/hoc/ League

Tournament details

Host board

TBD

Dates

N/A

Teams

8

Final positions

Champion

/TBD/

Runner-up

/TBD/

Third

/TBD/

Fourth

/TBD/

Tournament statistics
Matches	0
Goals scored	0 (Division by zero. per match)
Top scorer(s)
Top assister(s)
Golden Glove
Best player
Yellow cards	0 (Division by zero. per match)
Red cards	0 (Division by zero. per match)

/hoc/ League

TBD

The 2017 /hoc/ League is the inaugural season-formatted version of /hoc/. Of course, it has nothing to do with the actual general on /sp/ really. It's just hockey. Hockey memes and goofs. /hoc/ is more fun to say though. Click here for more information on the format of /hoc/ League.

All streams and VODs (for now anyway) can be found here.

Teams

The eight teams competing in the first /hoc/ League are as follows:

/broons/
/drw/
/rags/
/snes/

/mild/
/ncaah/
/oilels/
/stors/

Schedule Draw

The draw took place on September 8th, here. Each team's schedule is displayed in the column of that team's name/page link. Each team plays conference opponents twice and non-conference opponents once, so 2 * 3 + 1 * 4 = 10 games. Teams will play one home and one away game versus conference opponents and two home games against two random non-conference opponents and vice versa for away games. The first, ninth and tenth weeks of the season are rigged to be division matches, though not specific division matches. Everything else is random. This is the result of the draw:

Week	/broons/	/drw/	/rags/	/snes/	/mild/	/ncaah/	/oilels/	/stors/
1	@ /drw/ 0-0 (4-2)	vs. /broons/ 0-0 (4-2)	@ /snes/ 1-3	vs. /rags/ 1-3	vs. /oilels/ 1-0	@ /stors/ 2-5	@ /mild/ 1-0	vs. /ncaah/ 2-5
2	vs. /oilels/ 4-3	vs. /snes/ 0-2	@ /stors/ 0-1	@ /drw/ 0-2	vs. /ncaah/ 2-1 OT	@ /mild/ 2-1 OT	@ /broons/ 4-3	vs. /rags/ 0-1
3	@ /mild/ 0-0 (5-6)	vs. /rags/ 0-0 (2-4)	@ /drw/ 0-0 (2-4)	vs. /stors/ 3-4	vs. /broons/ 0-0 (5-6)	vs. /oilels/ 0-4	@ /ncaah/ 0-4	@ /snes/ 3-4
4	@ /snes/ 0-1	vs. /ncaah/ 2-2 (7-6)	vs. /mild/ 0-1	vs. /broons/ 0-1	@ /rags/ 1-0	@ /drw/ 2-2 (7-6)	vs. /stors/ 4-2	@ /oilels/ 4-2
5	@ /ncaah/ 3-2	@ /stors/ 0-1 OT	vs. /oilels/ 5-3	@ /mild/ 0-2	vs. /snes/ 0-2	vs. /broons/ 3-2	@ /rags/ 5-3	vs. /drw/ 0-1 OT
6	vs. /rags/ 0-2	@ /oilels/ 0-2	@ /broons/ 0-2	vs. /ncaah/ 6-1	@ /stors/ 3-0	@ /snes/ 6-1	vs. /drw/ 0-2	vs. /mild/ 3-0
7	vs. /drw/ 0-0 (5-3)	@ /broons/ 0-0 (5-3)	vs. /snes/ 1-0	@ /rags/ 1-0	@ /oilels/ 4-0	vs. /stors/ 0-0 (4-2)	vs. /mild/ 4-0	@ /ncaah/ 0-0 (4-2)
8	vs. /stors/	vs. /mild/	@ /ncaah/	@ /oilels/	@ /drw/	vs. /rags/	vs. /snes/	@ /broons/
9	vs. /snes/	@ /rags/	vs. /drw/	@/broons/	@ /ncaah/	vs. /mild/	@ /stors/	vs. /oilels/
10	@ /rags/	@ /snes/	vs. /broons/	vs. /drw/	vs. /stors/	@ /oilels/	vs. /ncaah/	@ /mild/

Key
Win
OT Win
OT Loss
Loss

Standings

The teams are split into two Conferences, Prince of Wales and Clarence S. Campbell. Each conference will send the two best teams at the conclusion of the regular season to the playoffs. These are the current standings for both:

Prince of Wales

Team	GP	W	OTW	OTL	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/rags/	7	5	1	0	1	13	6	7	17
/broons/	7	2	3	0	2	7	8	-1	12
/drw/	7	1	2	3	1	6	5	1	10
/snes/	7	3	0	0	4	14	10	4	9

Clarence S. Campbell

Team	GP	W	OTW	OTL	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/ncaah/	7	2	1	2	2	12	18	-6	10
/oilels/	7	3	0	0	4	18	14	4	9
/mild/	7	2	1	1	3	4	10	-6	9
/stors/	7	2	0	2	3	11	12	-1	8

Schedule

As written above, teams will play two games against each conference opponent and one game against each non-conference opponent, totaling 10 games. Weeks one, nine and ten are division weeks.. Times and dates are subject to change due to IRL bullshit, so check this page often! Hopefully everything will be set in stone at least a week away from each matchday. All weeks will start about 3 hours after normal cup time on Fridays, though not during the Autumn Babby Cup weekends.

The first 6 weeks should run as normal, week-to-week. Then things get a little interesting with the Autumn Babby Cup and its qualifiers. There is no divegrass other than the cup to be streamed on the main channel during cups. A break will be nice as well, so we'll take those three weeks off. Right now, the plan is to run a doubleheader on the weeks leading up to and following the Babby (October 20th and November 17th). Crunchtime, if you will. The last week will stand alone and probably have an All-Star game as a celebration of the season as a whole and the best players during the season (November 24th). Then the playoffs will happen the following week (December 1st).

In any case, here are the matches themselves:

Week 1, September 15th

	/drw/	0–0 (a.e.t.)	/broons/
21:00	Streakhan 109'		58' Cam Kneely	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 17 Video: Smashcast
		Penalties
	Abbagator Supermantha Captain Hank Snip Show	2–4	Krech Nose Face Killah Big Daddy Z St. Patrice

	/snes/	1–3	/rags/
21:30	ERIG :DDDDDDDD 83'		52', 90+5' 1994 77' #BringBackAvery 38' Marc Staal's One Good Eye	TD Garden/The MSG Attendance: 20 Video: Smashcast

	/mild/	1–0	/oilels/
22:00	Nordy 66'			The X/Roger Place Attendance: 21 Video: Smashcast

	/stors/	2–5	/ncaah/
22:30	Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals 52', 70' Ruffled Lines 5'		5' (pen.) MINNESOTAWINSLOL 10', 65' Martin St. Louis 22' NODAKS 63' 4:20	The Frozen Four/The AAC Attendance: 18 Video: Smashcast

Week 2, September 22rd

	/broons/	4–3	/oilels/
21:00	Krech 20', 69' Cam Kneely 78' Nose Face Killah 80' St. Patrice 69'		57', 63', 90+0' McJesus	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 20 Video: Smashcast

	/drw/	0–2	/snes/
21:30			25', 65' >yfw DA TURRS	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 19 Video: Smashcast

	/mild/	2–1 (a.e.t.)	/ncaah/
22:00	Brinks 41' Hockey's Back 105+2' Hockey's Back 44' Crows Chant 109'		74' Martin St. Louis 45+1' The Uconn Whalers 96' >Atlantic "Hockey"	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 20 Video: Smashcast

	/stors/	0–1	/rags/
22:30	John Klingman 88'		85' Potvin Sucks	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 14 Video: Smashcast

Week 3, September 29th

	/drw/	1–1 (a.e.t.)	/rags/
21:00	Abbagator 45'		54' 1994 12' Matteau! Matteau! 91' Potvin Sucks	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 6
		Penalties
	Abbagator Supermantha Captain Hank Snip Show	2–4	Rick Nash, Playoff Choker 1940 Potvin Sucks 1994

	/mild/	0–0	/broons/
21:30	Born To Be Wild 19' Nordy 105+0'		63' Boston Greenhouse Garden 82'St. Patrice 113' Local Boy Frankie	The X/Rogers Place Attendance: 7
		Penalties
	Nordy Brinks Kapfinn Hockey's Back DUUUUUUUUUUB Punished Heatley April 22, 2003	5–6	Krech Nose Face Killah Bid Daddy Z St. Patrice TUUKKA not Toohkah Cam Kneely Local Boy Frankie

	/ncaah/	0–4	/oilels/
22:00			50' Poolparty 58' McJesus 80' L O O C H 82' The Final Solution	The Frozen Four/The AAC Attendance: 7

	/snes/	3–4	/stors/
22:30	>yfw DA TURRS 2', 39' STONER 84' I'm Not Coming 11'		12' Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals 74', 80' Beast Mode Jamie Benn 82' I Am Val Nichushkin 34' Good Goal 90+0' Beast Mode Jamie Benn	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 7

Week 4, October 6th

	/drw/	2–2	/ncaah/
21:00	25' Snip Show 88' Hug of Death 32' Captain Hank		11' Martin St. Louis 47' 4:20 67' >Atlantic "Hockey" 88' (No)Mercyhurst	The Baddest Bowl Video: Smashcast
		Penalties
	Abbagator Supermantha Captain Hank Snip Show Saint Petr Streakhan Mitch Callahan's Face	7–6	>Atlantic "Hockey" MINNESOTAWINSLOL Martin St. Louis 7th Round Pick Of The Arizona Coyotes Hug of Death PAC12 When? Alabama-Huntsville

	/oilels/	4–2	/stors/
21:30	22', 35' McJesus 62', 82' THE FINAL SOLUTION 46' The Nuge		33' Beast Mode Jamie Benn 60' Prospect Graveyard	Rogers Place Video: Smashcast 1 Smashcast 2 Smashcast 3

	/rags/	0–1	/mild/
22:00			67' Kapfinn	The MSG Video: Smashcast

	/snes/	0–1	/broons/
22:30			11' Nose Face Killah	The Palladium Video: Smashcast

Week 5, October 13th

	/mild/	0–2	/snes/
21:00			>yfw DA TURRS 59', 65'	The X/Roger Place Attendance: 44

	/ncaah/	3–2	/broons/
21:30	The Belpot 22' Martin St. Louis 85' UCONN Whalers 90+0' APRIL INSANITY 13' >Atlantic "Hockey" 68'		24' Nose Face Killah 90+5' Krech	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 46

	/rags/	5–3	/oilels/
22:00	1940 2' 1994 44', 88', 90+3' POTVIN SUCKS 45+3'		6' Poolparty 11' L O O C H 14' McJesus 12' L O O C H 81' GOAT Coffey	TD Garden/The MSG Attendance: 38

	/stors/	0–1 (a.e.t.)	/drw/
22:30	ROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 40' I Am Val Nichushkin 47'		104' Sauce 91' Helmer 112' DDK	The Frozen Four/The AAC Attendance: 35

Week 6, October 20th

	/broons/		/rags/
21:00

	/oilels/		/drw/
21:30

	/snes/		/ncaah/
22:00 Note: /ncaah/'s >Atlantic """"""Hockey"""""" is suspended for this match

	/stors/		/mild/
22:30

Week 7, October 20th

	/broons/		/drw/
21:00

	/ncaah/		/stors/
21:30

	/oilels/		/mild/
22:00

	/rags/		/snes/
22:30

Week 8, November 17th

	/broons/		/stors/
21:00

	/drw/		/mild/
21:30

	/ncaah/		/rags/
22:00

	/oilels/		/snes/
22:30

Week 9, November 17th

	/broons/		/snes/
21:00

	/rags/		/drw/
21:30

	/ncaah/		/mild/
22:00

	/stors/		/oilels/
22:30

Week 10, November 24th

	/rags/		/broons/
21:00

	/snes/		/drw/
21:30

	/mild/		/stors/
22:00

	/oilels/		/ncaah/
22:30

Player Statistics

Goals

7 goals

McJesus

6 goals

>yfw DA TURRS
1994

5 goals

*

Martin St. Louis

3 goals

Krech
Nose Face Killah
THE FINAL SOLUTION

Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals
Beast Mode Jamie Benn

2 goals

4:20

Beast Mode Jamie Benn

L O O C H
Poolparty

fuck it, table soon

1 goal

Cam Kneely
Sauce
Snip Show
Abbagator
Brinks
Hockey's Back
Kapfinn

Nordy
Nodaks
MINNESOTAWINSLOL
The UCONN Whalers

#BringBackAvery
Potvin Sucks
ERIG :DDDDDDDD
STONER
I Am Val Nichushkin

Assists

4 assists

Stoner

3 assists

Poolparty

2 assists

The Belpot
L O O C H
THE FINAL SOLUTION

1994
American Hero Mike Modano

I Am Val Nichuskin

1 assist

Krech
Nose Face Killah
St. Patrice
DON'T POKE THE BEAR
Pasta
Sauce
Kapfinn

Hockey's Back
7th Round Pick of The Arizona Coyotes
Nodaks
The UCONN Whalers
Ryan Smyth's Mullet
McJesus

1940
No Prospects
>yfw DA TURRS
ROUUUUUUUUUUU
Beast Mode Jamie Benn
Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals

Saves

16 saves

CRAIG

13 saves

DUUUUUUUUUUB

12 saves

King Henrik

9 saves

Hockey East Ref
Clam TalBOT

6 saves

Big Ben Bishop

5 saves

Jimmies Unrustled
TUUKKA not Toohkah
HUG OF DEATH

3 saves

Saint Petr

2 saves

>>Finnish goaltending

1 save

Ten Years Of Bad Management

/hoc/ League 2017

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