined by the regular regular cup rules.
2 free COM Cards for Golds, 1 free COM style for Silver and Normal
6 Skill cards for Golds, 5 for Silvers, 4 for Normals, 2 for GKs
3 Trick cards for Golds and Silvers, 2 for normals, 1 for GK
Capitanacy is a free card for the captain (as usual)
All players 175cm and below in height may have their Weak Foot Usage and Weak Foot Accuracy settings set to any amount. For non-medal players 180 cm and above, their usage and accuracy stats are both capped at 2.
All medal players may have their Weak Foot Usage and Weak Foot Accuracy settings set to any amount regardless of height.
All players are allowed to have a lower Attacking Prowess and/or Defensive Prowess, but not higher.
The Form setting is set to 8 for medal players, and 4 for the remaining regular players .
The Injury Resistance setting is set to 3 for medals and 1 for non-medals.
Injury resistance can be set lower than it's intended value (8 for medals, 4 for non-medals)
Outfield players may have 1 less (non-free) card in exchange for an additional player position set to 'A'. There is no limit to the amount of non-free cards that can be traded for extra 'A' positions. Extra 'A' positions may not be 'GK.'
Weak Foot Accuracy/Usage are the same as the regular cup ones

Height Rules

There is one height bracket.

The "green" heights, giving more total height:
1. Three players of height exactly 194cm. (Gold Medals and Goalkeepers are banned from using this height)
2. Three players of height exactly 191cm.
3. Five players of height exactly 185cm.
4. Six players of height exactly 180cm.
5. Six players of height exactly 175cm, with normal players receiving a +5 bonus to all stats. Normal players can get additional +5 bonus to all stats if in "Red" Position (CF/SS/RWF/LWF), but they can't have a second 'A' position if so.
The three players that are 194cm and the six players that are 175cm may be set to lower (194-191cm or 155-174cm) heights, but they still count as 194 cm or 175cm for height brackets and their "lost" cm cannot be used to make other players taller.
1. Players who are 175cm may also have one additional card.
Players of height 175cm and below may have 4/4 weak foot accuracy and weak foot usage.

#	Height Advantage	Total Height (cm)
3x	194cm	582cm	Gold players and Goal Keepers are forbidden from this category
3x	191cm	573cm
5x	185cm	925cm	If GK, increase height to 189cm
6x	180cm	1080cm
6x	175cm	1050cm	Normal players in this category may use 1 additional card Players in this category may have 4/4 weak foot accuracy/usage Normal players in this category have +5 bonus to all stats Normal players in this category can have additional +5 bonus to all stats if in CF/SS/LWF/RWF position, but no double 'A' position if that's the case
	Total Height	4210cm

Sign ups

Star cast

/rlmbotw/ This world has become an unbearable nightmare and I want my ashes shot into a black hole. Part of me hopes that a huge solar flare from the sun reaches Earth and knocks out everything that runs on electricity. Then we can all stop and listen to the sounds of nature. Get off social media for a while. See the beauty of this world we all share together... and then think about how outrageous it is that they called R2D2 a lesbian!!!!!!!! Kizzy (talk) 19:37, 17 July 2024 (UTC)
/chm/ Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat. Blinky (talk) 21:17, 17 July 2024 (UTC)
/mst3k/ We'll go from being a Cinematic Titanic to being set on a RiffTrax to the top! DrDtroit (talk) 02:20, 28 July 2024 (UTC)
/powers/ Well congratulations numbnuts, you succeeded in turning me into a frickin jack in the box Zilyana 00:28 5 August 2024 (UTC)
/gate/ I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jello. Potatotron (talk) 12:08, 6 August 2024 (UTC)
/cops/ We got reports of a dispute at the CIA Memorial Stadium. All Units please respond Old Man Sou (talk) 16:28, 22 August 2024 (UTC)
/mash/ "ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL: A SECOND PLANE HAS HIT THE TWIN TOWER INVASION ANGLE OFFENSIVE! ALL SHIFTS REPORT IN FOR A WONDERFUL NIGHT OF BASHING THIS BAD BOOKING DONE BY YOUR'S TRULY: THE U.S. GO-" *gun shot noise* MINUSFIVESTARS (talk) 01:06, 23 August 2024 (UTC)
/who/ Wait, vtubers took that name? Then I guess it's /drwho/ Whomeve (talk) 04:49, 26 August 2024 (UTC)
/chavo/ Fue sin querer queriendo Alexl7l (talk) 02:17, 27 August 2024 (UTC)

Backups

/lynch/ NEW ALBUM RELEASE Suule (talk) 20:31 17 July 2024(UTC)
/starwars/ Acolyte Sisters... I don't feel so good... *dies* Suule (talk) 20:31 17 July 2024(UTC)
/d&j/ Drake...Where's the 90+"?ChickenTendies (talk) 20:35 17 July 2024(UTC)

/cornetto/ Michael? Yarp?, Make sure you sign /cornetto/ up properly for /tv/ League 6, okay? Blinky (talk) 21:17, 17 July 2024 (UTC)
/gk/ Look at this shit. How come we can't ever go to a cool invitational, with, like, chicks in bikinis? You know? How come boards like that never need divegrass? I'll tell you why: it's lack of pussy that fucks boards up. Lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all 4chan shitposting. If more anons were getting quality pussy, there'd be no need for us to come over here and fuck 'em up like this! 'Cause a nut-busted anon is a happy anon. I'm on it like a motherfucker, Brad. I'm moto, dude! Yeah, yeah, you should quote me on it. You know what? You should definitely quote me on it. This whole fucking thing, it comes down to pussy. Look, if you took the lifelongs and comped their asses in Vegas for a weekend, no fucking divegrass. No, in the opinion of this Marine, it's about pussy. No, Suule's just a part of the problem. Look, if Suule invested more in the pussy infrastructure of /tv/ than he did on his fucking gayass meme team, then this board would be no more fucked up than, say, /his/. LT Jody (talk) 06:58, 21 July 2024 (UTC)
/itaintme/ hmmmm today I'll tell this vietnam war vet to fuck off from muh town <---------------------- clueless Kommandanten (talk) 15:11, 25 August 2024 (UTC)

EDIT FILE

Day 1, make nightlies based on it and grab the database from earlier

Group Stage

Group A

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/hogwarts/	3	2	1	0	8	4	4	7
/itaintme/	3	2	1	0	6	3	3	7
/rlmbotw/	3	1	0	2	8	10	-2	3
/mst3k/	3	0	0	3	4	9	-5	0

14 September 2024	/hogwarts/	0–0	/itaintme/
17:00			34' All About Them Shrimps	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 109

14 September 2019	/rlmbotw/	3–2	/mst3k/
17:40	Fraud 18' Hack 34', 40' Macaulay Culkin Guest Stars 45+0'		37', 61' Tom Servo	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 103

15 September 2024	/hogwarts/	5–3	/rlmbotw/
17:00	Hey Kids Wanna Buy Some Magic 7', 90+1' Hmmmmm... Hufflepuff 61', 69' >Lupin >Werewolf BRAVO ROWLING! 72'		15' Fraud 19' Rich Evans 32' Hack	Intercity Blimp Train Attendance: 96

15 September 2024	/itaintme/	3–1	/mst3k/
17:40	>it ain't me starts playing 12', 67' Get Some 32' The Pinnacle of Vietnam Kino 83'		35' Tom Servo 17' We're All Eating Gamera	Innawoods Park Attendance: 96

21 September 2024	/rlmbotw/	2–3	/itaintme/
17:00 Note: Due to the red card 7.62mm Full Metal Jacket is suspended for the next match	Surviving Edged Weapons 64' Fraud 85'		27', 40' It Ain't Me Starts Playing 48' Should've Let Him Eat 5', 73' 7.62mm Full Metal Jacket	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 103

21 September 2024	/mst3k/	1–3	/hogwarts/
17:40	CROOOOW 48'		16' Hey Kids Want To Buy Some Magic 64' Polyjuice Potion Enjoyer 70' A Position In Defence Against Dark Arts 24' A Position In Defence Against Dark Arts 54' Laughs In Def	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 100

Group B

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/cops/	3	3	0	0	11	4	7	9
/starwars/	3	1	1	1	8	8	0	4
/chavo/	3	1	0	2	8	13	-5	3
/cornetto/	3	0	1	2	6	8	-2	1

14 September 2024	/cornetto/	1–2	/cops/
18:20	Want Anything From The Shop? 39'		28' I Dindu Nuffin 86' That Ain't Mine	Transatlantic Semen pipeline Stadium Attendance: 105

14 September 2024	/chavo/	3–4	/starwars/
19:00	El Chavo 50', 54' TA TA TA TA 67' El Chapulin 90+3'		48' I Hate Sand 56' Frank "Sheev" Palpatine 90+2' I Want a Purple Lightsabre 90+4' Hello There 70' I Hate Sand	Thousand Acre Wood Attendance: 100

15 September 2024	/cornetto/	3–4	/chavo/
18:20	Want Anything From The Shop 5', 82' The Kings Head 9'		30' TA TA TA TA 55', 57' El Chavo 90+4' El Chapulin	Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium Attendance: 100

15 September 2024	/cops/	3–2	/starwars/
19:00	Florida Man 24', 32' That Ain't Mine 73'		26' I Want A Purple Lightsabre 87' I Hate Sand 39' Aren't You A Little Short? 48' Hello There	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 97

21 September 2024	/chavo/	1–6	/cops/
18:20	El Chavo 45+2' El Chilindrina 58'		14', 71', 86' Search 48' Florida Man 81', 88' Seizure 26' I Can't Breathe	The Jungle Attendance: 107

21 September 2024	/starwars/	2–2	/cornetto/
19:00	Hello There 10' I Hate Sand 55' Beep Boop 28'		12' Yarp 39' The Kings Head 14' Ahh 'Spose	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 105

Group C

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/lynch/	3	1	2	0	11	5	6	5
/d&j/	3	0	3	0	7	7	0	3
/chm/	3	0	3	0	7	7	0	3
/gk/	3	0	2	1	5	11	-6	2

14 September 2024	/chm/	2–2	/gk/
19:40	Landlord Clarkson 13' Great News! 34'		21' Iceman 64' Lt. Fick	Daytona Beach Attendance: 102

14 September 2024	/d&j/	2–2	/lynch/
20:20	I Never Thought I Would Be 200K In Debt 15' Hug Me, Brotha! 41' Hug Me, Brotha! 65'		29' Agent Cooper 53' Spencer 54' Bob 82' Damn Fine Coffee	El Monumental Failure Attendance: 99

15 September 2024	/chm/	2–2	/d&j/
19:40	Hammer-head i-Eagle Geoff 62' Landlord Clarkson 66' Cheerful Charlie 19'		49' The Gamesphere (It's Spherical) 64' ........Megan! 50' I Ran Over Oprah!	Daytona Beach Attendance: 97

15 September 2024	/gk/	0–6	/lynch/
20:20			33' Spencer 35', 38', 71' Agent Cooper 52' The Cowboy 84' Bob 19' Swirl The Numbers	Innawoods Park Attendance: 101

21 September 2024	/d&j/	3–3	/gk/
19:40	I Never Thought I'd Be 200k In Debt 29', 80' Hug Me, Brotha 43' "Mr. Who?" 88' The Gamesphere (It's Spherical!) 82'		11' Ripped Fuel 16' Lt. Fick 90+4' Walter in the Weatherman	El Monumental Failure Attendance: 102

21 September 2024	/lynch/	3–3	/chm/
20:20	Naomi Watts 5' Bob 32' Agent Cooper 57'		34', 90+5' Landlord Clarkson 66' Gerald, Destroyer of Cancer 76' Great News!	The Void Attendance: 100

Group D

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/drwho/	3	2	0	1	10	5	5	6
/powers/	3	1	2	0	5	2	3	5
/gate/	3	1	1	1	5	7	-2	4
/mash/	3	0	1	2	2	8	-6	1

14 September 2024	/drwho/	5–0	/mash/
21:00	'Igger On The Inside 5', 25' Pie Lord Victorious 11' Something For The Dads 43' Old Soldier 90+0' Pie Lord Victorious 2'			The Time Hypercube Attendance: 100

14 September 2024	/powers/	1–1	/gate/
21:40	Yeah, Baby! 90+0'		62' Captain Farscape	Animation Alley Attendance: 99

15 September 2024	/drwho/	0–3	/powers/
21:00			18' Yeah Baby! 38', 44' EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE	The Time Hypercube Attendance: 103

15 September 2024	/mash/	1–2	/gate/
21:40	Shot Over The Sea of Japan 13'		6' Indeed 35' Captain Farscape	The Time Hypercube Attendance: 103

21 September 2024	/powers/	1–1	/mash/
21:00	Yeah Baby! 6'		85' Col. Potter	Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium Attendance: 102

21 September 2024	/gate/	2–5	/drwho/
21:40	Indeed 2' Gone Fishing 60'		29' Tin Dog 38', 58' Pie Lord Victorious 76' Fourteenth Doctor 80' Something For The Dads 86' Metacrisis Doctor	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 105

Playoffs

21 September 2024	/d&j/	7–4	/chm/
22:20	.......Megan! 19' I Never Thought I'd Be 200k In Debt 23', 28' Hug me, Brotha 33' Gary Coleman Grill Smuggling 69' "Drake, Where's The Goal?" 90+1', 90+3'		26', 72', 86' Landlord Clarkson 84' Gerald, Destroyer of Cancer	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 107

Knockout Stage

Quarter-finals

/hogwarts/

1

/powers/

2

/cops/

1

/d&j/

3

/lynch/

3

/starwars/

2

/drwho/

3

/itaintme/

4

Semi-finals

/powers/

2

/d&j/

1

/lynch/

1

/itaintme/

3

Final

/powers/

0

/itaintme/

3

Third Place Match

/lynch/

1

/d&j/

2

Quarter-finals

22 September 2024	/hogwarts/	1–2	/powers/
17:00	Hey Kids Want To Buy Some Magic 32'		7' EEEEEEEEEEEEE 30' Yeah Baby! 32', 72' Riiiiiiiight	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 101

22 September 2024	/cops/	1–3	/d&j/
17:40 Note: Gamesphere (It's Spherical) is suspended for this game	Florida Man 64' Get On The Ground 45+1'		29', 40' I Never Thought I'd Be 200K In Debt 82' Hug Me, Brotha!	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 96

22 September 2024	/lynch/	3–2 (a.e.t.)	/starwars/
18:20	Agent Cooper 13', 99' Bob 50' Rabbits 58'		8', 45+2' Frank "Sheev" Palpatine 11' Aren't You A Little Short?	The Void Attendance: 96

22 September 2024	/drwho/	3–4 (a.e.t.)	/itaintme/
19:00 Note: 7.62mm Full Metal Jacket is suspended for this game	Pie Lord Victorious 48', 69', 74'		8' Get Some! 38' >it ain't me starts playing 79' Let Me See Your War Face 97' The Lead Farmer 120' Is That You John Wayne	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 94

Semi-finals

22 September 2024	/powers/	2–1 (a.e.t.)	/d&j/
19:40 Note: RIIIIIIIIGHT is suspended for this game	Yeah Baby! 65', 99' Scotty Don't 41' EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 80'		71' I Never Thought I Would Be 200K In Debt 72' Hug Me, Brotha! 115' Tiberius The Shitweiler 118' .........Megan!	Animation Alley Attendance: 93

22 September 2024	/lynch/	1–3	/itaintme/
20:20	Naomi Watts 55'		22' >it ain't me starts playing 31' Should've Let Him Eat 90+0' Pinnacle Of Vietnam Kino 64' Pinnacle Of Vietnam Kino	The Time Cube Attendance: 99

Third Place Match

22 September 2024	/lynch/	1–2	/d&j/
21:00	David Bowie 73' Surrealist Neo Noir Genre 5' Damn Fine Coffee 43' Naomi Watts 85'		54' Hug Me, Brotha 90+4' KCA Winner Dirty Dan 41' That's NOT My Job	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 104

Final

22 September 2024	/powers/	0–3	/itaintme/
21:40			18' Should've Let Him Eat 24', 32' Pinnacle Of Vietnam Kino 6' All About Them Shrimps	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 104

Statistics

Main article: /tv/ League VI statistics

Final Rankings

/itaintme/
/powers/
/d&j/
/lynch/

/drwho/
/starwars/
/hogwarts/
/cops/

/gate/
/chm/
/rlmbotw/
/chavo/

/gk/
/cornetto/
/mash/
/mst3k/

Exports

Deadline:

Tactical: 9th September 23:59 UTC
Aesthetic (Preliminary): 9th September 23:59 UTC
Aesthetic Final: 12th September 23:59 UTC

/lynch/ - Invitational 1

Tactical
Aesthetics
Music

/yarp/ - Invitational 2

/itaintme/ - Invitational 3

Tactical tactical
Aesthetics aesthetics
Music music

/cops/ - Invitational 4

Tactical
Aesthetics
Music

/mst3k/ - Invitational 5

Tactical
Aesthetics
Music

/gk/ - Invitational 6

Tactical: ENGAGE! ENGAGE!
Aesthetics: WHERE IS YOUR KEVLAR?!
Music: Let the hajis hit the *tsh* *tsh* FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Pastebin

/powers/ - Invitational 7

Tactical: I'm going to soil myself, then im going to regroup and come up with a new plan
Aesthetics Smashing Basil, a Pimp-mobile
MusicLady and Gentlemen, Mr Burt Bacharach

/who/ - Invitational 8

Tactical Hold tight and pretend it's a plan
Aesthetics Who frowned me this facemask?
Music dum de dum dum de dum dum de dum weeeeeeeeooooooooh

/chm/ - Invitational 9

Tactical: One for the road
Aesthetic: Blueprint for restaurant in severely undersized barn (council unaware)
Music: V8 blender sounds

/starwars/ - Invitational 10

Tactical
Aesthetics
Music

/D&J/ - Invitational 11

/hogwarts/ - Invitational 12

Tactical -
Aesthetics -
Music -

/rlmbotw/ - Invitational 13

Tactical - Using new database
Aesthetics - Aesthetics
Music

/mash/ - Invitational 14

Tactical -
Aesthetics
Music

/gate/ - Invitational 15

Tactical "Teal'c is so deep. Teal'c, say something deep."
Aesthetics "My depth is immaterial to this conversation"
Music It's been updated finally

/chavo/ - Invitational 16

Difference between revisions of "/tv/ League VI"

Latest revision as of 09:32, 26 September 2024

Contents

Rules

Patch

Format

Tactical

Team players

Height Rules

Sign ups

Star cast

Backups

EDIT FILE

Group Stage

Group A

Group B

Group C

Group D

Playoffs

Knockout Stage

Quarter-finals

Semi-finals

Third Place Match

Final

Statistics

Final Rankings

Exports

Navigation menu

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 PES17, Not patched
+Please use the following:
+[https://mega.nz/file/qtghyJrZ#NpPMWxqaV8_9_st8Za25do2w8pmFw_XY46puV06kzdw The Edit File]
+[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gJwRZnruQVEsMU9C5i9A7EisOGfV-xQ5/view?usp=my_sanity Essentials for running PES17]
+[https://mega.nz/file/6hIyVaYA#-k0fvE_Y2R688QXzMVT0uaHB8CWit4W6EY9COsx-j_g Editor]
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 *{{Team away|lynch}} NEW ALBUM RELEASE [[User:Suule|Suule]] ([[User talk:Suule|talk]]) 20:31 17 July 2024(UTC)<br>
 *{{Team away|starwars}} Acolyte Sisters... I don't feel so good... *dies*  [[User:Suule|Suule]] ([[User talk:Suule|talk]]) 20:31 17 July 2024(UTC)<br>
-*{{Team away|D&J}} Drake...Where's the 90+"?[[User:ChickenTendies|ChickenTendies]] ([[User talk:ChickenTendies|talk]]) 20:35 17 July 2024(UTC)<br>
+*{{Team away|d&j}} Drake...Where's the 90+"?[[User:ChickenTendies|ChickenTendies]] ([[User talk:ChickenTendies|talk]]) 20:35 17 July 2024(UTC)<br>
 <br>
-*{{Team away|yarp}} Michael? Yarp?, Make sure you sign /cornetto/ up properly for /tv/ League 6, okay? [[User:Blinky|Blinky]] ([[User talk:Blinky|talk]]) 21:17, 17 July 2024 (UTC)
+*{{Team away|cornetto}} Michael? Yarp?, Make sure you sign /cornetto/ up properly for /tv/ League 6, okay? [[User:Blinky|Blinky]] ([[User talk:Blinky|talk]]) 21:17, 17 July 2024 (UTC)
 *{{Team away|gk}} Look at this shit.  How come we can't ever go to a cool invitational, with, like, chicks in bikinis?  You know?  How come boards like that never need divegrass?  I'll tell you why: it's lack of pussy that fucks boards up.  Lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all 4chan shitposting.  If more anons were getting quality pussy, there'd be no need for us to come over here and fuck 'em up like this!  'Cause a nut-busted anon is a happy anon.  I'm on it like a motherfucker, Brad.  I'm moto, dude!  Yeah, yeah, you should quote me on it.  You know what?  You should definitely quote me on it.  This whole fucking thing, it comes down to pussy.  Look, if you took the lifelongs and comped their asses in Vegas for a weekend, no fucking divegrass.  No, in the opinion of this Marine, it's about pussy.  No, Suule's just a part of the problem.  Look, if Suule invested more in the pussy infrastructure of /tv/ than he did on his fucking gayass meme team, then this board would be no more fucked up than, say, /his/.  [[User:LT Jody|LT Jody]] ([[User talk:LT Jody|talk]]) 06:58, 21 July 2024 (UTC)
 *{{team away|itaintme}} hmmmm today I'll tell this vietnam war vet to fuck off from muh town <---------------------- clueless [[User:Kommandanten|Kommandanten]] ([[User talk:Kommandanten|talk]]) 15:11, 25 August 2024 (UTC)
+==EDIT FILE==
+[https://mega.nz/file/P1oRFJ5D#wqM7QdIQxsjRx45UR1zDpLlqYOrJ_8GNImN0KZQ0C2k Day 1, make nightlies based on it and grab the database from earlier]
+==Group Stage==
+===Group A===
+{{Group/top}}
+{{Group/1|hogwarts|2|1|0|8|4|Q=yes}}
+{{Group/2|itaintme|2|1|0|6|3|Q=yes}}
+{{Group/3|rlmbotw|1|0|2|8|10|Q=no}}
+{{Group/4|mst3k|0|0|3|4|9|Q=no}}
+{{Group/end}}
+<br>
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|14|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|17|00}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|hogwarts}}
+| team2        = {{team away|itaintme}}
+| score        = 0&ndash;0
+| goals1       =
+| goals2       = {{yel|34}} All About Them Shrimps
+| stadium      = CIA Meemorial Stadium
+| attendance   = 109
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2019|09|14|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|17|40}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|rlmbotw}}
+| team2        = {{team away|mst3k}}
+| score        = 3&ndash;2
+| goals1       = Fraud {{goal|18}}<br>Hack {{goal|34||40}}<br> Macaulay Culkin Guest Stars {{yel|45+0}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|37||61}} Tom Servo
+| stadium      = CIA Meemorial Stadium
+| attendance   = 103
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|15|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|17|00}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|hogwarts}}
+| team2        = {{team away|rlmbotw}}
+| score        = 5&ndash;3
+| goals1       = Hey Kids Wanna Buy Some Magic {{goal|7||90+1}}<br>Hmmmmm... Hufflepuff {{goal|61||69}}<br>{{greentext|Lupin}} {{greentext|Werewolf}} BRAVO ROWLING! {{goal|72}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|15}} Fraud <br>{{goal|19}} Rich Evans <br>{{goal|32}} Hack
+| stadium      = Intercity Blimp Train
+| attendance   = 96
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|15|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|17|40}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|itaintme}}
+| team2        = {{team away|mst3k}}
+| score        = 3&ndash;1
+| goals1       = {{greentext|it ain't me starts playing}} {{goal|12||67}}<br>Get Some {{goal|32}}<br>The Pinnacle of Vietnam Kino {{yel|83}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|35}} Tom Servo<br>{{yel|17}} We're All Eating Gamera
+| stadium      = Innawoods Park
+| attendance   = 96
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|21|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|17|00}}
+| note         = Due to the red card 7.62mm Full Metal Jacket is suspended for the next match
+| team1        = {{team home|rlmbotw}}
+| team2        = {{team away|itaintme}}
+| score        = 2&ndash;3
+| goals1       = Surviving Edged Weapons {{goal|64}}<br>Fraud {{goal|85}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|27||40}} It Ain't Me Starts Playing<br>{{goal|48}} Should've Let Him Eat<br>{{sent off|2|5|73}} 7.62mm Full Metal Jacket
+| stadium      = CIA Meemorial Stadium
+| attendance   = 103
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|21|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|17|40}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|mst3k}}
+| team2        = {{team away|hogwarts}}
+| score        = 1&ndash;3
+| goals1       = CROOOOW {{goal|48}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|16}} Hey Kids Want To Buy Some Magic<br>{{goal|64}} Polyjuice Potion Enjoyer<br>{{goal|70}} A Position In Defence Against Dark Arts<br>{{yel|24}} A Position In Defence Against Dark Arts<br>{{yel|54}} Laughs In Def
+| stadium      = Orbital Ring Stadium
+| attendance   = 100
+| video        =
+}}
+===Group B===
+{{Group/top}}
+{{Group/1|cops|3|0|0|11|4|Q=yes}}
+{{Group/3|starwars|1|1|1|8|8|Q=yes}}
+{{Group/2|chavo|1|0|2|8|13|Q=no}}
+{{Group/4|cornetto|0|1|2|6|8|Q=no}}
+{{Group/end}}
+<br>
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|14|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|18|20}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|cornetto}}
+| team2        = {{team away|cops}}
+| score        = 1&ndash;2
+| goals1       = Want Anything From The Shop? {{goal|39}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|28}} I Dindu Nuffin<br>{{goal|86}} That Ain't Mine
+| stadium      = Transatlantic Semen pipeline Stadium
+| attendance   = 105
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|14|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|19|00}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|chavo}}
+| team2        = {{team away|starwars}}
+| score        = 3&ndash;4
+| goals1       = El Chavo {{goal|50||54}}<br>TA TA TA TA {{goal|67}}<br>El Chapulin {{yel|90+3}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|48}} I Hate Sand<br>{{goal|56}} Frank "Sheev" Palpatine<br>{{goal|90+2}} I Want a Purple Lightsabre<br>{{goal|90+4}} Hello There<br>{{yel|70}} I Hate Sand
+| stadium      = Thousand Acre Wood
+| attendance   = 100
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|15|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|18|20}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|cornetto}}
+| team2        = {{team away|chavo}}
+| score        = 3&ndash;4
+| goals1       = Want Anything From The Shop {{goal|5||82}}<br> The Kings Head {{goal|9}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|30}} TA TA TA TA<br>{{goal|55||57}} El Chavo<br>{{goal|90+4}} El Chapulin
+| stadium      = Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium
+| attendance   = 100
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|15|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|19|00}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|cops}}
+| team2        = {{team away|starwars}}
+| score        = 3&ndash;2
+| goals1       = Florida Man {{goal|24||32}}<br>That Ain't Mine {{goal|73}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|26}} I Want A Purple Lightsabre<br>{{goal|87}} I Hate Sand<br>{{yel|39}} Aren't You A Little Short?<br>{{yel|48}} Hello There
+| stadium      = CIA Meemorial Stadium
+| attendance   = 97
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|21|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|18|20}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|chavo}}
+| team2        = {{team away|cops}}
+| score        = 1&ndash;6
+| goals1       = El Chavo {{goal|45+2}}<br>El Chilindrina {{yel|58}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|14||71||86}} Search<br>{{goal|48}} Florida Man<br>{{goal|81||88}} Seizure<br>{{yel|26}} I Can't Breathe
+| stadium      = The Jungle
+| attendance   = 107
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|21|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|19|00}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|starwars}}
+| team2        = {{team away|cornetto}}
+| score        = 2&ndash;2
+| goals1       = Hello There {{goal|10}}<br>I Hate Sand {{goal|55}}<br>Beep Boop {{yel|28}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|12}} Yarp<br>{{goal|39}} The Kings Head<br>{{yel|14}} Ahh 'Spose
+| stadium      = Orbital Ring Stadium
+| attendance   = 105
+| video        =
+}}
+===Group C===
+{{Group-wide/top}}
+{{Group/1|lynch|1|2|0|11|5|Q=yes}}
+{{Group/2|d&j|0|3|0|7|7|Q=yes}}
+{{Group/3|chm|0|3|0|7|7|Q=no}}
+{{Group/4|gk|0|2|1|5|11|Q=no}}
+{{Group/end}}
+<br>
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|14|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|19|40}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|chm}}
+| team2        = {{team away|gk}}
+| score        = 2&ndash;2
+| goals1       = Landlord Clarkson {{goal|13}}<br>Great News! {{goal|34}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|21}} Iceman<br>{{goal|64}} Lt. Fick
+| stadium      = Daytona Beach
+| attendance   = 102
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|14|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|20|20}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|d&j}}
+| team2        = {{team away|lynch}}
+| score        = 2&ndash;2
+| goals1       = I Never Thought I Would Be 200K In Debt {{goal|15}}<br>Hug Me, Brotha! {{goal|41}}<br> Hug Me, Brotha! {{yel|65}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|29}} Agent Cooper<br>{{goal|53}} Spencer <br>{{yel|54}} Bob<br>{{yel|82}} Damn Fine Coffee
+| stadium      = El Monumental Failure
+| attendance   = 99
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|15|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|19|40}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|chm}}
+| team2        = {{team away|d&j}}
+| score        = 2&ndash;2
+| goals1       = Hammer-head i-Eagle Geoff {{goal|62}}<br>Landlord Clarkson {{goal|66}}<br>Cheerful Charlie {{yel|19}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|49}} The Gamesphere (It's Spherical)<br>{{goal|64}} ........Megan!<br>{{yel|50}} I Ran Over Oprah!
+| stadium      = Daytona Beach
+| attendance   = 97
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|15|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|20|20}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|gk}}
+| team2        = {{team away|lynch}}
+| score        = 0&ndash;6
+| goals1       =
+| goals2       = {{goal|33}} Spencer<br>{{goal|35||38||71}} Agent Cooper<br>{{goal|52}} The Cowboy<br>{{goal|84}} Bob<br>{{yel|19}} Swirl The Numbers
+| stadium      = Innawoods Park
+| attendance   = 101
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|21|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|19|40}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|d&j}}
+| team2        = {{team away|gk}}
+| score        = 3&ndash;3
+| goals1       = I Never Thought I'd Be 200k In Debt {{goal|29||80}}<br>Hug Me, Brotha {{goal|43}}<br>"Mr. Who?" {{yel|88}}<br>The Gamesphere (It's Spherical!) {{sent off|0|82}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|11}} Ripped Fuel<br>{{goal|16}} Lt. Fick<br>{{goal|90+4}} Walter in the Weatherman
+| stadium      = El Monumental Failure
+| attendance   = 102
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|21|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|20|20}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|lynch}}
+| team2        = {{team away|chm}}
+| score        = 3&ndash;3
+| goals1       = Naomi Watts {{goal|5}}<br>Bob {{goal|32}}<br>Agent Cooper {{goal|57}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|34||90+5}} Landlord Clarkson<br>{{goal|66}} Gerald, Destroyer of Cancer<br>{{yel|76}} Great News!
+| stadium      = The Void
+| attendance   = 100
+| video        =
+}}
+===Group D===
+{{Group/top}}
+{{Group/1|drwho|2|0|1|10|5|Q=yes}}
+{{Group/2|powers|1|2|0|5|2|Q=yes}}
+{{Group/3|gate|1|1|1|5|7|Q=no}}
+{{Group/4|mash|0|1|2|2|8|Q=no}}
+{{Group/end}}
+<br>
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|14|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|21|00}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|drwho}}
+| team2        = {{team away|mash}}
+| score        = 5&ndash;0
+| goals1       = 'Igger On The Inside {{goal|5||25}}<br>Pie Lord Victorious {{goal|11}}<br>Something For The Dads {{goal|43}}<br>Old Soldier {{goal|90+0}}<br> Pie Lord Victorious {{yel|2}}
+| goals2       =
+| stadium      = The Time Hypercube
+| attendance   = 100
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|14|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|21|40}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|powers}}
+| team2        = {{team away|gate}}
+| score        = 1&ndash;1
+| goals1       = Yeah, Baby! {{goal|90+0}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|62}} Captain Farscape
+| stadium      = Animation Alley
+| attendance   = 99
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|15|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|21|00}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|drwho}}
+| team2        = {{team away|powers}}
+| score        = 0&ndash;3
+| goals1       =
+| goals2       = {{goal|18}} Yeah Baby!<br>{{goal|38||44}} EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
+| stadium      = The Time Hypercube
+| attendance   = 103
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|15|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|21|40}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|mash}}
+| team2        = {{team away|gate}}
+| score        = 1&ndash;2
+| goals1       = Shot Over The Sea of Japan {{goal|13}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|6}} Indeed<br>{{goal|35}} Captain Farscape
+| stadium      = The Time Hypercube
+| attendance   = 103
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|21|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|21|00}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|powers}}
+| team2        = {{team away|mash}}
+| score        = 1&ndash;1
+| goals1       = Yeah Baby! {{goal|6}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|85}} Col. Potter
+| stadium      = Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium
+| attendance   = 102
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|21|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|21|40}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|gate}}
+| team2        = {{team away|drwho}}
+| score        = 2&ndash;5
+| goals1       = Indeed {{goal|2}}<br>Gone Fishing {{goal|60}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|29}} Tin Dog<br>{{goal|38||58}} Pie Lord Victorious<br>{{goal|76}} Fourteenth Doctor<br>{{goal|80}} Something For The Dads<br>{{yel|86}} Metacrisis Doctor
+| stadium      = Orbital Ring Stadium
+| attendance   = 105
+| video        =
+}}
+=== Playoffs ===
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|21|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|22|20}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|d&j}}
+| team2        = {{team away|chm}}
+| score        = 7&ndash;4
+| goals1       = .......Megan! {{goal|19}}<br>I Never Thought I'd Be 200k In Debt {{goal|23||28}}<br>Hug me, Brotha {{goal|33}}<br>Gary Coleman Grill Smuggling {{goal|69}}<br>"Drake, Where's The Goal?"{{goal|90+1||90+3}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|26||72||86}} Landlord Clarkson<br>{{goal|84}} Gerald, Destroyer of Cancer
+| stadium      = CIA Meemorial Stadium
+| attendance   = 107
+| video        =
+}}
+==Knockout Stage==
+{{8TeamBracket-SE
+<!-- ROUND OF 8 -->
+|R1D1team=hogwarts |R1D1score=1 |R1D1win=
+|R1D2team=powers |R1D2score=2 |R1D2win=yes
+|R1D3team=cops |R1D3score=1 |R1D3win=
+|R1D4team=d&j |R1D4score=3 |R1D4win=yes
+|R1D5team=lynch |R1D5score=3 |R1D5win=yes
+|R1D6team=starwars |R1D6score=2 |R1D6win=
+|R1D7team=drwho |R1D7score=3 |R1D7win=
+|R1D8team=itaintme |R1D8score=4 |R1D8win=yes
+<!-- SEMIFINALS -->
+|R2W1team=powers |R2W1score=2 |R2W1win=yes
+|R2W2team=d&j |R2W2score=1 |R2W2win=
+|R2W3team=lynch |R2W3score=1 |R2W3win=
+|R2W4team=itaintme |R2W4score=3 |R2W4win=yes
+<!-- FINALS -->
+|R3W1team=powers |R3W1score=0 |R3W1win=
+|R3W2team=itaintme |R3W2score=3 |R3W2win=yes
+<!-- 3RD PLACE  -->
+|R3D1team=lynch |R3D1score=1 |R3D1win=
+|R3D2team=d&j |R3D2score=2 |R3D2win=yes
+}}
+<br>
+=== Quarter-finals ===
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|22|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|17|00}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|hogwarts}}
+| team2        = {{team away|powers}}
+| score        = 1&ndash;2
+| goals1       = Hey Kids Want To Buy Some Magic {{goal|32}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|7}} EEEEEEEEEEEEE<br>{{goal|30}} Yeah Baby!<br>{{sent off|2|32|72}} Riiiiiiiight
+| stadium      = CIA Meemorial Stadium
+| attendance   = 101
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|22|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|17|40}}
+| note         = Gamesphere (It's Spherical) is suspended for this game
+| team1        = {{team home|cops}}
+| team2        = {{team away|d&j}}
+| score        = 1&ndash;3
+| goals1       = Florida Man {{goal|64}}<br>Get On The Ground {{yel|45+1}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|29||40}} I Never Thought I'd Be 200K In Debt<br>{{goal|82}} Hug Me, Brotha!
+| stadium      = CIA Meemorial Stadium
+| attendance   = 96
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|22|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|18|20}}
+| note         =
+| aet          = yes
+| team1        = {{team home|lynch}}
+| team2        = {{team away|starwars}}
+| score        = 3&ndash;2
+| goals1       = Agent Cooper {{goal|13||99}}<br>Bob {{goal|50}}<br>Rabbits {{yel|58}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|8||45+2}} Frank "Sheev" Palpatine<br>{{yel|11}} Aren't You A Little Short?
+| stadium      = The Void
+| attendance   = 96
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|22|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|19|00}}
+| note         = 7.62mm Full Metal Jacket is suspended for this game
+| team1        = {{team home|drwho}}
+| team2        = {{team away|itaintme}}
+| aet          = yes
+| score        = 3&ndash;4
+| goals1       = Pie Lord Victorious {{goal|48||69||74}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|8}} Get Some!<br>{{goal|38}} {{greentext|it ain't me starts playing}}<br>{{goal|79}} Let Me See Your War Face<br>{{goal|97}} The Lead Farmer<br>{{yel|120}} Is That You John Wayne
+| stadium      = Orbital Ring Stadium
+| attendance   = 94
+| video        =
+}}
+=== Semi-finals ===
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|22|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|19|40}}
+| note         = RIIIIIIIIGHT is suspended for this game
+| team1        = {{team home|powers}}
+| team2        = {{team away|d&j}}
+| score        = 2&ndash;1
+| aet          = yes
+| goals1       = Yeah Baby! {{goal|65||99}}<br>Scotty Don't {{yel|41}}<br>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE {{yel|80}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|71}} I Never Thought I Would Be 200K In Debt<br>{{yel|72}} Hug Me, Brotha!<br>{{yel|115}} Tiberius The Shitweiler<br>{{yel|118}} .........Megan!
+| stadium      = Animation Alley
+| attendance   = 93
+| video        =
+}}
+----
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|22|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|20|20}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|lynch}}
+| team2        = {{team away|itaintme}}
+| score        = 1&ndash;3
+| goals1       = Naomi Watts {{goal|55}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|22}} {{greentext|it ain't me starts playing}}<br>{{goal|31}} Should've Let Him Eat<br>{{goal|90+0}} Pinnacle Of Vietnam Kino<br>{{yel|64}} Pinnacle Of Vietnam Kino
+| stadium      = The Time Cube
+| attendance   = 99
+| video        =
+}}
+=== Third Place Match ===
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|22|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|21|00}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|lynch}}
+| team2        = {{team away|d&j}}
+| score        = 1&ndash;2
+| goals1       = David Bowie {{goal|73}}<br>Surrealist Neo Noir Genre {{yel|5}}<br>Damn Fine Coffee {{yel|43}}<br>Naomi Watts {{yel|85}}
+| goals2       = {{goal|54}} Hug Me, Brotha<br>{{goal|90+4}} KCA Winner Dirty Dan<br>{{yel|41}} That's NOT My Job
+| stadium      = CIA Meemorial Stadium
+| attendance   = 104
+| video        =
+}}
+=== Final ===
+{{Football box
+| date         = {{Start date|2024|09|22|df=y}}
+| event        =
+| round        =
+| time         = {{timeDST|21|40}}
+| note         =
+| team1        = {{team home|powers}}
+| team2        = {{team away|itaintme}}
+| aet          =
+| score        = 0&ndash;3
+| goals1       =
+| goals2       = {{goal|18}} Should've Let Him Eat<br>{{goal|24||32}} Pinnacle Of Vietnam Kino<br>{{yel|6}} All About Them Shrimps
+| stadium      = CIA Meemorial Stadium
+| attendance   = 104
+| video        =
+}}
+==Statistics==
+:Main article: [[/tv/ League VI statistics]]
+== Final Rankings ==
+{{col-begin|width=100%}}
+{{col-4}}
+<ol>
+<li value="1">{{team away|itaintme}}</li>
+<li value="2">{{team away|powers}}</li>
+<li value="3">{{team away|d&j}}</li>
+<li value="4">{{team away|lynch}}</li>
+</ol>
+{{col-4}}
+<ol>
+<li value="5">{{team away|drwho}}</li>
+<li value="6">{{team away|starwars}}</li>
+<li value="7">{{team away|hogwarts}}</li>
+<li value="8">{{team away|cops}}</li>
+</ol>
+{{col-4}}
+<ol>
+<li value="9">{{team away|gate}}</li>
+<li value="10">{{team away|chm}}</li>
+<li value="11">{{team away|rlmbotw}}</li>
+<li value="12">{{team away|chavo}}</li>
+</ol>
+{{col-4}}
+<ol>
+<li value="13">{{team away|gk}}</li>
+<li value="14">{{team away|cornetto}}</li>
+<li value="15">{{team away|mash}}</li>
+<li value="16">{{team away|mst3k}}</li>
+</ol>
+{{col-end}}
+</br>
 ==Exports==
@@ Line 145: / Line 785: @@
 '''/yarp/ - Invitational 2'''
-* Tactical
+* Tactical: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OksirUBam8tqQWE4maLMtiGodshV6Inu/view?usp=sharing Someone actually thinks this team is called /yarp/, looks like their mother and sister are ALSO the same person.]
-* Aesthetics
+* Aesthetics: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZjlsAw14JgZPWui3mVshipR7az8_ZAYX/view?usp=sharing Collection of Japanese Peace Lillies]
-* Music
+* Music: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1EuSMkhhMrQDCp4b3Q4nvYhu66mFjR6y3/view?usp=sharing IT'S FOUR O'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING.]
 '''/itaintme/ - Invitational 3'''
-* Tactical
+* Tactical [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ae7lXzsvs6cdNH30AT0QLE0hePrQsDuQ/view?usp=drive_link tactical]
-* Aesthetics
+* Aesthetics [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1qMnj8dMe2aVbyWy_tXV1OMRhkJWCyoqm/view?usp=sharing aesthetics]
-* Music
+* Music [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mZlM7ZLVXspskAgXkUIsX_P4zTI00-xC/view?usp=drive_link music]
 '''/cops/ - Invitational 4'''
@@ Line 169: / Line 809: @@
 '''/gk/ - Invitational 6'''
-* Tactical
+* Tactical: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1lAIqpYR7JJoRTKNm9lO15KxGjO0r55M_/view ENGAGE!  ENGAGE!]
-* Aesthetics
+* Aesthetics: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1b-VINO4Lo4h8xngFGHYmeoWaqojAHJmt/view WHERE IS YOUR KEVLAR?!]
-* Music
+* Music: <small>Let the hajis hit the *tsh* *tsh*</small> <big>[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1m6lTJxOaDrLcW4-ywZdSvPYJ4CWgz5jD/view FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR]</big>
 * Pastebin
 '''/powers/ - Invitational 7'''
-* Tactical
+* Tactical: [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/582075263261605910/1283307202899087405/TEXPORT00000000?ex=66e47eb7&is=66e32d37&hm=27769e4fad074a1dffd6e99dd26981a1f437aa3170b2be0289e663bdd2532991& I'm going to soil myself, then im going to regroup and come up with a new plan]
-* Aesthetics
+* Aesthetics [https://drive.google.com/file/d/13aYL5YsZsB6ctokz7sw2eJC9qPnU_72f/view?usp=sharing Smashing Basil, a Pimp-mobile]
-* Music
+* Music[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/582075263261605910/1283969398033485855/POWERS_music.7z?ex=66e4ed2f&is=66e39baf&hm=97e6c7861dad6fcbc463c44b538546de49db1adc803d07cd37f264324c868865& Lady and Gentlemen, Mr Burt Bacharach]
 '''/who/ - Invitational 8'''
-* Tactical
+* Tactical [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1psDnCt1DWhUkbvrSbLwzspuDCgeGClSZ/view?usp=drive_link Hold tight and pretend it's a plan]
-* Aesthetics
+* Aesthetics [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-1W7n7G-aWUmoaJbDcTlaCGP_f8EpXth/view?usp=drive_link Who frowned me this facemask?]
-* Music
+* Music [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1LnPmMrlFZalkwbFNF7IcCipOGECfXsai/view?usp=drive_link dum de dum dum de dum dum de dum weeeeeeeeooooooooh]
 '''/chm/ - Invitational 9'''
-* Tactical
+* Tactical: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1RCAAsnlCX6TYe6GNG1mxgcwI04yYj7oZ/view?usp=sharing One for the road]
-* Aesthetic
+* Aesthetic: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1hCRcuHhW_T8LfV1dgFRVi4ErC4DcYJpl/view?usp=sharing Blueprint for restaurant in severely undersized barn (council unaware)]
-* Music
+* Music: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1dtOZGBn4Cextnfwp6YhYPZh9Ky2iRJca/view?usp=drive_link V8 blender sounds]
 '''/starwars/ - Invitational 10'''
@@ Line 200: / Line 840: @@
 '''/D&J/ - Invitational 11'''
-* Tactical
+* Tactical [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1bCGtvuchZMLXDu__4f5efI11zd82GO3D/view?usp=sharing Jaw wired shut.]
-* Aesthetics
+* Aesthetics [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-txJ8skWr04qEtCEJgS8nUiq3pIVYw9F/view?usp=sharing Court case settled.]
-* Music
+* Music - [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1eoTSf3gIlE8AUr4pyRwcyvIob1eoDRZK/view Out of the way, Boobs.]
 '''/hogwarts/ - Invitational 12'''
@@ Line 212: / Line 852: @@
 '''/rlmbotw/ - Invitational 13'''
-* Tactical
+* Tactical - [https://mega.nz/file/9qoRQQxb#G-TDCHG9umv4lkkypfq4xp-sKWjLhmmYT8AJ49CIyLQ Using new database]
-* Aesthetics
+* Aesthetics - [https://mega.nz/file/x7QD0RTD#BUkAlNwNrX9yRiLVqk1vNdHHw8gh4UNlE4K7FwskpqY Aesthetics]
 * Music
@@ Line 224: / Line 864: @@
 '''/gate/ - Invitational 15'''
-* Tactical
+* Tactical [https://mega.nz/file/43gwRSwD#ng1zcGyClMHFzMdfOzOsBHPaIOJLhoa7-GgHKbM6k3g "Teal'c is so deep. Teal'c, say something deep."]
-* Aesthetics
+* Aesthetics [https://mega.nz/file/J3xQHQKb#h1-kSF8VXl83a-GzuXcy-yv0QVw8nVR-iMCNqJEj5RQ "My depth is immaterial to this conversation"]
-* Music
+* Music [https://mega.nz/file/w2413bzB#A8Bm6HOHr9SYA2-dfiI2li1R-WYr-QFRqB9KizkC9XE It's been updated finally]
 '''/chavo/ - Invitational 16'''
@@ Line 232: / Line 872: @@
 * Tactical [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1IO7Il04SYKsG-7P7CvyNJYmfc2GOlkdg/view?usp=sharing For now using old database]
 * Aesthetics [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NH5QtxIAUDn1k_g-mW-kt1kv5N8wKSQc/view?usp=sharing Midcups incoming]
-* Music
+* Music [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1u1XvxN2CYy89R0ZkWE35iA_ojkPsDsG3/ Last one]
+* Pastebin [https://pastebin.com/ZUmA8iHP Small instructions]