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|dates=November 18–19, November 25–26 | |dates=November 18–19, November 25–26 | ||
|teams=16 | |teams=16 | ||
|goals= | |goals=156 | ||
|matches= | |matches=32 | ||
|yellow= | |yellow=26 | ||
|red= | |red=0 | ||
|scorer= | |scorer='''12 goals'''<br>{{badgeicon-small|fast}} B A N A N A S M M M M | ||
|assister= | |assister='''4 assists'''<br>{{badgeicon-small|fast}} B A N A N A S M M M M<br>{{badgeicon-small|fast}} Hello Mario<br>{{badgeicon-small|ps2}} Big Balls<br>{{badgeicon-small|ps2}} Radioactive Curry<br>{{badgeicon-small|rlo}} N E C C Yourself | ||
|saves= | |saves='''13 saves'''<br>{{badgeicon-small|fast}} Eggum Jape<br>{{badgeicon-small|retardy}} Get Fucked | ||
|best= | |best='''3 MotM awards'''<br>{{badgeicon-small|fast}} B A N A N A S M M M M | ||
|first= | |first=fast | ||
|second= | |second=retardy | ||
|third= | |third=zra | ||
|fourth= | |fourth=ps2 | ||
|prev= Boris CircleJerk League 3 | |prev= Boris CircleJerk League 3 | ||
|next= Boris CircleJerk League 5 | |next= Boris CircleJerk League 5 | ||
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===Group A=== | ===Group A=== | ||
{{Group/top}} | {{Group/top}} | ||
{{Group/1|retardy|2|0| | {{Group/1|retardy|2|0|1|15|11|Q=yes}} | ||
{{Group/2|smish|1|1|1| | {{Group/2|smish|1|1|1|8|8|Q=yes}} | ||
{{Group/3| | {{Group/3|bvn|1|1|1|5|8|Q=no}} | ||
{{Group/4| | {{Group/4|tfh|1|0|2|11|12|Q=no}} | ||
{{Group/end}} | {{Group/end}} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
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| goals1 = {{tt|"Ah, well, if it isn't the SIMP LO!"|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}} {{goal|39||39}}<br>Little Intellect {{goal|42}} <br>Fug {{goal|76}}<br>ABAZABABZBABZAZZ {{yel|84}}<br>Possession bonus goal {{owngoal|}}<br>Offsides bonus goal {{owngoal|}}<br>Fouls bonus goal {{owngoal|}} | | goals1 = {{tt|"Ah, well, if it isn't the SIMP LO!"|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}} {{goal|39||39}}<br>Little Intellect {{goal|42}} <br>Fug {{goal|76}}<br>ABAZABABZBABZAZZ {{yel|84}}<br>Possession bonus goal {{owngoal|}}<br>Offsides bonus goal {{owngoal|}}<br>Fouls bonus goal {{owngoal|}} | ||
| goals2 = {{goal|21||31||59}} Wake Up Super<br>{{goal|52}} Read a Book <br>{{owngoal|}} Offsides bonus goal | | goals2 = {{goal|21||31||59}} Wake Up Super<br>{{goal|52}} Read a Book <br>{{owngoal|}} Offsides bonus goal | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Adobe Arena | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 108 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| goals1 = The 7 Club {{goal|55}} | | goals1 = The 7 Club {{goal|55}} | ||
| goals2 = {{goal|66}} Captain Newathlete<br>{{yel|22}} Yuki | | goals2 = {{goal|66}} Captain Newathlete<br>{{yel|22}} Yuki | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Final PEStination | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 117 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| goals1 = Little Intellect {{goal|12}}<br>KuWAHshi {{goal|65}}<br>Fug {{goal|85}}<br>Free kicks bonus goal {{owngoal|}}<br>Less Keeper saves bonus goal {{owngoal|}}<br>Middle attacking area bonus goal {{owngoal|}} | | goals1 = Little Intellect {{goal|12}}<br>KuWAHshi {{goal|65}}<br>Fug {{goal|85}}<br>Free kicks bonus goal {{owngoal|}}<br>Less Keeper saves bonus goal {{owngoal|}}<br>Middle attacking area bonus goal {{owngoal|}} | ||
| goals2 = {{goal|61}} I'm so tired of this dude<br>{{goal|90+3||90+3}} {{tt|Pichunetta|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}}<br>{{yel|57}} Robin Reigns | | goals2 = {{goal|61}} I'm so tired of this dude<br>{{goal|90+3||90+3}} {{tt|Pichunetta|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}}<br>{{yel|57}} Robin Reigns | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = 4chan City.swf | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 108 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| goals1 = {{tt|$600k for this!?|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}} {{goal|15||15}} <br>Read a Book {{goal|58||65}}<br>Very important sheep tbqh {{goal|70}} | | goals1 = {{tt|$600k for this!?|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}} {{goal|15||15}} <br>Read a Book {{goal|58||65}}<br>Very important sheep tbqh {{goal|70}} | ||
| goals2 = {{goal|9}} Baseball lesbians<br>{{yel|13}} Good Night Youtube | | goals2 = {{goal|9}} Baseball lesbians<br>{{yel|13}} Good Night Youtube | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Cirrus Maximus | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 114 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|smish}} | | team1 = {{team home|smish}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|tfh}} | | team2 = {{team away|tfh}} | ||
| score = | | score = 4–1 | ||
| goals1 = Ice Picharth {{goal|39||64}}<br>Yo did he just Spin Dash? {{yel|44}}<br>The Bell does not Dismiss you {{yel|45+1}}<br>SUAVAMENTE!!!! {{yel|85}} | | goals1 = {{tt|Ice Picharth|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}} {{goal|39||39||64||64}}<br>Yo did he just Spin Dash? {{yel|44}}<br>The Bell does not Dismiss you {{yel|45+1}}<br>SUAVAMENTE!!!! {{yel|85}} | ||
| goals2 = {{goal|84}} Read a Book<br>{{yel|25}} Fuck Flappy | | goals2 = {{goal|84}} Read a Book<br>{{yel|25}} Fuck Flappy | ||
| stadium = Final PEStination | | stadium = Final PEStination | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|bvn}} | | team1 = {{team home|bvn}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|retardy}} | | team2 = {{team away|retardy}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 3–2 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = Tackles {{owngoal|}}<br>Interceptions {{owngoal|}}<br>Least shots made {{owngoal|}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|26}} KuWAHshii<br>{{goal|48}} IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!! | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Semen Uke Stadium | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 104 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
===Group B=== | ===Group B=== | ||
{{Group/top}} | {{Group-wide/top}} | ||
{{Group/1|animehour| | {{Group/1|animehour|3|0|0|13|4|Q=yes}} | ||
{{Group/2| | {{Group/2|fast|2|0|1|13|7|Q=yes}} | ||
{{Group/3| | {{Group/3|square|1|0|2|5|8|Q=no}} | ||
{{Group/4|borgmomento|0|0|2| | {{Group/4|borgmomento|0|0|3|2|14|Q=no}} | ||
{{Group/end}} | {{Group/end}} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
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| team2 = {{team away|borgmomento}} | | team2 = {{team away|borgmomento}} | ||
| score = 4–1 | | score = 4–1 | ||
| goals1 = The Best {{goal|5||16||90+2}} <br> Charwotte {{goal|60}} | | goals1 = The Best {{goal|5||16||90+2}}<br>Charwotte {{goal|60}} | ||
| goals2 = {{goal|70}} Dynamite-fu | | goals2 = {{goal|70}} Dynamite-fu | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Colosseo Purgatorio | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 122 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| team2 = {{team away|animehour}} | | team2 = {{team away|animehour}} | ||
| score = 4–5 | | score = 4–5 | ||
| goals1 = B A N A N A S M M M M {{goal|9||25||37||65}} <br> Please Not Touge {{yel|42}} | | goals1 = B A N A N A S M M M M {{goal|9||25||37||65}}<br>Please Not Touge {{yel|42}} | ||
| goals2 = {{goal|33}} Nichibros <br> {{goal|45+1}} Mermaid Chivalry <br> {{goal|57||78}} My Nigga Kaiji <br> {{goal|89*}} Ah Yes, Trigun <br> {{yel|42}} Korean Zombie Desk Car | | goals2 = {{goal|33}} Nichibros<br>{{goal|45+1}} Mermaid Chivalry<br>{{goal|57||78}} My Nigga Kaiji<br>{{goal|89*}} Ah Yes, Trigun<br>{{yel|42}} Korean Zombie Desk Car | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = ctf_2fort | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 125 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| team2 = {{team away|fast}} | | team2 = {{team away|fast}} | ||
| score = 1–2 | | score = 1–2 | ||
| goals1 = {{goal|33}} | | goals1 = Charwotte {{goal|33}}<br>I am ready {{yel|22}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|9}} The Peter Parade<br>{{goal|33}} B A N A N A S M M M M<br>{{yel|41}} Please Not Touge | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Colosseo Purgatorio | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 111 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| score = 0–3 | | score = 0–3 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = | ||
| goals2 = {{goal|38||89}} My Nigga Kaiji <br> {{goal|76}} Ah yes, Trigun | | goals2 = {{goal|38||89}} My Nigga Kaiji<br>{{goal|76}} Ah yes, Trigun | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Orbital Ring Stadium | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 111 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|fast}} | | team1 = {{team home|fast}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|borgmomento}} | | team2 = {{team away|borgmomento}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 7–1 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = Lrn2drift {{goal|9}}<br>The Peter Parade {{goal|34||39}}<br>B A N A N A S M M M M {{goal|43||77}}<br>{{tt|Nico Smile|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}} {{goal|70||70}}<br>Kodachrome Void {{yel|19}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|90+1}} Gridman | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Nürburgring | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 102 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|animehour}} | | team1 = {{team home|animehour}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|square}} | | team2 = {{team away|square}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 5–0 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = My Nigga Kaiji {{goal|16||90+3}}<br>Dignity of the Retarded {{goal|22}}<br>Ah yes, Trigun {{goal|33}}<br>Mermaid Chivalry {{goal|35}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{yel|55}} Multi-Timeline Dandy | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Akihabara Denki-gai | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 102 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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===Group C=== | ===Group C=== | ||
{{Group/top}} | {{Group/top}} | ||
{{Group/1| | {{Group/1|ps2|2|0|1|14|5|Q=yes}} | ||
{{Group/2| | {{Group/2|els|2|0|1|9|6|Q=yes}} | ||
{{Group/3|hfc| | {{Group/3|hfc|2|0|1|7|6|Q=no}} | ||
{{Group/4|strikers|0|0| | {{Group/4|strikers|0|0|3|5|18|Q=no}} | ||
{{Group/end}} | {{Group/end}} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
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| team2 = {{team away|hfc}} | | team2 = {{team away|hfc}} | ||
| score = 3–4 | | score = 3–4 | ||
| goals1 = Big Balls {{goal|12||85}} <br> Big Dick Clive {{goal|80}} | | goals1 = Big Balls {{goal|12||85}}<br>Big Dick Clive {{goal|80}} | ||
| goals2 = {{goal|15||51}} Dude where's my jump? <br> {{goal|69}} It goes UP?! <br> {{goal|73}} He hungers | | goals2 = {{goal|15||51}} Dude where's my jump?<br>{{goal|69}} It goes UP?!<br>{{goal|73}} He hungers | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Super Arcadium 2 | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 124 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| team2 = {{team away|els}} | | team2 = {{team away|els}} | ||
| score = 2–8 | | score = 2–8 | ||
| goals1 = {{tt|Doritos Attack|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals | | goals1 = Peteywinslol {{goal|34||37}} | ||
| goals2 = {{goal|12||12}} {{tt|Doritos Attack|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}}<br> {{goal|19||26}} >Moons in ES2 <br> {{goal|61||84||90+0}}Amphibious Mommy Milkers <br> {{goal|86}} Potent Horatio Sauce | |||
| stadium = | | stadium = Big Rig's Resort | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 119 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| team2 = {{team away|strikers}} | | team2 = {{team away|strikers}} | ||
| score = 7–1 | | score = 7–1 | ||
| goals1 = Big Balls {{goal|29||69}} <br> Radioactive Curry {{goal|40||53}} <br> Raquelwinslol {{goal|45+2||70||89}} <br> Fuck you and the night {{yel|41}} | | goals1 = Big Balls {{goal|29||69}}<br>Radioactive Curry {{goal|40||53}}<br>Raquelwinslol {{goal|45+2||70||89}}<br>Fuck you and the night {{yel|41}} | ||
| goals2 = {{goal|54}} Peteywinslol <br> | | goals2 = {{goal|54}} Peteywinslol<br>{{yel|82}} Brap Jew | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Super Arcadium 2 | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 124 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| goals1 = It goes UP?! {{yel|41}} | | goals1 = It goes UP?! {{yel|41}} | ||
| goals2 = {{goal|90+4}} Pay Reperations | | goals2 = {{goal|90+4}} Pay Reperations | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Final PEStination | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 113 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|strikers}} | | team1 = {{team home|strikers}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|hfc}} | | team2 = {{team away|hfc}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 2–3 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = I Keep Tellin em {{goal|60||64}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|16}} Nice shield bro<br>{{goal|42}} We take those<br>{{goal|84}} You pressed shield?<br>{{yel|71}} DK Express | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Big Rig's Resort | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 102 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|els}} | | team1 = {{team home|els}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|ps2}} | | team2 = {{team away|ps2}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 0–4 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = Preemptive Orbital Bomberdment {{yel|55}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|10||87}} Big Balls<br>{{goal|16||69}} Radiocative Curry | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Orbital Ring Stadium | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 101 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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===Group D=== | ===Group D=== | ||
{{Group/top}} | {{Group/top}} | ||
{{Group/1| | {{Group/1|rlo|2|1|0|5|2|Q=yes}} | ||
{{Group/2| | {{Group/2|zra|2|0|1|9|3|Q=yes}} | ||
{{Group/3| | {{Group/3|wheel|1|1|1|5|10|Q=no}} | ||
{{Group/4|lad|0|0| | {{Group/4|lad|0|0|3|4|8|Q=no}} | ||
{{Group/end}} | {{Group/end}} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
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| goals1 = | | goals1 = | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Big Rig's Resort | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 124 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| goals1 = | | goals1 = | ||
| goals2 = {{goal|55}} Slaps roof of pendant pod | | goals2 = {{goal|55}} Slaps roof of pendant pod | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Big Rig's Resort | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 124 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| goals1 = The Crab Bucket {{goal|35||86}} <br> {{tt|Suppa Grugga|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}} {{goal|45+1||45+1}} | | goals1 = The Crab Bucket {{goal|35||86}} <br> {{tt|Suppa Grugga|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}} {{goal|45+1||45+1}} | ||
| goals2 = {{goal|57||72}} Rubber Bullets <br> {{goal|83}} Kiryu Never Killed Anyone | | goals2 = {{goal|57||72}} Rubber Bullets <br> {{goal|83}} Kiryu Never Killed Anyone | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Orbital Ring Stadium | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 109 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| team2 = {{team away|zra}} | | team2 = {{team away|zra}} | ||
| score = 2–1 | | score = 2–1 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = N E C C yourself {{goal|41}} <br> Thanks Australia {{goal|49}} | ||
| goals2 = {{goal|10}} Slaps roof of pendant pod | |||
| stadium = | | stadium = The Untrodden Valley | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 111 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|lad}} | | team1 = {{team home|lad}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|rlo}} | | team2 = {{team away|rlo}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 1–3 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = Majima everywhere System {{goal|39}}<br>The Male Power Fantasy {{yel|20}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|65}} Wins by doing nothing<br>{{goal|74}} Assassins? Coming for my Throne?<br>{{goal|77}} Hot Skill Wine<br>{{yel|71}} Assassins? Coming for my Throne? | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Orbital Ring Stadium | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 106 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|zra}} | | team1 = {{team home|zra}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|wheel}} | | team2 = {{team away|wheel}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 7–1 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = Bad Race Decisions {{goal|7||38||51}}<br>Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod {{goal|24}}<br>Magic Sky Cabage {{goal|27}}<br>A Valuable Life Lesson {{goal|35}}<br>Get his Ass {{goal|42}}<br>Walls? {{yel|60}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|76}} EDF! EDF! | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Orbital Ring Stadium | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 111 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{8TeamBracket-SE | {{8TeamBracket-SE | ||
<!-- QUARTERFINALS --> | <!-- QUARTERFINALS --> | ||
|R1D1team= |R1D1score= |R1D1win= | |R1D1team=retardy |R1D1score=6 |R1D1win=y | ||
|R1D2team= |R1D2score= |R1D2win= | |R1D2team=els |R1D2score=1 |R1D2win= | ||
|R1D3team= |R1D3score= |R1D3win= | |R1D3team=animehour |R1D3score=3 |R1D3win= | ||
|R1D4team= |R1D4score= |R1D4win= | |R1D4team=zra |R1D4score=4 |R1D4win=y | ||
|R1D5team= |R1D5score= |R1D5win= | |R1D5team=ps2 |R1D5score=4 |R1D5win=y | ||
|R1D6team= |R1D6score= |R1D6win= | |R1D6team=smish |R1D6score=1 |R1D6win= | ||
|R1D7team= |R1D7score= |R1D7win= | |R1D7team=rlo |R1D7score=3 |R1D7win= | ||
|R1D8team= |R1D8score= |R1D8win= | |R1D8team=fast |R1D8score=6 |R1D8win=y | ||
<!-- SEMIFINALS --> | <!-- SEMIFINALS --> | ||
|R2W1team= |R2W1score= |R2W1win= | |R2W1team=retardy |R2W1score=4 |R2W1win=y | ||
|R2W2team= |R2W2score= |R2W2win= | |R2W2team=zra |R2W2score=1 |R2W2win= | ||
|R2W3team= |R2W3score= |R2W3win= | |R2W3team=ps2 |R2W3score=2 |R2W3win= | ||
|R2W4team= |R2W4score= |R2W4win= | |R2W4team=fast |R2W4score=6 |R2W4win=y | ||
<!-- FINALS --> | <!-- FINALS --> | ||
|R3W1team= |R3W1score= |R3W1win= | |R3W1team=retardy |R3W1score=2 |R3W1win= | ||
|R3W2team= |R3W2score= |R3W2win= | |R3W2team=fast |R3W2score=4 |R3W2win=y | ||
<!-- 3RD PLACE (optional) --> | <!-- 3RD PLACE (optional) --> | ||
|R3D1team= |R3D1score= |R3D1win= | |R3D1team=zra |R3D1score=3 |R3D1win=y | ||
|R3D2team= |R3D2score= |R3D2win= | |R3D2team=ps2 |R3D2score=2 |R3D2win= | ||
}} | }} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
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| time = {{time|17|00}} | | time = {{time|17|00}} | ||
| note = | | note = | ||
| team1 = {{team home|}} | | team1 = {{team home|retardy}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|}} | | team2 = {{team away|els}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 6–1 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = KuWAHshii {{goal|14}}<br>Little Intellect {{goal|42}}<br>Welfare Dongiroth {{goal|67}}<br>Fug {{goal|90+4}}<br>Highest player rating {{owngoal|}}<br>Possession {{owngoal|}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{owngoal|}} Least amount of free kicks | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = The Magical Realm | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 93 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| time = {{time|17|40}} | | time = {{time|17|40}} | ||
| note = | | note = | ||
| team1 = {{team home|}} | | team1 = {{team home|animehour}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|}} | | team2 = {{team away|zra}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 3–4 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = Mermaid Chivalry {{goal|21||28}}<br>My Nigga Kaiji {{goal|88}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|12||37}} Bad Race Decisions<br>{{goal|53}} Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod<br>{{goal|85}} A Kind Seed | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Akihabara Denki-gai | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 93 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| time = {{time|18|20}} | | time = {{time|18|20}} | ||
| note = | | note = | ||
| team1 = {{team home|}} | | team1 = {{team home|ps2}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|}} | | team2 = {{team away|smish}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 4–1 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = Radioactive Curry {{goal|16}}<br>Big Balls {{goal|35||67}}<br>RAQUELWINSLOL {{goal|89}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|71}} I'm so Tired of this Dude<br>{{yel|78}} I must UP+B | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Super Arcadium 2 | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 94 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| note = | | note = | ||
| team1 = {{team home|}} | | team1 = {{team home|rlo}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|}} | | team2 = {{team away|fast}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 3–6 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = Thanks Australia {{goal|51}}<br>Ding Dong {{goal|58}}<br>Make Armello Great Again {{goal|62}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|11||45+0}} B A N A N A S M M M M<br>{{goal|23}} The Peter Parade<br>{{goal|65}} Hello Mario<br>{{goal|75}} Combi-Ring "Teamwork"<br>{{yel|76}} Hello Mario | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = 100 Acre Wood | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 105 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| time = {{time|19|40}} | | time = {{time|19|40}} | ||
| note = | | note = | ||
| team1 = {{team home|}} | | team1 = {{team home|retardy}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|}} | | team2 = {{team away|zra}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 4–1 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = Fug {{goal|59||88}}<br>Most differential shots {{owngoal|}}<br>Shots made {{owngoal|}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{owngoal}} Dominant middul field play | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = The Magical Realm | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 115 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| time = {{time|20|20}} | | time = {{time|20|20}} | ||
| note = | | note = | ||
| team1 = {{team home|}} | | team1 = {{team home|ps2}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|}} | | team2 = {{team away|fast}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 2–6 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = Big Balls {{goal|4||52}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|9}} The Peter Parade<br>{{goal|36}} {{tt|Nico Smile|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}}<br>{{goal|41||49}} B A N A N A S M M M M<br>{{goal|88}} Hello Mario | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Nürburgring | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 113 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| note = | | note = | ||
| team1 = {{team home|}} | | team1 = {{team home|zra}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|}} | | team2 = {{team away|ps2}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 3–2 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = The Stick of Truth {{goal|14}}<br>A Kind Seed {{goal|21}}<br>Bad Race Decisions {{goal|37}}<br>A Valuable Life Lesson {{yel|74}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|57}} Radioactive Curry<br>{{goal|81}} Big Balls | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Super Arcadium 2 | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 118 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|}} | | team1 = {{team home|retardy}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|}} | | team2 = {{team away|fast}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 2–4 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = KuWAHshii {{goal|13||20}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|24||73}} {{tt|Nico Smile|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}}<br>{{yel|71}} We Hate Pete | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = KONAMI Stadium | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 115 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
==Statistics== | |||
{{main|Boris CircleJerk League 4 statistics}} | |||
==Final Rankings== | |||
{{col-begin|width=100%}} | |||
{{col-4}} | |||
<ol> | |||
<li value="1">{{team away|fast}}</li> | |||
<li value="2">{{team away|retardy}}</li> | |||
<li value="3">{{team away|zra}}</li> | |||
<li value="4">{{team away|ps2}}</li> | |||
</ol> | |||
{{col-4}} | |||
<ol> | |||
<li value="5">{{team away|animehour}}</li> | |||
<li value="6">{{team away|rlo}}</li> | |||
<li value="7">{{team away|smish}}</li> | |||
<li value="8">{{team away|els}}</li> | |||
</ol> | |||
{{col-4}} | |||
<ol> | |||
<li value="9">{{team away|hfc}}</li> | |||
<li value="10">{{team away|bvn}}</li> | |||
<li value="11">{{team away|wheel}}</li> | |||
<li value="12">{{team away|tfh}}</li> | |||
</ol> | |||
{{col-4}} | |||
<ol> | |||
<li value="13">{{team away|square}}</li> | |||
<li value="14">{{team away|lad}}</li> | |||
<li value="15">{{team away|borgmomento}}</li> | |||
<li value="16">{{team away|strikers}}</li> | |||
{{col-end}} | |||
<br> | |||
{{Navbox BCJL}} | {{Navbox BCJL}} | ||
{{Navbox Invitationals}} | {{Navbox Invitationals}} | ||
[[Category:Invitationals]] | [[Category:Invitationals]] |
Latest revision as of 10:06, 4 December 2023
Boris CircleJerk League 4 | |
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Tournament details | |
Host board | /retardy/ |
Dates | November 18–19, November 25–26 |
Teams | 16 |
Final positions | |
Champion | /fast/ |
Runner-up | /retardy/ |
Third | /zra/ |
Fourth | /ps2/ |
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Boris CircleJerk League 3 | |
Boris CircleJerk League 4 | |
Boris CircleJerk League 5 |
Boris CircleJerk League 4 - wimp lo goals officially count for 2
Competitors
Fuck off we're full. (Talk to Boris directly before listing anything)
- Invitational 1 - /retardy/ - auto-approved for winning the last one, age of Proshi
- Invitational 2 - /smish/ - about as likely to go anywhere as Bayo's tourny win record
- Invitational 3 - /rts/ - "I always care to do stupid shit that only works in the most stupid moments" - Nada, — 08/29/2023 3:23 PM, (US Central) <- /borgmomento/ PRANK'd
- Invitational 4 - /hfc/ - Now with clowns. Oh wait they always had clowns.
- Invitational 5 - /rlo/ - [pastebins in squirrel]
- Invitational 6 - /bvn/ - I am making an assumption that goals still go here
- Invitational 7 - /wheel/ - Now with more AES. Still with the wheel of woes.
- Invitational 8 - /square/ - Chawwotposting is back.
- Invitational 9 - /tfh/ - Goat appreciation
- Invitational 10 - /animehour/ we interrupt your circlejerk league to bring this important news bulletin: Trigun
- Invitational 11 - /lad/ - Yakuza. Now with RPG. See you in third place.
- Invitational 12 - /fast/ - I see flaming skeleton, I pick flaming skeleton.
- Invitational 13 - /els/ - Horatio appreciation
- Invitational 14 - /strikers/ - I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll
- Invitational 15 - /zra/ - Definitely approved for its unusually massive play and level of boys improvement from about Jan to May. Lamp?
- Invitational 16 - /ps2/ - Time for another go at being a hoverboard master.
Group Stage
Group A
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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/retardy/ | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 11 | 4 | 6 |
/smish/ | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 4 |
/bvn/ | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 4 |
/tfh/ | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 12 | -1 | 3 |
18 November 2023 | /retardy/ | 7–5 | /tfh/ | |
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17:00 |
"Ah, well, if it isn't the SIMP LO!" 39', 39' Little Intellect 42' Fug 76' ABAZABABZBABZAZZ 84' Possession bonus goal Offsides bonus goal Fouls bonus goal |
21', 31', 59' Wake Up Super 52' Read a Book Offsides bonus goal |
Adobe Arena Attendance: 108 |
18 November 2023 | /smish/ | 1–1 | /bvn/ | |
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17:40 |
The 7 Club 55' | 66' Captain Newathlete 22' Yuki |
Final PEStination Attendance: 117 |
19 November 2023 | /retardy/ | 6–3 | /smish/ | |
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17:00 |
Little Intellect 12' KuWAHshi 65' Fug 85' Free kicks bonus goal Less Keeper saves bonus goal Middle attacking area bonus goal |
61' I'm so tired of this dude 90+3', 90+3' Pichunetta 57' Robin Reigns |
4chan City.swf Attendance: 108 |
19 November 2023 | /tfh/ | 5–1 | /bvn/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
17:40 |
$600k for this!? 15', 15' Read a Book 58', 65' Very important sheep tbqh 70' |
9' Baseball lesbians 13' Good Night Youtube |
Cirrus Maximus Attendance: 114 |
25 November 2023 | /smish/ | 4–1 | /tfh/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
17:00 |
Ice Picharth 39', 39', 64', 64' Yo did he just Spin Dash? 44' The Bell does not Dismiss you 45+1' SUAVAMENTE!!!! 85' |
84' Read a Book 25' Fuck Flappy |
Final PEStination Attendance: 99 |
25 November 2023 | /bvn/ | 3–2 | /retardy/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
17:40 |
Tackles Interceptions Least shots made |
26' KuWAHshii 48' IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!! |
Semen Uke Stadium Attendance: 104 |
Group B
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
/animehour/ | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 4 | 9 | 9 |
/fast/ | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 7 | 6 | 6 |
/square/ | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 3 |
/borgmomento/ | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 14 | -12 | 0 |
18 November 2023 | /square/ | 4–1 | /borgmomento/ | |
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18:20 |
The Best 5', 16', 90+2' Charwotte 60' |
70' Dynamite-fu | Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 122 |
18 November 2023 | /fast/ | 4–5 | /animehour/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
19:00 |
B A N A N A S M M M M 9', 25', 37', 65' Please Not Touge 42' |
33' Nichibros 45+1' Mermaid Chivalry 57', 78' My Nigga Kaiji 89*' Ah Yes, Trigun 42' Korean Zombie Desk Car |
ctf_2fort Attendance: 125 |
19 November 2023 | /square/ | 1–2 | /fast/ | |
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18:20 |
Charwotte 33' I am ready 22' |
9' The Peter Parade 33' B A N A N A S M M M M 41' Please Not Touge |
Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 111 |
19 November 2023 | /borgmomento/ | 0–3 | /animehour/ | |
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19:00 |
38', 89' My Nigga Kaiji 76' Ah yes, Trigun |
Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 111 |
25 November 2023 | /fast/ | 7–1 | /borgmomento/ | |
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18:20 Note: PLEASE NOT TOUGE is suspended for this match |
Lrn2drift 9' The Peter Parade 34', 39' B A N A N A S M M M M 43', 77' Nico Smile 70', 70' Kodachrome Void 19' |
90+1' Gridman | Nürburgring Attendance: 102 |
25 November 2023 | /animehour/ | 5–0 | /square/ | |
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19:00 |
My Nigga Kaiji 16', 90+3' Dignity of the Retarded 22' Ah yes, Trigun 33' Mermaid Chivalry 35' |
55' Multi-Timeline Dandy | Akihabara Denki-gai Attendance: 102 |
Group C
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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/ps2/ | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 5 | 9 | 6 |
/els/ | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 6 |
/hfc/ | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 6 |
/strikers/ | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 18 | -13 | 0 |
18 November 2023 | /ps2/ | 3–4 | /hfc/ | |
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19:40 |
Big Balls 12', 85' Big Dick Clive 80' |
15', 51' Dude where's my jump? 69' It goes UP?! 73' He hungers |
Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 124 |
18 November 2023 | /strikers/ | 2–8 | /els/ | |
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20:20 |
Peteywinslol 34', 37' | 12', 12' Doritos Attack 19', 26' >Moons in ES2 61', 84', 90+0'Amphibious Mommy Milkers 86' Potent Horatio Sauce |
Big Rig's Resort Attendance: 119 |
19 November 2023 | /ps2/ | 7–1 | /strikers/ | |
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19:40 |
Big Balls 29', 69' Radioactive Curry 40', 53' Raquelwinslol 45+2', 70', 89' Fuck you and the night 41' |
54' Peteywinslol 82' Brap Jew |
Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 124 |
19 November 2023 | /hfc/ | 0–1 | /els/ | |
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20:20 |
It goes UP?! 41' | 90+4' Pay Reperations | Final PEStination Attendance: 113 |
25 November 2023 | /strikers/ | 2–3 | /hfc/ | |
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19:40 |
I Keep Tellin em 60', 64' | 16' Nice shield bro 42' We take those 84' You pressed shield? 71' DK Express |
Big Rig's Resort Attendance: 102 |
25 November 2023 | /els/ | 0–4 | /ps2/ | |
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20:20 |
Preemptive Orbital Bomberdment 55' | 10', 87' Big Balls 16', 69' Radiocative Curry |
Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 101 |
Group D
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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/rlo/ | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 7 |
/zra/ | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 3 | 6 | 6 |
/wheel/ | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 10 | -5 | 4 |
/lad/ | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 8 | -4 | 0 |
18 November 2023 | /wheel/ | 0–0 | /rlo/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
21:00 |
Big Rig's Resort Attendance: 124 |
18 November 2023 | /lad/ | 0–1 | /zra/ | |
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21:40 |
55' Slaps roof of pendant pod | Big Rig's Resort Attendance: 124 |
19 November 2023 | /wheel/ | 4–3 | /lad/ | |
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21:00 |
The Crab Bucket 35', 86' Suppa Grugga 45+1', 45+1' |
57', 72' Rubber Bullets 83' Kiryu Never Killed Anyone |
Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 109 |
19 November 2023 | /rlo/ | 2–1 | /zra/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
21:40 |
N E C C yourself 41' Thanks Australia 49' |
10' Slaps roof of pendant pod | The Untrodden Valley Attendance: 111 |
25 November 2023 | /lad/ | 1–3 | /rlo/ | |
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21:00 |
Majima everywhere System 39' The Male Power Fantasy 20' |
65' Wins by doing nothing 74' Assassins? Coming for my Throne? 77' Hot Skill Wine 71' Assassins? Coming for my Throne? |
Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 106 |
25 November 2023 | /zra/ | 7–1 | /wheel/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
21:40 |
Bad Race Decisions 7', 38', 51' Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod 24' Magic Sky Cabage 27' A Valuable Life Lesson 35' Get his Ass 42' Walls? 60' |
76' EDF! EDF! | Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 111 |
Knockout Stage
Quarter Finals
26 November 2022 | /retardy/ | 6–1 | /els/ | |
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17:00 |
KuWAHshii 14' Little Intellect 42' Welfare Dongiroth 67' Fug 90+4' Highest player rating Possession |
Least amount of free kicks | The Magical Realm Attendance: 93 |
26 November 2022 | /animehour/ | 3–4 | /zra/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
17:40 |
Mermaid Chivalry 21', 28' My Nigga Kaiji 88' |
12', 37' Bad Race Decisions 53' Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod 85' A Kind Seed |
Akihabara Denki-gai Attendance: 93 |
26 November 2022 | /ps2/ | 4–1 | /smish/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
18:20 |
Radioactive Curry 16' Big Balls 35', 67' RAQUELWINSLOL 89' |
71' I'm so Tired of this Dude 78' I must UP+B |
Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 94 |
26 November 2022 | /rlo/ | 3–6 | /fast/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
19:00 |
Thanks Australia 51' Ding Dong 58' Make Armello Great Again 62' |
11', 45+0' B A N A N A S M M M M 23' The Peter Parade 65' Hello Mario 75' Combi-Ring "Teamwork" 76' Hello Mario |
100 Acre Wood Attendance: 105 |
Semi Finals
26 November 2022 | /retardy/ | 4–1 | /zra/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
19:40 |
Fug 59', 88' Most differential shots Shots made |
Dominant middul field play | The Magical Realm Attendance: 115 |
26 November 2022 | /ps2/ | 2–6 | /fast/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
20:20 |
Big Balls 4', 52' | 9' The Peter Parade 36' Nico Smile 41', 49' B A N A N A S M M M M 88' Hello Mario |
Nürburgring Attendance: 113 |
Third Place Match
26 November 2022 | /zra/ | 3–2 | /ps2/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
21:00 |
The Stick of Truth 14' A Kind Seed 21' Bad Race Decisions 37' A Valuable Life Lesson 74' |
57' Radioactive Curry 81' Big Balls |
Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 118 |
Final
26 November 2022 | /retardy/ | 2–4 | /fast/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
21:40 |
KuWAHshii 13', 20' | 24', 73' Nico Smile 71' We Hate Pete |
KONAMI Stadium Attendance: 115 |
Statistics
Main article: Boris CircleJerk League 4 statistics
Final Rankings
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