/tv/ League VI

/tv/ League VI - On Hiroshimoot's Secret Service
Tournament details
Host board	/tv/
Dates	September 14–15, 21–22
Teams
Final positions
Champion	TBD
Runner-up	TBD
Third	TBD
Fourth	TBD
Tournament statistics Matches Goals scored ( per match) Top scorer(s) Top assister(s) Golden Glove Best player N/A Yellow cards ( per match) Red cards ( per match)
/tv/ League V
/tv/ League VI - On Hiroshimoot's Secret Service
/tv/ League VII

The /tv/ League will be the first PES tournament hosted by /tv/. Teams representing /tv/ generals, as well as popular films, shows, and sitcoms will compete to become the another /tv/ League champion.

Rules

Patch

PES17, Not patched

Please use the following: The Edit File Essentials for running PES17 Editor

Format

1. /tv/ league will be played using PES 2017
2. Team should consist of 23 players with 4 of them being medal players in the following configuration: GGSS(S) where (S) is a benched Silver that can be at any moment subbed in, but the number of medals on the field needs to be equal to 4. The required number of GKs is 1
3. Team can be managed, autopilot or requested to be given tactics by the Wheel of the worst.
4. It would be highly preferable if one manager actively manages one team.
5. Aesthetics are welcomed (PLEASE DO THEM)
6. The prize is a place on the /tv/ team for a chosen player(manager/caretaker choice) of the winning team for the period of one year, after which he will be again included in the polls.

Tactical

1. Centering targets as a tactic is banned

Team players

1. Stats: 99 for Golds, 88 for Silvers, 77 for Regulars/GKs
2. Trick Cards are defined by the regular regular cup rules.
3. 2 free COM Cards for Golds, 1 free COM style for Silver and Normal
4. 6 Skill cards for Golds, 5 for Silvers, 4 for Normals, 2 for GKs
5. 3 Trick cards for Golds and Silvers, 2 for normals, 1 for GK
6. Capitanacy is a free card for the captain (as usual)
7. All players 175cm and below in height may have their Weak Foot Usage and Weak Foot Accuracy settings set to any amount. For non-medal players 180 cm and above, their usage and accuracy stats are both capped at 2.
8. All medal players may have their Weak Foot Usage and Weak Foot Accuracy settings set to any amount regardless of height.
9. All players are allowed to have a lower Attacking Prowess and/or Defensive Prowess, but not higher.
10. The Form setting is set to 8 for medal players, and 4 for the remaining regular players .
11. The Injury Resistance setting is set to 3 for medals and 1 for non-medals.
12. Injury resistance can be set lower than it's intended value (8 for medals, 4 for non-medals)
13. Outfield players may have 1 less (non-free) card in exchange for an additional player position set to 'A'. There is no limit to the amount of non-free cards that can be traded for extra 'A' positions. Extra 'A' positions may not be 'GK.'
14. Weak Foot Accuracy/Usage are the same as the regular cup ones

Height Rules

There is one height bracket.

1. The "green" heights, giving more total height:
   1. Three players of height exactly 194cm. (Gold Medals and Goalkeepers are banned from using this height)
   2. Three players of height exactly 191cm.
   3. Five players of height exactly 185cm.
   4. Six players of height exactly 180cm.
   5. Six players of height exactly 175cm, with normal players receiving a +5 bonus to all stats. Normal players can get additional +5 bonus to all stats if in "Red" Position (CF/SS/RWF/LWF), but they can't have a second 'A' position if so.
2. The three players that are 194cm and the six players that are 175cm may be set to lower (194-191cm or 155-174cm) heights, but they still count as 194 cm or 175cm for height brackets and their "lost" cm cannot be used to make other players taller.
   1. Players who are 175cm may also have one additional card.
3. Players of height 175cm and below may have 4/4 weak foot accuracy and weak foot usage.

#	Height Advantage	Total Height (cm)
3x	194cm	582cm	Gold players and Goal Keepers are forbidden from this category
3x	191cm	573cm
5x	185cm	925cm	If GK, increase height to 189cm
6x	180cm	1080cm
6x	175cm	1050cm	Normal players in this category may use 1 additional card Players in this category may have 4/4 weak foot accuracy/usage Normal players in this category have +5 bonus to all stats Normal players in this category can have additional +5 bonus to all stats if in CF/SS/LWF/RWF position, but no double 'A' position if that's the case
	Total Height	4210cm

Sign ups

Star cast

•  /rlmbotw/ This world has become an unbearable nightmare and I want my ashes shot into a black hole. Part of me hopes that a huge solar flare from the sun reaches Earth and knocks out everything that runs on electricity. Then we can all stop and listen to the sounds of nature. Get off social media for a while. See the beauty of this world we all share together... and then think about how outrageous it is that they called R2D2 a lesbian!!!!!!!! Kizzy (talk) 19:37, 17 July 2024 (UTC)
•  /chm/ Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat. Blinky (talk) 21:17, 17 July 2024 (UTC)
•  /mst3k/ We'll go from being a Cinematic Titanic to being set on a RiffTrax to the top! DrDtroit (talk) 02:20, 28 July 2024 (UTC)
•  /powers/ Well congratulations numbnuts, you succeeded in turning me into a frickin jack in the box Zilyana 00:28 5 August 2024 (UTC)
•  /gate/ I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jello. Potatotron (talk) 12:08, 6 August 2024 (UTC)
•  /cops/ We got reports of a dispute at the CIA Memorial Stadium. All Units please respond Old Man Sou (talk) 16:28, 22 August 2024 (UTC)
•  /mash/ "ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL: A SECOND PLANE HAS HIT THE TWIN TOWER INVASION ANGLE OFFENSIVE! ALL SHIFTS REPORT IN FOR A WONDERFUL NIGHT OF BASHING THIS BAD BOOKING DONE BY YOUR'S TRULY: THE U.S. GO-" *gun shot noise* MINUSFIVESTARS (talk) 01:06, 23 August 2024 (UTC)
•  /who/ Wait, vtubers took that name? Then I guess it's  /drwho/ Whomeve (talk) 04:49, 26 August 2024 (UTC)
•  /chavo/ Fue sin querer queriendo Alexl7l (talk) 02:17, 27 August 2024 (UTC)

Backups

•  /lynch/ NEW ALBUM RELEASE Suule (talk) 20:31 17 July 2024(UTC)
  
•  /starwars/ Acolyte Sisters... I don't feel so good... *dies* Suule (talk) 20:31 17 July 2024(UTC)
  
• File:D&J icon.png /D&J/ Drake...Where's the 90+"?ChickenTendies (talk) 20:35 17 July 2024(UTC)
  

• File:Yarp icon.png /yarp/ Michael? Yarp?, Make sure you sign /cornetto/ up properly for /tv/ League 6, okay? Blinky (talk) 21:17, 17 July 2024 (UTC)
•  /gk/ Look at this shit. How come we can't ever go to a cool invitational, with, like, chicks in bikinis? You know? How come boards like that never need divegrass? I'll tell you why: it's lack of pussy that fucks boards up. Lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all 4chan shitposting. If more anons were getting quality pussy, there'd be no need for us to come over here and fuck 'em up like this! 'Cause a nut-busted anon is a happy anon. I'm on it like a motherfucker, Brad. I'm moto, dude! Yeah, yeah, you should quote me on it. You know what? You should definitely quote me on it. This whole fucking thing, it comes down to pussy. Look, if you took the lifelongs and comped their asses in Vegas for a weekend, no fucking divegrass. No, in the opinion of this Marine, it's about pussy. No, Suule's just a part of the problem. Look, if Suule invested more in the pussy infrastructure of /tv/ than he did on his fucking gayass meme team, then this board would be no more fucked up than, say, /his/. LT Jody (talk) 06:58, 21 July 2024 (UTC)
•  /itaintme/ hmmmm today I'll tell this vietnam war vet to fuck off from muh town <---------------------- clueless Kommandanten (talk) 15:11, 25 August 2024 (UTC)

EDIT FILE

Day 1, make nightlies based on it and grab the database from earlier

Group Stage

Group A

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/hogwarts/	3	2	1	0	8	4	4	7
/itaintme/	3	2	1	0	6	3	3	7
/rlmbotw/	3	1	0	2	8	10	-2	3
/mst3k/	3	0	0	3	4	9	-5	0

14 September 2024	/hogwarts/	0–0	/itaintme/
17:00			34' All About Them Shrimps	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 109

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14 September 2019	/rlmbotw/	3–2	/mst3k/
17:40	Fraud  18' Hack  34', 40' Macaulay Culkin Guest Stars  45+0'		37', 61' Tom Servo	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 103

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15 September 2024	/hogwarts/	5–3	/rlmbotw/
17:00	Hey Kids Wanna Buy Some Magic  7', 90+1' Hmmmmm... Hufflepuff  61', 69' >Lupin >Werewolf BRAVO ROWLING!  72'		15' Fraud  19' Rich Evans  32' Hack	/n/ Stadium Attendance: 91

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15 September 2024	/itaintme/	3–1	/mst3k/
17:40	It Ain't Me Starts Playing  12', 67' Get Some  32' The Pinnacle of Vietnam Kino  83'		35' Tom Servo  17' We're All Eating Gamera	Innawoods Park Attendance: 90

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21 September 2024	/rlmbotw/	2–3	/itaintme/
17:00 Note: Due to the red card 7.62mm Full Metal Jacket is suspended for the next match	Surviving Edged Weapons  64' Fraud  85'		27', 40' It Ain't Me Starts Playing  48' Should Have Let Him Eat  5' 7.62mm Full Metal Jacket Template:Red 7.62mm Full Metal Jacket	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 103

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21 September 2024	/mst3k/	1–3	/hogwarts/
17:40	CROOOOW  48'		16' Hey Kids Want To Buy Some Magic  64' Polyjuice Potion Enjoyer  70' A Position In Defence Against Dark Arts  24' A Position In Defence Against Dark Arts  54' Laughs In Def	Orbital Ring Attendance: 100

Group B

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/cops/	3	3	0	0	11	4	7	9
/starwars/	3	1	1	1	8	8	0	4
/chavo/	3	1	0	2	8	13	-5	3
/cornetto/	3	0	1	2	6	8	-2	1

14 September 2024	/cornetto/	1–2	/cops/
18:20	Want Anything From The Shop?  39'		28' I Dindu Nothing Nuffin  86' That Ain't Mine	Transatlantic Semen pipeline Attendance: 100

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14 September 2024	/chavo/	3–4	/starwars/
19:00	El Chavo  50', 54' TA TA TA TA  67' El Chapulin  90+3'		48' I Hate Sand  56' Frank "Sheev" Palpatine  90+2' I Want a Purple Lightsabre  90+4' Hello There  70' I Hate Sand	Thousand Acre Wood Attendance: 97

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15 September 2024	/cornetto/	3–4	/chavo/
18:20	Want Anything From The Shop  5' (82) The Kings Head  9'		30' TA TA TA TA  55', 57' El Chavo  90+4' El Chapulin	Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Attendance: 96

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15 September 2024	/cops/	3–2	/starwars/
19:00	Florida Man  24', 32' That Ain't Mine  73'		9' I Want A Purple Lightsabre  87' I Hate Sand  39' Aren't You A Little Short?  48' Hello There	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 93

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21 September 2024	/chavo/	1–6	/cops/
18:20				The Jungle Attendance: 100

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21 September 2024	/starwars/	2–2	/cornetto/
19:00				Orbital Ring Attendance: 103

Group C

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/lynch/	3	1	2	0	11	5	6	5
/d&j/	3	0	3	0	7	7	0	3
/chm/	3	0	3	0	7	7	0	3
/gk/	3	0	2	1	5	11	-6	2

14 September 2024	/chm/	2–2	/gk/
19:40	Landlord Clarkson  13' Great News!  34'		21' Iceman  64' Lt. Fick	Daytona Beach Attendance: 100

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14 September 2024	/d&j/	2–2	/lynch/
20:20	I Never Thought I Would Be 200K In Debt  15' Hug Me, Brotha!  41' Hug Me, Brotha!  65'		29' Agent Cooper  53' Spencer  54' Bob  82' Damn Fine Coffee	El Monumental Failure Attendance: 99

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15 September 2024	/chm/	2–2	/d&j/
19:40	Hammer-head i-Eagle Geoff  62' Landlord Clarkson  66' Cheerful Charlie  19'		49' The Gamesphere (It's Spherical)  64' ........Megan!  50' I Ran Over Oprah!	Daytona Beach Attendance: 95

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15 September 2024	/gk/	0–6	/lynch/
20:20			33' Spencer  35', 38', 71' Agent Cooper  52' The Cowboy  84' Bob  19' Swirl The Numbers	Innawoods Park Attendance: 94

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21 September 2024	/d&j/	3–3	/gk/
19:40				El Monumental Failure Attendance: 99

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21 September 2024	/lynch/	3–3	/chm/
20:20				The Void Attendance: 99

Group D

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/drwho/	3	2	0	1	10	5	5	6
/powers/	3	1	2	0	5	2	3	5
/gate/	3	1	1	1	5	7	-2	4
/mash/	3	0	1	2	2	8	-6	1

14 September 2024	/drwho/	5–0	/mash/
21:00	'Igger On The Inside  5', 25' Pie Lord Victorious  11' Something For The Dads  43' Old Soldier  90+0' Pie Lord Victorious  2'			The Time Hypercube Attendance: 99

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14 September 2024	/powers/	1–1	/gate/
21:40	Yeah, Baby!  90+0'		62' Captain Farscape	/wsg/ stadium Attendance: 98

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15 September 2024	/drwho/	0–3	/powers/
21:00			18' Yeah Baby!  38', 44' EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE	The Time Hypercube Attendance: 97

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15 September 2024	/mash/	1–2	/gate/
21:40	Shot Over The Sea of Japan  13'		6' Indeed  35' Captain Farscape	The Time Hypercube Attendance: 99

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21 September 2024	/powers/	1–1	/mash/
21:00				Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Attendance: 102

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21 September 2024	/gate/	2–5	/drwho/
21:40				104 Attendance: Orbital Stadium

Playoffs

21 September 2024	/d&j/	7–4	/chm/
22:20				CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 104

Knockout Stage

Quarter-finals

 /hogwarts/

 /powers/

 /cops/

 /d&j/

 /lynch/

 /starwars/

 /drwho/

 /itaintme/

Semi-finals

 

 

 

 

Final

 

 

Quarter-finals

22 September 2024	/hogwarts/		/powers/
17:00

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22 September 2024	/cops/		/d&j/
17:40 Note: Gamesphere (It's Spherical) is suspended for this game

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22 September 2024	/lynch/		/starwars/
18:20

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22 September 2024	/drwho/		/itaintme/
19:00 Note: 7.62mm Full Metal Jacket is suspended for this game

Semi-finals

22 September 2024	TBD		TBD
19:40

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22 September 2024	TBD		TBD
20:20

Third Place Match

9 October 2024	TBD		TBD
21:00

Final

22 September 2024	TBD		TBD
21:40

Statistics

Main article: /tv/ League VI statistics

Final Rankings

1.  TBD
2.  TBD
3.  TBD
4.  TBD

5.  TBD
6.  TBD
7.  TBD
7.  TBD

9.  /gate/
10.  /d&j/
11.  /rlmbotw/
12.  /chavo/

13.  /gk/
14.  /cornetto/
15.  /mash/
16.  /mst3k/

Exports

Deadline:

• Tactical: 9th September 23:59 UTC
• Aesthetic (Preliminary): 9th September 23:59 UTC
• Aesthetic Final: 12th September 23:59 UTC

/lynch/ - Invitational 1

• Tactical
• Aesthetics
• Music

/yarp/ - Invitational 2

• Tactical: Someone actually thinks this team is called /yarp/, looks like their mother and sister are ALSO the same person.
• Aesthetics: Collection of Japanese Peace Lillies
• Music: IT'S FOUR O'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING.

/itaintme/ - Invitational 3

• Tactical tactical
• Aesthetics aesthetics
• Music music

/cops/ - Invitational 4

• Tactical
• Aesthetics
• Music

/mst3k/ - Invitational 5

• Tactical
• Aesthetics
• Music

/gk/ - Invitational 6

• Tactical: ENGAGE! ENGAGE!
• Aesthetics: WHERE IS YOUR KEVLAR?!
• Music: Let the hajis hit the *tsh* *tsh* FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
• Pastebin

/powers/ - Invitational 7

• Tactical: I'm going to soil myself, then im going to regroup and come up with a new plan
• Aesthetics Smashing Basil, a Pimp-mobile
• MusicLady and Gentlemen, Mr Burt Bacharach

/who/ - Invitational 8

• Tactical Hold tight and pretend it's a plan
• Aesthetics Who frowned me this facemask?
• Music dum de dum dum de dum dum de dum weeeeeeeeooooooooh

/chm/ - Invitational 9

• Tactical: One for the road
• Aesthetic: Blueprint for restaurant in severely undersized barn (council unaware)
• Music: V8 blender sounds

/starwars/ - Invitational 10

• Tactical
• Aesthetics
• Music

/D&J/ - Invitational 11

• Tactical Jaw wired shut.
• Aesthetics Court case settled.
• Music - Out of the way, Boobs.

/hogwarts/ - Invitational 12

• Tactical -
• Aesthetics -
• Music -

/rlmbotw/ - Invitational 13

• Tactical - Using new database
• Aesthetics - Aesthetics
• Music

/mash/ - Invitational 14

• Tactical -
• Aesthetics
• Music

/gate/ - Invitational 15

• Tactical "Teal'c is so deep. Teal'c, say something deep."
• Aesthetics "My depth is immaterial to this conversation"
• Music It's been updated finally

/chavo/ - Invitational 16

• Tactical For now using old database
• Aesthetics Midcups incoming
• Music Last one
• Pastebin Small instructions