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Boris CircleJerk League 4
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Boris CircleJerk League 4 | |||||||||||||||||||
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Tournament details | |||||||||||||||||||
Host board | /retardy/ | ||||||||||||||||||
Dates | November 18–19, November 25–26 | ||||||||||||||||||
Teams | 16 | ||||||||||||||||||
Final positions | |||||||||||||||||||
Champion | TBD | ||||||||||||||||||
Runner-up | TBD | ||||||||||||||||||
Third | TBD | ||||||||||||||||||
Fourth | TBD | ||||||||||||||||||
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Competitors
Fuck off we're full. (Talk to Boris directly before listing anything)
- Invitational 1 - /retardy/ - auto-approved for winning the last one, age of Proshi
- Invitational 2 - /smish/ - about as likely to go anywhere as Bayo's tourny win record
- Invitational 3 - /rts/ - "I always care to do stupid shit that only works in the most stupid moments" - Nada, — 08/29/2023 3:23 PM, (US Central) <- /borgmomento/ PRANK'd
- Invitational 4 - /hfc/ - Now with clowns. Oh wait they always had clowns.
- Invitational 5 - /rlo/ - [pastebins in squirrel]
- Invitational 6 - /bvn/ - I am making an assumption that goals still go here
- Invitational 7 - /wheel/ - Now with more AES. Still with the wheel of woes.
- Invitational 8 - /square/ - Chawwotposting is back.
- Invitational 9 - /tfh/ - Goat appreciation
- Invitational 10 - /animehour/ we interrupt your circlejerk league to bring this important news bulletin: Trigun
- Invitational 11 - /lad/ - Yakuza. Now with RPG. See you in third place.
- Invitational 12 - /fast/ - I see flaming skeleton, I pick flaming skeleton.
- Invitational 13 - /els/ - Horatio appreciation
- Invitational 14 - /strikers/ - I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll
- Invitational 15 - /zra/ - Definitely approved for its unusually massive play and level of boys improvement from about Jan to May. Lamp?
- Invitational 16 - /ps2/ - Time for another go at being a hoverboard master.
Group Stage
Group A
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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/retardy/ | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 11 | 4 | 6 |
/smish/ | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 4 |
/bvn/ | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 4 |
/tfh/ | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 12 | -1 | 3 |
18 November 2023 | /retardy/ | 7–5 | /tfh/ | |
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17:00 |
"Ah, well, if it isn't the SIMP LO!" 39', 39' Little Intellect 42' Fug 76' ABAZABABZBABZAZZ 84' Possession bonus goal Offsides bonus goal Fouls bonus goal |
21', 31', 59' Wake Up Super 52' Read a Book Offsides bonus goal |
18 November 2023 | /smish/ | 1–1 | /bvn/ | |
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17:40 |
The 7 Club 55' | 66' Captain Newathlete 22' Yuki |
19 November 2023 | /retardy/ | 6–3 | /smish/ | |
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17:00 |
Little Intellect 12' KuWAHshi 65' Fug 85' Free kicks bonus goal Less Keeper saves bonus goal Middle attacking area bonus goal |
61' I'm so tired of this dude 90+3', 90+3' Pichunetta 57' Robin Reigns |
19 November 2023 | /tfh/ | 5–1 | /bvn/ | |
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17:40 |
$600k for this!? 15', 15' Read a Book 58', 65' Very important sheep tbqh 70' |
9' Baseball lesbians 13' Good Night Youtube |
25 November 2023 | /smish/ | 4–1 | /tfh/ | |
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17:00 |
Ice Picharth 39', 39', 64', 64' Yo did he just Spin Dash? 44' The Bell does not Dismiss you 45+1' SUAVAMENTE!!!! 85' |
84' Read a Book 25' Fuck Flappy |
Final PEStination Attendance: 99 |
25 November 2023 | /bvn/ | 3–2 | /retardy/ | |
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17:40 |
Tackles' Interceptions' Least shots made' |
26' KuWAHshii 48' IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!! |
Semen Uke Stadium Attendance: 104 |
Group B
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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/animehour/ | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 6 |
/square/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 3 |
/fast/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 3 |
/borgmomento/ | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 7 | -6 | 0 |
18 November 2023 | /square/ | 4–1 | /borgmomento/ | |
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18:20 |
The Best 5', 16', 90+2' Charwotte 60' |
70' Dynamite-fu |
18 November 2023 | /fast/ | 4–5 | /animehour/ | |
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19:00 |
B A N A N A S M M M M 9', 25', 37', 65' Please Not Touge 42' |
33' Nichibros 45+1' Mermaid Chivalry 57', 78' My Nigga Kaiji 89*' Ah Yes, Trigun 42' Korean Zombie Desk Car |
19 November 2023 | /square/ | 1–2 | /fast/ | |
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18:20 |
33' Charwotte 22' I am ready |
The Peter Parade 9' B A N A N A S M M M M 33' Please Not Touge 41' |
19 November 2023 | /borgmomento/ | 0–3 | /animehour/ | |
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19:00 |
38', 89' My Nigga Kaiji 76' Ah yes, Trigun |
25 November 2023 | /fast/ | – | /borgmomento/ | |
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18:20 Note: PLEASE NOT TOUGE is suspended for this match |
25 November 2023 | /animehour/ | – | /square/ | |
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19:00 |
Group C
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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/els/ | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 2 | 7 | 6 |
/ps2/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 5 | 5 | 3 |
/hfc/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 3 |
/strikers/ | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 15 | -12 | 0 |
18 November 2023 | /ps2/ | 3–4 | /hfc/ | |
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19:40 |
Big Balls 12', 85' Big Dick Clive 80' |
15', 51' Dude where's my jump? 69' It goes UP?! 73' He hungers |
18 November 2023 | /strikers/ | 2–8 | /els/ | |
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20:20 |
Doritos Attack 12', 12' >Moons in ES2 19', 26' Amphibious Mommy Milkers 61', 84', 90' Potent Horatio Sauce 86' |
34', 37' Peteywinslol |
19 November 2023 | /ps2/ | 7–1 | /strikers/ | |
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19:40 |
Big Balls 29', 69' Radioactive Curry 40', 53' Raquelwinslol 45+2', 70', 89' Fuck you and the night 41' |
54' Peteywinslol Brap Jew 82' |
19 November 2023 | /hfc/ | 0–1 | /els/ | |
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20:20 |
It goes UP?! 41' | 90+4' Pay Reperations |
25 November 2023 | /strikers/ | – | /hfc/ | |
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19:40 |
25 November 2023 | /els/ | – | /ps2/ | |
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20:20 |
Group D
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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/wheel/ | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 4 |
/rlo/ | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4 |
/zra/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
/lad/ | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 5 | -2 | 0 |
18 November 2023 | /wheel/ | 0–0 | /rlo/ | |
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21:00 |
18 November 2023 | /lad/ | 0–1 | /zra/ | |
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21:40 |
55' Slaps roof of pendant pod |
19 November 2023 | /wheel/ | 4–3 | /lad/ | |
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21:00 |
The Crab Bucket 35', 86' Suppa Grugga 45+1', 45+1' |
57', 72' Rubber Bullets 83' Kiryu Never Killed Anyone |
19 November 2023 | /rlo/ | 2–1 | /zra/ | |
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21:40 |
Slaps roof of pendant pod 10' | 41' N E C C yourself 49' Thanks Australia |
25 November 2023 | /lad/ | – | /rlo/ | |
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21:00 |
25 November 2023 | /zra/ | – | /wheel/ | |
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21:40 |
Knockout Stage
Quarter-finals
Semi-finals
Final
Quarter Finals
26 November 2022 | TBD | – | TBD | |
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17:00 |
26 November 2022 | TBD | – | TBD | |
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17:40 |
26 November 2022 | TBD | – | TBD | |
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18:20 |
26 November 2022 | TBD | – | TBD | |
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19:00 |
Semi Finals
26 November 2022 | TBD | – | TBD | |
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19:40 |
26 November 2022 | TBD | – | TBD | |
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20:20 |
Third Place Match
26 November 2022 | TBD | – | TBD | |
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21:00 |
Final
26 November 2022 | TBD | – | TBD | |
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21:40 |
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