Divegrass Before Christmas 5: Christmas on Easter Island

Divegrass Before Christmas 5: Christmas on Easter Island
Tournament details
Host board	/🗿/
Dates	6–15 December 2024
Teams	40
Final positions
Champion	TBD
Runner-up	TBD
Third	TBD
Fourth	TBD
Tournament statistics Matches 40 Goals scored 150 (3.75 per match) Top scorer(s) Top assister(s) Golden Glove Best player Yellow cards 65 (1.63 per match) Red cards 2 (0.05 per match)
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Group Stage

Group A

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/ytp/	3	2	1	0	8	5	3	7
/ahem/	3	1	1	1	6	8	-2	4
/retardy/	3	1	0	2	9	7	2	3
/🗿/	3	1	0	2	3	6	-3	3

6 December 2024	/🗿/	2–1	/retardy/
17:00	Imma head in  57' Head empty  75' Alright Imma head out  28' It's too hot  35'		41' Little intellect

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6 December 2024	/ytp/	2–2	/ahem/
17:40	Morshu  7' Pingas  55'		8' *tink tink tink*  22' AHEM!  69' Fuck Dykes  90+3' Who allowed this nigger in here

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8 December 2024	/🗿/	1–3	/ytp/
19:40	Alright Imma head out  44' Stone  71'		18' Morshu  53' Cartlon Beaenkes  84' Pingas  2' Michael Rosen

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8 December 2024	/retardy/	6–2	/ahem/
20:20 Note: Retardy rules	It's time to duel!!!  13' JEWario  69', 90+1' Bonus star: Tackles  90+5' Bonus star: Highest player rating  90+5' Bonus star: Least amount of crosses  90+5' Fug  14'		55' *tink tink tink*  59' AHEM!

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11 December 2024	/ytp/	3–2	/retardy/
17:00 Note: Retardy and Wimp Lo rules	Dominant left field play  90+5' Least amount of corner kicks  90+5' Most shots off target  90+5'		59' Fug  90+5' Least amount of corner kicks

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11 December 2024	/ahem/	2–0	/🗿/
17:40	*tink tink tink*  40' Who allowed this nigger in here?  51' Oh for goodness sake jaaaanny!!!  29'		66' Bruh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Group B

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/parappa/	3	3	0	0	11	5	6	9
/HAHA/	3	1	0	2	9	6	3	3
/izakaya/	3	1	0	2	5	6	-1	3
/rats/	3	1	0	2	5	13	-8	3

6 December 2024	/izakaya/	1–2	/rats/
18:20	Drink with the oni  48' (In)edible bird  8'		23' Now I get to be the giant rat  72' m i c h a e l  3' This clown's out of control

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6 December 2024	/HAHA/	1–3	/parappa/
19:00	DoKing  57'		6', 44' I gotta believe  90+3' Chinese

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8 December 2024	/izakaya/	2–1	/HAHA/
21:00	(In)edible bird  11', 44' Tags: Cheap, premium, filling  34'		16' Crowki

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8 December 2024	/rats/	2–5	/parappa/
21:40	Giant rat that makes all the rules  43', 65' We're rats  73'		19' Kick punch it's all in the mind  27', 57' I gotta believe  59', 90+5' Chinese  59' Kick punch it's all in the mind

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11 December 2024	/HAHA/	7–1	/rats/
18:20	DoKing  21' Laughing Bird  54', 63', 90+5' Crowki  66', 79' The true self  90+0'		45+0' Giant rat that makes all the rules

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11 December 2024	/parappa/	3–2	/izakaya/
19:00 Note: /parappa/'s I gotta believe was injured at 81' and did not return	I gotta believe  50', 66' Leave it to Lammy  84' Step on the gas  38'		68', 83' (In)edible bird  29' RumiaBeeg  77' Is that bird edible?  81' Fumo Cooking  83' I want everything

Group C

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/srt/	3	3	0	0	9	1	8	9
/troubleshooter/	3	2	0	1	6	6	0	6
/jrpg/	3	1	0	2	10	5	5	3
/KH/	3	0	0	3	2	15	-13	0

6 December 2024	/jrpg/	0–1	/srt/
19:40			69' Ms. Perfect  81' *ties ponytail* Sensei, sex now!

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6 December 2024	/troubleshooter/	2–1	/KH/
20:20	Heroic Autism  6' Is that a Mungo!? He's got a  90+4'		19' Too retarded to be evil  42' They'll pay for this

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9 December 2024	/jrpg/	2–3	/troubleshooter/
17:00	Haw Haw Haw  30' Hoes mad  53' Impossible is just a word  75'		5', 17', 37' Is that a Mungo!? He's got a  59' >Their robot

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9 December 2024	/srt/	5–0	/KH/
17:40	Ms. Perfect  9', 66' *Ties ponytail* Sensei, sex now! 23' Bullied by birds  39', 63' Drone Striker  37'

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11 December 2024	/troubleshooter/	1–3	/srt/
19:40	Is that a Mungo!? He's got a  85' Pedobat  90+2'		11', 50' Bullied by birds  45+3' Helmet gang honorary member

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11 December 2024	/KH/	1–8	/jrpg/
20:20 Note: RIGGED	Too retarded to be evil  68' (pen.)		12', 33', 77', 90+1' Hoes mad  38', 61', 81' F.O.E.  52' Haw Haw Haw  23' JP only

Group D

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/numbersstation/	3	2	1	0	10	7	3	7
/skynetFC/	3	2	0	1	7	5	2	6
/ux/	3	0	2	1	4	5	-1	2
/PRR/	3	0	1	2	5	9	-4	1

6 December 2024	/numbersstation/	2–1	/skynetFC/
21:00	UVB 76  19' Morse code stations  90+2' Sleeper agent  24'		58' Dev hate

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6 December 2024	/ux/	0–0	/PRR/
21:40	Schizawo  70' Bashful Frankenstein  72' Laughing Siscon  78' Birb wife  90+2'		1' J. Edgar Thomson  2' Centipedes

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9 December 2024	/numbersstation/	3–3	/ux/
18:20 Note: /ux/'s Schizawo is suspended for this match	Lincolnshire poacher  28', 80' Magnetic fields  48'		3' Fixed 69 damage  43' Birb wife  72' /x/ tan's X files  9' High impact eye contact

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9 December 2024	/skynetFC/	4–2	/PRR/
19:00	Neuro-Sama  17', 72' 5 million evil plushies  38' {{{bigger}}}  70'		69' Raymond Loewy  82' Broadway limited  1', 40' J. Edgar Thomson

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11 December 2024	/ux/	1–2	/skynetFC/
21:00	/x/ tan's X files  70' Cunninglinguist  13' Short fuse  60' Fixed 69 damage  82'		50', 73' Neuro Sama

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11 December 2024	/PRR/	3–5	/numbersstation/
21:40 Note: /PRR/'s J. Edgar Thomson is suspended for this match	Spirit of Altoona 1361  29', 53' GG1  43'		8' Magnetic fields  42' (pen.), 69', 88' Lincolnshire poacher  81' Cherry ripe  52' Sleeper agent  61' UVB-76  72' Magnetic fields  77' Swedish rhapsody

Group E

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/essex/	3	2	0	1	8	5	3	6
/fluff/	3	2	0	1	5	4	1	6
/honk/	3	1	1	1	2	4	-2	4
/joshu/	3	0	1	2	6	8	-2	1

7 December 2024	/essex/	1–2	/fluff/
17:00	Santasex  4'		90+1' Fox wife, happy life  90+4' Mofumofu

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7 December 2024	/joshu/	1–1	/honk/
17:40	Joshuposting!  70' 6 more months of Joshu!  88'		21' Honk  19' Feliz Navihonk  70' Honks will roll

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9 December 2024	/essex/	4–3	/joshu/
19:40	Santasex  18' Kimi Raikosex  21' Dumbsex  50' Sneedsex  56'		52' Erotic Koyo knees!  68' Holy shit its Joshuluer I care now!  82' 6 more months of Joshu!

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9 December 2024	/fluff/	0–1	/honk/
20:20	That fucking fox that I love  38' Fox wife, happy life  66'		29' Honk  63' I want a bikehorn for Honkmas

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12 December 2024	/joshu/	2–3	/fluff/
17:00	6 more months of Joshu!  14' JoshuPosting!  90+4'		12', 80' The fluff ancestor  74' Ke kekeke~

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12 December 2024	/honk/	0–3	/essex/
17:40			3' Sneedsex  36' Dumbsex  68' Santasex

Group F

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/AG/	3	3	0	0	10	5	5	9
/4ccg/	3	2	0	1	9	6	3	6
/nijiID/	3	1	0	2	6	6	0	3
/miiverse/	3	0	0	3	3	11	-8	0

7 December 2024	/AG/	4–2	/miiverse/
18:20	You should feed yourself now  18' Big sis Ember  28' Queen of /AG/  60' Where's the skeb pink cat  90+1' What Vtuber has the best squeeze zone  52'		35' Meme run  77' Bigley  72' That ain't Falco  89' Pr*ject M

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7 December 2024	/nijiID/	2–3	/4ccg/
19:00	Azure Determination  62' Seinle Historian  75' Siskuy  21'		25', 39', 61' Page 9  35' KWABccg  90+1' Endless Cupwars

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9 December 2024	/AG/	2–0	/nijiID/
21:00	You should feed yourself now  58' The architect  63'		50' Automapon

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9 December 2024	/miiverse/	0–3	/4ccg/
21:40	Meme run  88'		21' /pw/ brainrot  44', 64' Endless cupwars

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12 December 2024	/nijiID/	4–1	/miiverse/
18:20	Viral on Fansly  16' Azure determination  26', 83' Flip banisher  30'		80' Uh, all the black people  20' The bard

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12 December 2024	/4ccg/	3–4	/AG/
19:00 Note: Eggsdra dime and Benuldies ON	Endless cupwars  26', 76' /pw/ Brainrot  31'		12', 45+2', 61' The architect  15' Queen of /AG/

Group G

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/LAD/	3	2	1	0	4	2	2	7
/pcmx/	3	2	0	1	11	8	3	6
/copalib/	3	1	0	2	7	8	-1	3
/San Marino/	3	0	1	2	3	7	-4	1

7 December 2024	/pcmx/	1–2	/LAD/
19:40	Double Pesos  75'		52' Mookie Betts  86' Freddie Freeman

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7 December 2024	/San Marino/	1–2	/copalib/
20:20	Massimo Bonini  65' Edoardo Colombo  4' Lorenzo Lazzari  38' Alessandro Golinucci  79'		4' (pen.) Perro Caca  48' Uma Delícia	something indonesia

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10 December 2024	/pcmx/	5–2	/San Marino/
17:00	Tropical Mexican  6', 19', 84', 90+0' Rei Jimenez  90+2' ¡Soy Lia!  54'		49' Edorado Colombo  86' Davide Gualtieri  49' Massimo Bonini

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10 December 2024	/LAD/	2–1	/copalib/
17:40	The 700 mirrion dorrar man  24' Kike Hernandez  90+0'		31' The strongest

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12 December 2024	/San Marino/	0–0	/LAD/
19:40			76' Jack Flaherty

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12 December 2024	/copalib/	4–5	/pcmx/
20:20	Uma Delícia  13' The strongest  16' Perro Caca  20', 39' Uma Delícia  82'		4', 37', 45+1' Tropical Mexican  73' Rei Jimenez  78' Rinmamacita  12' ¡Soy Lia!

Group H

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/madness/	3	2	0	1	7	3	4	6
/tm/	3	2	0	1	8	5	3	6
/slush/	3	2	0	1	6	4	2	6
/hlm/	3	0	0	3	1	10	-9	0

7 December 2024	/madness/	1–2	/tm/
21:00	Tricky  62' The Auditor  81' 1337  90+6'		55' Mr. Zombie  83' Sweet tooth

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7 December 2024	/hlm/	0–2	/slush/
21:40			49' Activation word: Ronald McStickmin  59' Standrew  76' Guy who dies a lot

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10 December 2024	/madness/	4–0	/hlm/
18:20	Hank  14', 77' Sanford  23', 43' Sanford  65'

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10 December 2024	/tm/	2–3	/slush/
19:00 Note: /slush/'s Spawn tomahawks! was injured at 42' and did not return	Needles  12', 19' Mr. Grimm  14' Your wish is granted  42'		24' Bro? Your Steric?  40' Spawn tomahawks!  90+1' Danage+++

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12 December 2024	/hlm/	1–4	/tm/
21:00	Gotta get a grip  42'		3' Sweet tooth  20' Mr. Zombie  35' Needles  63' >Appears in one game

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12 December 2024	/slush/	1–2	/madness/
21:40	Danage+++  19'		23', 64' Hank  35' Mag agent  57' Unfortunate grunt

Group I

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/hfz/	3	1	2	0	9	5	4	5
/暁Records/	3	1	1	1	5	6	-1	4
/myth/	3	1	1	1	4	5	-1	4
/2huremix/	3	1	0	2	6	8	-2	3

8 December 2024	/暁Records/	0–3	/2huremix/
17:00			25', 54' Akatsuki records  35' Secondary apple  15' Medieval style

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8 December 2024	/myth/	1–1	/hfz/
17:40	Gawr Gura  89'		90+0' Watamage  73' ci_wins.webm

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10 December 2024	/暁Records/	2–0	/myth/
19:40	I fucking love Stack  61' WarningxWarningxWarning  90+1'		82' Wah

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10 December 2024	/2huremix/	1–5	/hfz/
20:20	Sound holic  5' Neko Miko Reimu  39'		11', 88' Oozora "The jaw" Subaru  53', 67' I care now  64' I fucking love Stack, bros  65' The king  90+3' >Dark

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13 December 2024	/myth/	3–2	/2huremix/
17:00	Gawr Gura  56', 88', 90' Gawr  84'		69' Akatsuki Records  76' Cool&Create

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13 December 2024	/hfz/	3–3	/暁Records/
17:40	Watamage  29' I FUCKING LOVE STACK  47' ci_wins.webm  63' ci_wins.webm  48'		43' dokidoki wakuwaku  60', 75' I FUCKING LOVE STACK

Group J

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/gehenna/	3	1	1	1	4	3	1	4
/trinity/	3	1	1	1	6	6	0	4
/kengan/	3	1	1	1	6	6	0	4
/hi3/	3	1	1	1	8	9	-1	4

8 December 2024	/gehenna/	2–0	/kengan/
18:20	I'm so cool  65', 74'

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8 December 2024	/hi3/	4–3	/trinity/
19:00	Elysia impact  15', 63' Yatta!  23' Bronya onee-chan  58' Dudu  47' Tuna  56'		17', 54' >Gehennoids  37' NagiSex  49' Horny AND Stupid

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10 December 2024	/gehenna/	1–1	/hi3/
21:00	Arrested for Onsen crimes  82' Mizz Hina  24' Around elves...  75'		9' Yatta!  61' Project Stigma balls

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10 December 2024	/kengan/	1–1	/trinity/
21:40	You've got it all wrong  65' Baki is better  34'		86' >Gehennoids  65' Stomp stomp stomp

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13 December 2024	/hi3/	3–5	/kengan/
18:20	Bronya onee-chan  6', 7', 34' Thelema-sama  85'		16', 36' The "main" character  26', 62', 71' O my niko style

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13 December 2024	/trinity/	2–1	/gehenna/
19:00	>Gehennoids  45+1', 87'		34' I'm so cool  76' Your meds, NOW!  82' Pandemonium Tank Duo

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13 December 2024	/trinity/	2–1	/kengan/
19:40 Note: Tie breaker for the second spot in the group	Nagisex  12' >Gehennoids  80' Horny AND stupid  17' The Library of Smell  70'		24' Are "You" Feeling "Subverted" Yet, "Anon"?  2' Don't. You. Pussy. Out  87' YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG

Play offs

The two best 2nd placers automatically qualify for the round of 16, the rest will face off in playoffs to determine the last 4 spots

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/pcmx/	3	2	0	1	11	8	3	6
/4ccg/	3	2	0	1	9	6	3	6
/tm/	3	2	0	1	8	5	3	6
/skynetFC/	3	2	0	1	7	5	2	6
/fluff/	3	2	0	1	5	4	1	6
/troubleshooter/	3	2	0	1	6	6	0	6
/trinity/	3	1	1	1	6	6	0	4
/暁Records/	3	1	1	1	5	6	-1	4
/ahem/	3	1	1	1	6	8	-2	4
/HAHA/	3	1	0	2	9	6	3	3

13 December 2024	/tm/	3–2	/HAHA/
19:40	Sweet tooth  23', 84' Mr.zombie  49'		10' Crowki  41' Laughing bird  5' Rescued from the dumpster

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13 December 2024	/skynetFC/	0–3	/ahem/
20:20 Note: PES crashed after the game was over before the stats			5' *tink tink tink*  14' AHEM!  50' Jannies tongue my anus

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13 December 2024	/fluff/	3–4	/暁Records/
21:00	Fox Wife, Happy Life  45', 50', 90'		44' I FUCKING LOVE STACK  58', 78' dokidoki wakuwaku  81' WARNINGxWARNINGxWARNING

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13 December 2024	/troubleshooter/	1–4	/trinity/
21:40	Mommy Mythril  83' Pedobat  89'		20' Hifumi Daisuki  28' Azoos  40' >Gehennoids  82' NagiSex  89' Hifumi Daisuki

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13 December 2024	/rrat/	5–3	/rats/
22:20 Note: Friendly match with no stakes	Strawberry Bae  4' PSYCHO  8' La creatura  25' Baejima, the mad rat of Holopromise  57' Steel rose  73'		31', 68', 90' GIANT RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES

Knockout Round

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/srt/	3	3	0	0	9	1	8	9
/parappa/	3	3	0	0	11	5	6	9
/AG/	3	3	0	0	10	5	5	9
/numbersstation/	3	2	1	0	10	7	3	7
/ytp/	3	2	1	0	8	5	3	7
/LAD/	3	2	1	0	4	2	2	7
/madness/	3	2	0	1	7	3	4	6
/essex/	3	2	0	1	8	5	3	6
/hfz/	3	1	2	0	9	5	4	5
/gehenna/	3	1	1	1	4	3	1	4

Round of 16

 /srt/

0

 /pcmx/

4

 /essex/

0

 /4ccg/

1

 /ytp/

4

 /hfz/

2

 /numbersstation/

2

 /gehenna/

3

 /AG/

2

 /trinity/

4

 /LAD/

2

 /tm/

4

 /madness/

4(5)

 /ahem/

4(6)

 /parappa/

3

 /暁Records/

4

Quarter-finals

 /pcmx/

0

 /4ccg/

3

 /ytp/

3

 /gehenna/

1

 /trinity/

5

 /tm/

1

 /ahem/

 /暁Records/

Semi-finals

 /4ccg/

 /ytp/

 /trinity/

 

Final

 

 

Round of 16

14 December 2024	/srt/	0–4	/pcmx/
17:00 Note: /pcmx/'s ¡Soy Lia! is suspended for this match	Fortunate Sons  32'		33', 51' Rei Jimenez  45+0' El Pancho  90+4' Rinmamacita

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14 December 2024	/essex/	0–1 (a.e.t.)	/4ccg/
17:40			105+1' Endless cupwars  73' Sou Biden  92' Need for breed  117' Endless cupwars

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14 December 2024	/ytp/	4–2	/hfz/
18:20 Note: /hfz/'s ci_wins.webm is suspended for this match	Carlton Beaenkes  2', 57' Morshu  57' Pingas  81'		4', 36' I fucking love Stack

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14 December 2024	/numbersstation/	2–3	/gehenna/
19:00 Note: /numbersstation/'s Sleeper Agent is suspended for this match	Lincolnshire poacher  56' Cherry ripe  75' UVB-76  71' Bert Kaempfert  76', 85'		8' Arrested for Onsen crimes  24', 90+2' I'm so cool  89' I'm so cool

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14 December 2024	/AG/	2–4	/trinity/
19:40	You should feed yourself now  5' Queen of /AG/  31' Moco-chan has a real gut on her  84'		7' Azoos  38', 63', 71' >Gehennoids

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14 December 2024	/LAD/	2–4	/tm/
20:20 Note: /LAD/'s Jack Flaherty is suspended for this match	That Funky Muncy  11' Freddie Freeman  24' The 700 mirrion dorrar man  82'		25', 36', 73' Needles  29' Sweet Tooth

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14 December 2024	/madness/	4–4 (a.e.t.)	/ahem/
21:00	Hank  24' Tricky  31', 83' Sanford  75' Mag agent  98'		4', 43' Ahem!  20' *tink tink tink*  45+4' Oh for goodness sake jaaaanny!!!
		Penalties
	Hank Tricky Sanford Deimos Unfortunate Grunt ATP soldat Zombie mode GO	5–6	*tink tink tink* AHEM! I have a very important announcement to make Jannies tongue my anus Oh for goodness sake jaaaanny!!! My announcement is... Fuck faggots

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14 December 2024	/parappa/	3–4	/暁Records/
21:40	I gotta believe  13', 26', 50' Die and go to not hell  10' Lean it to the left  65' Leave it to Lammy  80'		40', 45+0', 76' I fucking love Stack  57' dokidoki wakuwaku

Quarter Finals

15 December 2024	/pcmx/	0–3	/4ccg/
17:00	El Chip's fiesta buffet  29'		62' page 9  80' Need for breed  86' Endless cupwars  90+4' Endless cupwars

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15 December 2024	/ytp/	3–1	/gehenna/
17:40	Pingas  81', 85' Morshu  88' Squadallah  67' This can't wait a month  75'		12' The honored one  79' Flame retardant

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15 December 2024	/trinity/	5–1	/tm/
18:20	NagiSex  2' >Gehennoids  14', 28', 83' Horny and stupid  48'		50' Mr. Zombie  38' Mr. Slam  88' Outlaw 2

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15 December 2024	/ahem/	–	/暁Records/
19:00

Semi Finals

15 December 2024	/4ccg/	–	/ytp/
19:40 Note: /4ccg/'s Endless cupwars is suspended for this match

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15 December 2024	/trinity/	–	TBD
20:20

Third Place Match

15 December 2024	TBD	–	TBD
21:00

Final

15 December 2024	TBD	–	TBD
21:40