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|dates=November 26–27, December 3–4 | |dates=November 26–27, December 3–4 | ||
|teams=16 | |teams=16 | ||
|scorer= | |goals=146 | ||
|assister= | |matches=32 | ||
|saves= | |yellow=14 | ||
|best= | |red=1 | ||
|first= | |scorer='''8 goals'''<br>{{badgeicon-small|hfc}} It goes up?! | ||
|second= | |assister='''5 assists'''<br>{{badgeicon-small|retardy}} KuWHAshii<br>{{badgeicon-small|tubes}} We're Geniuses!<br>{{badgeicon-small|zra}} Potionless Tri-Nexx | ||
|third= | |saves='''19 saves'''<br>{{badgeicon-small|xb3}} He Forgor | ||
|fourth= | |best='''4 MotM awards'''<br>{{badgeicon-small|retardy}} KuWAHshii | ||
|first=retardy | |||
|second=hfc | |||
|third=xb3 | |||
|fourth=sfi | |||
|prev= Boris CircleJerk League 2 | |prev= Boris CircleJerk League 2 | ||
|next= | |next= Boris CircleJerk League 4 | ||
}} | }} | ||
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* Invitational 1 - {{team away|bvn}} - auto-approved for winning the last one, age of Baseball Lesbians | * Invitational 1 - {{team away|bvn}} - auto-approved for winning the last one, age of Baseball Lesbians | ||
* Invitational 2 - {{team away|smish}} | * Invitational 2 - {{team away|smish}} | ||
* Invitational 3 - | * Invitational 3 - {{team away|rts}} - Jables UEF career continues | ||
* Invitational 4 - {{team away|hfc}} | * Invitational 4 - {{team away|hfc}} | ||
* Invitational 5 - {{team away|rlo}} | * Invitational 5 - {{team away|rlo}} | ||
* Invitational 6 - {{team away|retardy}} | * Invitational 6 - {{team away|retardy}} | ||
* Invitational 7 - | * Invitational 7 - {{team away|wheel}} | ||
* Invitational 8 - {{team away|tfh}} | * Invitational 8 - {{team away|tfh}} | ||
* Invitational 9 - {{team away|sfi}} | * Invitational 9 - {{team away|sfi}} | ||
* Invitational 10 - | * Invitational 10 - {{team away|animehour}} - /zetsuboreviewerzawamaidchivalry/ is a go | ||
* Invitational 11 - {{team away|xb3}} | * Invitational 11 - {{team away|xb3}} | ||
* Invitational 12 - {{team away|fast}} | * Invitational 12 - {{team away|fast}} | ||
* Invitational 13 - {{team away|tubes}} | * Invitational 13 - {{team away|tubes}} | ||
* Invitational 14 - {{team away|ow}} | * Invitational 14 - {{team away|ow}} | ||
* Invitational 15 - {{team away| | * Invitational 15 - {{team away|zra}} | ||
* Invitational 16 - {{team away|ps2}} | * Invitational 16 - {{team away|ps2}} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
==Group Stage== | |||
===Group A=== | |||
{{Group/top}} | |||
{{Group/1|bvn|2|1|0|10|5|Q=yes}} | |||
{{Group/2|smish|2|0|1|11|4|Q=yes}} | |||
{{Group/3|tubes|1|1|1|7|8|Q=no}} | |||
{{Group/4|wheel|0|0|3|1|12|Q=no}} | |||
{{Group/end}} | |||
<br> | |||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|11|26|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|17|00}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|bvn}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|tubes}} | |||
| score = 3–3 | |||
| goals1 = Baseball Lesbians {{goal|6}}<br>"""""Visual Novel""""" {{goal|43}}<br>All Smiles {{goal|90+5}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|12||29||72}} Waiting for mp4 News | |||
| stadium = Benuldies Bar and Grill | |||
| attendance = 109 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
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{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|11|26|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|17|40}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|smish}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|wheel}} | |||
| score = 5–0 | |||
| goals1 = The 7 Club {{goal|3}}<br>Robin Reigns {{goal|23}}<br>Do it again {{goal|32}}<br>The Cuck Shed {{goal|74||83}} | |||
| goals2 = | |||
| stadium = Final PEStination | |||
| attendance = 117 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
---- | |||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|11|27|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|17|00}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|bvn}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|smish}} | |||
| score = 3–2 | |||
| goals1 = Good Night YouTube {{goal|19}}<br>Baseball Lesbians {{goal|26||38}} | |||
| goals2 = {{owngoal|31}} Romance Detective<br>{{goal|71}} Robin Reigns | |||
| stadium = Racist Barn | |||
| attendance = 114 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
---- | |||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|11|27|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|17|40}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|tubes}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|wheel}} | |||
| score = 3–1 | |||
| goals1 = We're gonna Remodel your Shithole {{goal|7}}<br>TUUUUUUUUUBES {{goal|45+2}}<br>Waiting for mp4 News {{goal|51}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|10}} Chad Ryder the Pathfinder<br>{{yel|60}} Randylands 3 | |||
| stadium = Orbital Ring Stadium | |||
| attendance = 107 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
---- | |||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|12|03|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|17|00}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|smish}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|tubes}} | |||
| score = 4–1 | |||
| goals1 = Forward Aerial {{goal|4}}<br>The Cuck Shed {{goal|44}}<br>Princess Kenoetta{{goal|54}}<br>We Tech those {{goal|90+0}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|40}} La Creatura de la Federacion | |||
| stadium = Final PEStination | |||
| attendance = | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
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{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|12|03|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|17|40}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|wheel}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|bvn}} | |||
| score = 0–4 | |||
| goals1 = | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|35||52}} Baseball Lesbians<br>{{goal|77||85}} All Smiles | |||
| stadium = /d/eviant's /d/imension | |||
| attendance = | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
===Group B=== | |||
{{Group-wide/top}} | |||
{{Group/1|xb3|2|0|1|12|4|Q=yes}} | |||
{{Group/2|rlo|2|0|1|9|4|Q=yes}} | |||
{{Group/3|tfh|2|0|1|8|4|Q=no}} | |||
{{Group/4|rts|0|0|3|3|20|Q=no}} | |||
{{Group/end}} | |||
<br> | |||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|11|26|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|18|20}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|rts}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|xb3}} | |||
| score = 2–9 | |||
| goals1 = Commander Zod {{goal|27}}<br>Spanish Villager with White Supremacy {{goal|36}}<br>Clockwork Party {{yel|32}}<br>Arms = Antivax {{yel|63}}<br>Metal Bwakses {{yel|90+5}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|7||29}} I Love you... and all you Guys<br>{{goal|12||45+5||82}} The Myth of Consensual Sex<br>{{goal|39||44||73}} It's Moebin Time<br>{{goal|68}} This is a Bird | |||
| stadium = Armchair General | |||
| attendance = 119 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
---- | |||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|11|26|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|19|00}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|tfh}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|rlo}} | |||
| score = 3–1 | |||
| goals1 = G.O.A.T. Goat {{goal|4}}<br>Very Important Sheep TBQH {{goal|18}}<br>Janky Tian Super {{goal|54}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|8}} Hot Skill Wine<br>{{yel|81}} Wins by doing Nothing | |||
| stadium = Final PEStination | |||
| attendance = 125 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
---- | |||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|11|27|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|18|20}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|rts}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|tfh}} | |||
| score = 0–4 | |||
| goals1 = Clockwork Party {{yel|19}}<br>Zerg Bucket {{yel|45+4}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|12||30}} Very Important Sheep TBQH<br>{{goal|52}} Janky Tian Super<br>{{goal|68}} G.O.A.T. Goat | |||
| stadium = Armchair General | |||
| attendance = 117 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
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{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|11|27|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|19|00}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|xb3}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|rlo}} | |||
| score = 0–1 | |||
| goals1 = | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|11}} Hot Skill Wine | |||
| stadium = Colosseo Purgatorio | |||
| attendance = 123 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
---- | |||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|12|03|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|18|20}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|tfh}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|xb3}} | |||
| score = 1–3 | |||
| goals1 = Very Important Sheep TBQH {{goal|52}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|33||44||45+2}} It's Moebin Time<br>{{sent off|0|36}} How is Babby Formed? | |||
| stadium = Final PEStination | |||
| attendance = | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
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{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|12|03|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|19|00}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|rlo}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|rts}} | |||
| score = 7–1 | |||
| goals1 = Hot Skill Wine {{goal|18||25||33}}<br>Thanks Australia {{goal|37||80}}<br>Laughs in Squirrel {{goal|64}}<br>Necc Yourself {{goal|89}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|50}} Kane | |||
| stadium = The Magical Realm | |||
| attendance = 109 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
===Group C=== | |||
{{Group-wide/top}} | |||
{{Group/1|zra|2|0|1|11|6|Q=yes}} | |||
{{Group/2|hfc|2|0|1|8|6|Q=yes}} | |||
{{Group/3|fast|1|1|1|5|6|Q=no}} | |||
{{Group/4|animehour|0|1|2|3|11|Q=no}} | |||
{{Group/end}} | |||
<br> | |||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|11|26|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|19|40}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|hfc}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|animehour}} | |||
| score = 5–1 | |||
| goals1 = It goes up?! {{goal|12||30||48||52}}<br>We Take those {{goal|45+3}}<br>Do it my Son {{yel|70}}<br>DK Express {{yel|90+0}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|76}} Mermaid Chivalry | |||
| stadium = Final PEStination | |||
| attendance = 125 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
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{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|11|26|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|20|20}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|zra}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|fast}} | |||
| score = 2–3 | |||
| goals1 = A Kind Seed {{goal|37}}<br>A Valuable Life Lesson {{goal|45+2}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|11||41}} B A N A N A S M M M M<br>{{goal|23}} Nico Smile | |||
| stadium = Super Arcadium 2 | |||
| attendance = 118 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
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{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|11|27|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|19|40}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|hfc}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|zra}} | |||
| score = 1–4 | |||
| goals1 = The Implication {{goal|81}}<br>We Take Those {{yel|{{tt|69|nice}}}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|20}} A Kind Seed<br>{{goal|63}} A Valuable Life Lesson<br>{{goal|78||90+2}} Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod | |||
| stadium = Final PEStination | |||
| attendance = 126 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
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{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|11|27|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|20|20}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|animehour}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|fast}} | |||
| score = 2–2 | |||
| goals1 = Ah Yes! Trigun {{goal|26}}<br>Mermaid Chivalry {{goal|72}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|68}} B A N A N A S M M M M<br>{{goal|77}} Lrn2drift | |||
| stadium = Akihabara Denki-gai | |||
| attendance = 123 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
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{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|12|03|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|19|40}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|zra}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|animehour}} | |||
| score = 5–2 | |||
| goals1 = Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod {{goal|33||51||64||71||83}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|67}} Mermaid Chivalry<br>{{goal|90+6}} Ah Yes! Trigun | |||
| stadium = Super Arcadium 2 | |||
| attendance = 121 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
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{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|12|03|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|20|20}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|fast}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|hfc}} | |||
| score = 1–2 | |||
| goals1 = Hello Mario {{goal|54}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|14}} We Take Those<br>{{goal|58}} It goes up?! | |||
| stadium = Daytona Beach | |||
| attendance = 120 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
===Group D=== | |||
{{Group/top}} | |||
{{Group/1|retardy|3|0|0|16|8|Q=yes}} | |||
{{Group/2|sfi|2|0|1|6|6|Q=yes}} | |||
{{Group/3|ps2|1|0|2|10|5|Q=no}} | |||
{{Group/4|ow|0|0|3|3|17|Q=no}} | |||
{{Group/end}} | |||
<br> | |||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|11|26|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|21|00}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|ps2}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|ow}} | |||
| score = 7–0 | |||
| goals1 = Big Balls {{goal|15||75}}<br>Fuck you and the Night {{goal|20}}<br>RAQUELWINSLOL {{goal|31||60||90+5}}<br>Radioactive Curry {{goal|65}} | |||
| goals2 = | |||
| stadium = Colosseo Purgatorio | |||
| attendance = 123 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
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{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|11|26|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| note = 0–3 before Bonus Scores | |||
| time = {{time|21|40}} | |||
| team1 = {{team home|sfi}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|retardy}} | |||
| score = 2–5 | |||
| goals1 = Fouls Bonus Score {{owngoal|}}<br>Offsides Bonus Score {{owngoal|}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|20}} Proshi<br>{{goal|{{tt|69|nice}}||77}} KuWAHshii<br>{{owngoal|}} Man of the Match Bonus Score<br>{{owngoal|}} Offsides Bonus Score | |||
| stadium = ctf_2fort | |||
| attendance = 126 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
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{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|11|27|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|21|00}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|ps2}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|sfi}} | |||
| score = 1–2 | |||
| goals1 = Radioactive Curry {{goal|74}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|27||90+1}} Feesh<br>{{yel|51}} High Tide Cohozuna | |||
| stadium = Colosseo Purgatorio | |||
| attendance = 123 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
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{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|11|27|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|21|40}} | |||
| note = 2–5 before Bonus Scores | |||
| team1 = {{team home|ow}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|retardy}} | |||
| score = 3–8 | |||
| goals1 = Quantum Drug Trip {{goal|15}}<br>Hatchling {{goal|58}}<br>Stoned Loop Buddy {{yel|41}}<br>Offsides Bonus Score {{owngoal|}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|13||25}} Proshi<br>{{goal|29||76}} KuWAHshii<br>{{goal|41}} Little Intellect<br>{{owngoal|}} Offsides Bonus Score<br>{{owngoal|}} Saves Bonus Score<br>{{owngoal|}} Corner Kicks Bonus Score | |||
| stadium = The Void | |||
| attendance = 121 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
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{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|12|03|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|21|00}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|sfi}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|ow}} | |||
| score = 2–0 | |||
| goals1 = A Communication Error Has Ocurred {{goal|6}}<br>Feesh {{goal|14}} | |||
| goals2 = | |||
| stadium = Big Rig's Resort | |||
| attendance = | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
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{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|12|03|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|21|40}} | |||
| note = 1–1 before Bonus Scores, /ps2/ can claim a draw if they like | |||
| team1 = {{team home|retardy}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|ps2}} | |||
| score = 3–2 | |||
| goals1 = Little Intellect {{goal|48}}<br>Free Kicks Bonus Score {{owngoal|}}<br>On Target Shots Bonus Score {{owngoal|}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|5}} RAQUELWINSLOL<br>{{owngoal|}} Saves Bonus Score | |||
| stadium = Super Arcadium 2 | |||
| attendance = 125 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
==SPECIAL SPOON MATCH== | |||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|12|03|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|21|40}} | |||
| note = doesn't count for stats -t. Boris | |||
| team1 = {{team home|rts}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|ow}} | |||
| score = 3–5 | |||
| goals1 = Stoned Loop Buddy {{goal|4||71}}<br>Enbie Fish Kerbin{{goal|22}}<br>Hatchling {{goal|29||36}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|6||68}} Kane<br>{{goal|13}} Boland Mech Fantasy | |||
| stadium = Armchair General | |||
| attendance = 125 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
==Knockout Stage== | |||
{{8TeamBracket-SE | |||
<!-- QUARTERFINALS --> | |||
|R1D1team=bvn |R1D1score=1 |R1D1win= | |||
|R1D2team=hfc |R1D2score=4 |R1D2win=y | |||
|R1D3team=xb3 |R1D3score=2 |R1D3win=y | |||
|R1D4team=smish |R1D4score=1 |R1D4win= | |||
|R1D5team=zra |R1D5score=1 |R1D5win= | |||
|R1D6team=sfi |R1D6score=3 |R1D6win=y | |||
|R1D7team=retardy |R1D7score=6 |R1D7win=y | |||
|R1D8team=rlo |R1D8score=1 |R1D8win= | |||
<!-- SEMIFINALS --> | |||
|R2W1team=hfc |R2W1score=2 |R2W1win=y | |||
|R2W2team=xb3 |R2W2score=0 |R2W2win= | |||
|R2W3team=sfi |R2W3score=4 |R2W3win= | |||
|R2W4team=retardy |R2W4score=5 |R2W4win=y | |||
<!-- FINALS --> | |||
|R3W1team=hfc |R3W1score=3 |R3W1win= | |||
|R3W2team=retardy |R3W2score=5 |R3W2win=y | |||
<!-- 3RD PLACE (optional) --> | |||
|R3D1team=xb3 |R3D1score=2 |R3D1win=y | |||
|R3D2team=sfi |R3D2score=1 |R3D2win= | |||
}} | |||
<br> | |||
===Quarter Finals=== | |||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|12|04|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|17|00}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|bvn}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|hfc}} | |||
| score = 1–4 | |||
| goals1 = RWBY {{goal|68}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|17||61}} It goes up?!<br>{{goal|70||84}} He Hungers | |||
| stadium = Astraea Hill | |||
| attendance = 112 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
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{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|12|04|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|17|40}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|xb3}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|smish}} | |||
| score = 2–1 | |||
| goals1 = The Myth of Consensual Sex {{goal|25||54}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|35}} Forward Aerial | |||
| stadium = Colosseo Purgatorio | |||
| attendance = 110 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
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{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|12|04|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|18|20}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|zra}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|sfi}} | |||
| score = 1–3 | |||
| goals1 = A Kind Seed {{goal|85}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|24||35}} Still, our Lord and Savior<br>{{goal|45+0}} Feesh | |||
| stadium = Super Arcadium 2 | |||
| attendance = 114 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
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{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|12|04|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|19|00}} | |||
| note = 3–1 before Bonus Scores | |||
| team1 = {{team home|retardy}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|rlo}} | |||
| score = 6–1 | |||
| goals1 = Little Intellect {{goal|4}}<br>KuWAHshii {{goal|25}}<br>Ha Ha Gommunism :DDD {{goal|90+0}}<br>Interceptions Bonus Score {{owngoal|}}<br>Free Kicks Bonus Score {{owngoal|}}<br>Successful Passes Bonus Score {{owngoal|}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|38}} Hot Skill Wine | |||
| stadium = Super Arcadium 2 | |||
| attendance = 118 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
===Semi Finals=== | |||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|12|04|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|19|40}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|hfc}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|xb3}} | |||
| score = 2–0 | |||
| goals1 = DK Express {{goal|38}}<br>It Goes Up?! {{goal|84}} | |||
| goals2 = | |||
| stadium = Super Arcadium 2 | |||
| attendance = 120 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
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{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|12|04|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|20|20}} | |||
| note = 2–3 before Bonus Scores | |||
| team1 = {{team home|sfi}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|retardy}} | |||
| score = 4–5 | |||
| goals1 = Feesh {{goal|50}}<br>A Communication Error has Occurred {{goal|65}}<br>Interceptions Bonus Score {{owngoal|}}<br>Tackles Bonus Score {{owngoal|}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|44||53}} KuWAHshii<br>{{goal|61}} Proshi<br>{{owngoal|}} Possession Bonus Score<br>{{owngoal|}} Interceptions Bonus Score | |||
| stadium = Big Rig's Resort | |||
| attendance = 117 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
===Third Place Match=== | |||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|12|04|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|21|00}} | |||
| note = | |||
| team1 = {{team home|xb3}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|sfi}} | |||
| score = 2–1 | |||
| goals1 = The Myth of Consensual Sex {{goal|53}}<br> I'M BUUUUUUUUUUFFING {{goal|{{tt|69|nice}}}}<br>Casually Approach the Adnian {{yel|41}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|41}} Still, our Lord and Savior<br>{{yel|{{tt|69|nice}}}} DAB | |||
| stadium = Colosseo Purgatorio | |||
| attendance = 117 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
===Final=== | |||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2022|12|04|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|21|40}} | |||
| note = 2–3 before Bonus Scores | |||
| team1 = {{team home|hfc}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|retardy}} | |||
| score = 3–5 | |||
| goals1 = He Hungers {{goal|43||50}}<br>Fouls Bonus Score {{owngoal|}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|19}} Proshi<br>{{goal|62||79}} Little Intellect<br>{{owngoal|}} Successful Passes Bonus Score<br>{{owngoal|}} Possession Bonus Score | |||
| stadium = {{tt|Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium|with THREE Flash refs}} | |||
| attendance = 121 | |||
| video = | |||
}} | |||
<br> | |||
==Statistics== | |||
{{main|Boris CircleJerk League 3 statistics}} | |||
==Final Rankings== | |||
{{col-begin|width=100%}} | |||
{{col-4}} | |||
<ol> | |||
<li value="1">{{team away|retardy}}</li> | |||
<li value="2">{{team away|hfc}}</li> | |||
<li value="3">{{team away|xb3}}</li> | |||
<li value="4">{{team away|sfi}}</li> | |||
</ol> | |||
{{col-4}} | |||
<ol> | |||
<li value="5">{{team away|smish}}</li> | |||
<li value="6">{{team away|zra}}</li> | |||
<li value="7">{{team away|bvn}}</li> | |||
<li value="8">{{team away|rlo}}</li> | |||
</ol> | |||
{{col-4}} | |||
<ol> | |||
<li value="9">{{team away|tfh}}</li> | |||
<li value="10">{{team away|tubes}}</li> | |||
<li value="11">{{team away|fast}}</li> | |||
<li value="12">{{team away|ps2}}</li> | |||
</ol> | |||
{{col-4}} | |||
<ol> | |||
<li value="13">{{team away|animehour}}</li> | |||
<li value="14">{{team away|wheel}}</li> | |||
<li value="15">{{team away|ow}}</li> | |||
<li value="16">{{team away|rts}}</li> | |||
{{col-end}} | |||
<br> | |||
{{Navbox BCJL}} | {{Navbox BCJL}} | ||
{{Navbox Invitationals}} | {{Navbox Invitationals}} | ||
[[Category:Invitationals]] | [[Category:Invitationals]] |
Latest revision as of 19:31, 28 February 2023
Boris CircleJerk League 3 | |
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Tournament details | |
Host board | /bvn/ |
Dates | November 26–27, December 3–4 |
Teams | 16 |
Final positions | |
Champion | /retardy/ |
Runner-up | /hfc/ |
Third | /xb3/ |
Fourth | /sfi/ |
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Boris CircleJerk League 2 | |
Boris CircleJerk League 3 | |
Boris CircleJerk League 4 |
Boris CircleJerk League 3
offtopic is dead crabrave edition
Competitors
Fuck off we're full. (Talk to Boris directly before listing anything)
- Invitational 1 - /bvn/ - auto-approved for winning the last one, age of Baseball Lesbians
- Invitational 2 - /smish/
- Invitational 3 - /rts/ - Jables UEF career continues
- Invitational 4 - /hfc/
- Invitational 5 - /rlo/
- Invitational 6 - /retardy/
- Invitational 7 - /wheel/
- Invitational 8 - /tfh/
- Invitational 9 - /sfi/
- Invitational 10 - /animehour/ - /zetsuboreviewerzawamaidchivalry/ is a go
- Invitational 11 - /xb3/
- Invitational 12 - /fast/
- Invitational 13 - /tubes/
- Invitational 14 - /ow/
- Invitational 15 - /zra/
- Invitational 16 - /ps2/
Group Stage
Group A
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
/bvn/ | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 5 | 5 | 7 |
/smish/ | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 4 | 7 | 6 |
/tubes/ | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 8 | -1 | 4 |
/wheel/ | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 12 | -11 | 0 |
26 November 2022 | /bvn/ | 3–3 | /tubes/ | |
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17:00 |
Baseball Lesbians 6' """""Visual Novel""""" 43' All Smiles 90+5' |
12', 29', 72' Waiting for mp4 News | Benuldies Bar and Grill Attendance: 109 |
26 November 2022 | /smish/ | 5–0 | /wheel/ | |
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17:40 |
The 7 Club 3' Robin Reigns 23' Do it again 32' The Cuck Shed 74', 83' |
Final PEStination Attendance: 117 |
27 November 2022 | /bvn/ | 3–2 | /smish/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
17:00 |
Good Night YouTube 19' Baseball Lesbians 26', 38' |
31' Romance Detective 71' Robin Reigns |
Racist Barn Attendance: 114 |
27 November 2022 | /tubes/ | 3–1 | /wheel/ | |
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17:40 |
We're gonna Remodel your Shithole 7' TUUUUUUUUUBES 45+2' Waiting for mp4 News 51' |
10' Chad Ryder the Pathfinder 60' Randylands 3 |
Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 107 |
3 December 2022 | /smish/ | 4–1 | /tubes/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
17:00 |
Forward Aerial 4' The Cuck Shed 44' Princess Kenoetta 54' We Tech those 90+0' |
40' La Creatura de la Federacion | Final PEStination |
3 December 2022 | /wheel/ | 0–4 | /bvn/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
17:40 |
35', 52' Baseball Lesbians 77', 85' All Smiles |
/d/eviant's /d/imension |
Group B
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
/xb3/ | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 4 | 8 | 6 |
/rlo/ | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
/tfh/ | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 6 |
/rts/ | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 20 | -17 | 0 |
26 November 2022 | /rts/ | 2–9 | /xb3/ | |
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18:20 |
Commander Zod 27' Spanish Villager with White Supremacy 36' Clockwork Party 32' Arms = Antivax 63' Metal Bwakses 90+5' |
7', 29' I Love you... and all you Guys 12', 45+5', 82' The Myth of Consensual Sex 39', 44', 73' It's Moebin Time 68' This is a Bird |
Armchair General Attendance: 119 |
26 November 2022 | /tfh/ | 3–1 | /rlo/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
19:00 |
G.O.A.T. Goat 4' Very Important Sheep TBQH 18' Janky Tian Super 54' |
8' Hot Skill Wine 81' Wins by doing Nothing |
Final PEStination Attendance: 125 |
27 November 2022 | /rts/ | 0–4 | /tfh/ | |
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18:20 |
Clockwork Party 19' Zerg Bucket 45+4' |
12', 30' Very Important Sheep TBQH 52' Janky Tian Super 68' G.O.A.T. Goat |
Armchair General Attendance: 117 |
27 November 2022 | /xb3/ | 0–1 | /rlo/ | |
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19:00 |
11' Hot Skill Wine | Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 123 |
3 December 2022 | /tfh/ | 1–3 | /xb3/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
18:20 |
Very Important Sheep TBQH 52' | 33', 44', 45+2' It's Moebin Time 36' How is Babby Formed? |
Final PEStination |
3 December 2022 | /rlo/ | 7–1 | /rts/ | |
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19:00 |
Hot Skill Wine 18', 25', 33' Thanks Australia 37', 80' Laughs in Squirrel 64' Necc Yourself 89' |
50' Kane | The Magical Realm Attendance: 109 |
Group C
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
/zra/ | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
/hfc/ | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 6 |
/fast/ | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 6 | -1 | 4 |
/animehour/ | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 11 | -8 | 1 |
26 November 2022 | /hfc/ | 5–1 | /animehour/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
19:40 |
It goes up?! 12', 30', 48', 52' We Take those 45+3' Do it my Son 70' DK Express 90+0' |
76' Mermaid Chivalry | Final PEStination Attendance: 125 |
26 November 2022 | /zra/ | 2–3 | /fast/ | |
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20:20 |
A Kind Seed 37' A Valuable Life Lesson 45+2' |
11', 41' B A N A N A S M M M M 23' Nico Smile |
Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 118 |
27 November 2022 | /hfc/ | 1–4 | /zra/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
19:40 |
The Implication 81' We Take Those 69' |
20' A Kind Seed 63' A Valuable Life Lesson 78', 90+2' Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod |
Final PEStination Attendance: 126 |
27 November 2022 | /animehour/ | 2–2 | /fast/ | |
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20:20 |
Ah Yes! Trigun 26' Mermaid Chivalry 72' |
68' B A N A N A S M M M M 77' Lrn2drift |
Akihabara Denki-gai Attendance: 123 |
3 December 2022 | /zra/ | 5–2 | /animehour/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
19:40 |
Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod 33', 51', 64', 71', 83' | 67' Mermaid Chivalry 90+6' Ah Yes! Trigun |
Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 121 |
3 December 2022 | /fast/ | 1–2 | /hfc/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
20:20 |
Hello Mario 54' | 14' We Take Those 58' It goes up?! |
Daytona Beach Attendance: 120 |
Group D
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
/retardy/ | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 8 | 8 | 9 |
/sfi/ | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 6 |
/ps2/ | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 5 | 5 | 3 |
/ow/ | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 17 | -14 | 0 |
26 November 2022 | /ps2/ | 7–0 | /ow/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
21:00 |
Big Balls 15', 75' Fuck you and the Night 20' RAQUELWINSLOL 31', 60', 90+5' Radioactive Curry 65' |
Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 123 |
26 November 2022 | /sfi/ | 2–5 | /retardy/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
21:40 Note: 0–3 before Bonus Scores |
Fouls Bonus Score Offsides Bonus Score |
20' Proshi 69', 77' KuWAHshii Man of the Match Bonus Score Offsides Bonus Score |
ctf_2fort Attendance: 126 |
27 November 2022 | /ps2/ | 1–2 | /sfi/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
21:00 |
Radioactive Curry 74' | 27', 90+1' Feesh 51' High Tide Cohozuna |
Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 123 |
27 November 2022 | /ow/ | 3–8 | /retardy/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
21:40 Note: 2–5 before Bonus Scores |
Quantum Drug Trip 15' Hatchling 58' Stoned Loop Buddy 41' Offsides Bonus Score |
13', 25' Proshi 29', 76' KuWAHshii 41' Little Intellect Offsides Bonus Score Saves Bonus Score Corner Kicks Bonus Score |
The Void Attendance: 121 |
3 December 2022 | /sfi/ | 2–0 | /ow/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
21:00 |
A Communication Error Has Ocurred 6' Feesh 14' |
Big Rig's Resort |
3 December 2022 | /retardy/ | 3–2 | /ps2/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
21:40 Note: 1–1 before Bonus Scores, /ps2/ can claim a draw if they like |
Little Intellect 48' Free Kicks Bonus Score On Target Shots Bonus Score |
5' RAQUELWINSLOL Saves Bonus Score |
Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 125 |
SPECIAL SPOON MATCH
3 December 2022 | /rts/ | 3–5 | /ow/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
21:40 Note: doesn't count for stats -t. Boris |
Stoned Loop Buddy 4', 71' Enbie Fish Kerbin 22' Hatchling 29', 36' |
6', 68' Kane 13' Boland Mech Fantasy |
Armchair General Attendance: 125 |
Knockout Stage
Quarter Finals
4 December 2022 | /bvn/ | 1–4 | /hfc/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
17:00 |
RWBY 68' | 17', 61' It goes up?! 70', 84' He Hungers |
Astraea Hill Attendance: 112 |
4 December 2022 | /xb3/ | 2–1 | /smish/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
17:40 |
The Myth of Consensual Sex 25', 54' | 35' Forward Aerial | Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 110 |
4 December 2022 | /zra/ | 1–3 | /sfi/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
18:20 |
A Kind Seed 85' | 24', 35' Still, our Lord and Savior 45+0' Feesh |
Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 114 |
4 December 2022 | /retardy/ | 6–1 | /rlo/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
19:00 Note: 3–1 before Bonus Scores |
Little Intellect 4' KuWAHshii 25' Ha Ha Gommunism :DDD 90+0' Interceptions Bonus Score Free Kicks Bonus Score Successful Passes Bonus Score |
38' Hot Skill Wine | Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 118 |
Semi Finals
4 December 2022 | /hfc/ | 2–0 | /xb3/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
19:40 |
DK Express 38' It Goes Up?! 84' |
Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 120 |
4 December 2022 | /sfi/ | 4–5 | /retardy/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
20:20 Note: 2–3 before Bonus Scores |
Feesh 50' A Communication Error has Occurred 65' Interceptions Bonus Score Tackles Bonus Score |
44', 53' KuWAHshii 61' Proshi Possession Bonus Score Interceptions Bonus Score |
Big Rig's Resort Attendance: 117 |
Third Place Match
4 December 2022 | /xb3/ | 2–1 | /sfi/ | |
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21:00 |
The Myth of Consensual Sex 53' I'M BUUUUUUUUUUFFING 69' Casually Approach the Adnian 41' |
41' Still, our Lord and Savior 69' DAB |
Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 117 |
Final
4 December 2022 | /hfc/ | 3–5 | /retardy/ | |
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21:40 Note: 2–3 before Bonus Scores |
He Hungers 43', 50' Fouls Bonus Score |
19' Proshi 62', 79' Little Intellect Successful Passes Bonus Score Possession Bonus Score |
Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium Attendance: 121 |
Statistics
Main article: Boris CircleJerk League 3 statistics
Final Rankings
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