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|tournament=/tv/ League VI - On Hiroshimoot's Secret Service
|tournament=/tv/ League VI - On Hiroshimoot's Secret Service
|image= tv logo
|image= tv logo
|first=
|first=itaintme
|second=
|second=powers
|third=
|third=d&j
|fourth=
|fourth=lynch
|color=
|color=
|dates=September 14–15, 21–22
|dates=September 14–15, 21–22
|host=tv
|host=tv
|teams=
|teams=16
|goals=
|goals= 143
|matches=
|matches= 32
|scorer=
|scorer='''7 Goals'''<br>{{badgeicon-small|lynch}} Agent Cooper
|assister=
|assister='''7 Assists'''<br>{{badgeicon-small|lynch}} Naomi Watts
|saves=
|saves='''21 Saves'''<br>{{badgeicon-small|d&j}} KCA Winner Dirty Dan
|yellow=
|yellow= 43
|red=
|red= 3
|prev=/tv/ League V
|prev=/tv/ League V
|next=/tv/ League VII
|next=/tv/ League VII
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*{{Team away|lynch}} NEW ALBUM RELEASE [[User:Suule|Suule]] ([[User talk:Suule|talk]]) 20:31 17 July 2024(UTC)<br>
*{{Team away|lynch}} NEW ALBUM RELEASE [[User:Suule|Suule]] ([[User talk:Suule|talk]]) 20:31 17 July 2024(UTC)<br>
*{{Team away|starwars}} Acolyte Sisters... I don't feel so good... *dies*  [[User:Suule|Suule]] ([[User talk:Suule|talk]]) 20:31 17 July 2024(UTC)<br>
*{{Team away|starwars}} Acolyte Sisters... I don't feel so good... *dies*  [[User:Suule|Suule]] ([[User talk:Suule|talk]]) 20:31 17 July 2024(UTC)<br>
*{{Team away|D&J}} Drake...Where's the 90+"?[[User:ChickenTendies|ChickenTendies]] ([[User talk:ChickenTendies|talk]]) 20:35 17 July 2024(UTC)<br>
*{{Team away|d&j}} Drake...Where's the 90+"?[[User:ChickenTendies|ChickenTendies]] ([[User talk:ChickenTendies|talk]]) 20:35 17 July 2024(UTC)<br>
<br>
<br>
*{{Team away|yarp}} Michael? Yarp?, Make sure you sign /cornetto/ up properly for /tv/ League 6, okay? [[User:Blinky|Blinky]] ([[User talk:Blinky|talk]]) 21:17, 17 July 2024 (UTC)
*{{Team away|cornetto}} Michael? Yarp?, Make sure you sign /cornetto/ up properly for /tv/ League 6, okay? [[User:Blinky|Blinky]] ([[User talk:Blinky|talk]]) 21:17, 17 July 2024 (UTC)
*{{Team away|gk}} Look at this shit.  How come we can't ever go to a cool invitational, with, like, chicks in bikinis?  You know?  How come boards like that never need divegrass?  I'll tell you why: it's lack of pussy that fucks boards up.  Lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all 4chan shitposting.  If more anons were getting quality pussy, there'd be no need for us to come over here and fuck 'em up like this!  'Cause a nut-busted anon is a happy anon.  I'm on it like a motherfucker, Brad.  I'm moto, dude!  Yeah, yeah, you should quote me on it.  You know what?  You should definitely quote me on it.  This whole fucking thing, it comes down to pussy.  Look, if you took the lifelongs and comped their asses in Vegas for a weekend, no fucking divegrass.  No, in the opinion of this Marine, it's about pussy.  No, Suule's just a part of the problem.  Look, if Suule invested more in the pussy infrastructure of /tv/ than he did on his fucking gayass meme team, then this board would be no more fucked up than, say, /his/.  [[User:LT Jody|LT Jody]] ([[User talk:LT Jody|talk]]) 06:58, 21 July 2024 (UTC)
*{{Team away|gk}} Look at this shit.  How come we can't ever go to a cool invitational, with, like, chicks in bikinis?  You know?  How come boards like that never need divegrass?  I'll tell you why: it's lack of pussy that fucks boards up.  Lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all 4chan shitposting.  If more anons were getting quality pussy, there'd be no need for us to come over here and fuck 'em up like this!  'Cause a nut-busted anon is a happy anon.  I'm on it like a motherfucker, Brad.  I'm moto, dude!  Yeah, yeah, you should quote me on it.  You know what?  You should definitely quote me on it.  This whole fucking thing, it comes down to pussy.  Look, if you took the lifelongs and comped their asses in Vegas for a weekend, no fucking divegrass.  No, in the opinion of this Marine, it's about pussy.  No, Suule's just a part of the problem.  Look, if Suule invested more in the pussy infrastructure of /tv/ than he did on his fucking gayass meme team, then this board would be no more fucked up than, say, /his/.  [[User:LT Jody|LT Jody]] ([[User talk:LT Jody|talk]]) 06:58, 21 July 2024 (UTC)
*{{team away|itaintme}} hmmmm today I'll tell this vietnam war vet to fuck off from muh town <---------------------- clueless [[User:Kommandanten|Kommandanten]] ([[User talk:Kommandanten|talk]]) 15:11, 25 August 2024 (UTC)
*{{team away|itaintme}} hmmmm today I'll tell this vietnam war vet to fuck off from muh town <---------------------- clueless [[User:Kommandanten|Kommandanten]] ([[User talk:Kommandanten|talk]]) 15:11, 25 August 2024 (UTC)
==Exports==
Deadline:
* Tactical: 9th September 23:59 UTC
* Aesthetic (Preliminary): 9th September 23:59 UTC
* Aesthetic Final: 12th September 23:59 UTC
'''/lynch/ - Invitational 1'''
* Tactical
* Aesthetics
* Music
'''/yarp/ - Invitational 2'''
* Tactical: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OksirUBam8tqQWE4maLMtiGodshV6Inu/view?usp=sharing Someone actually thinks this team is called /yarp/, looks like their mother and sister are ALSO the same person.]
* Aesthetics: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZjlsAw14JgZPWui3mVshipR7az8_ZAYX/view?usp=sharing Collection of Japanese Peace Lillies]
* Music: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1EuSMkhhMrQDCp4b3Q4nvYhu66mFjR6y3/view?usp=sharing IT'S FOUR O'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING.]
'''/itaintme/ - Invitational 3'''
* Tactical [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ae7lXzsvs6cdNH30AT0QLE0hePrQsDuQ/view?usp=drive_link tactical]
* Aesthetics [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1qMnj8dMe2aVbyWy_tXV1OMRhkJWCyoqm/view?usp=sharing aesthetics]
* Music [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mZlM7ZLVXspskAgXkUIsX_P4zTI00-xC/view?usp=drive_link music]
'''/cops/ - Invitational 4'''
* Tactical
* Aesthetics
* Music
'''/mst3k/ - Invitational 5'''
* Tactical
* Aesthetics
* Music 
'''/gk/ - Invitational 6'''
* Tactical: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1lAIqpYR7JJoRTKNm9lO15KxGjO0r55M_/view ENGAGE!  ENGAGE!]
* Aesthetics: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1b-VINO4Lo4h8xngFGHYmeoWaqojAHJmt/view WHERE IS YOUR KEVLAR?!]
* Music: <small>Let the hajis hit the *tsh* *tsh*</small> <big>[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1m6lTJxOaDrLcW4-ywZdSvPYJ4CWgz5jD/view FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR]</big>
* Pastebin
'''/powers/ - Invitational 7'''
* Tactical: [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/582075263261605910/1283307202899087405/TEXPORT00000000?ex=66e47eb7&is=66e32d37&hm=27769e4fad074a1dffd6e99dd26981a1f437aa3170b2be0289e663bdd2532991& I'm going to soil myself, then im going to regroup and come up with a new plan]
* Aesthetics [https://drive.google.com/file/d/13aYL5YsZsB6ctokz7sw2eJC9qPnU_72f/view?usp=sharing Smashing Basil, a Pimp-mobile]
* Music[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/582075263261605910/1283969398033485855/POWERS_music.7z?ex=66e4ed2f&is=66e39baf&hm=97e6c7861dad6fcbc463c44b538546de49db1adc803d07cd37f264324c868865& Lady and Gentlemen, Mr Burt Bacharach]
'''/who/ - Invitational 8'''
* Tactical [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1psDnCt1DWhUkbvrSbLwzspuDCgeGClSZ/view?usp=drive_link Hold tight and pretend it's a plan]
* Aesthetics [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-1W7n7G-aWUmoaJbDcTlaCGP_f8EpXth/view?usp=drive_link Who frowned me this facemask?]
* Music [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1LnPmMrlFZalkwbFNF7IcCipOGECfXsai/view?usp=drive_link dum de dum dum de dum dum de dum weeeeeeeeooooooooh]
'''/chm/ - Invitational 9'''
* Tactical: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1RCAAsnlCX6TYe6GNG1mxgcwI04yYj7oZ/view?usp=sharing One for the road]
* Aesthetic: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1hCRcuHhW_T8LfV1dgFRVi4ErC4DcYJpl/view?usp=sharing Blueprint for restaurant in severely undersized barn (council unaware)]
* Music: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1dtOZGBn4Cextnfwp6YhYPZh9Ky2iRJca/view?usp=drive_link V8 blender sounds]
'''/starwars/ - Invitational 10'''
* Tactical
* Aesthetics
* Music
'''/D&J/ - Invitational 11'''
* Tactical [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1bCGtvuchZMLXDu__4f5efI11zd82GO3D/view?usp=sharing Jaw wired shut.]
* Aesthetics [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-txJ8skWr04qEtCEJgS8nUiq3pIVYw9F/view?usp=sharing Court case settled.]
* Music - [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1eoTSf3gIlE8AUr4pyRwcyvIob1eoDRZK/view Out of the way, Boobs.]
'''/hogwarts/ - Invitational 12'''
* Tactical -
* Aesthetics -
* Music -
'''/rlmbotw/ - Invitational 13'''
* Tactical - [https://mega.nz/file/9qoRQQxb#G-TDCHG9umv4lkkypfq4xp-sKWjLhmmYT8AJ49CIyLQ Using new database]
* Aesthetics - [https://mega.nz/file/x7QD0RTD#BUkAlNwNrX9yRiLVqk1vNdHHw8gh4UNlE4K7FwskpqY Aesthetics]
* Music
'''/mash/ - Invitational 14'''
* Tactical -
* Aesthetics
* Music
'''/gate/ - Invitational 15'''
* Tactical [https://mega.nz/file/43gwRSwD#ng1zcGyClMHFzMdfOzOsBHPaIOJLhoa7-GgHKbM6k3g "Teal'c is so deep. Teal'c, say something deep."]
* Aesthetics [https://mega.nz/file/J3xQHQKb#h1-kSF8VXl83a-GzuXcy-yv0QVw8nVR-iMCNqJEj5RQ "My depth is immaterial to this conversation"]
* Music [https://mega.nz/file/w2413bzB#A8Bm6HOHr9SYA2-dfiI2li1R-WYr-QFRqB9KizkC9XE It's been updated finally]
'''/chavo/ - Invitational 16'''
* Tactical [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1IO7Il04SYKsG-7P7CvyNJYmfc2GOlkdg/view?usp=sharing For now using old database]
* Aesthetics [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NH5QtxIAUDn1k_g-mW-kt1kv5N8wKSQc/view?usp=sharing Midcups incoming]
* Music [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1u1XvxN2CYy89R0ZkWE35iA_ojkPsDsG3/ Last one]
* Pastebin [https://pastebin.com/ZUmA8iHP Small instructions]


==EDIT FILE==
==EDIT FILE==
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===Group A===
===Group A===
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{{Group/1|hogwarts|2|1|0|8|4|Q=yes}}
{{Group/2|itaintme|1|1|0|3|1|Q=}}
{{Group/2|itaintme|2|1|0|6|3|Q=yes}}
{{Group/3|rlmbotw|1|0|1|6|7|Q=}}
{{Group/3|rlmbotw|1|0|2|8|10|Q=no}}
{{Group/4|mst3k|0|0|2|3|6|Q=no}}
{{Group/4|mst3k|0|0|3|4|9|Q=no}}
{{Group/end}}
{{Group/end}}
<br>
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| goals1      = Hey Kids Wanna Buy Some Magic {{goal|7||90+1}}<br>Hmmmmm... Hufflepuff {{goal|61||69}}<br>{{greentext|Lupin}} {{greentext|Werewolf}} BRAVO ROWLING! {{goal|72}}
| goals1      = Hey Kids Wanna Buy Some Magic {{goal|7||90+1}}<br>Hmmmmm... Hufflepuff {{goal|61||69}}<br>{{greentext|Lupin}} {{greentext|Werewolf}} BRAVO ROWLING! {{goal|72}}
| goals2      = {{goal|15}} Fraud <br>{{goal|19}} Rich Evans <br>{{goal|32}} Hack  
| goals2      = {{goal|15}} Fraud <br>{{goal|19}} Rich Evans <br>{{goal|32}} Hack  
| stadium      = /n/ Stadium
| stadium      = Intercity Blimp Train
| attendance  = 91
| attendance  = 96
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}
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| team1        = {{team home|itaintme}}
| team1        = {{team home|itaintme}}
| team2        = {{team away|mst3k}}
| team2        = {{team away|mst3k}}
| score        =  
| score        = 3&ndash;1
| goals1      = It Ain't Me Starts Playing {{goal|12||67}}<br>Get Some {{goal|32}}<br>The Pinnacle of Vietnam Kino {{yel|83}}
| goals1      = {{greentext|it ain't me starts playing}} {{goal|12||67}}<br>Get Some {{goal|32}}<br>The Pinnacle of Vietnam Kino {{yel|83}}
| goals2      = {{goal|35}} Tom Servo<br>{{yel|17}} We're All Eating Gamera  
| goals2      = {{goal|35}} Tom Servo<br>{{yel|17}} We're All Eating Gamera  
| stadium      = Innawoods Park
| stadium      = Innawoods Park
| attendance  = 90
| attendance  = 96
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}
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| round        =
| time        = {{timeDST|17|00}}
| time        = {{timeDST|17|00}}
| note        =
| note        = Due to the red card 7.62mm Full Metal Jacket is suspended for the next match
| team1        = {{team home|}}
| team1        = {{team home|rlmbotw}}
| team2        = {{team away|}}
| team2        = {{team away|itaintme}}
| score        =  
| score        = 2&ndash;3
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Surviving Edged Weapons {{goal|64}}<br>Fraud {{goal|85}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|27||40}} It Ain't Me Starts Playing<br>{{goal|48}} Should've Let Him Eat<br>{{sent off|2|5|73}} 7.62mm Full Metal Jacket
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = CIA Meemorial Stadium
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 103
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}
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| time        = {{timeDST|17|40}}
| time        = {{timeDST|17|40}}
| note        =
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|}}
| team1        = {{team home|mst3k}}
| team2        = {{team away|}}
| team2        = {{team away|hogwarts}}
| score        =  
| score        = 1&ndash;3
| goals1      =
| goals1      = CROOOOW {{goal|48}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|16}} Hey Kids Want To Buy Some Magic<br>{{goal|64}} Polyjuice Potion Enjoyer<br>{{goal|70}} A Position In Defence Against Dark Arts<br>{{yel|24}} A Position In Defence Against Dark Arts<br>{{yel|54}} Laughs In Def
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Orbital Ring Stadium
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 100
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}
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===Group B===
===Group B===
{{Group/top}}
{{Group/top}}
{{Group/1|cops|2|0|0|2|1|Q=}}
{{Group/1|cops|3|0|0|11|4|Q=yes}}
{{Group/2|chavo|1|0|1|7|7|Q=}}
{{Group/3|starwars|1|1|1|8|8|Q=yes}}
{{Group/3|starwars|1|0|1|6|6|Q=}}
{{Group/2|chavo|1|0|2|8|13|Q=no}}
{{Group/4|cornetto|0|0|2|4|6|Q=}}
{{Group/4|cornetto|0|1|2|6|8|Q=no}}
{{Group/end}}
{{Group/end}}
<br>
<br>
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| score        = 1&ndash;2
| score        = 1&ndash;2
| goals1      = Want Anything From The Shop? {{goal|39}}  
| goals1      = Want Anything From The Shop? {{goal|39}}  
| goals2      = {{goal|28}} I Dindu Nothing Nuffin<br>{{goal|86}} That Ain't Mine
| goals2      = {{goal|28}} I Dindu Nuffin<br>{{goal|86}} That Ain't Mine
| stadium      = Transatlantic Semen pipeline
| stadium      = Transatlantic Semen pipeline Stadium
| attendance  = 100
| attendance  = 105
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}
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| goals2      = {{goal|48}} I Hate Sand<br>{{goal|56}} Frank "Sheev" Palpatine<br>{{goal|90+2}} I Want a Purple Lightsabre<br>{{goal|90+4}} Hello There<br>{{yel|70}} I Hate Sand
| goals2      = {{goal|48}} I Hate Sand<br>{{goal|56}} Frank "Sheev" Palpatine<br>{{goal|90+2}} I Want a Purple Lightsabre<br>{{goal|90+4}} Hello There<br>{{yel|70}} I Hate Sand
| stadium      = Thousand Acre Wood
| stadium      = Thousand Acre Wood
| attendance  = 97
| attendance  = 100
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}
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| team2        = {{team away|chavo}}
| team2        = {{team away|chavo}}
| score        = 3&ndash;4
| score        = 3&ndash;4
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Want Anything From The Shop {{goal|5||82}}<br> The Kings Head {{goal|9}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|30}} TA TA TA TA<br>{{goal|55||57}} El Chavo<br>{{goal|90+4}} El Chapulin
| stadium      = Transatlantic Semen Pipeline
| stadium      = Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium
| attendance  = 96
| attendance  = 100
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}
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| team1        = {{team home|cops}}
| team1        = {{team home|cops}}
| team2        = {{team away|starwars}}
| team2        = {{team away|starwars}}
| score        = 2&ndash;3
| score        = 3&ndash;2
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Florida Man {{goal|24||32}}<br>That Ain't Mine {{goal|73}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|26}} I Want A Purple Lightsabre<br>{{goal|87}} I Hate Sand<br>{{yel|39}} Aren't You A Little Short?<br>{{yel|48}} Hello There
| stadium      = CIA Meemorial Stadium
| stadium      = CIA Meemorial Stadium
| attendance  = 93
| attendance  = 97
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}
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| time        = {{timeDST|18|20}}
| note        =
| note        =
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| team1        = {{team home|chavo}}
| team2        = {{team away|}}
| team2        = {{team away|cops}}
| score        =  
| score        = 1&ndash;6
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = El Chavo {{goal|45+2}}<br>El Chilindrina {{yel|58}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|14||71||86}} Search<br>{{goal|48}} Florida Man<br>{{goal|81||88}} Seizure<br>{{yel|26}} I Can't Breathe
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Jungle
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 107
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}
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| time        = {{timeDST|19|00}}
| time        = {{timeDST|19|00}}
| note        =
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|}}
| team1        = {{team home|starwars}}
| team2        = {{team away|}}
| team2        = {{team away|cornetto}}
| score        =  
| score        = 2&ndash;2
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Hello There {{goal|10}}<br>I Hate Sand {{goal|55}}<br>Beep Boop {{yel|28}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|12}} Yarp<br>{{goal|39}} The Kings Head<br>{{yel|14}} Ahh 'Spose
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Orbital Ring Stadium
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 105
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}
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===Group C===
===Group C===
{{Group-wide/top}}
{{Group-wide/top}}
{{Group/1|lynch|1|1|0|8|2|Q=}}
{{Group/1|lynch|1|2|0|11|5|Q=yes}}
{{Group/2|chm|0|2|0|4|4|Q=}}
{{Group/2|d&j|0|3|0|7|7|Q=yes}}
{{Group/3|d&j|0|2|0|4|4|Q=}}
{{Group/3|chm|0|3|0|7|7|Q=no}}
{{Group/4|gk|0|1|1|2|8|Q=}}
{{Group/4|gk|0|2|1|5|11|Q=no}}
{{Group/end}}
{{Group/end}}
<br>
<br>
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| goals2      = {{goal|21}} Iceman<br>{{goal|64}} Lt. Fick
| goals2      = {{goal|21}} Iceman<br>{{goal|64}} Lt. Fick
| stadium      = Daytona Beach
| stadium      = Daytona Beach
| attendance  = 100
| attendance  = 102
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}
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| team2        = {{team away|d&j}}
| team2        = {{team away|d&j}}
| score        = 2&ndash;2
| score        = 2&ndash;2
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Hammer-head i-Eagle Geoff {{goal|62}}<br>Landlord Clarkson {{goal|66}}<br>Cheerful Charlie {{yel|19}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|49}} The Gamesphere (It's Spherical)<br>{{goal|64}} ........Megan!<br>{{yel|50}} I Ran Over Oprah!
| stadium      = Daytona Beach
| stadium      = Daytona Beach
| attendance  = 95
| attendance  = 97
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}
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| score        = 0&ndash;6
| score        = 0&ndash;6
| goals1      =  
| goals1      =  
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|33}} Spencer<br>{{goal|35||38||71}} Agent Cooper<br>{{goal|52}} The Cowboy<br>{{goal|84}} Bob<br>{{yel|19}} Swirl The Numbers
| stadium      = Innawoods Park
| stadium      = Innawoods Park
| attendance  = 94
| attendance  = 101
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}
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| time        = {{timeDST|19|40}}
| time        = {{timeDST|19|40}}
| note        =
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|}}
| team1        = {{team home|d&j}}
| team2        = {{team away|}}
| team2        = {{team away|gk}}
| score        =
| score        = 3&ndash;3
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = I Never Thought I'd Be 200k In Debt {{goal|29||80}}<br>Hug Me, Brotha {{goal|43}}<br>"Mr. Who?" {{yel|88}}<br>The Gamesphere (It's Spherical!) {{sent off|0|82}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|11}} Ripped Fuel<br>{{goal|16}} Lt. Fick<br>{{goal|90+4}} Walter in the Weatherman
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = El Monumental Failure
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 102
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}
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| time        = {{timeDST|20|20}}
| time        = {{timeDST|20|20}}
| note        =
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|}}
| team1        = {{team home|lynch}}
| team2        = {{team away|}}
| team2        = {{team away|chm}}
| score        =  
| score        = 3&ndash;3
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Naomi Watts {{goal|5}}<br>Bob {{goal|32}}<br>Agent Cooper {{goal|57}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|34||90+5}} Landlord Clarkson<br>{{goal|66}} Gerald, Destroyer of Cancer<br>{{yel|76}} Great News!
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Void
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 100
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}
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===Group D===
===Group D===
{{Group/top}}
{{Group/top}}
{{Group/1|drwho|1|0|0|5|0|Q=}}
{{Group/1|drwho|2|0|1|10|5|Q=yes}}
{{Group/2|powers|0|1|0|1|1|Q=}}
{{Group/2|powers|1|2|0|5|2|Q=yes}}
{{Group/3|gate|0|1|0|1|1|Q=}}
{{Group/3|gate|1|1|1|5|7|Q=no}}
{{Group/4|mash|0|0|1|0|5|Q=}}
{{Group/4|mash|0|1|2|2|8|Q=no}}
{{Group/end}}
{{Group/end}}
<br>
<br>
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| goals2      =  
| goals2      =  
| stadium      = The Time Hypercube
| stadium      = The Time Hypercube
| attendance  = 99
| attendance  = 100
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}
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| goals1      = Yeah, Baby! {{goal|90+0}}
| goals1      = Yeah, Baby! {{goal|90+0}}
| goals2      = {{goal|62}} Captain Farscape
| goals2      = {{goal|62}} Captain Farscape
| stadium      = /wsg/ stadium
| stadium      = Animation Alley
| attendance  = 98
| attendance  = 99
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}
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| team1        = {{team home|drwho}}
| team1        = {{team home|drwho}}
| team2        = {{team away|powers}}
| team2        = {{team away|powers}}
| score        =  
| score        = 0&ndash;3
| goals1      =
| goals1      =
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|18}} Yeah Baby!<br>{{goal|38||44}} EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
| stadium      = The Time Hypercube
| stadium      = The Time Hypercube
| attendance  = 97
| attendance  = 103
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}
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| team1        = {{team home|mash}}
| team1        = {{team home|mash}}
| team2        = {{team away|gate}}
| team2        = {{team away|gate}}
| score        =  
| score        = 1&ndash;2
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Shot Over The Sea of Japan {{goal|13}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|6}} Indeed<br>{{goal|35}} Captain Farscape
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Time Hypercube
| attendance  =
| attendance  = 103
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}
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| time        = {{timeDST|21|00}}
| time        = {{timeDST|21|00}}
| note        =
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|}}
| team1        = {{team home|powers}}
| team2        = {{team away|}}
| team2        = {{team away|mash}}
| score        =  
| score        = 1&ndash;1
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Yeah Baby! {{goal|6}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|85}} Col. Potter
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 102
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}
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| time        = {{timeDST|21|40}}
| time        = {{timeDST|21|40}}
| note        =
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|}}
| team1        = {{team home|gate}}
| team2        = {{team away|}}
| team2        = {{team away|drwho}}
| score        =  
| score        = 2&ndash;5
| goals1      = Indeed {{goal|2}}<br>Gone Fishing {{goal|60}}
| goals2      = {{goal|29}} Tin Dog<br>{{goal|38||58}} Pie Lord Victorious<br>{{goal|76}} Fourteenth Doctor<br>{{goal|80}} Something For The Dads<br>{{yel|86}} Metacrisis Doctor
| stadium      = Orbital Ring Stadium
| attendance  = 105
| video        =
}}
 
=== Playoffs ===
 
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2024|09|21|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{timeDST|22|20}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|d&j}}
| team2        = {{team away|chm}}
| score        = 7&ndash;4
| goals1      = .......Megan! {{goal|19}}<br>I Never Thought I'd Be 200k In Debt {{goal|23||28}}<br>Hug me, Brotha {{goal|33}}<br>Gary Coleman Grill Smuggling {{goal|69}}<br>"Drake, Where's The Goal?"{{goal|90+1||90+3}}
| goals2      = {{goal|26||72||86}} Landlord Clarkson<br>{{goal|84}} Gerald, Destroyer of Cancer
| stadium      = CIA Meemorial Stadium
| attendance  = 107
| video        =
}}
 
==Knockout Stage==
{{8TeamBracket-SE
<!-- ROUND OF 8 -->
|R1D1team=hogwarts |R1D1score=1 |R1D1win=
|R1D2team=powers |R1D2score=2 |R1D2win=yes
|R1D3team=cops |R1D3score=1 |R1D3win=
|R1D4team=d&j |R1D4score=3 |R1D4win=yes
|R1D5team=lynch |R1D5score=3 |R1D5win=yes
|R1D6team=starwars |R1D6score=2 |R1D6win=
|R1D7team=drwho |R1D7score=3 |R1D7win=
|R1D8team=itaintme |R1D8score=4 |R1D8win=yes
<!-- SEMIFINALS -->
|R2W1team=powers |R2W1score=2 |R2W1win=yes
|R2W2team=d&j |R2W2score=1 |R2W2win=
|R2W3team=lynch |R2W3score=1 |R2W3win=
|R2W4team=itaintme |R2W4score=3 |R2W4win=yes
<!-- FINALS -->
|R3W1team=powers |R3W1score=0 |R3W1win=
|R3W2team=itaintme |R3W2score=3 |R3W2win=yes
<!-- 3RD PLACE  -->
|R3D1team=lynch |R3D1score=1 |R3D1win=
|R3D2team=d&j |R3D2score=2 |R3D2win=yes
}}
<br>
=== Quarter-finals ===
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2024|09|22|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{timeDST|17|00}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|hogwarts}}
| team2        = {{team away|powers}}
| score        = 1&ndash;2
| goals1      = Hey Kids Want To Buy Some Magic {{goal|32}}
| goals2      = {{goal|7}} EEEEEEEEEEEEE<br>{{goal|30}} Yeah Baby!<br>{{sent off|2|32|72}} Riiiiiiiight
| stadium      = CIA Meemorial Stadium
| attendance  = 101
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2024|09|22|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{timeDST|17|40}}
| note        = Gamesphere (It's Spherical) is suspended for this game
| team1        = {{team home|cops}}
| team2        = {{team away|d&j}}
| score        = 1&ndash;3
| goals1      = Florida Man {{goal|64}}<br>Get On The Ground {{yel|45+1}}
| goals2      = {{goal|29||40}} I Never Thought I'd Be 200K In Debt<br>{{goal|82}} Hug Me, Brotha!
| stadium      = CIA Meemorial Stadium
| attendance  = 96
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2024|09|22|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{timeDST|18|20}}
| note        =
| aet          = yes
| team1        = {{team home|lynch}}
| team2        = {{team away|starwars}}
| score        = 3&ndash;2
| goals1      = Agent Cooper {{goal|13||99}}<br>Bob {{goal|50}}<br>Rabbits {{yel|58}}
| goals2      = {{goal|8||45+2}} Frank "Sheev" Palpatine<br>{{yel|11}} Aren't You A Little Short?
| stadium      = The Void
| attendance  = 96
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2024|09|22|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{timeDST|19|00}}
| note        = 7.62mm Full Metal Jacket is suspended for this game
| team1        = {{team home|drwho}}
| team2        = {{team away|itaintme}}
| aet          = yes
| score        = 3&ndash;4
| goals1      = Pie Lord Victorious {{goal|48||69||74}}
| goals2      = {{goal|8}} Get Some!<br>{{goal|38}} {{greentext|it ain't me starts playing}}<br>{{goal|79}} Let Me See Your War Face<br>{{goal|97}} The Lead Farmer<br>{{yel|120}} Is That You John Wayne
| stadium      = Orbital Ring Stadium
| attendance  = 94
| video        =
}}
 
=== Semi-finals ===
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2024|09|22|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{timeDST|19|40}}
| note        = RIIIIIIIIGHT is suspended for this game
| team1        = {{team home|powers}}
| team2        = {{team away|d&j}}
| score        = 2&ndash;1
| aet          = yes
| goals1      = Yeah Baby! {{goal|65||99}}<br>Scotty Don't {{yel|41}}<br>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE {{yel|80}}
| goals2      = {{goal|71}} I Never Thought I Would Be 200K In Debt<br>{{yel|72}} Hug Me, Brotha!<br>{{yel|115}} Tiberius The Shitweiler<br>{{yel|118}} .........Megan!
| stadium      = Animation Alley
| attendance  = 93
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2024|09|22|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{timeDST|20|20}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|lynch}}
| team2        = {{team away|itaintme}}
| score        = 1&ndash;3
| goals1      = Naomi Watts {{goal|55}}
| goals2      = {{goal|22}} {{greentext|it ain't me starts playing}}<br>{{goal|31}} Should've Let Him Eat<br>{{goal|90+0}} Pinnacle Of Vietnam Kino<br>{{yel|64}} Pinnacle Of Vietnam Kino
| stadium      = The Time Cube
| attendance  = 99
| video        =
}}
 
=== Third Place Match ===
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2024|09|22|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{timeDST|21|00}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|lynch}}
| team2        = {{team away|d&j}}
| score        = 1&ndash;2
| goals1      = David Bowie {{goal|73}}<br>Surrealist Neo Noir Genre {{yel|5}}<br>Damn Fine Coffee {{yel|43}}<br>Naomi Watts {{yel|85}}
| goals2      = {{goal|54}} Hug Me, Brotha<br>{{goal|90+4}} KCA Winner Dirty Dan<br>{{yel|41}} That's NOT My Job
| stadium      = CIA Meemorial Stadium
| attendance  = 104
| video        =
}}
 
=== Final ===
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2024|09|22|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{timeDST|21|40}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|powers}}
| team2        = {{team away|itaintme}}
| aet          =
| score        = 0&ndash;3
| goals1      =  
| goals1      =  
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|18}} Should've Let Him Eat<br>{{goal|24||32}} Pinnacle Of Vietnam Kino<br>{{yel|6}} All About Them Shrimps
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = CIA Meemorial Stadium
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 104
| video        =
| video        =
}}
}}


==Statistics==
:Main article: [[/tv/ League VI statistics]]
== Final Rankings ==
{{col-begin|width=100%}}
{{col-4}}
<ol>
<li value="1">{{team away|itaintme}}</li>
<li value="2">{{team away|powers}}</li>
<li value="3">{{team away|d&j}}</li>
<li value="4">{{team away|lynch}}</li>
</ol>
{{col-4}}
<ol>
<li value="5">{{team away|drwho}}</li>
<li value="6">{{team away|starwars}}</li>
<li value="7">{{team away|hogwarts}}</li>
<li value="8">{{team away|cops}}</li>
</ol>
{{col-4}}
<ol>
<li value="9">{{team away|gate}}</li>
<li value="10">{{team away|chm}}</li>
<li value="11">{{team away|rlmbotw}}</li>
<li value="12">{{team away|chavo}}</li>
</ol>
{{col-4}}
<ol>
<li value="13">{{team away|gk}}</li>
<li value="14">{{team away|cornetto}}</li>
<li value="15">{{team away|mash}}</li>
<li value="16">{{team away|mst3k}}</li>
</ol>
{{col-end}}
</br>
==Exports==
Deadline:
* Tactical: 9th September 23:59 UTC
* Aesthetic (Preliminary): 9th September 23:59 UTC
* Aesthetic Final: 12th September 23:59 UTC
'''/lynch/ - Invitational 1'''
* Tactical
* Aesthetics
* Music
'''/yarp/ - Invitational 2'''
* Tactical: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OksirUBam8tqQWE4maLMtiGodshV6Inu/view?usp=sharing Someone actually thinks this team is called /yarp/, looks like their mother and sister are ALSO the same person.]
* Aesthetics: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZjlsAw14JgZPWui3mVshipR7az8_ZAYX/view?usp=sharing Collection of Japanese Peace Lillies]
* Music: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1EuSMkhhMrQDCp4b3Q4nvYhu66mFjR6y3/view?usp=sharing IT'S FOUR O'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING.]
'''/itaintme/ - Invitational 3'''
* Tactical [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ae7lXzsvs6cdNH30AT0QLE0hePrQsDuQ/view?usp=drive_link tactical]
* Aesthetics [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1qMnj8dMe2aVbyWy_tXV1OMRhkJWCyoqm/view?usp=sharing aesthetics]
* Music [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mZlM7ZLVXspskAgXkUIsX_P4zTI00-xC/view?usp=drive_link music]
'''/cops/ - Invitational 4'''
* Tactical
* Aesthetics
* Music
'''/mst3k/ - Invitational 5'''
* Tactical
* Aesthetics
* Music 
'''/gk/ - Invitational 6'''
* Tactical: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1lAIqpYR7JJoRTKNm9lO15KxGjO0r55M_/view ENGAGE!  ENGAGE!]
* Aesthetics: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1b-VINO4Lo4h8xngFGHYmeoWaqojAHJmt/view WHERE IS YOUR KEVLAR?!]
* Music: <small>Let the hajis hit the *tsh* *tsh*</small> <big>[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1m6lTJxOaDrLcW4-ywZdSvPYJ4CWgz5jD/view FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR]</big>
* Pastebin
'''/powers/ - Invitational 7'''
* Tactical: [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/582075263261605910/1283307202899087405/TEXPORT00000000?ex=66e47eb7&is=66e32d37&hm=27769e4fad074a1dffd6e99dd26981a1f437aa3170b2be0289e663bdd2532991& I'm going to soil myself, then im going to regroup and come up with a new plan]
* Aesthetics [https://drive.google.com/file/d/13aYL5YsZsB6ctokz7sw2eJC9qPnU_72f/view?usp=sharing Smashing Basil, a Pimp-mobile]
* Music[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/582075263261605910/1283969398033485855/POWERS_music.7z?ex=66e4ed2f&is=66e39baf&hm=97e6c7861dad6fcbc463c44b538546de49db1adc803d07cd37f264324c868865& Lady and Gentlemen, Mr Burt Bacharach]
'''/who/ - Invitational 8'''
* Tactical [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1psDnCt1DWhUkbvrSbLwzspuDCgeGClSZ/view?usp=drive_link Hold tight and pretend it's a plan]
* Aesthetics [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-1W7n7G-aWUmoaJbDcTlaCGP_f8EpXth/view?usp=drive_link Who frowned me this facemask?]
* Music [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1LnPmMrlFZalkwbFNF7IcCipOGECfXsai/view?usp=drive_link dum de dum dum de dum dum de dum weeeeeeeeooooooooh]
'''/chm/ - Invitational 9'''
* Tactical: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1RCAAsnlCX6TYe6GNG1mxgcwI04yYj7oZ/view?usp=sharing One for the road]
* Aesthetic: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1hCRcuHhW_T8LfV1dgFRVi4ErC4DcYJpl/view?usp=sharing Blueprint for restaurant in severely undersized barn (council unaware)]
* Music: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1dtOZGBn4Cextnfwp6YhYPZh9Ky2iRJca/view?usp=drive_link V8 blender sounds]
'''/starwars/ - Invitational 10'''
* Tactical
* Aesthetics
* Music
'''/D&J/ - Invitational 11'''
* Tactical [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1bCGtvuchZMLXDu__4f5efI11zd82GO3D/view?usp=sharing Jaw wired shut.]
* Aesthetics [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-txJ8skWr04qEtCEJgS8nUiq3pIVYw9F/view?usp=sharing Court case settled.]
* Music - [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1eoTSf3gIlE8AUr4pyRwcyvIob1eoDRZK/view Out of the way, Boobs.]
'''/hogwarts/ - Invitational 12'''
* Tactical -
* Aesthetics -
* Music -
'''/rlmbotw/ - Invitational 13'''
* Tactical - [https://mega.nz/file/9qoRQQxb#G-TDCHG9umv4lkkypfq4xp-sKWjLhmmYT8AJ49CIyLQ Using new database]
* Aesthetics - [https://mega.nz/file/x7QD0RTD#BUkAlNwNrX9yRiLVqk1vNdHHw8gh4UNlE4K7FwskpqY Aesthetics]
* Music
'''/mash/ - Invitational 14'''
* Tactical -
* Aesthetics
* Music
'''/gate/ - Invitational 15'''
* Tactical [https://mega.nz/file/43gwRSwD#ng1zcGyClMHFzMdfOzOsBHPaIOJLhoa7-GgHKbM6k3g "Teal'c is so deep. Teal'c, say something deep."]
* Aesthetics [https://mega.nz/file/J3xQHQKb#h1-kSF8VXl83a-GzuXcy-yv0QVw8nVR-iMCNqJEj5RQ "My depth is immaterial to this conversation"]
* Music [https://mega.nz/file/w2413bzB#A8Bm6HOHr9SYA2-dfiI2li1R-WYr-QFRqB9KizkC9XE It's been updated finally]
'''/chavo/ - Invitational 16'''
* Tactical [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1IO7Il04SYKsG-7P7CvyNJYmfc2GOlkdg/view?usp=sharing For now using old database]
* Aesthetics [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NH5QtxIAUDn1k_g-mW-kt1kv5N8wKSQc/view?usp=sharing Midcups incoming]
* Music [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1u1XvxN2CYy89R0ZkWE35iA_ojkPsDsG3/ Last one]
* Pastebin [https://pastebin.com/ZUmA8iHP Small instructions]





Latest revision as of 09:32, 26 September 2024

/tv/ League VI - On Hiroshimoot's Secret Service
Tv logo.png
Tournament details
Host board Tv icon.png /tv/
Dates September 14–15, 21–22
Teams 16
Final positions
Champion Itaintme icon.png /itaintme/
Runner-up Powers icon.png /powers/
Third D&j icon.png /d&j/
Fourth Lynch icon.png /lynch/
Tournament statistics
Matches 32
Goals scored 143 (4.47 per match)
Top scorer(s) 7 Goals
Lynch icon.png Agent Cooper
Top assister(s) 7 Assists
Lynch icon.png Naomi Watts
Golden Glove 21 Saves
D&j icon.png KCA Winner Dirty Dan
Best player N/A
Yellow cards 43 (1.34 per match)
Red cards 3 (0.09 per match)

/tv/ League V
/tv/ League VI - On Hiroshimoot's Secret Service
/tv/ League VII

The /tv/ League will be the first PES tournament hosted by /tv/. Teams representing /tv/ generals, as well as popular films, shows, and sitcoms will compete to become the another /tv/ League champion.

Rules

Patch

PES17, Not patched

Please use the following: The Edit File Essentials for running PES17 Editor

Format

  1. /tv/ league will be played using PES 2017
  2. Team should consist of 23 players with 4 of them being medal players in the following configuration: GGSS(S) where (S) is a benched Silver that can be at any moment subbed in, but the number of medals on the field needs to be equal to 4. The required number of GKs is 1
  3. Team can be managed, autopilot or requested to be given tactics by the Wheel of the worst.
  4. It would be highly preferable if one manager actively manages one team.
  5. Aesthetics are welcomed (PLEASE DO THEM)
  6. The prize is a place on the /tv/ team for a chosen player(manager/caretaker choice) of the winning team for the period of one year, after which he will be again included in the polls.

Tactical

  1. Centering targets as a tactic is banned

Team players

  1. Stats: 99 for Golds, 88 for Silvers, 77 for Regulars/GKs
  2. Trick Cards are defined by the regular regular cup rules.
  3. 2 free COM Cards for Golds, 1 free COM style for Silver and Normal
  4. 6 Skill cards for Golds, 5 for Silvers, 4 for Normals, 2 for GKs
  5. 3 Trick cards for Golds and Silvers, 2 for normals, 1 for GK
  6. Capitanacy is a free card for the captain (as usual)
  7. All players 175cm and below in height may have their Weak Foot Usage and Weak Foot Accuracy settings set to any amount. For non-medal players 180 cm and above, their usage and accuracy stats are both capped at 2.
  8. All medal players may have their Weak Foot Usage and Weak Foot Accuracy settings set to any amount regardless of height.
  9. All players are allowed to have a lower Attacking Prowess and/or Defensive Prowess, but not higher.
  10. The Form setting is set to 8 for medal players, and 4 for the remaining regular players .
  11. The Injury Resistance setting is set to 3 for medals and 1 for non-medals.
  12. Injury resistance can be set lower than it's intended value (8 for medals, 4 for non-medals)
  13. Outfield players may have 1 less (non-free) card in exchange for an additional player position set to 'A'. There is no limit to the amount of non-free cards that can be traded for extra 'A' positions. Extra 'A' positions may not be 'GK.'
  14. Weak Foot Accuracy/Usage are the same as the regular cup ones

Height Rules

There is one height bracket.

  1. The "green" heights, giving more total height:
    1. Three players of height exactly 194cm. (Gold Medals and Goalkeepers are banned from using this height)
    2. Three players of height exactly 191cm.
    3. Five players of height exactly 185cm.
    4. Six players of height exactly 180cm.
    5. Six players of height exactly 175cm, with normal players receiving a +5 bonus to all stats. Normal players can get additional +5 bonus to all stats if in "Red" Position (CF/SS/RWF/LWF), but they can't have a second 'A' position if so.
  2. The three players that are 194cm and the six players that are 175cm may be set to lower (194-191cm or 155-174cm) heights, but they still count as 194 cm or 175cm for height brackets and their "lost" cm cannot be used to make other players taller.
    1. Players who are 175cm may also have one additional card.
  3. Players of height 175cm and below may have 4/4 weak foot accuracy and weak foot usage.
# Height Advantage Total Height (cm)
3x 194cm 582cm Gold players and Goal Keepers are forbidden from this category
3x 191cm 573cm
5x 185cm 925cm If GK, increase height to 189cm
6x 180cm 1080cm
6x 175cm 1050cm Normal players in this category may use 1 additional card
Players in this category may have 4/4 weak foot accuracy/usage
Normal players in this category have +5 bonus to all stats
Normal players in this category can have additional +5 bonus to all stats if in CF/SS/LWF/RWF position, but no double 'A' position if that's the case
Total Height 4210cm

Sign ups

Star cast

  • Rlmbotw icon.png /rlmbotw/ This world has become an unbearable nightmare and I want my ashes shot into a black hole. Part of me hopes that a huge solar flare from the sun reaches Earth and knocks out everything that runs on electricity. Then we can all stop and listen to the sounds of nature. Get off social media for a while. See the beauty of this world we all share together... and then think about how outrageous it is that they called R2D2 a lesbian!!!!!!!! Kizzy (talk) 19:37, 17 July 2024 (UTC)
  • Chm icon.png /chm/ Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat. Blinky (talk) 21:17, 17 July 2024 (UTC)
  • Mst3k icon.png /mst3k/ We'll go from being a Cinematic Titanic to being set on a RiffTrax to the top! DrDtroit (talk) 02:20, 28 July 2024 (UTC)
  • Powers icon.png /powers/ Well congratulations numbnuts, you succeeded in turning me into a frickin jack in the box Zilyana 00:28 5 August 2024 (UTC)
  • Gate icon.png /gate/ I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jello. Potatotron (talk) 12:08, 6 August 2024 (UTC)
  • Cops icon.png /cops/ We got reports of a dispute at the CIA Memorial Stadium. All Units please respond Old Man Sou (talk) 16:28, 22 August 2024 (UTC)
  • Mash icon.png /mash/ "ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL: A SECOND PLANE HAS HIT THE TWIN TOWER INVASION ANGLE OFFENSIVE! ALL SHIFTS REPORT IN FOR A WONDERFUL NIGHT OF BASHING THIS BAD BOOKING DONE BY YOUR'S TRULY: THE U.S. GO-" *gun shot noise* MINUSFIVESTARS (talk) 01:06, 23 August 2024 (UTC)
  • Who icon.png /who/ Wait, vtubers took that name? Then I guess it's Drwho icon.png /drwho/ Whomeve (talk) 04:49, 26 August 2024 (UTC)
  • Chavo icon.png /chavo/ Fue sin querer queriendo Alexl7l (talk) 02:17, 27 August 2024 (UTC)

Backups


  • Cornetto icon.png /cornetto/ Michael? Yarp?, Make sure you sign /cornetto/ up properly for /tv/ League 6, okay? Blinky (talk) 21:17, 17 July 2024 (UTC)
  • Gk icon.png /gk/ Look at this shit. How come we can't ever go to a cool invitational, with, like, chicks in bikinis? You know? How come boards like that never need divegrass? I'll tell you why: it's lack of pussy that fucks boards up. Lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all 4chan shitposting. If more anons were getting quality pussy, there'd be no need for us to come over here and fuck 'em up like this! 'Cause a nut-busted anon is a happy anon. I'm on it like a motherfucker, Brad. I'm moto, dude! Yeah, yeah, you should quote me on it. You know what? You should definitely quote me on it. This whole fucking thing, it comes down to pussy. Look, if you took the lifelongs and comped their asses in Vegas for a weekend, no fucking divegrass. No, in the opinion of this Marine, it's about pussy. No, Suule's just a part of the problem. Look, if Suule invested more in the pussy infrastructure of /tv/ than he did on his fucking gayass meme team, then this board would be no more fucked up than, say, /his/. LT Jody (talk) 06:58, 21 July 2024 (UTC)
  • Itaintme icon.png /itaintme/ hmmmm today I'll tell this vietnam war vet to fuck off from muh town <---------------------- clueless Kommandanten (talk) 15:11, 25 August 2024 (UTC)

EDIT FILE

Day 1, make nightlies based on it and grab the database from earlier

Group Stage

Group A

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Hogwarts icon.png /hogwarts/ 3 2 1 0 8 4 4 7
Itaintme icon.png /itaintme/ 3 2 1 0 6 3 3 7
Rlmbotw icon.png /rlmbotw/ 3 1 0 2 8 10 -2 3
Mst3k icon.png /mst3k/ 3 0 0 3 4 9 -5 0


14 September 2024 /hogwarts/ Hogwarts icon.png 0–0 Itaintme icon.png /itaintme/
17:00

Booked 34' All About Them Shrimps CIA Meemorial Stadium
Attendance: 109

14 September 2019 /rlmbotw/ Rlmbotw icon.png 3–2 Mst3k icon.png /mst3k/
17:40

Fraud Goal 18'
Hack Goal 34'40'
Macaulay Culkin Guest Stars Booked 45+0'
Goal 37'61' Tom Servo CIA Meemorial Stadium
Attendance: 103

15 September 2024 /hogwarts/ Hogwarts icon.png 5–3 Rlmbotw icon.png /rlmbotw/
17:00

Hey Kids Wanna Buy Some Magic Goal 7'90+1'
Hmmmmm... Hufflepuff Goal 61'69'
>Lupin >Werewolf BRAVO ROWLING! Goal 72'
Goal 15' Fraud
Goal 19' Rich Evans
Goal 32' Hack
Intercity Blimp Train
Attendance: 96

15 September 2024 /itaintme/ Itaintme icon.png 3–1 Mst3k icon.png /mst3k/
17:40

>it ain't me starts playing Goal 12'67'
Get Some Goal 32'
The Pinnacle of Vietnam Kino Booked 83'
Goal 35' Tom Servo
Booked 17' We're All Eating Gamera
Innawoods Park
Attendance: 96

21 September 2024 /rlmbotw/ Rlmbotw icon.png 2–3 Itaintme icon.png /itaintme/
17:00
Note: Due to the red card 7.62mm Full Metal Jacket is suspended for the next match
Surviving Edged Weapons Goal 64'
Fraud Goal 85'
Goal 27'40' It Ain't Me Starts Playing
Goal 48' Should've Let Him Eat
Yellow cardYellow cardRed card 5', 73' 7.62mm Full Metal Jacket
CIA Meemorial Stadium
Attendance: 103

21 September 2024 /mst3k/ Mst3k icon.png 1–3 Hogwarts icon.png /hogwarts/
17:40

CROOOOW Goal 48' Goal 16' Hey Kids Want To Buy Some Magic
Goal 64' Polyjuice Potion Enjoyer
Goal 70' A Position In Defence Against Dark Arts
Booked 24' A Position In Defence Against Dark Arts
Booked 54' Laughs In Def
Orbital Ring Stadium
Attendance: 100

Group B

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Cops icon.png /cops/ 3 3 0 0 11 4 7 9
Starwars icon.png /starwars/ 3 1 1 1 8 8 0 4
Chavo icon.png /chavo/ 3 1 0 2 8 13 -5 3
Cornetto icon.png /cornetto/ 3 0 1 2 6 8 -2 1


14 September 2024 /cornetto/ Cornetto icon.png 1–2 Cops icon.png /cops/
18:20

Want Anything From The Shop? Goal 39' Goal 28' I Dindu Nuffin
Goal 86' That Ain't Mine
Transatlantic Semen pipeline Stadium
Attendance: 105

14 September 2024 /chavo/ Chavo icon.png 3–4 Starwars icon.png /starwars/
19:00

El Chavo Goal 50'54'
TA TA TA TA Goal 67'
El Chapulin Booked 90+3'
Goal 48' I Hate Sand
Goal 56' Frank "Sheev" Palpatine
Goal 90+2' I Want a Purple Lightsabre
Goal 90+4' Hello There
Booked 70' I Hate Sand
Thousand Acre Wood
Attendance: 100

15 September 2024 /cornetto/ Cornetto icon.png 3–4 Chavo icon.png /chavo/
18:20

Want Anything From The Shop Goal 5'82'
The Kings Head Goal 9'
Goal 30' TA TA TA TA
Goal 55'57' El Chavo
Goal 90+4' El Chapulin
Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium
Attendance: 100

15 September 2024 /cops/ Cops icon.png 3–2 Starwars icon.png /starwars/
19:00

Florida Man Goal 24'32'
That Ain't Mine Goal 73'
Goal 26' I Want A Purple Lightsabre
Goal 87' I Hate Sand
Booked 39' Aren't You A Little Short?
Booked 48' Hello There
CIA Meemorial Stadium
Attendance: 97

21 September 2024 /chavo/ Chavo icon.png 1–6 Cops icon.png /cops/
18:20

El Chavo Goal 45+2'
El Chilindrina Booked 58'
Goal 14'71'86' Search
Goal 48' Florida Man
Goal 81'88' Seizure
Booked 26' I Can't Breathe
The Jungle
Attendance: 107

21 September 2024 /starwars/ Starwars icon.png 2–2 Cornetto icon.png /cornetto/
19:00

Hello There Goal 10'
I Hate Sand Goal 55'
Beep Boop Booked 28'
Goal 12' Yarp
Goal 39' The Kings Head
Booked 14' Ahh 'Spose
Orbital Ring Stadium
Attendance: 105

Group C

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Lynch icon.png /lynch/ 3 1 2 0 11 5 6 5
D&j icon.png /d&j/ 3 0 3 0 7 7 0 3
Chm icon.png /chm/ 3 0 3 0 7 7 0 3
Gk icon.png /gk/ 3 0 2 1 5 11 -6 2


14 September 2024 /chm/ Chm icon.png 2–2 Gk icon.png /gk/
19:40

Landlord Clarkson Goal 13'
Great News! Goal 34'
Goal 21' Iceman
Goal 64' Lt. Fick
Daytona Beach
Attendance: 102

14 September 2024 /d&j/ D&j icon.png 2–2 Lynch icon.png /lynch/
20:20

I Never Thought I Would Be 200K In Debt Goal 15'
Hug Me, Brotha! Goal 41'
Hug Me, Brotha! Booked 65'
Goal 29' Agent Cooper
Goal 53' Spencer
Booked 54' Bob
Booked 82' Damn Fine Coffee
El Monumental Failure
Attendance: 99

15 September 2024 /chm/ Chm icon.png 2–2 D&j icon.png /d&j/
19:40

Hammer-head i-Eagle Geoff Goal 62'
Landlord Clarkson Goal 66'
Cheerful Charlie Booked 19'
Goal 49' The Gamesphere (It's Spherical)
Goal 64' ........Megan!
Booked 50' I Ran Over Oprah!
Daytona Beach
Attendance: 97

15 September 2024 /gk/ Gk icon.png 0–6 Lynch icon.png /lynch/
20:20

Goal 33' Spencer
Goal 35'38'71' Agent Cooper
Goal 52' The Cowboy
Goal 84' Bob
Booked 19' Swirl The Numbers
Innawoods Park
Attendance: 101

21 September 2024 /d&j/ D&j icon.png 3–3 Gk icon.png /gk/
19:40

I Never Thought I'd Be 200k In Debt Goal 29'80'
Hug Me, Brotha Goal 43'
"Mr. Who?" Booked 88'
The Gamesphere (It's Spherical!) Red card 82'
Goal 11' Ripped Fuel
Goal 16' Lt. Fick
Goal 90+4' Walter in the Weatherman
El Monumental Failure
Attendance: 102

21 September 2024 /lynch/ Lynch icon.png 3–3 Chm icon.png /chm/
20:20

Naomi Watts Goal 5'
Bob Goal 32'
Agent Cooper Goal 57'
Goal 34'90+5' Landlord Clarkson
Goal 66' Gerald, Destroyer of Cancer
Booked 76' Great News!
The Void
Attendance: 100

Group D

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Drwho icon.png /drwho/ 3 2 0 1 10 5 5 6
Powers icon.png /powers/ 3 1 2 0 5 2 3 5
Gate icon.png /gate/ 3 1 1 1 5 7 -2 4
Mash icon.png /mash/ 3 0 1 2 2 8 -6 1


14 September 2024 /drwho/ Drwho icon.png 5–0 Mash icon.png /mash/
21:00

'Igger On The Inside Goal 5'25'
Pie Lord Victorious Goal 11'
Something For The Dads Goal 43'
Old Soldier Goal 90+0'
Pie Lord Victorious Booked 2'
The Time Hypercube
Attendance: 100

14 September 2024 /powers/ Powers icon.png 1–1 Gate icon.png /gate/
21:40

Yeah, Baby! Goal 90+0' Goal 62' Captain Farscape Animation Alley
Attendance: 99

15 September 2024 /drwho/ Drwho icon.png 0–3 Powers icon.png /powers/
21:00

Goal 18' Yeah Baby!
Goal 38'44' EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The Time Hypercube
Attendance: 103

15 September 2024 /mash/ Mash icon.png 1–2 Gate icon.png /gate/
21:40

Shot Over The Sea of Japan Goal 13' Goal 6' Indeed
Goal 35' Captain Farscape
The Time Hypercube
Attendance: 103

21 September 2024 /powers/ Powers icon.png 1–1 Mash icon.png /mash/
21:00

Yeah Baby! Goal 6' Goal 85' Col. Potter Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium
Attendance: 102

21 September 2024 /gate/ Gate icon.png 2–5 Drwho icon.png /drwho/
21:40

Indeed Goal 2'
Gone Fishing Goal 60'
Goal 29' Tin Dog
Goal 38'58' Pie Lord Victorious
Goal 76' Fourteenth Doctor
Goal 80' Something For The Dads
Booked 86' Metacrisis Doctor
Orbital Ring Stadium
Attendance: 105

Playoffs

21 September 2024 /d&j/ D&j icon.png 7–4 Chm icon.png /chm/
22:20

.......Megan! Goal 19'
I Never Thought I'd Be 200k In Debt Goal 23'28'
Hug me, Brotha Goal 33'
Gary Coleman Grill Smuggling Goal 69'
"Drake, Where's The Goal?"Goal 90+1'90+3'
Goal 26'72'86' Landlord Clarkson
Goal 84' Gerald, Destroyer of Cancer
CIA Meemorial Stadium
Attendance: 107

Knockout Stage

Quarter-finals
Hogwarts icon.png /hogwarts/
1
Powers icon.png /powers/
2
Cops icon.png /cops/
1
D&j icon.png /d&j/
3
Lynch icon.png /lynch/
3
Starwars icon.png /starwars/
2
Drwho icon.png /drwho/
3
Itaintme icon.png /itaintme/
4
Semi-finals
Powers icon.png /powers/
2
D&j icon.png /d&j/
1
Lynch icon.png /lynch/
1
Itaintme icon.png /itaintme/
3
Final
Powers icon.png /powers/
0
Itaintme icon.png /itaintme/
3
Third Place Match
Lynch icon.png /lynch/
1
D&j icon.png /d&j/
2


Quarter-finals

22 September 2024 /hogwarts/ Hogwarts icon.png 1–2 Powers icon.png /powers/
17:00

Hey Kids Want To Buy Some Magic Goal 32' Goal 7' EEEEEEEEEEEEE
Goal 30' Yeah Baby!
Yellow cardYellow cardRed card 32', 72' Riiiiiiiight
CIA Meemorial Stadium
Attendance: 101

22 September 2024 /cops/ Cops icon.png 1–3 D&j icon.png /d&j/
17:40
Note: Gamesphere (It's Spherical) is suspended for this game
Florida Man Goal 64'
Get On The Ground Booked 45+1'
Goal 29'40' I Never Thought I'd Be 200K In Debt
Goal 82' Hug Me, Brotha!
CIA Meemorial Stadium
Attendance: 96

22 September 2024 /lynch/ Lynch icon.png 3–2 (a.e.t.) Starwars icon.png /starwars/
18:20

Agent Cooper Goal 13'99'
Bob Goal 50'
Rabbits Booked 58'
Goal 8'45+2' Frank "Sheev" Palpatine
Booked 11' Aren't You A Little Short?
The Void
Attendance: 96

22 September 2024 /drwho/ Drwho icon.png 3–4 (a.e.t.) Itaintme icon.png /itaintme/
19:00
Note: 7.62mm Full Metal Jacket is suspended for this game
Pie Lord Victorious Goal 48'69'74' Goal 8' Get Some!
Goal 38' >it ain't me starts playing
Goal 79' Let Me See Your War Face
Goal 97' The Lead Farmer
Booked 120' Is That You John Wayne
Orbital Ring Stadium
Attendance: 94

Semi-finals

22 September 2024 /powers/ Powers icon.png 2–1 (a.e.t.) D&j icon.png /d&j/
19:40
Note: RIIIIIIIIGHT is suspended for this game
Yeah Baby! Goal 65'99'
Scotty Don't Booked 41'
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Booked 80'
Goal 71' I Never Thought I Would Be 200K In Debt
Booked 72' Hug Me, Brotha!
Booked 115' Tiberius The Shitweiler
Booked 118' .........Megan!
Animation Alley
Attendance: 93

22 September 2024 /lynch/ Lynch icon.png 1–3 Itaintme icon.png /itaintme/
20:20

Naomi Watts Goal 55' Goal 22' >it ain't me starts playing
Goal 31' Should've Let Him Eat
Goal 90+0' Pinnacle Of Vietnam Kino
Booked 64' Pinnacle Of Vietnam Kino
The Time Cube
Attendance: 99

Third Place Match

22 September 2024 /lynch/ Lynch icon.png 1–2 D&j icon.png /d&j/
21:00

David Bowie Goal 73'
Surrealist Neo Noir Genre Booked 5'
Damn Fine Coffee Booked 43'
Naomi Watts Booked 85'
Goal 54' Hug Me, Brotha
Goal 90+4' KCA Winner Dirty Dan
Booked 41' That's NOT My Job
CIA Meemorial Stadium
Attendance: 104

Final

22 September 2024 /powers/ Powers icon.png 0–3 Itaintme icon.png /itaintme/
21:40

Goal 18' Should've Let Him Eat
Goal 24'32' Pinnacle Of Vietnam Kino
Booked 6' All About Them Shrimps
CIA Meemorial Stadium
Attendance: 104

Statistics

Main article: /tv/ League VI statistics

Final Rankings

  1. Itaintme icon.png /itaintme/
  2. Powers icon.png /powers/
  3. D&j icon.png /d&j/
  4. Lynch icon.png /lynch/

  1. Drwho icon.png /drwho/
  2. Starwars icon.png /starwars/
  3. Hogwarts icon.png /hogwarts/
  4. Cops icon.png /cops/

  1. Gate icon.png /gate/
  2. Chm icon.png /chm/
  3. Rlmbotw icon.png /rlmbotw/
  4. Chavo icon.png /chavo/

  1. Gk icon.png /gk/
  2. Cornetto icon.png /cornetto/
  3. Mash icon.png /mash/
  4. Mst3k icon.png /mst3k/


Exports

Deadline:

  • Tactical: 9th September 23:59 UTC
  • Aesthetic (Preliminary): 9th September 23:59 UTC
  • Aesthetic Final: 12th September 23:59 UTC

/lynch/ - Invitational 1

  • Tactical
  • Aesthetics
  • Music

/yarp/ - Invitational 2

/itaintme/ - Invitational 3

/cops/ - Invitational 4

  • Tactical
  • Aesthetics
  • Music

/mst3k/ - Invitational 5

  • Tactical
  • Aesthetics
  • Music

/gk/ - Invitational 6

/powers/ - Invitational 7

/who/ - Invitational 8

/chm/ - Invitational 9

/starwars/ - Invitational 10

  • Tactical
  • Aesthetics
  • Music

/D&J/ - Invitational 11

/hogwarts/ - Invitational 12

  • Tactical -
  • Aesthetics -
  • Music -

/rlmbotw/ - Invitational 13

/mash/ - Invitational 14

  • Tactical -
  • Aesthetics
  • Music

/gate/ - Invitational 15

/chavo/ - Invitational 16