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===Group A=== | ===Group A=== | ||
{{Group/top}} | {{Group/top}} | ||
{{Group/1|retardy| | {{Group/1|retardy|2|0|0|13|8|Q=yes}} | ||
{{Group/2| | {{Group/2|tfh|1|0|1|9|8|Q=}} | ||
{{Group/3| | {{Group/3|smish|0|1|1|4|7|Q=}} | ||
{{Group/4|bvn|0| | {{Group/4|bvn|0|1|1|2|5|Q=}} | ||
{{Group/end}} | {{Group/end}} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|retardy}} | | team1 = {{team home|retardy}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|tfh}} | | team2 = {{team away|tfh}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 7–5 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = {{tt|"Ah, well, if it isn't the SIMP LO!"|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}} {{goal|39||39}}<br>Little Intellect {{goal|42}} <br>Fug {{goal|76}} <br> ABAZABABZBABZAZZ {{yel|84}} <br> {{owngoal|}} Possession bonus goal <br> {{owngoal|}} Offsides bonus goal <br> {{owngoal|}} Fouls bonus goal | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|21||31||59}} Wake Up Super <br> {{goal|52}} Read a Book <br> {{owngoal|}} Offsides bonus goal | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|smish}} | | team1 = {{team home|smish}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|bvn}} | | team2 = {{team away|bvn}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 1–1 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = The 7 Club {{goal|55}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|66}} Captain Newathlete <br> {{yel|22}} Yuki | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|retardy}} | | team1 = {{team home|retardy}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|smish}} | | team2 = {{team away|smish}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 6–3 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = Little Intellect {{goal|12}} <br> KuWAHshi {{goal|65}} <br> Fug {{goal|85}} <br> {{owngoal|}} Free kicks bonus goal <br> {{owngoal|}} Less Keeper saves bonus goal <br> {{owngoal|}} Middle attacking area bonus goal | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|61}} I'm so tired of this dude <br> {{goal|90+3||90+3}} {{tt|Pichunetta|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}} <br> {{yel|57}} Robin Reigns | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|tfh}} | | team1 = {{team home|tfh}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|bvn}} | | team2 = {{team away|bvn}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 4–1 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = $600k for this!? {{goal|15}} <br> Read a Book {{goal|58||65}} <br> Very important sheep tbqh {{goal|70}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|9}} Baseball lesbians <br> {{yel|13}} Good Night Youtube | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
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===Group B=== | ===Group B=== | ||
{{Group/top}} | {{Group/top}} | ||
{{Group/1| | {{Group/1|animehour|2|0|0|8|4|Q=}} | ||
{{Group/2| | {{Group/2|square|1|0|1|5|3|Q=}} | ||
{{Group/3| | {{Group/3|fast|1|0|1|6|6|Q=}} | ||
{{Group/4| | {{Group/4|borgmomento|0|0|2|1|7|Q=}} | ||
{{Group/end}} | {{Group/end}} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|square}} | | team1 = {{team home|square}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|borgmomento}} | | team2 = {{team away|borgmomento}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 4–1 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = The Best {{goal|5||16||90+2}} <br> Charwotte {{goal|60}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|70}} Dynamite-fu | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|fast}} | | team1 = {{team home|fast}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|animehour}} | | team2 = {{team away|animehour}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 4–5 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = B A N A N A S M M M M {{goal|9||25||37||65}} <br> Please Not Touge {{yel|42}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|33}} Nichibros <br> {{goal|45+1}} Mermaid Chivalry <br> {{goal|57||78}} My Nigga Kaiji <br> {{goal|89*}} Ah Yes, Trigun <br> {{yel|42}} Korean Zombie Desk Car | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|square}} | | team1 = {{team home|square}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|fast}} | | team2 = {{team away|fast}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 1–2 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = {{goal|33}} Charwotte <br> {{yel|22}} I am ready | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = The Peter Parade {{goal|9}} <br> B A N A N A S M M M M {{goal|33}} <br> Please Not Touge {{yel|41}} | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|borgmomento}} | | team1 = {{team home|borgmomento}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|animehour}} | | team2 = {{team away|animehour}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 0–3 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|38||89}} My Nigga Kaiji <br> {{goal|76}} Ah yes, Trigun | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
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| round = | | round = | ||
| time = {{time|18|20}} | | time = {{time|18|20}} | ||
| note = | | note = {{tt|PLEASE NOT TOUGE is suspended for this match|Two yellow cards obtained over two games}} | ||
| team1 = {{team home|fast}} | | team1 = {{team home|fast}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|borgmomento}} | | team2 = {{team away|borgmomento}} | ||
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===Group C=== | ===Group C=== | ||
{{Group/top}} | {{Group/top}} | ||
{{Group/1| | {{Group/1|els|2|0|0|9|2|Q=}} | ||
{{Group/2| | {{Group/2|ps2|1|0|1|10|5|Q=}} | ||
{{Group/3|hfc| | {{Group/3|hfc|1|0|1|4|4|Q=}} | ||
{{Group/4| | {{Group/4|strikers|0|0|2|3|15|Q=}} | ||
{{Group/end}} | {{Group/end}} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|ps2}} | | team1 = {{team home|ps2}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|hfc}} | | team2 = {{team away|hfc}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 3–4 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = Big Balls {{goal|12||85}} <br> Big Dick Clive {{goal|80}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|15||51}} Dude where's my jump? <br> {{goal|69}} It goes UP?! <br> {{goal|73}} He hungers | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|strikers}} | | team1 = {{team home|strikers}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|els}} | | team2 = {{team away|els}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 2–8 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = {{tt|Doritos Attack|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}} {{goal|12||12}} <br> >Moons in ES2 {{goal|19||26}} <br> Amphibious Mommy Milkers {{goal|61||84||90}} <br> Potent Horatio Sauce {{goal|86}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|34||37}} Petewinslol | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|ps2}} | | team1 = {{team home|ps2}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|strikers}} | | team2 = {{team away|strikers}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 7–1 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = Big Balls {{goal|29||69}} <br> Radioactive Curry {{goal|40||53}} <br> Raquelwinslol {{goal|45+2||70||89}} <br> Radioactive Curry {{goal|40}} <br> Fuck you and the night {{yel|41}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|54}} Peteywinslol <br> Brap Jew {{yel|82}} | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|hfc}} | | team1 = {{team home|hfc}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|els}} | | team2 = {{team away|els}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 0–1 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = It goes UP?! {{yel|41}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|90+4}} Pay Reperations | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
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===Group D=== | ===Group D=== | ||
{{Group/top}} | {{Group/top}} | ||
{{Group/1|wheel| | {{Group/1|wheel|1|1|0|4|3|Q=}} | ||
{{Group/2| | {{Group/2|rlo|1|1|0|2|1|Q=}} | ||
{{Group/3| | {{Group/3|zra|1|0|1|2|2|Q=}} | ||
{{Group/4| | {{Group/4|lad|0|0|2|3|5|Q=}} | ||
{{Group/end}} | {{Group/end}} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|wheel}} | | team1 = {{team home|wheel}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|rlo}} | | team2 = {{team away|rlo}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 0–0 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|lad}} | | team1 = {{team home|lad}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|zra}} | | team2 = {{team away|zra}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 0–1 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|55}} Slaps roof of pendant pod | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|wheel}} | | team1 = {{team home|wheel}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|lad}} | | team2 = {{team away|lad}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 4–3 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = The Crab Bucket {{goal|35||86}} <br> {{tt|Suppa Grugga|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}} {{goal|45+1||45+1}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|57||72}} Rubber Bullets <br> {{goal|83}} Kiryu Never Killed Anyone | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|rlo}} | | team1 = {{team home|rlo}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|zra}} | | team2 = {{team away|zra}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 2–1 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = Slaps roof of pendant pod {{goal|10}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|41}} N E C C yourself <br> {{goal|49}} Thanks Australia | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = |
Revision as of 02:40, 20 November 2023
Boris CircleJerk League 4 | |||||||||||||||||||
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Tournament details | |||||||||||||||||||
Host board | /retardy/ | ||||||||||||||||||
Dates | November 18–19, November 25–26 | ||||||||||||||||||
Teams | 16 | ||||||||||||||||||
Final positions | |||||||||||||||||||
Champion | TBD | ||||||||||||||||||
Runner-up | TBD | ||||||||||||||||||
Third | TBD | ||||||||||||||||||
Fourth | TBD | ||||||||||||||||||
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Boris CircleJerk League 3 | |||||||||||||||||||
Boris CircleJerk League 4 | |||||||||||||||||||
Boris CircleJerk League 5 |
Boris CircleJerk League 4 - wimp lo goals officially count for 2
Competitors
Fuck off we're full. (Talk to Boris directly before listing anything)
- Invitational 1 - /retardy/ - auto-approved for winning the last one, age of Proshi
- Invitational 2 - /smish/ - about as likely to go anywhere as Bayo's tourny win record
- Invitational 3 - /rts/ - "I always care to do stupid shit that only works in the most stupid moments" - Nada, — 08/29/2023 3:23 PM, (US Central) <- /borgmomento/ PRANK'd
- Invitational 4 - /hfc/ - Now with clowns. Oh wait they always had clowns.
- Invitational 5 - /rlo/ - [pastebins in squirrel]
- Invitational 6 - /bvn/ - I am making an assumption that goals still go here
- Invitational 7 - /wheel/ - Now with more AES. Still with the wheel of woes.
- Invitational 8 - /square/ - Chawwotposting is back.
- Invitational 9 - /tfh/ - Goat appreciation
- Invitational 10 - /animehour/ we interrupt your circlejerk league to bring this important news bulletin: Trigun
- Invitational 11 - /lad/ - Yakuza. Now with RPG. See you in third place.
- Invitational 12 - /fast/ - I see flaming skeleton, I pick flaming skeleton.
- Invitational 13 - /els/ - Horatio appreciation
- Invitational 14 - /strikers/ - I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll
- Invitational 15 - /zra/ - Definitely approved for its unusually massive play and level of boys improvement from about Jan to May. Lamp?
- Invitational 16 - /ps2/ - Time for another go at being a hoverboard master.
Group Stage
Group A
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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/retardy/ | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 8 | 5 | 6 |
/tfh/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 3 |
/smish/ | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 7 | -3 | 1 |
/bvn/ | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 5 | -3 | 1 |
18 November 2023 | /retardy/ | 7–5 | /tfh/ | |
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17:00 |
"Ah, well, if it isn't the SIMP LO!" 39', 39' Little Intellect 42' Fug 76' ABAZABABZBABZAZZ 84' Possession bonus goal Offsides bonus goal Fouls bonus goal |
21', 31', 59' Wake Up Super 52' Read a Book Offsides bonus goal |
18 November 2023 | /smish/ | 1–1 | /bvn/ | |
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17:40 |
The 7 Club 55' | 66' Captain Newathlete 22' Yuki |
19 November 2023 | /retardy/ | 6–3 | /smish/ | |
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17:00 |
Little Intellect 12' KuWAHshi 65' Fug 85' Free kicks bonus goal Less Keeper saves bonus goal Middle attacking area bonus goal |
61' I'm so tired of this dude 90+3', 90+3' Pichunetta 57' Robin Reigns |
19 November 2023 | /tfh/ | 4–1 | /bvn/ | |
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17:40 |
$600k for this!? 15' Read a Book 58', 65' Very important sheep tbqh 70' |
9' Baseball lesbians 13' Good Night Youtube |
25 November 2023 | /smish/ | – | /tfh/ | |
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17:00 |
25 November 2023 | /bvn/ | – | /retardy/ | |
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17:40 |
Group B
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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/animehour/ | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 6 |
/square/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 3 |
/fast/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 3 |
/borgmomento/ | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 7 | -6 | 0 |
18 November 2023 | /square/ | 4–1 | /borgmomento/ | |
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18:20 |
The Best 5', 16', 90+2' Charwotte 60' |
70' Dynamite-fu |
18 November 2023 | /fast/ | 4–5 | /animehour/ | |
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19:00 |
B A N A N A S M M M M 9', 25', 37', 65' Please Not Touge 42' |
33' Nichibros 45+1' Mermaid Chivalry 57', 78' My Nigga Kaiji 89*' Ah Yes, Trigun 42' Korean Zombie Desk Car |
19 November 2023 | /square/ | 1–2 | /fast/ | |
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18:20 |
33' Charwotte 22' I am ready |
The Peter Parade 9' B A N A N A S M M M M 33' Please Not Touge 41' |
19 November 2023 | /borgmomento/ | 0–3 | /animehour/ | |
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19:00 |
38', 89' My Nigga Kaiji 76' Ah yes, Trigun |
25 November 2023 | /fast/ | – | /borgmomento/ | |
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18:20 Note: PLEASE NOT TOUGE is suspended for this match |
25 November 2023 | /animehour/ | – | /square/ | |
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19:00 |
Group C
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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/els/ | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 2 | 7 | 6 |
/ps2/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 5 | 5 | 3 |
/hfc/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 3 |
/strikers/ | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 15 | -12 | 0 |
18 November 2023 | /ps2/ | 3–4 | /hfc/ | |
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19:40 |
Big Balls 12', 85' Big Dick Clive 80' |
15', 51' Dude where's my jump? 69' It goes UP?! 73' He hungers |
18 November 2023 | /strikers/ | 2–8 | /els/ | |
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20:20 |
Doritos Attack 12', 12' >Moons in ES2 19', 26' Amphibious Mommy Milkers 61', 84', 90' Potent Horatio Sauce 86' |
34', 37' Petewinslol |
19 November 2023 | /ps2/ | 7–1 | /strikers/ | |
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19:40 |
Big Balls 29', 69' Radioactive Curry 40', 53' Raquelwinslol 45+2', 70', 89' Radioactive Curry 40' Fuck you and the night 41' |
54' Peteywinslol Brap Jew 82' |
19 November 2023 | /hfc/ | 0–1 | /els/ | |
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20:20 |
It goes UP?! 41' | 90+4' Pay Reperations |
25 November 2023 | /strikers/ | – | /hfc/ | |
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19:40 |
25 November 2023 | /els/ | – | /ps2/ | |
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20:20 |
Group D
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
/wheel/ | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 4 |
/rlo/ | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4 |
/zra/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
/lad/ | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 5 | -2 | 0 |
18 November 2023 | /wheel/ | 0–0 | /rlo/ | |
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21:00 |
18 November 2023 | /lad/ | 0–1 | /zra/ | |
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21:40 |
55' Slaps roof of pendant pod |
19 November 2023 | /wheel/ | 4–3 | /lad/ | |
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21:00 |
The Crab Bucket 35', 86' Suppa Grugga 45+1', 45+1' |
57', 72' Rubber Bullets 83' Kiryu Never Killed Anyone |
19 November 2023 | /rlo/ | 2–1 | /zra/ | |
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21:40 |
Slaps roof of pendant pod 10' | 41' N E C C yourself 49' Thanks Australia |
25 November 2023 | /lad/ | – | /rlo/ | |
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21:00 |
25 November 2023 | /zra/ | – | /wheel/ | |
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21:40 |
Knockout Stage
Quarter-finals
Semi-finals
Final
Quarter Finals
26 November 2022 | TBD | – | TBD | |
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17:00 |
26 November 2022 | TBD | – | TBD | |
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17:40 |
26 November 2022 | TBD | – | TBD | |
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18:20 |
26 November 2022 | TBD | – | TBD | |
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19:00 |
Semi Finals
26 November 2022 | TBD | – | TBD | |
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19:40 |
26 November 2022 | TBD | – | TBD | |
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20:20 |
Third Place Match
26 November 2022 | TBD | – | TBD | |
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21:00 |
Final
26 November 2022 | TBD | – | TBD | |
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21:40 |
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