/hoc/ League

Tournament details

Host board

TBD

Dates

N/A

Teams

8

Final positions

Champion

/TBD/

Runner-up

/TBD/

Third

/TBD/

Fourth

/TBD/

Tournament statistics
Matches	0
Goals scored	0 (Division by zero. per match)
Top scorer(s)
Top assister(s)
Golden Glove
Best player
Yellow cards	0 (Division by zero. per match)
Red cards	0 (Division by zero. per match)

/hoc/ League

TBD

The 2017 /hoc/ League is the inaugural season-formatted version of /hoc/. Of course, it has nothing to do with the actual general on /sp/ really. It's just hockey. Hockey memes and goofs. /hoc/ is more fun to say though. Click here for more information on the format of /hoc/ League.

All streams and VODs (for now anyway) can be found here.

Teams

The eight teams competing in the first /hoc/ League are as follows:

/broons/
/drw/
/rags/
/snes/

/mild/
/ncaah/
/oilels/
/stors/

Schedule Draw

The draw took place on September 8th, here. Each team's schedule is displayed in the column of that team's name/page link. Each team plays conference opponents twice and non-conference opponents once, so 2 * 3 + 1 * 4 = 10 games. Teams will play one home and one away game versus conference opponents and two home games against two random non-conference opponents and vice versa for away games. The first, ninth and tenth weeks of the season are rigged to be division matches, though not specific division matches. Everything else is random. This is the result of the draw:

Week	/broons/	/drw/	/rags/	/snes/	/mild/	/ncaah/	/oilels/	/stors/
1	@ /drw/ 0-0 (4-2)	vs. /broons/ 0-0 (4-2)	@ /snes/ 1-3	vs. /rags/ 1-3	vs. /oilels/ 1-0	@ /stors/ 2-5	@ /mild/ 1-0	vs. /ncaah/ 2-5
2	vs. /oilels/ 4-3	vs. /snes/ 0-2	@ /stors/ 0-1	@ /drw/ 0-2	vs. /ncaah/ 2-1 OT	@ /mild/ 2-1 OT	@ /broons/ 4-3	vs. /rags/ 0-1
3	@ /mild/ 0-0 (5-6)	vs. /rags/ 0-0 (2-4)	@ /drw/ 0-0 (2-4)	vs. /stors/ 3-4	vs. /broons/ 0-0 (5-6)	vs. /oilels/ 0-4	@ /ncaah/ 0-4	@ /snes/ 3-4
4	@ /snes/ 0-1	vs. /ncaah/ 2-2 (7-6)	vs. /mild/ 0-1	vs. /broons/ 0-1	@ /rags/ 1-0	@ /drw/ 2-2 (7-6)	vs. /stors/ 4-2	@ /oilels/ 4-2
5	@ /ncaah/ 3-2	@ /stors/ 0-1 OT	vs. /oilels/ 5-3	@ /mild/ 0-2	vs. /snes/ 0-2	vs. /broons/ 3-2	@ /rags/ 5-3	vs. /drw/ 0-1 OT
6	vs. /rags/ 0-2	@ /oilels/ 0-2	@ /broons/ 0-2	vs. /ncaah/ 6-1	@ /stors/ 3-0	@ /snes/ 6-1	vs. /drw/ 0-2	vs. /mild/ 3-0
7	vs. /drw/ 0-0 (5-3)	@ /broons/ 0-0 (5-3)	vs. /snes/ 1-0	@ /rags/ 1-0	@ /oilels/ 4-0	vs. /stors/ 0-0 (4-2)	vs. /mild/ 4-0	@ /ncaah/ 0-0 (4-2)
8	vs. /stors/	vs. /mild/	@ /ncaah/	@ /oilels/	@ /drw/	vs. /rags/	vs. /snes/	@ /broons/
9	vs. /snes/	@ /rags/	vs. /drw/	@/broons/	@ /ncaah/	vs. /mild/	@ /stors/	vs. /oilels/
10	@ /rags/	@ /snes/	vs. /broons/	vs. /drw/	vs. /stors/	@ /oilels/	vs. /ncaah/	@ /mild/

Key
Win
OT Win
OT Loss
Loss

Standings

The teams are split into two Conferences, Prince of Wales and Clarence S. Campbell. Each conference will send the two best teams at the conclusion of the regular season to the playoffs. These are the current standings for both:

Prince of Wales

Team	GP	W	OTW	OTL	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/rags/	7	5	1	0	1	13	6	7	17
/broons/	7	2	3	0	2	7	8	-1	12
/drw/	7	1	2	3	1	6	5	1	10
/snes/	7	3	0	0	4	14	10	4	9

Clarence S. Campbell

Team	GP	W	OTW	OTL	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/ncaah/	7	2	1	2	2	12	18	-6	10
/oilels/	7	3	0	0	4	18	14	4	9
/mild/	7	2	1	1	3	4	10	-6	9
/stors/	7	2	0	2	3	11	12	-1	8

Schedule

As written above, teams will play two games against each conference opponent and one game against each non-conference opponent, totaling 10 games. Weeks one, nine and ten are division weeks.. Times and dates are subject to change due to IRL bullshit, so check this page often! Hopefully everything will be set in stone at least a week away from each matchday. All weeks will start about 3 hours after normal cup time on Fridays, though not during the Autumn Babby Cup weekends.

The first 6 weeks should run as normal, week-to-week. Then things get a little interesting with the Autumn Babby Cup and its qualifiers. There is no divegrass other than the cup to be streamed on the main channel during cups. A break will be nice as well, so we'll take those three weeks off. Right now, the plan is to run a doubleheader on the weeks leading up to and following the Babby (October 20th and November 17th). Crunchtime, if you will. The last week will stand alone and probably have an All-Star game as a celebration of the season as a whole and the best players during the season (November 24th). Then the playoffs will happen the following week (December 1st).

In any case, here are the matches themselves:

Week 1, September 15th

	/drw/	0–0 (a.e.t.)	/broons/
21:00	Streakhan 109'		58' Cam Kneely	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 17 Video: Smashcast
		Penalties
	Abbagator Supermantha Captain Hank Snip Show	2–4	Krech Nose Face Killah Big Daddy Z St. Patrice

	/snes/	1–3	/rags/
21:30	ERIG :DDDDDDDD 83'		52', 90+5' 1994 77' #BringBackAvery 38' Marc Staal's One Good Eye	TD Garden/The MSG Attendance: 20 Video: Smashcast

	/mild/	1–0	/oilels/
22:00	Nordy 66'			The X/Roger Place Attendance: 21 Video: Smashcast

	/stors/	2–5	/ncaah/
22:30	Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals 52', 70' Ruffled Lines 5'		5' (pen.) MINNESOTAWINSLOL 10', 65' Martin St. Louis 22' NODAKS 63' 4:20	The Frozen Four/The AAC Attendance: 18 Video: Smashcast

Week 2, September 22rd

	/broons/	4–3	/oilels/
21:00	Krech 20', 69' Cam Kneely 78' Nose Face Killah 80' St. Patrice 69'		57', 63', 90+0' McJesus	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 20 Video: Smashcast

	/drw/	0–2	/snes/
21:30			25', 65' >yfw DA TURRS	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 19 Video: Smashcast

	/mild/	2–1 (a.e.t.)	/ncaah/
22:00	Brinks 41' Hockey's Back 105+2' Hockey's Back 44' Crows Chant 109'		74' Martin St. Louis 45+1' The Uconn Whalers 96' >Atlantic "Hockey"	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 20 Video: Smashcast

	/stors/	0–1	/rags/
22:30	John Klingman 88'		85' Potvin Sucks	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 14 Video: Smashcast

Week 3, September 29th

	/drw/	1–1 (a.e.t.)	/rags/
21:00	Abbagator 45'		54' 1994 12' Matteau! Matteau! 91' Potvin Sucks	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 6
		Penalties
	Abbagator Supermantha Captain Hank Snip Show	2–4	Rick Nash, Playoff Choker 1940 Potvin Sucks 1994

	/mild/	0–0	/broons/
21:30	Born To Be Wild 19' Nordy 105+0'		63' Boston Greenhouse Garden 82'St. Patrice 113' Local Boy Frankie	The X/Rogers Place Attendance: 7
		Penalties
	Nordy Brinks Kapfinn Hockey's Back DUUUUUUUUUUB Punished Heatley April 22, 2003	5–6	Krech Nose Face Killah Bid Daddy Z St. Patrice TUUKKA not Toohkah Cam Kneely Local Boy Frankie

	/ncaah/	0–4	/oilels/
22:00			50' Poolparty 58' McJesus 80' L O O C H 82' The Final Solution	The Frozen Four/The AAC Attendance: 7

	/snes/	3–4	/stors/
22:30	>yfw DA TURRS 2', 39' STONER 84' I'm Not Coming 11'		12' Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals 74', 80' Beast Mode Jamie Benn 82' I Am Val Nichushkin 34' Good Goal 90+0' Beast Mode Jamie Benn	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 7

Week 4, October 6th

	/drw/	2–2	/ncaah/
21:00	25' Snip Show 88' Hug of Death 32' Captain Hank		11' Martin St. Louis 47' 4:20 67' >Atlantic "Hockey" 88' (No)Mercyhurst	The Baddest Bowl Video: Smashcast
		Penalties
	Abbagator Supermantha Captain Hank Snip Show Saint Petr Streakhan Mitch Callahan's Face	7–6	>Atlantic "Hockey" MINNESOTAWINSLOL Martin St. Louis 7th Round Pick Of The Arizona Coyotes Hug of Death PAC12 When? Alabama-Huntsville

	/oilels/	4–2	/stors/
21:30	22', 35' McJesus 62', 82' THE FINAL SOLUTION 46' The Nuge		33' Beast Mode Jamie Benn 60' Prospect Graveyard	Rogers Place Video: Smashcast 1 Smashcast 2 Smashcast 3

	/rags/	0–1	/mild/
22:00			67' Kapfinn	The MSG Video: Smashcast

	/snes/	0–1	/broons/
22:30			11' Nose Face Killah	The Palladium Video: Smashcast

Week 5, October 13th

	/mild/	0–2	/snes/
21:00			>yfw DA TURRS 59', 65'	The X/Roger Place Attendance: 44

	/ncaah/	3–2	/broons/
21:30	The Belpot 22' Martin St. Louis 85' UCONN Whalers 90+0' APRIL INSANITY 13' >Atlantic "Hockey" 68'		24' Nose Face Killah 90+5' Krech	The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 46

	/rags/	5–3	/oilels/
22:00	1940 2' 1994 44', 88', 90+3' POTVIN SUCKS 45+3'		6' Poolparty 11' L O O C H 14' McJesus 12' L O O C H 81' GOAT Coffey	TD Garden/The MSG Attendance: 38

	/stors/	0–1 (a.e.t.)	/drw/
22:30	ROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 40' I Am Val Nichushkin 47'		104' Sauce 91' Helmer 112' DDK	The Frozen Four/The AAC Attendance: 35

Week 6, October 20th

	/broons/	0–2	/rags/
21:00	Local Boy Frankie 90'		61' Rick Nash, Playoff Choker 90+3' 1994 31' Marc Staal's One Good Eye	TD Garden

	/oilels/	0–2	/drw/
21:30			29' Abbagator 83'Snip Show 69' Captain Hank	Rogers Place

	/snes/	6–1	/ncaah/
22:00 Note: /ncaah/'s >Atlantic """"""Hockey"""""" is suspended for this match	ERIG :DDDDDDDD 19' STONER 33' >yfw da TURRS 36', 50', 55', 58' I'M COMING IN HOT 6' A+ Effort 70'		81' Alabama-Huntsville 73' >losing to an Alternative Michigan	The Palladium

	/stors/	3–0	/mild/
22:30	Beast Mode Jamie Benn 23' AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO 56' I Am Val Nichushkin 59' I Am Val Nichushkin 78'			The AAC

Week 7, October 20th

	/broons/	0–0	/drw/
21:00	St. Patrice 74'		19' Mitch Callahan's Face 38'> Snip Show	TD Garden
		Penalties
	Krech Nose Face Killah St. Patrice Big Daddy Z TUUKKA not Toohkah	5–3	Abbagator Supermantha Snip Show Captain Hank

	/ncaah/	0–0	/stors/
21:30	Miami 74' >losing to an Alternative Michigan 108'		103' ROUUUUUUUUUUUU	The Frozen Four
		Penalties
	>losing to an Alternative Michigan MINNESOTAWINSLOL 7th Round Pick of the Arizona Coyotes Marty St. Louis	4–2	Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals I Am Val Nichushkin Beast Mode Jamie Benn

	/oilels/	4–0	/mild/
22:00	McJesus 10', 87' Poolparty 45+1' THE FINAL SOLUTION 68' THE FINAL SOLUTION 46'		68' Masterton Memorial Trophy	Rogers Place

	/rags/	1–0	/snes/
22:30	The Blue Seats 26'		73' sens r cool leafs r poo	The MSG

Week 8, November 17th

	/broons/		/stors/
21:00 Note: /broons/'s St. Patrice is suspended for this match

	/drw/		/mild/
21:30

	/ncaah/		/rags/
22:00

	/oilels/		/snes/
22:30

Week 9, November 17th

	/broons/		/snes/
21:00

	/rags/		/drw/
21:30

	/ncaah/		/mild/
22:00

	/stors/		/oilels/
22:30

Week 10, November 24th

	/rags/		/broons/
21:00

	/snes/		/drw/
21:30

	/mild/		/stors/
22:00

	/oilels/		/ncaah/
22:30

Player Statistics

Top 50 Players

Skaters	Team	POS	M	GS	G	A	PTS	MM	SMM	YC	RT
>yfw DA TURRS	/snes/	F	G	7	10	1	11	3	1	0	6.64285714285714
1994	/rags/	F	G	7	7	4	11	4	0	0	6.71428571428571
McJesus	/oilels/	F	G	7	9	1	10	0	2	0	6.64285714285714
THE FINAL SOLUTION	/oilels/	F	G	7	4	4	8	1	0	1	6.42857142857143
Poolparty	/oilels/	F	S	7	3	4	7	0	0	0	6.21428571428571
STONER	/snes/	F	S	7	2	5	7	0	0	0	6.28571428571429
Martin St. Louis	/ncaah/	F	G	7	5	1	6	3	1	0	6.35714285714286
Beast Mode Jamie Benn	/stors/	F	G	7	4	1	5	2	0	1	6.35714285714286
Krech	/broons/	F	S	7	3	2	5	1	0	0	6.14285714285714
Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals	/stors/	MF	S	7	3	2	5	0	0	0	6.14285714285714
Nose Face Killah	/broons/	F	S	7	3	1	4	0	0	0	6.21428571428571
L O O C H	/oilels/	F		1	2	2	4	1	0	1	6.5
I Am Val Nichuskin	/stors/	MF	S	7	2	2	4	0	1	2	6.14285714285714
AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO	/stors/	F	G	7	1	3	4	1	0	0	6.28571428571429
Abbagator	/drw/	F	S	7	2	1	3	1	1	0	6.28571428571429
POTVIN SUCKS	/rags/	MF	G	7	2	1	3	0	1	1	6.28571428571429
Sauce	/drw/	MF		4	1	2	3	1	1	0	6.125
The Belpot	/ncaah/	MF		6	1	2	3	0	1	0	6.08333333333333
4:20	/ncaah/	MF		2	2	0	2	0	1	0	6.75
Snip Show	/drw/	MF	G	7	2	0	2	1	0	1	6.21428571428571
ERIG :DDDDDDDDDD	/snes/	MF	G	7	2	0	2	0	0	0	6
Kapfinn	/mild/	F	G	7	1	1	2	1	2	0	6.35714285714286
Hockey's Back	/mild/	MF	G	7	1	1	2	1	1	1	6.28571428571429
1940	/rags/	MF	S	7	1	1	2	0	0	0	6.07142857142857
The UCONN Whalers	/ncaah/	F		3	1	1	2	0	0	1	6
Nodaks	/ncaah/	MF		6	1	1	2	0	0	0	5.75
St. Patrice	/broons/	MF	G	7	0	2	2	1	0	3	6.21428571428571
Mighty Bitey Burrows	/snes/	MF		4	0	2	2	0	0	0	6
I'M COMING IN HOT	/snes/	MF		6	0	2	2	0	0	2	5.91666666666667
>no prospects	/rags/	D		1	0	2	2	0	0	0	5.5
Cam Kneely	/broons/	MF		4	1	0	1	1	0	1	6.125
Brinks	/mild/	MF	S	7	1	0	1	0	1	0	6.07142857142857
Nordy	/mild/	MF	S	7	1	0	1	1	0	1	6.07142857142857
Rick Nash, Playoff Choker	/rags/	F	S	7	1	0	1	0	0	0	6.07142857142857
The Blue Seats	/rags/	MF		3	1	0	1	1	0	0	6
#BringBackAvery	/rags/	MF		2	1	0	1	0	0	1	6
MINNESOTAWINSLOL	/ncaah/	D	S	7	1	0	1	0	0	0	5.78571428571429
Alabama-Huntsville	/ncaah/	MF		2	1	0	1	0	0	0	5.75
Pre-Cocaine Jarret Stoll	/oilels/	MF		1	0	1	1	0	0	0	6.5
>1 cup in 77 years	/rags/	MF		2	0	1	1	0	0	0	6.25
>Atlantic ""Hockey""	/ncaah/	D	S	6	0	1	1	0	0	3	6.08333333333333
ROUUUUUUUUUUU	/stors/	MF		6	0	1	1	0	0	2	6
Pasta	/broons/	MF		5	0	1	1	0	0	0	6
It's a Tie	/ncaah/	MF		1	0	1	1	0	0	0	6
MacConcussion	/snes/	MF		5	0	1	1	0	0	0	5.9
Ryan Smyth's Mullet	/oilels/	MF		5	0	1	1	0	0	0	5.9
7th Round Pick of the Arizona Coyotes	/ncaah/	F	G	7	0	1	1	0	0	0	5.85714285714286
DON'T POKE THE BEAR	/broons/	MF		5	0	1	1	0	0	0	5.7
Sucks At Hockey	/oilels/	F		6	0	1	1	0	0	0	5.66666666666667
Big Daddy Z	/broons/	D	G	7	0	0	0	0	1	0	6.07142857142857

M: Medal; GS: Games Started; G: Goals; A: Assists; PTS: Points; MM: Man of the Match; SMM: Same Rating as MotM; YC: Yellow Cards; RC: Red Cards; OG: Own Goals; RT: Average Rating

Goaltenders

Goalies	Team	GS	W	L	GA	GAA	SV	SA	S%	MM	SM	RT	SO
TUUKKA not Toohkah	/broons/	7	5	2	8	1.14	14	19	0.52	1	0	5.86	4
Kudos for Khudo	/broons/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Saint Petr	/drw/	3	1	2	4	1.33	3	5	0.333	0	0	5.5	1
Jimmies Unrustled	/drw/	4	2	2	1	0.25	11	12	0.846	0	0	6	3
DUUUUUUUUUUB	/mild/	7	4	3	10	1.43	16	27	0.432	0	1	5.79	3
Hardy	/mild/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Hockey East Ref	/ncaah/	6	3	3	16	2.67	20	42	0.345	0	0	5.83	1
HUG OF DEATH	/ncaah/	1	0	1	2	2	5	6	0.625	0	0	5.5	0
Clam TalBOT	/oilels/	5	2	3	10	2	19	34	0.432	0	0	6	1
Ten Years of Bad Management	/oilels/	2	1	1	4	2	3	10	0.214	0	0	5.5	1
King Henrik	/rags/	7	6	1	6	0.86	17	19	0.68	1	0	6.07	3
Mike Richter	/rags/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
C R A I G	/snes/	7	3	4	9	1.29	29	34	0.674	0	0	6.07	2
C O N D O N	/snes/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
1-3-1	/snes/	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Beeg Ben Bishop	/stors/	5	1	4	9	1.8	18	29	0.474	0	1	5.9	1
>Finnish Goaltending	/stors/	1	0	1	5	5	2	9	0.143	0	0	5	0
Based Nill	/stors/	1	1	0	0	0	4	5	0.8	0	0	6.5	1

GS: Games Started; W: All Wins; L: All Losses; GA: Goals Allowed; GAA: Goals Allowed Average: SV: Saves; SA: Shots on Target Against; S%: Save Percentage (SV / SA + GA); MM: Man of the Match; SM: Same Rating as MotM; RT: Rating; SO: Shutouts

Defenses

Team	GA	SO	SAtt.	STgt.	INT	TK	RT	DFR
/drw/	5	4	42	17	119	94	5.86	8.34
/broons/	8	4	34	21	108	69	5.86	6.61
/rags/	6	3	37	19	125	49	5.71	6.43
/mild/	10	3	42	27	102	57	5.79	4.60
/snes/	10	2	63	37	98	66	5.57	3.17
/stors/	14	2	64	43	100	58	5.57	1.45
/oilels/	14	2	72	50	90	60	5.86	0.78
/ncaah/	18	1	68	48	125	77	5.64	0.39

GA: Goals Allowed; SO: Shutouts; SAtt.: Shots Attempted Against; STgt.: Shots on Target Against; INT: Interceptions; TK: Tackles; RT: Rating (modal)

DFR is an arbitrary stat that basically gives you an idea of how well a defense performs each match. The higher the better. It doesn't mean anything, other than a simple way to sort defenses from "best" to "worst."

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