Boris CircleJerk League 3

Boris CircleJerk League 3
Tournament details
Host board	/bvn/
Dates	November 26–27, December 3–4
Teams	16
Final positions
Champion	/retardy/
Runner-up	/hfc/
Third	/xb3/
Fourth	/sfi/
Tournament statistics Matches 32 Goals scored 146 (4.56 per match) Top scorer(s) 8 goals It goes up?! Top assister(s) 5 assists KuWHAshii We're Geniuses! Potionless Tri-Nexx Golden Glove 19 saves He Forgor Best player 4 MotM awards KuWAHshii Yellow cards 14 (0.44 per match) Red cards 1 (0.03 per match)
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Competitors

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• Invitational 1 -  /bvn/ - auto-approved for winning the last one, age of Baseball Lesbians
• Invitational 2 -  /smish/
• Invitational 3 -  /rts/ - Jables UEF career continues
• Invitational 4 -  /hfc/
• Invitational 5 -  /rlo/
• Invitational 6 -  /retardy/
• Invitational 7 -  /wheel/
• Invitational 8 -  /tfh/
• Invitational 9 -  /sfi/
• Invitational 10 -  /animehour/ - /zetsuboreviewerzawamaidchivalry/ is a go
• Invitational 11 -  /xb3/
• Invitational 12 -  /fast/
• Invitational 13 -  /tubes/
• Invitational 14 -  /ow/
• Invitational 15 -  /zra/
• Invitational 16 -  /ps2/

Group Stage

Group A

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/bvn/	3	2	1	0	10	5	5	7
/smish/	3	2	0	1	11	4	7	6
/tubes/	3	1	1	1	7	8	-1	4
/wheel/	3	0	0	3	1	12	-11	0

26 November 2022	/bvn/	3–3	/tubes/
17:00	Baseball Lesbians  6' """""Visual Novel"""""  43' All Smiles  90+5'		12', 29', 72' Waiting for mp4 News	Benuldies Bar and Grill Attendance: 109

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26 November 2022	/smish/	5–0	/wheel/
17:40	The 7 Club  3' Robin Reigns  23' Do it again  32' The Cuck Shed  74', 83'			Final PEStination Attendance: 117

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27 November 2022	/bvn/	3–2	/smish/
17:00	Good Night YouTube  19' Baseball Lesbians  26', 38'		31' Romance Detective  71' Robin Reigns	Racist Barn Attendance: 114

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27 November 2022	/tubes/	3–1	/wheel/
17:40	We're gonna Remodel your Shithole  7' TUUUUUUUUUBES  45+2' Waiting for mp4 News  51'		10' Chad Ryder the Pathfinder  60' Randylands 3	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 107

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3 December 2022	/smish/	4–1	/tubes/
17:00	Forward Aerial  4' The Cuck Shed  44' Princess Kenoetta 54' We Tech those  90+0'		40' La Creatura de la Federacion	Final PEStination

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3 December 2022	/wheel/	0–4	/bvn/
17:40			35', 52' Baseball Lesbians  77', 85' All Smiles	/d/eviant's /d/imension

Group B

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/xb3/	3	2	0	1	12	4	8	6
/rlo/	3	2	0	1	9	4	5	6
/tfh/	3	2	0	1	8	4	4	6
/rts/	3	0	0	3	3	20	-17	0

26 November 2022	/rts/	2–9	/xb3/
18:20	Commander Zod  27' Spanish Villager with White Supremacy  36' Clockwork Party  32' Arms = Antivax  63' Metal Bwakses  90+5'		7', 29' I Love you... and all you Guys  12', 45+5', 82' The Myth of Consensual Sex  39', 44', 73' It's Moebin Time  68' This is a Bird	Armchair General Attendance: 119

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26 November 2022	/tfh/	3–1	/rlo/
19:00	G.O.A.T. Goat  4' Very Important Sheep TBQH  18' Janky Tian Super  54'		8' Hot Skill Wine  81' Wins by doing Nothing	Final PEStination Attendance: 125

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27 November 2022	/rts/	0–4	/tfh/
18:20	Clockwork Party  19' Zerg Bucket  45+4'		12', 30' Very Important Sheep TBQH  52' Janky Tian Super  68' G.O.A.T. Goat	Armchair General Attendance: 117

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27 November 2022	/xb3/	0–1	/rlo/
19:00			11' Hot Skill Wine	Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 123

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3 December 2022	/tfh/	1–3	/xb3/
18:20	Very Important Sheep TBQH  52'		33', 44', 45+2' It's Moebin Time  36' How is Babby Formed?	Final PEStination

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3 December 2022	/rlo/	7–1	/rts/
19:00	Hot Skill Wine  18', 25', 33' Thanks Australia  37', 80' Laughs in Squirrel  64' Necc Yourself  89'		50' Kane	The Magical Realm Attendance: 109

Group C

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/zra/	3	2	0	1	11	6	5	6
/hfc/	3	2	0	1	8	6	2	6
/fast/	3	1	1	1	5	6	-1	4
/animehour/	3	0	1	2	3	11	-8	1

26 November 2022	/hfc/	5–1	/animehour/
19:40	It goes up?!  12', 30', 48', 52' We Take those  45+3' Do it my Son  70' DK Express  90+0'		76' Mermaid Chivalry	Final PEStination Attendance: 125

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26 November 2022	/zra/	2–3	/fast/
20:20	A Kind Seed  37' A Valuable Life Lesson  45+2'		11', 41' B A N A N A S M M M M  23' Nico Smile	Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 118

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27 November 2022	/hfc/	1–4	/zra/
19:40	The Implication  81' We Take Those  69'		20' A Kind Seed  63' A Valuable Life Lesson  78', 90+2' Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod	Final PEStination Attendance: 126

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27 November 2022	/animehour/	2–2	/fast/
20:20	Ah Yes! Trigun  26' Mermaid Chivalry  72'		68' B A N A N A S M M M M  77' Lrn2drift	Akihabara Denki-gai Attendance: 123

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3 December 2022	/zra/	5–2	/animehour/
19:40	Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod  33', 51', 64', 71', 83'		67' Mermaid Chivalry  90+6' Ah Yes! Trigun	Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 121

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3 December 2022	/fast/	1–2	/hfc/
20:20	Hello Mario  54'		14' We Take Those  58' It goes up?!	Daytona Beach Attendance: 120

Group D

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/retardy/	3	3	0	0	16	8	8	9
/sfi/	3	2	0	1	6	6	0	6
/ps2/	3	1	0	2	10	5	5	3
/ow/	3	0	0	3	3	17	-14	0

26 November 2022	/ps2/	7–0	/ow/
21:00	Big Balls  15', 75' Fuck you and the Night  20' RAQUELWINSLOL  31', 60', 90+5' Radioactive Curry  65'			Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 123

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26 November 2022	/sfi/	2–5	/retardy/
21:40 Note: 0–3 before Bonus Scores	Fouls Bonus Score Offsides Bonus Score		20' Proshi  69', 77' KuWAHshii Man of the Match Bonus Score Offsides Bonus Score	ctf_2fort Attendance: 126

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27 November 2022	/ps2/	1–2	/sfi/
21:00	Radioactive Curry  74'		27', 90+1' Feesh  51' High Tide Cohozuna	Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 123

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27 November 2022	/ow/	3–8	/retardy/
21:40 Note: 2–5 before Bonus Scores	Quantum Drug Trip  15' Hatchling  58' Stoned Loop Buddy  41' Offsides Bonus Score		13', 25' Proshi  29', 76' KuWAHshii  41' Little Intellect Offsides Bonus Score Saves Bonus Score Corner Kicks Bonus Score	The Void Attendance: 121

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3 December 2022	/sfi/	2–0	/ow/
21:00	A Communication Error Has Ocurred  6' Feesh  14'			Big Rig's Resort

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3 December 2022	/retardy/	3–2	/ps2/
21:40 Note: 1–1 before Bonus Scores, /ps2/ can claim a draw if they like	Little Intellect  48' Free Kicks Bonus Score On Target Shots Bonus Score		5' RAQUELWINSLOL Saves Bonus Score	Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 125

SPECIAL SPOON MATCH

3 December 2022	/rts/	3–5	/ow/
21:40 Note: doesn't count for stats -t. Boris	Stoned Loop Buddy  4', 71' Enbie Fish Kerbin 22' Hatchling  29', 36'		6', 68' Kane  13' Boland Mech Fantasy	Armchair General Attendance: 125

Knockout Stage

Quarter-finals

 /bvn/

1

 /hfc/

4

 /xb3/

2

 /smish/

1

 /zra/

1

 /sfi/

3

 /retardy/

6

 /rlo/

1

Semi-finals

 /hfc/

2

 /xb3/

0

 /sfi/

4

 /retardy/

5

Final

 /hfc/

3

 /retardy/

5

Third Place Match

 /xb3/

2

 /sfi/

1

Quarter Finals

4 December 2022	/bvn/	1–4	/hfc/
17:00	RWBY  68'		17', 61' It goes up?!  70', 84' He Hungers	Astraea Hill Attendance: 112

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4 December 2022	/xb3/	2–1	/smish/
17:40	The Myth of Consensual Sex  25', 54'		35' Forward Aerial	Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 110

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4 December 2022	/zra/	1–3	/sfi/
18:20	A Kind Seed  85'		24', 35' Still, our Lord and Savior  45+0' Feesh	Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 114

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4 December 2022	/retardy/	6–1	/rlo/
19:00 Note: 3–1 before Bonus Scores	Little Intellect  4' KuWAHshii  25' Ha Ha Gommunism :DDD  90+0' Interceptions Bonus Score Free Kicks Bonus Score Successful Passes Bonus Score		38' Hot Skill Wine	Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 118

Semi Finals

4 December 2022	/hfc/	2–0	/xb3/
19:40	DK Express  38' It Goes Up?!  84'			Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 120

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4 December 2022	/sfi/	4–5	/retardy/
20:20 Note: 2–3 before Bonus Scores	Feesh  50' A Communication Error has Occurred  65' Interceptions Bonus Score Tackles Bonus Score		44', 53' KuWAHshii  61' Proshi Possession Bonus Score Interceptions Bonus Score	Big Rig's Resort Attendance: 117

Third Place Match

4 December 2022	/xb3/	2–1	/sfi/
21:00	The Myth of Consensual Sex  53' I'M BUUUUUUUUUUFFING  69' Casually Approach the Adnian  41'		41' Still, our Lord and Savior  69' DAB	Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 117

Final

4 December 2022	/hfc/	3–5	/retardy/
21:40 Note: 2–3 before Bonus Scores	He Hungers  43', 50' Fouls Bonus Score		19' Proshi  62', 79' Little Intellect Successful Passes Bonus Score Possession Bonus Score	Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium Attendance: 121

Statistics

Main article: Boris CircleJerk League 3 statistics

Final Rankings

1.  /retardy/
2.  /hfc/
3.  /xb3/
4.  /sfi/

5.  /smish/
6.  /zra/
7.  /bvn/
8.  /rlo/

9.  /tfh/
10.  /tubes/
11.  /fast/
12.  /ps2/

13.  /animehour/
14.  /wheel/
15.  /ow/
16.  /rts/