Boris CircleJerk League 4

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Boris CircleJerk League 4
Bcjl4.png
Tournament details
Host board Retardy icon.png /retardy/
Dates November 18–19, November 25–26
Teams 16
Final positions
Champion TBD icon.png TBD
Runner-up TBD icon.png TBD
Third TBD icon.png TBD
Fourth TBD icon.png TBD
Tournament statistics
Matches
Goals scored (Expression error: Unexpected / operator. per match)
Top scorer(s)
Top assister(s)
Golden Glove
Best player
Yellow cards (Expression error: Unexpected / operator. per match)
Red cards (Expression error: Unexpected / operator. per match)
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Boris CircleJerk League 4 - wimp lo goals officially count for 2


Competitors

Fuck off we're full. (Talk to Boris directly before listing anything)

  • Invitational 1 - Retardy icon.png /retardy/ - auto-approved for winning the last one, age of Proshi
  • Invitational 2 - Smish icon.png /smish/ - about as likely to go anywhere as Bayo's tourny win record
  • Invitational 3 - Rts icon.png /rts/ - "I always care to do stupid shit that only works in the most stupid moments" - Nada, — 08/29/2023 3:23 PM, (US Central) <- Borgmomento icon.png /borgmomento/ PRANK'd
  • Invitational 4 - Hfc icon.png /hfc/ - Now with clowns. Oh wait they always had clowns.
  • Invitational 5 - Rlo icon.png /rlo/ - [pastebins in squirrel]
  • Invitational 6 - Bvn icon.png /bvn/ - I am making an assumption that goals still go here
  • Invitational 7 - Wheel icon.png /wheel/ - Now with more AES. Still with the wheel of woes.
  • Invitational 8 - Square icon.png /square/ - Chawwotposting is back.
  • Invitational 9 - Tfh icon.png /tfh/ - Goat appreciation
  • Invitational 10 - Animehour icon.png /animehour/ we interrupt your circlejerk league to bring this important news bulletin: Trigun
  • Invitational 11 - Lad icon.png /lad/ - Yakuza. Now with RPG. See you in third place.
  • Invitational 12 - Fast icon.png /fast/ - I see flaming skeleton, I pick flaming skeleton.
  • Invitational 13 - Els icon.png /els/ - Horatio appreciation
  • Invitational 14 - Strikers icon.png /strikers/ - I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll
  • Invitational 15 - Zra icon.png /zra/ - Definitely approved for its unusually massive play and level of boys improvement from about Jan to May. Lamp?
  • Invitational 16 - Ps2 icon.png /ps2/ - Time for another go at being a hoverboard master.


Group Stage

Group A

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Retardy icon.png /retardy/ 3 2 0 1 15 11 4 6
Smish icon.png /smish/ 3 1 1 1 8 8 0 4
Bvn icon.png /bvn/ 3 1 1 1 5 8 -3 4
Tfh icon.png /tfh/ 3 1 0 2 11 12 -1 3


18 November 2023 /retardy/ Retardy icon.png 7–5 Tfh icon.png /tfh/
17:00

 "Ah, well, if it isn't the SIMP LO!" Goal 39', 39'
Little Intellect Goal 42'
Fug Goal 76'
ABAZABABZBABZAZZ Booked 84'
Possession bonus goal Scored
Offsides bonus goal Scored
Fouls bonus goal Scored 		Goal 21', 31', 59' Wake Up Super
Goal 52' Read a Book
Scored Offsides bonus goal
18 November 2023 /smish/ Smish icon.png 1–1 Bvn icon.png /bvn/
17:40

 The 7 Club Goal 55' Goal 66' Captain Newathlete
Booked 22' Yuki
19 November 2023 /retardy/ Retardy icon.png 6–3 Smish icon.png /smish/
17:00

 Little Intellect Goal 12'
KuWAHshi Goal 65'
Fug Goal 85'
Free kicks bonus goal Scored
Less Keeper saves bonus goal Scored
Middle attacking area bonus goal Scored 		Goal 61' I'm so tired of this dude
Goal 90+3', 90+3' Pichunetta
Booked 57' Robin Reigns
19 November 2023 /tfh/ Tfh icon.png 5–1 Bvn icon.png /bvn/
17:40

 $600k for this!? Goal 15', 15'
Read a Book Goal 58', 65'
Very important sheep tbqh Goal 70' 		Goal 9' Baseball lesbians
Booked 13' Good Night Youtube
25 November 2023 /smish/ Smish icon.png 4–1 Tfh icon.png /tfh/
17:00

 Ice Picharth Goal 39', 39', 64', 64'
Yo did he just Spin Dash? Booked 44'
The Bell does not Dismiss you Booked 45+1'
SUAVAMENTE!!!! Booked 85' 		Goal 84' Read a Book
Booked 25' Fuck Flappy 		Final PEStination
Attendance: 99
25 November 2023 /bvn/ Bvn icon.png 3–2 Retardy icon.png /retardy/
17:40

 Tackles Scored
Interceptions Scored
Least shots made Scored 		Goal 26' KuWAHshii
Goal 48' IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!! 		Semen Uke Stadium
Attendance: 104

Group B

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Animehour icon.png /animehour/ 2 2 0 0 8 4 4 6
Square icon.png /square/ 2 1 0 1 5 3 2 3
Fast icon.png /fast/ 2 1 0 1 6 6 0 3
Borgmomento icon.png /borgmomento/ 2 0 0 2 1 7 -6 0


18 November 2023 /square/ Square icon.png 4–1 Borgmomento icon.png /borgmomento/
18:20

 The Best Goal 5', 16', 90+2'
Charwotte Goal 60' 		Goal 70' Dynamite-fu
18 November 2023 /fast/ Fast icon.png 4–5 Animehour icon.png /animehour/
19:00

 B A N A N A S M M M M Goal 9', 25', 37', 65'
Please Not Touge Booked 42' 		Goal 33' Nichibros
Goal 45+1' Mermaid Chivalry
Goal 57', 78' My Nigga Kaiji
Goal 89*' Ah Yes, Trigun
Booked 42' Korean Zombie Desk Car
19 November 2023 /square/ Square icon.png 1–2 Fast icon.png /fast/
18:20

 Goal 33' Charwotte
Booked 22' I am ready 		The Peter Parade Goal 9'
B A N A N A S M M M M Goal 33'
Please Not Touge Booked 41'
19 November 2023 /borgmomento/ Borgmomento icon.png 0–3 Animehour icon.png /animehour/
19:00

 Goal 38', 89' My Nigga Kaiji
Goal 76' Ah yes, Trigun
25 November 2023 /fast/ Fast icon.png – Borgmomento icon.png /borgmomento/
18:20
Note: PLEASE NOT TOUGE is suspended for this match
25 November 2023 /animehour/ Animehour icon.png – Square icon.png /square/
19:00

Group C

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Els icon.png /els/ 2 2 0 0 9 2 7 6
Ps2 icon.png /ps2/ 2 1 0 1 10 5 5 3
Hfc icon.png /hfc/ 2 1 0 1 4 4 0 3
Strikers icon.png /strikers/ 2 0 0 2 3 15 -12 0


18 November 2023 /ps2/ Ps2 icon.png 3–4 Hfc icon.png /hfc/
19:40

 Big Balls Goal 12', 85'
Big Dick Clive Goal 80' 		Goal 15', 51' Dude where's my jump?
Goal 69' It goes UP?!
Goal 73' He hungers
18 November 2023 /strikers/ Strikers icon.png 2–8 Els icon.png /els/
20:20

 Doritos Attack Goal 12', 12'
>Moons in ES2 Goal 19', 26'
Amphibious Mommy Milkers Goal 61', 84', 90'
Potent Horatio Sauce Goal 86' 		Goal 34', 37' Peteywinslol
19 November 2023 /ps2/ Ps2 icon.png 7–1 Strikers icon.png /strikers/
19:40

 Big Balls Goal 29', 69'
Radioactive Curry Goal 40', 53'
Raquelwinslol Goal 45+2', 70', 89'
Fuck you and the night Booked 41' 		Goal 54' Peteywinslol
Brap Jew Booked 82'
19 November 2023 /hfc/ Hfc icon.png 0–1 Els icon.png /els/
20:20

 It goes UP?! Booked 41' Goal 90+4' Pay Reperations
25 November 2023 /strikers/ Strikers icon.png – Hfc icon.png /hfc/
19:40
25 November 2023 /els/ Els icon.png – Ps2 icon.png /ps2/
20:20

Group D

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Wheel icon.png /wheel/ 2 1 1 0 4 3 1 4
Rlo icon.png /rlo/ 2 1 1 0 2 1 1 4
Zra icon.png /zra/ 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 3
Lad icon.png /lad/ 2 0 0 2 3 5 -2 0


18 November 2023 /wheel/ Wheel icon.png 0–0 Rlo icon.png /rlo/
21:00
18 November 2023 /lad/ Lad icon.png 0–1 Zra icon.png /zra/
21:40

 Goal 55' Slaps roof of pendant pod
19 November 2023 /wheel/ Wheel icon.png 4–3 Lad icon.png /lad/
21:00

 The Crab Bucket Goal 35', 86'
Suppa Grugga Goal 45+1', 45+1' 		Goal 57', 72' Rubber Bullets
Goal 83' Kiryu Never Killed Anyone
19 November 2023 /rlo/ Rlo icon.png 2–1 Zra icon.png /zra/
21:40

 Slaps roof of pendant pod Goal 10' Goal 41' N E C C yourself
Goal 49' Thanks Australia
25 November 2023 /lad/ Lad icon.png – Rlo icon.png /rlo/
21:00
25 November 2023 /zra/ Zra icon.png – Wheel icon.png /wheel/
21:40

Knockout Stage

Quarter-finals
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Semi-finals
 
 
 
 
Final
 
 


Quarter Finals

26 November 2022 TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
17:00
26 November 2022 TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
17:40
26 November 2022 TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
18:20
26 November 2022 TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
19:00

Semi Finals

26 November 2022 TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
19:40
26 November 2022 TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
20:20

Third Place Match

26 November 2022 TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
21:00

Final

26 November 2022 TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
21:40
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