/tv/ League V

/tv/ League V: A MISSION TO MIAMI BEACH
Tournament details
Host board	/babylon/
Dates	30 September–1 October 7–8 October
Teams	16
Final positions
Champion	/007/
Runner-up	/gate/
Third	/mwc/
Fourth	/rlmbotw/
Tournament statistics Matches 32 Goals scored 143 (4.47 per match) Top scorer(s) 9 Goals GOOLD FUCKING SHITS Top assister(s) 8 Assists Wacko Jacko Golden Glove 27 Saves NO MA'AM Best player Yellow cards 42 (1.31 per match) Red cards 1 (0.03 per match)
/tv/ League IV
/tv/ League V: A MISSION TO MIAMI BEACH
/tv/ League VI

/tv/ League V: A MISSION TO MIAMI BEACH will be the fifth PES tournament hosted by /tv/. Teams representing /tv/ generals, as well as popular films, shows, and sitcoms will compete to become the fifth /tv/ League champion. 16 teams will duke it out for the ultimate prize - the place on the team for a year!

Rules

Patch

Ladies Night Compiled:

Format

1. /tv/ league will be played using PES 2019
2. Team should consist of 23 players with 4 of them being medal players in the following configuration: GGG(G) where (G) is a benched Gold that can be at any moment subbed in, but the number of medals on the field needs to be equal to 3. The required number of GKs is 1
3. Team can be managed, autopilot or requested to be given tactics by the Wheel of the worst.
4. It would be highly preferable if one manager actively manages one team.
5. Aesthetics are welcomed (PLEASE DO THEM)
6. The prize is a place on the /tv/ team for a chosen player(manager/caretaker choice) of the winning team for the period of one year, after which he will be again included in the polls.

Team players

THESE ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE ON COURTESY OF /admin/ SUGGESTIONS

1. Stats: 99 for Golds, 77 for Regulars/GKs
2. Trick Cards are defined by the regular regular cup rules.
3. 2 free COM Cards for Golds, 1 free COM style for normal
4. 6 Skill cards for Golds, 5 for normals, 2 for GKs
5. 3 Trick cards for Golds, 2 for normals, 1 for GK
6. Capitanacy is a free card for the captain (as usual)
7. All players 175cm and below in height may have their Weak Foot Usage and Weak Foot Accuracy settings set to any amount. For non-medal players 180 cm and above, their usage and accuracy stats are both capped at 2.
8. All medal players may have their Weak Foot Usage and Weak Foot Accuracy settings set to any amount regardless of height.
9. All players are allowed to have a lower Attacking Prowess and/or Defensive Prowess, but not higher.
10. The Form setting is set to 8 for medal players, and 4 for the remaining regular players .
11. The Injury Resistance setting is set to 3 for medals and 1 for non-medals.
12. Injury resistance can be set lower than it's intended value (8 for medals, 4 for non-medals)
13. Outfield players may have 1 less (non-free) card in exchange for an additional player position set to 'A'. There is no limit to the amount of non-free cards that can be traded for extra 'A' positions. Extra 'A' positions may not be 'GK.'
14. Weak Foot Accuracy/Usage are the same as the regular cup ones

Height Rules

There are two options managers have for distributing team heights, named for their traditional colouring in height charts.

1. The "green" heights, giving more total height:
   1. Five players of height exactly 191cm.
   2. Five players of height exactly 185cm.
   3. Seven players of height exactly 180cm.
   4. Six players of height exactly 175cm.
2. The "red" heights, giving bonuses to shorter players:
   1. Ten players which are either:
      1. Outfield players of height exactly 185cm.
      2. Goalkeepers of height exactly 189cm.
   2. Seven players of height exactly 180cm.
   3. Six players of height exactly 175cm, with all players receiving a +5 bonus to all stats.
3. The six players that are 199cm (if using the green height system) and the six players that are 175cm (regardless of height system) may be set to lower (194-198cm or 155-174cm) heights, but they still count as 199cm or 175cm for height brackets and their "lost" cm cannot be used to make other players taller.
   1. Players who are 175cm may also have one additional card.
4. Players of height 175cm and below may have 4/4 weak foot accuracy and weak foot usage.

#	Height Advantage	Total Height (cm)
5x	191cm	950cm	Gold players in this category receive a -4 stat reduction in all stats
5x	185cm	925cm	If GK, increase height to 189cm
7x	180cm	1080cm
6x	175cm	1050cm	Players in this category may use 1 additional card Players in this category may have 4/4 weak foot accuracy/usage
	Total Height	4190cm

#	Stat Advantage	Total Height (cm)
10x	185cm	1850cm	If GK, increase height to 189cm
7x	180cm	1260cm
6x	175cm	1050cm	All players in this category receive a +5 stat boost in all stats Players in this category may use 1 additional card Players in this category may have 4/4 weak foot accuracy/usage
	Total Height	4160cm

Sign Ups

•  /lynch/ WE'RE COOKING QUINOA TODAY! Suule (talk) 17:00 25 August 2023(UTC)
  
•  /rlmbotw/ OH MY GODDDDDDDDD Kizzy (talk) 16:58, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
  
•  /itaintme/ >it ain't me starts playing Kommandanten (talk) 16:59, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
•  /babylon/ Imagine if we built a rocket to take a man to the moon, but we swapped the man for a bomb and swapped the moon for lets say... Paris? London? New York? sgbong (talk) 18:11, 25 August 2023 (UTC)
•  /chavo/ Otra no mas Alexl7l (talk) 16:44, 26 August 2023 (UTC)
•  /007/ Surely there was a film where bond was in a divegrass stadium right? Zilyana
•  /gate/ No, no. I full-well expected the other shoe to drop eventually. Potatotron (talk) 08:30, 27 August 2023 (UTC)
•  /chm/ I was the Eighth to arrive Blinky (talk) 22:24, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
•  /mwc/ It is time show who the true meaning of manhood JohnnyGoldstar (talk) 02:23, 31 August 2023 (UTC)
•  /mst3k/ Back for season 5!DrDtroit (talk) 00:02, 2 September 2023 (UTC)
•  /ftl/ His name isn't Goldstriker for nothing Pope (talk) 18:32, 16 September 2023 (UTC)
•  /mash/ "ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL: NEW MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGHS HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED AND WILL BE ASSISTING YOU IN ALL OPERATIONS!! WHILE YOU'RE BUSY DOWNING THAT LAST LAST BOTTLE, THE BOTS WILL BE BUSY ATTENDING ALL DUTIES IN THE O.R., A.S.A.P!!" MINUSFIVESTARS (talk) 19:07, 17 September 2023 (UTC)

Backups

•  /starwars/ Crush my cock with a rock I will... Suule (talk) 17:00 25 August 2022(UTC)
• File:Lotr icon.png /lotr/ Why won't they just fly the eagles to Mt. Doom... Suule (talk) 17:00 25 August 2022(UTC)
•  /hogwarts/ HAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHETVLEAGUEVSIGNUPSPAGE?!!!!! Suule (talk) 17:00 25 August 2022(UTC)
•  /cornetto/ Want anything from the shop? (if needed) Blinky (talk) 22:34, 28 August 2023 (UTC)
•  /cops/ NOT CANCELED YET Old Man Sou (talk) 17:06, 2 September 2023 (UTC)
• File:D&J icon.png /D&J/ HUG ME BROTHA! ChickenTendies (talk) 16:23, 16 September 2023 (UTC)

Group Stage

Group A

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/babylon/	3	2	0	1	13	5	8	6
/mst3k/	3	1	1	1	4	6	-2	4
File:D&J icon.png /D&J/	3	1	1	1	7	10	-3	4
/cops/	3	1	0	2	4	7	-3	3

30 September 2023	/babylon/	2–3	/cops/
17:00	Lotte  75' The Ruse Train  82'		42' I Can Break These Cuffs  79' Florida Man  90+2' Seizure  66' Dispatch	The Time Cube

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30 September 2023	/D&J/ File:D&J icon.png	2–2	/mst3k/
17:40	HUG ME, BROTHA!  52' .........MEGAN!  60'		48' CROOOOW  82' Tom Servo	Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium

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1 October 2023	/babylon/	7–1	File:D&J icon.png /D&J/
17:00	The Punished Armenian  13', 57' SA comrades, wanna do illegal things?  45', 47', 60', 66' Hell in a Barge  80'		72' HUG ME, BROTHA!	The Time Cube

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1 October 2023	/cops/	0–1	/mst3k/
17:40			24' CROOOOW	4chan City.swf

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7 October 2022	/D&J/ File:D&J icon.png	4–1	/cops/
17:00	HUG ME, BROTHA!  47', 88' The GameSphere [IT'S SPHERICAL!]  66', 86' Tiberius the Shitweiler  79'		57' Florida Man  65' I Can Break These Cuffs	Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium

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7 October 2022	/mst3k/	1–4	/babylon/
17:40	CROOOOW  84'		6' Lotte  31', 66' SA comrades, wanna do illegal things?  88' The Ruse Train	Orbital Ring Stadium

Group B

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/chavo/	3	3	0	0	11	2	9	9
/lynch/	3	1	1	1	6	5	1	4
/cornetto/	3	1	0	2	3	6	-3	3
/starwars/	3	0	1	2	3	10	-7	1

30 September 2023	/lynch/	3–1	/cornetto/
18:20	Naomi Watts  3' Agent Cooper  51' BOB  90+1' Angelo Badalamenti Soundtrack  45'		65' Never taken a shortcut before?  35' King Gay  90+1' P. I. Staker  90+4' Cockicidal Maniac	The Void

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30 September 2023	/chavo/	6–1	/starwars/
19:00	Don Ramon  16', 43' TA TA TA TA  22', 37' El Chavo  51' Una Tasa de Cafe  72' Solo se que no se nada  5' Ñoño el Gordo  85'		5' Cody	Commiesseum

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1 October 2023	/lynch/	1–2	/chavo/
18:20	Agent Cooper  19' Swirl The Numbers  71'		15', 29' Don Ramon  90+3' TA TA TA TA	The Void

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1 October 2023	/cornetto/	2–0	/starwars/
19:00	Never taken a shortcut before?  20' The Kings Head  34' The Greater Good  62'			CIA Meemorial Stadium

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7 October 2022	/chavo/	3–0	/cornetto/
18:20	TA TA TA TA  14', 60' El Chavo  66'		86' What the fuck does "WTF" mean?	Commiesseum

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7 October 2022	/starwars/	2–2	/lynch/
19:00	I Want a Purple Lightsabre  8' The Senate  90+1' Bly  80'		75' Agent Cooper  86' Naomi Watts  8' Sailor	Orbital Ring Stadium

Group C

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/007/	3	1	2	0	8	5	3	5
/gate/	3	1	1	1	7	5	2	4
/mash/	3	1	1	1	4	6	-2	4
/ftl/	3	1	0	2	4	8	-4	3

30 September 2023	/ftl/	0–3	/007/
19:40	The Hog  40'		26', 30' Octopussy  80' I Hate Being James Bond	/pol/ in the High Castle

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30 September 2023	/mash/	1–0	/gate/
20:20	Hot Lips  48'		83' Carter	Battleship Bismarck

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1 October 2023	/ftl/	2–0	/mash/
19:40	Jason Goldstriker  10', 55'			/pol/ in the High Castle

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1 October 2023	/007/	2–2	/gate/
20:20	I Hate Being James Bond  29' Octopussy  43'		39', 41' GOOLD FUCKING SHITS  88' Dickass Rush	CIA Meemorial Stadium

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7 October 2022	/mash/	3–3	/007/
19:40	>48 Hour Work Shift  19' Capt. "Hawkeye" Pierce  28', 31'		9', 89' Octopussy  55' Your Hippos Look Famished, Mr Bond	Battleship Bismarck

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7 October 2022	/gate/	5–2	/ftl/
20:20	GOOLD FUCKING SHITS  11', 51', 84' Wacko Jacko  20', 89' McKay  79'		36', 80' Piss Witch  68' Frank Hassle	Orbital Ring Stadium

Group D

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/rlmbotw/	3	2	1	0	9	6	3	7
/mwc/	3	2	0	1	5	5	0	6
/itaintme/	3	1	0	2	8	5	3	3
/chm/	3	0	1	2	6	12	-6	1

30 September 2023	/chm/	1–6	/itaintme/
21:00	GREAT NEWS!  16' Gerald  63'		10', 44' 5'9!  20' HILL 937  25', 48' IS THAT YOU JOHN WAYNE  54' >it ain't me starts playing  75' LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE	Nurburgring

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30 September 2023	/mwc/	1–3	/rlmbotw/
21:40	Al Bundy  89'		13' Rich Evans  27' AIDS Moby  67' Fraud  39' Shoji Tabuchi  40' Rich Evans  90+3' The Black Tank Top Theory	/rlmbotw/ Custom Stadium

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1 October 2023	/chm/	2–3	/mwc/
21:00	Farmer Clarkson  12', 56'		53' Al Bundy  76', 87' Psycho Dad  85' Griff  90+1' Psycho Dad	Nurburgring

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1 October 2023	/itaintme/	2–3	/rlmbotw/
21:40	>it ain't me starts playing  22' 5'9!  33'		12' Macaulay Culkin Guest Stars  41' Fraud  79' Hack	Battleship Bismarck

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7 October 2022	/mwc/	1–0	/itaintme/
21:00	Al Bundy  10'			Transatlantic Semen Pipeline

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7 October 2022	/rlmbotw/	3–3	/chm/
21:40	Hack  2', 51', 83'		10', 34' MATES WHO WANTS SIPPA DIS LOIGHTA FLUID  18' JAMES GIVES IN TO THE VOICES  59' CEMENT!	/rlmbotw/ Custom Stadium

Knockout Stage

Quarter-finals

 /babylon/

3

 /mwc/

4

 /chavo/

2

 /gate/

3

 /007/

1

 /lynch/

1

 /rlmbotw/

3

 /mst3k/

2

Semi-finals

 /mwc/

1

 /gate/

1

 /007/

4

 /rlmbotw/

3

Final

 /gate/

3

 /007/

4

Third Place Match

 /mwc/

4

 /rlmbotw/

2

Quarter-finals

8 October 2023	/babylon/	3–4 (a.e.t.)	/mwc/
17:00	The Punished Armenian  2' Judicial Speedrunning Autism  11' SA comrades, wanna do illegal things?  76' Die Lugenpresse  73' Lotte  109' Judicial Speedrunning Autism  118'		8', 68', 85', 105+2' Al Bundy  45+1' Grandmaster B  86' The Wankers	The Time Cube

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8 October 2023	/chavo/	2–3 (a.e.t.)	/gate/
17:40	Don Ramon  13' El Chavo  25' TA TA TA TA  35'		9', 87' Carter  101' GOOLD FUCKING SHITS  113' Captain Farscape	Commiesseum

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8 October 2023	/007/	1–1 (a.e.t.)	/lynch/
18:20	I Hate Being James Bond  110' Can't We Talk This Over  97'		100' Agent Cooper	CIA Meemorial Stadium
		Penalties
	DR NO WHO THROWS A HAT Octopussy I Hate Being James Bond	3–0	Cooking With Lynch BOB Agent Cooper

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8 October 2023	/rlmbotw/	3–2	/mst3k/
19:00	Hack  27' Macaulay Culkin Guest Stars  49' Fraud  61'		70' Tom Servo  90+3' CROOOOW	/rlmbotw/ Custom Stadium

Semi-finals

8 October 2023	/mwc/	0–1	/gate/
19:40	Buck  24' Officer Dan  90+1'		90+1' GOOLD FUCKING SHITS  10' BA'AL	Transatlantic Semen Pipeline

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8 October 2023	/007/	4–3 (a.e.t.)	/rlmbotw/
20:20	I Hate Being James Bond  43', 108' Octopussy  45+1', 116' Please Return It In One Piece  98'		67' Fraud  77' Rich Evans  119' Macaulay Culkin Guest Stars	CIA Meemorial Stadium

Third Place Match

8 October 2023	/mwc/	4–2 (a.e.t.)	/rlmbotw/
21:00	Peggy  51' BIG UNS  90+2' Psycho Dad  98' Al Bundy  111'		43', 60' Hack  6' Black Spine Edition  118' Autoerotique Asphyxiation Joke	/rlmbotw/ Custom Stadium

Final

8 October 2023	/gate/	3–4 (a.e.t.)	/007/
21:40	Indeed  56' GOOLD FUCKING SHITS  68', 85'		41' Your Hippos Look Famished, Mr Bond  44', 80', 105+1' I Hate Being James Bond  32' Austin Powers	CIA Meemorial Stadium

Statistics

Main article: /tv/ League V statistics

Final Rankings

1.  /007/
2.  /gate/
3.  /mwc/
4.  /rlmbotw/

5.  /lynch/
6.  /babylon/
7.  /chavo/
7.  /mst3k/

9.  /mash/
10. File:D&J icon.png /D&J/
11.  /itaintme/
12.  /cops/

13.  /cornetto/
14.  /ftl/
15.  /chm/
16.  /starwars/

Exports

Deadline:

• Tactical: 23th September 23:59 UTC
• Aesthetic (Preliminary): 24th September 23:59 UTC
• Aesthetic Final: 28th September 23:59 UTC

/lynch/ - Invitational 1

• Tactical
• Aesthetics
• Music

/cornetto/ - Invitational 2

• Tactical No luck scorin' them goals then?
• Aesthetics What's the matter, /tv/ League?, never taken a shortcut before?
• Music It's not Hip Hop it's Electro, prick

/itaintme/ - Invitational 3

• Tactical >IT AIN'T ME
• Aesthetics >IT AIN'T ME
• Music >I'M NO SENATOR SON

/cops/ - Invitational 4

• Tactical
• Aesthetics
• Music

/mst3k/ - Invitational 5

• Tactical
• Aesthetics
• Music

/mwc/ - Invitational 6

• Tactical Al Bundy would never cheat
• Aesthetics Looking good in that Polk High Uniform Al!
• Music Updated 4CCM Psycho dad knockout edition
• Pastebin If not available for the first games on Sunday

/007/ - Invitational 7

• Tactical A new movie that surely wont suck
• Aesthetics New Suit
• Music music to dance and kill to

/babylon/ - Invitational 8

• Tactical Tactics even Gennat couldn't figure out
• Aesthetics A €50mil costume budget
• Music Catchy electro-swing

/chm/ - Invitational 9

• Tactical Plans for a Diddly Squat restaurant, what could possibly go wrong?
• Aesthetic Blueprint for "The Excellent"
• Music James May doesn't like Belinda Carlisle

/starwars/ - Invitational 10

• Tactical
• Aesthetics
• Music

/D&J/ - Invitational 11

• Tactical I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE $200K IN DEBT unfugged tacs uploaded
• Aesthetics I FOUND A WAY
• Music I FOUND A WAYYYYYY! (increased audience chant volume)

/ftl/ - Invitational 12

• Tactical - WHEEL OF THE WORST
• Aesthetics - JET IT UP
• Music - why do so many fish make music?

/rlmbotw/ - Invitational 13

• Tactical - That's right Mike, we will be submitting tactics on-time for /tv/ League V
• Aesthetics - v2 Aesthetics, now with AIDS and old people
• Music - Option between the standard goal horn best of the best of the worst megamix, or randomized goal horns. Oh, and that fucker Rich Evans.
• Stadium (raw files) - Replaces stadium slot 60 which is /vg/'s stadium. Night time setting seems most ideal for lighting.
• Stadium (4cc_32_stadiums2.cpk) - CPK version instead of raw stadium files. Drag and drop into PES download folder. It'll still have /vg/ stadium name but everything else should work.
• Pastebin - Words, words, and more words (updated for final day v2))

/mash/ - Invitational 14

• Tactical - WHEEL OF THE WORST
• Aesthetics
• Music

/gate/ - Invitational 15

• Tactical
• Aesthetics
• Music

/chavo/ - Invitational 16

• Tactical Y NO
• Aesthetics TE DOY "Ball"
• Music OTRA NOMAS
• Pastebin PORQUE MI ABUELITA ESTA VIENDO ESTO