Garbage Week: The Biggest Spoon of All Time
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Garbage Week is the bloated version of Garbage Day for the 2021 10th Anniversary 4chan World Cup. A celebration of the cup's Best of the Rest as the eliminated 32 teams throw slop at each other to win the biggest golden spoon the cup could buy with it's finances. (Image soon.) Garbage Week features festivities other than the tradtional /trash/ match and Golden Spoon bracket.
Rules
In case you're an idiot, the team with the lower score moves on so that this bracket can determine who is ultimately the absolute shit.
August 9th & 10th Golden Spoon Playoff
The Winner of this tournament will play in the Feature Length /trash/ match on August 13th.
Challonge Bracket: https://challonge.com/GrandTrash
Round of 32
/a/
4(4)
/vp/
4(3)
/tg/
5
/vrpg/
6
/vt/
13
/pol/
0
/an/
3
/k/
4
/y/
4
/ck/
1
/sci/
2
/diy/
3
/cgl/
6
/adv/
2
/his/
3
/aco/
0
/fit/
4(5)
/s/
4(3)
/vr/
5
/f/
4
/e/
1
/po/
7
/vg/
4
/3/
3
/h/
6
/wsg/
1
/toy/
2
/gd/
1
/tv/
2
/co/
3
/w/
0
/bant/
10
Round of 16
/vp/
/tg/
/pol/
/an/
/ck/
/sci/
/adv/
/aco/
/s/
/f/
/e/
/3/
/wsg/
/gd/
/tv/
/w/
Quarter-finals
Semi-finals
Finals
Round of 32
| 9 August 2021 | /a/ 
|
4–4 |  /vp/
| |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17:00 |
Cowboy Beebop  5'Yotsuba 30'Mugi 58'Inferno Cop 77'
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18' Fug 48' Miror B. 53' Bravest Bird 56' Gary Motherfucking Oak
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Animation Alley Attendance: 304 | |
| Penalties | ||||
"THAT"  Boku no Pico  Desu Sakurafish Accelerator King of GETS
|
4–3 | >implying owls are birds Proud of its Power Trumpets WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING Nigger Winner Furthremore KANTOOOOOOOOO
|
| 9 August 2021 | /tg/ 
|
5–6 |  /vrpg/
| |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17:30 |
Emprah 54', 90+1' Thin your Paints 65'Urist McDwarf 71'Doomrider 84'
|
17', 27', 45+0', 56', 75' Dagoth Ur 62' Influence Lost
|
Battle Royal Arena Attendance: 310 |
| 9 August 2021 | /vt/ 
|
13–0 |  /pol/
| |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18:00 |
mikoboat 5', 45+0', 53', 65', 89' Good Luck Kaichou 15', 62'Watamage 28', 33'Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Nenechi 40', 50', 82'ogey rrat 59'
|
Astrea Hills Attendance: 419 |
| 9 August 2021 | /an/ 
|
3–4 |  /k/
| |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18:30 |
Canadian Goose 35' Take it to the Vet 62'Honey Badger 66'Scanned Snake  45+3'
|
25' Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and BRRRRRRRT 45+0', 90+0' BRRRRTFACE 59' Lauri BRRRRT 11' Is that a BRRRRRRRT?
|
The Time Cube Attendance: 369 |
| 9 August 2021 | /y/ 
|
4–1 |  /ck/
| |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19:00 |
My Husbando 3' Yaranaika 45+0'Gerudo Link 75'Male AHEGAOOOOOOOOOOOH 89'
|
8' Fast Food Autism 66' Cock Sauce 71' Puer Lesbians
|
Armchair General Attendance: 303 |
| 9 August 2021 | /sci/ 
|
2–3 |  /diy/
| |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19:30 |
Shinichi Mochizuki 22' >biology >hard science 24'Norman Wildberger 88'
|
5' Shipping Containers 17' MacGyver 31' Imitation Crab Meat
|
The Untrodden Valley Attendance: 307 |
| 9 August 2021 | /cgl/ 
|
6–2 |  /adv/
| |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20:00 |
Mana-sama 4', 35', 88' Telephone-chan 60'Dramu 65', 90+0'
|
33' Suicide 69' Friendzoned
|
The Mountaintops Attendance: 300 |
| 9 August 2021 | /his/ 
|
3–0 |  /aco/
| |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20:30 |
Nutmeg Genocide 38' Monsier Lindy 53'Charles II 66'
|
82' Raven
|
Polly's Wonderland Attendance: 279 |
| 9 August 2021 | /fit/ 
|
4–4 |  /s/
| |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21:00 |
L O N D O N 29', 57', 64' >that 30 year old boomer 68'
|
38' Ratchet & Skank 40', 44' BANNED 77' Dressed-Undressed 86' Stacy's Mom
|
Legoland Attendance: 264 | |
| Penalties | ||||
| /fraud/ SS+GOMAD BLOAT LORD KYRIAKOS Sir Read the Fucking Sticky
|
5–3 | Asking for it In the Crack Pixie Puffy Nipples
|
| 9 August 2021 | /vr/ 
|
5–4 |  /f/
| |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21:30 |
Doomguy 7', 39' Powerglove 12', 45+3'>filters 55'What is a Man 41'
|
38', 77' Lolicatgirls 67' PARTY HARD 89' DA HOOD 11' Pepsi Man 45+3' Billy Herrington
|
100 Acre Wood Attendance: 254 |
| 9 August 2021 | /e/ 
|
1–7 |  /po/
| |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22:00 |
ENF 35'
|
13' >>>/pol/ 23', 27', 45+1', 56', 78' 1000 Cranes 80' Sticky when?
|
Sand Casino Attendance: 239 |
| 9 August 2021 | /vg/ 
|
4–3 |  /3/
| |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22:30 |
CEO of GEO 8' I'm going to Alice! 19', 53', 90+5'Zero Sanity 39'
|
5' Utah Teapot 39' Quads Only 64' Uncanny Valley
|
Battle Royal Arena Attendance: 224 |
| 9 August 2021 | /h/ 
|
6–1 |  /wsg/
| |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23:00 |
Mind Break 22' Liru 25', 90+1'Incest 50', 59'Can't Beat the Cock 65'
|
71' VLC Glitch 80' Why are you Gay?
|
Daytona Beach Attendance: 221 |
| 9 August 2021 | /toy/ 
|
2–1 |  /gd/
| |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23:30 |
| 9 August 2021 | /tv/ 
|
2–3 |  /co/
| |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23:59 |
| 10 August 2021 | /w/ 
|
0–10 |  /bant/
| |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 00:30 |
Round of 16
| 10 August 2021 | /vp/
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/tg/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17:00 |
| 10 August 2021 | /pol/
|
/an/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17:30 |
| 10 August 2021 | /ck/
|
/sci/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18:00 |
| 10 August 2021 | /adv/
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/aco/
| ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18:30 |
| 10 August 2021 | /fit/
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/f/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19:00 |
| 10 August 2021 | /e/
|
/3/
| ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19:30 |
| 10 August 2021 | /wsg/
|
 TBD
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20:00 |
| 10 August 2021 | TBD
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TBD
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| 20:30 |
Quarter-finals
| 10 August 2021 | TBD
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TBD
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| 21:00 |
| 10 August 2021 | TBD
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TBD
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| 21:30 |
| 10 August 2021 | TBD
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TBD
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| 22:00 |
| 10 August 2021 | TBD
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TBD
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| 22:30 |
Semi-finals
| 10 August 2021 | TBD
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TBD
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23:00 |
| 10 August 2021 | TBD
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TBD
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| 23:30 |
Final
| 10 August 2021 | TBD
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TBD
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23:59 |
August 11th Greatest Spoon of them All Homerun Derby
The Homerun Derby is a carefully selected dozen teams to see who can rack up the biggest score against /trash/ as possible. Match ends at either the full 90 or whenever /trash/ scores. The 12 teams selected to play have all previously "won" one or more wooden spoons across the 4CC's history. With the exception of /y/
Schedule
| 11 August 2021 | TBD
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 /trash/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17:00 |
| 11 August 2021 | TBD
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/trash/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17:30 |
| 11 August 2021 | TBD
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/trash/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18:00 |
| 11 August 2021 | TBD
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/trash/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18:30 |
| 11 August 2021 | TBD
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/trash/
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| 19:00 |
| 11 August 2021 | TBD
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/trash/
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| 19:30 |
| 11 August 2021 | TBD
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| 20:00 |
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| 20:30 |
| 11 August 2021 | TBD
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/trash/
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| 21:00 |
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| 21:30 |
| 11 August 2021 | TBD
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| 22:00 |
| 11 August 2021 | TBD
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/trash/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22:30 |
August 12th Graveyard Round Robin ft. PES 15
| Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 /gif/ |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
 /ic/ |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
 /hm/ |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
 /hr/ |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 12 August 2021 | /gif/
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/hr/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17:00 |
| 12 August 2021 | /ic/
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/hm/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17:30 |
| 12 August 2021 | /gif/
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/ic/
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| 18:00 |
| 12 August 2021 | /hr/
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| 18:30 |
| 12 August 2021 | /ic/
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/hr/
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| 19:00 |
| 12 August 2021 | /hm/
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/gif/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19:30 |
August 13 FEATURE LENGTH /trash/ MATCH
| 13 August 2021 | TBD
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/trash/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17:00 |