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|first= | |first=stors | ||
|second= | |second=rags | ||
|third= | |third=oilels | ||
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|prev=/hoc/ League | |prev=/hoc/ League | ||
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== Teams == | == Teams == | ||
''' | '''SAVE:''' [https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B2w912xOqaC-ODZVdXpKOXV6TXc October 2017, PES 17] | ||
'''AESTHETICS''' [https://drive.google.com/open?id=1T3Ti9vPd4ozlt9d-wVrz_Lc8Txiyy18A January 2018] | |||
The eight teams competing in the first /hoc/ League are as follows: | The eight teams competing in the first /hoc/ League are as follows: | ||
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|align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|@ {{team home|mild}}<br>0-0 <small>(5-6)</small> | |align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|@ {{team home|mild}}<br>0-0 <small>(5-6)</small> | ||
|align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|vs. {{team home|rags}}<br>1-1 <small>(2-4)</small> | |align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|vs. {{team home|rags}}<br>1-1 <small>(2-4)</small> | ||
|align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|@ {{team home|drw}}<br> | |align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|@ {{team home|drw}}<br>1-1 <small>(2-4)</small> | ||
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|stors}}<br>3-4 | |align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|stors}}<br>3-4 | ||
|align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|vs. {{team home|broons}}<br>0-0 <small>(5-6)</small> | |align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|vs. {{team home|broons}}<br>0-0 <small>(5-6)</small> | ||
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|align=center|7 | |align=center|7 | ||
|align=center bgcolor=" | |align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|vs. {{team home|drw}}<br>0-0 <small>(5-3)</small> | ||
|align=center bgcolor=" | |align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|@ {{team home|broons}}<br>0-0 <small>(5-3)</small> | ||
|align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|snes}}<br>1-0 | |align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|snes}}<br>1-0 | ||
|align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|rags}}<br>1-0 | |align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|rags}}<br>1-0 | ||
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|- | |- | ||
|align=center|8 | |align=center|8 | ||
|align=center|vs. {{team home|stors}} | |align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|stors}}<br>2-4 | ||
|align=center|vs. {{team home|mild}} | |align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|vs. {{team home|mild}}<br>1-0 OT | ||
|align=center|@ {{team home|ncaah}} | |align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|@ {{team home|ncaah}}<br>2-1 OT | ||
|align=center|@ {{team home|oilels}} | |align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|oilels}}<br>2-0 | ||
|align=center|@ {{team home|drw}} | |align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|@ {{team home|drw}}<br>1-0 OT | ||
|align=center|vs. {{team home|rags}} | |align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|vs. {{team home|rags}}<br> 2-1 OT | ||
|align=center|vs. {{team home|snes}} | |align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|snes}}<br>2-0 | ||
|align=center|@ {{team home|broons}} | |align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|broons}}<br>2-4 | ||
|- | |- | ||
|align=center|9 | |align=center|9 | ||
|align=center|vs. {{team home|snes}} | |align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|snes}}<br>1-0 | ||
|align=center|@ {{team home|rags}} | |align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|rags}}<br>3-1 | ||
|align=center|vs. {{team home|drw}} | |align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|drw}}<br>3-1 | ||
|align=center|@{{team home|broons}} | |align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@{{team home|broons}}<br>1-0 | ||
|align=center|@ {{team home|ncaah}} | |align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|ncaah}}<br>1-0 | ||
|align=center|vs. {{team home|mild}} | |align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|mild}}<br>1-0 | ||
|align=center|@ {{team home|stors}} | |align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|stors}}<br>2-0 | ||
|align=center|vs. {{team home|oilels}} | |align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|oilels}}<br>2-0 | ||
|- | |- | ||
|align=center|10 | |align=center|10 | ||
|align=center|@ {{team home|rags}} | |align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|rags}}<br>2-1 | ||
|align=center|@ {{team home|snes}} | |align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|@ {{team home|snes}}<br>0-2 | ||
|align=center|vs. {{team home|broons}} | |align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|broons}}<br>2-1 | ||
|align=center|vs. {{team home|drw}} | |align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|vs. {{team home|drw}}<br>0-2 | ||
|align=center|vs. {{team home|stors}} | |align=center bgcolor="ffffcc"|vs. {{team home|stors}}<br>0-0 <small>(8-9)</small> | ||
|align=center|@ {{team home|oilels}} | |align=center bgcolor="ffcccc"|@ {{team home|oilels}}<br>4-0 | ||
|align=center|vs. {{team home|ncaah}} | |align=center bgcolor="ccffcc"|vs. {{team home|ncaah}}<br>4-0 | ||
|align=center|@ {{team home|mild}} | |align=center bgcolor="ccccff"|@ {{team home|mild}}<br>0-0 <small>(8-9)</small> | ||
|} | |} | ||
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{{HocGroupTop}} | {{HocGroupTop}} | ||
{{HocGroup1|rags| | {{HocGroup1|rags|7|1|1|1|19|10|Q=yes}} | ||
{{HocGroup2|drw| | {{HocGroup2|drw|2|3|3|2|10|8|Q=yes}} | ||
{{HocGroup3|broons| | {{HocGroup3|broons|3|3|0|4|11|14|Q=no}} | ||
{{HocGroup4|snes|3|0|0| | {{HocGroup4|snes|3|0|0|7|14|15|Q=no}} | ||
{{HocGroupEnd}} | {{HocGroupEnd}} | ||
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{{HocGroupTop}} | {{HocGroupTop}} | ||
{{HocGroup1| | {{HocGroup1|stors|4|1|2|3|17|16|Q=yes}} | ||
{{HocGroup2| | {{HocGroup2|oilels|5|0|0|5|24|16|Q=yes}} | ||
{{HocGroup3| | {{HocGroup3|ncaah|3|2|2|3|15|23|Q=no}} | ||
{{HocGroup4|mild|2|1| | {{HocGroup4|mild|2|1|3|4|4|12|Q=no}} | ||
{{HocGroupEnd}} | {{HocGroupEnd}} | ||
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| score = 0–2 | | score = 0–2 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = | ||
| goals2 = {{goal|29}} Abbagator<br>{{goal|83}}Snip Show<br>{{yel|69}} Captain Hank | | goals2 = {{goal|29}} Abbagator<br>{{goal|83}} Snip Show<br>{{yel|69}} Captain Hank | ||
| stadium = Rogers Place | | stadium = Rogers Place | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
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| event = | | event = | ||
| round = | | round = | ||
| note = {{tt|/ncaah/'s {{greentext|Atlantic """"""Hockey""""""}} is suspended for this match|Accumulation of 3 yellow cards}} | | note = {{tt|/ncaah/'s {{greentext|Atlantic """"""Hockey""""""}} is suspended for this match|Accumulation of 3 yellow cards, also later name-swapped to 7th Round Pick Of The Arizona Coyotes}} | ||
| time = {{time|22|00}} | | time = {{time|22|00}} | ||
| team1 = {{team home|snes}} | | team1 = {{team home|snes}} | ||
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}} | }} | ||
===Week 9, {{tt|December | ===Week 9, {{tt|December 15th|Resume after VGL}}=== | ||
{{Football box | {{Football box | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|broons}} | | team1 = {{team home|broons}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|snes}} | | team2 = {{team away|snes}} | ||
| score = | | score = 1–0 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = Krech {{goal|90+2}}<br>Spoons {{yel|34}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{yel|79}} ERIG :DDDDDDDD | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = TD Garden/The MSG | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|rags}} | | team1 = {{team home|rags}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|drw}} | | team2 = {{team away|drw}} | ||
| score = | | score = 3–1 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = POTVIN SUCKS {{goal|10||66}}<br>1940 {{goal|13}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|67}} BINGO BANGO! <br>{{sent off|0|52}} Sauce <br>{{yel|83}} Captain Hank | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = TD Garden/The MSG | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|ncaah}} | | team1 = {{team home|ncaah}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|mild}} | | team2 = {{team away|mild}} | ||
| score = | | score = 1–0 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = Marty St. Louis {{goal|90+3}}<br>(No)Mercyhurst {{yel|32}}<br>Miami {{yel|63}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{yel|76}} Hockey's Back<br>{{yel|84}} Punished Heatley<br>{{yel|90+2}} State of Hockey | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = The Frozen Four/The AAC | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|stors}} | | team1 = {{team home|stors}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|oilels}} | | team2 = {{team away|oilels}} | ||
| score = | | score = 2–0 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals {{goal|45+4}}<br>I Am Val Nichuskin {{goal|51}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = The Frozen Four/The AAC | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
===Week 10, {{tt|December 15th|Resume after VGL}}=== | |||
===Week 10, {{tt|December | |||
{{Football box | {{Football box | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|rags}} | | team1 = {{team home|rags}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|broons}} | | team2 = {{team away|broons}} | ||
| score = | | score = 2–1 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = 1940 {{goal|62||78}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|82}} Nose Face Killah<br>{{yel|10}} Pasta<br> {{yel|88}} St. Patrice | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = TD Garden/The MSG | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
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| event = | | event = | ||
| round = | | round = | ||
| note = {{tt|/drw/'s Captain Hank is suspended for this match|Accumulation of 3 yellow cards}}<br>{{tt|/drw/'s Sauce is suspended for this match|Getting baited by Sean Avery lol}} | |||
| time = {{time|23|30}} | | time = {{time|23|30}} | ||
| team1 = {{team home|snes}} | | team1 = {{team home|snes}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|drw}} | | team2 = {{team away|drw}} | ||
| score = | | score = 0–2 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|54||61}} Abbagator | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
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| event = | | event = | ||
| round = | | round = | ||
| note = {{tt|/mild/'s Hockey's Back is suspended for this match|Accumulation of 3 yellow cards}} | |||
| time = {{time|24|00}} | | time = {{time|24|00}} | ||
| team1 = {{team home|mild}} | | team1 = {{team home|mild}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|stors}} | | team2 = {{team away|stors}} | ||
| score = | | score = 0–0 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = State Of Hockey {{yel|78}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{yel|110}} ROUUUUUUUUUUU | ||
| stadium = | | penalties1 = Nordy {{pengoal}}<br>Brinks {{pengoal}}<br>Kapfinn {{pengoal}}<br>Born To Be Wild {{pengoal}}<br>DUUUUUUUUUUB {{pengoal}}<br>Punished Heatley {{pengoal}}<br>State Of Hockey {{pengoal}}<br>April 22, 2003 {{pengoal}}<br>Zookeeper Brent {{penmiss}} | ||
| penaltyscore = 8–9 | |||
| penalties2 = {{pengoal}} I Am Val Nichuskin<br>{{pengoal}} Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals<br>{{pengoal}} AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO<br>{{pengoal}} Beast Mode Jamie Benn<br>{{pengoal}} Beeg Ben Bishop<br>{{pengoal}} Victor E. Green<br>{{pengoal}} ROUUUUUUUUUUU<br>{{pengoal}} Razor Reaugh<br>{{pengoal}} John Klingman | |||
| stadium = The X/Roger Place | |||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|oilels}} | | team1 = {{team home|oilels}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|ncaah}} | | team2 = {{team away|ncaah}} | ||
| score = | | score = 4–0 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = McJesus {{goal|25||84}}<br>THE FINAL SOLUTION {{goal|31}}<br>Poolparty {{goal|90+3}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = The X/Roger Place | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
= | =Playoffs= | ||
== | =={{team away|rags}} vs. {{team home|drw}}== | ||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2017|12|22|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|22|00}} | |||
| team1 = {{team home|rags}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|drw}} | |||
| score = 1–0 | |||
| goals1 = 1994 {{goal|40}}<br>The Sott Gomez Trade {{yel|51}} | |||
| goals2 = {{yel|18}} Sauce<br>{{yel|38}} Captain Hank<br>{{yel|73}} Abbagator | |||
| stadium = TD Garden/The MSG | |||
| attendance = 26 | |||
| video = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1376910 Smashcast] | |||
}} | |||
<br> | |||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2017|12|22|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|23|00}} | |||
| team1 = {{team home|drw}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|rags}} | |||
| score = 1–2 | |||
| aet = yes | |||
| goals1 = Captain Hank {{goal|88}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|90+4||112}} 1994<br>{{sent off|2|22||42}} Gag Line<br>{{yel|34}} The Sott Gomez Trade | |||
| stadium = The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium | |||
| attendance = 24 | |||
| video = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1376910 Smashcast] | |||
}} | |||
=={{team away|stors}} vs. {{team home|oilels}}== | |||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2017|12|22|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|22|30}} | |||
| | | team1 = {{team home|stors}} | ||
| | | team2 = {{team away|oilels}} | ||
| | | score = 1–0 | ||
| | | goals1 = Beast Mode Jamie Benn {{goal|25}}<br>ROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU {{yel|62}} | ||
| goals2 = {{yel|78}} Ryan Smyth's Mullet | |||
| | | stadium = The Frozen Four/The AAC | ||
| attendance = 28 | |||
| | | video = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1376910 Smashcast] | ||
}} | |||
<br> | |||
{{Football box | |||
| | | date = {{Start date|2017|12|22|df=y}} | ||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|23|30}} | |||
| | | team1 = {{team home|oilels}} | ||
| | | team2 = {{team away|stors}} | ||
| | | score = 3–2 | ||
| | | aet = yes | ||
| | | goals1 = Poolparty {{goal|20}}<br>THE FINAL SOLUTION {{goal|36}}<br>McJesus {{goal|92}}<br>Prospect Graveyard {{yel|106}} | ||
| goals2 = {{goal|47||54}} Beast Mode Jamie Benn<br>{{yel|78}} Jamie Benn's Shitty Brother | |||
| | | stadium = The X/Roger Place | ||
| attendance = 31 | |||
| | | video = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1376910 Smashcast] | ||
| | }} | ||
<br> | |||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2017|12|22|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|24|00}} | |||
| | | team1 = {{team home|stors}} | ||
| | | team2 = {{team away|oilels}} | ||
| score = 3–1 | |||
| | | goals1 = Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals{{goal|8}}<br>Beast Mode Jamie Benn{{goal|26}}<br>AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO{{goal|41}}<br>Razor Reaugh {{yel|23}} | ||
| | | goals2 = {{goal|88}} THE FINAL SOLUTION<br>{{yel|21}} Le Test Tube<br>{{yel|40}} GOAT Coffey | ||
| | | stadium = The Frozen Four/The AAC | ||
| | | attendance = 31 | ||
| video = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1376910 Smashcast] | |||
| | }} | ||
| | =={{team away|rags}} vs. {{team home|stors}}== | ||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2017|12|23|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|23|00}} | |||
| team1 = {{team home|rags}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|stors}} | |||
| | | score = 1–2 | ||
| goals1 = 1994 {{goal|68}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|33}} AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO<br>{{goal|60}} Beast Mode Jamie Benn | |||
| stadium = TD Garden/The MSG | |||
| attendance = 28 | |||
| video = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1377030 Smashcast] | |||
}} | |||
<br> | |||
{{Football box | |||
| date = {{Start date|2017|12|23|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
| round = | |||
| time = {{time|23|30}} | |||
| | | team1 = {{team home|stors}} | ||
| | | team2 = {{team away|rags}} | ||
| | | score = 2–0 | ||
| | | goals1 = AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO {{goal|87||89}} | ||
| goals2 ={{yel|5}} Rick Nash, Playoff Choker<br>{{yel|67}} {{greentext|1 Cup in 76 years}}<br>{{yel|80}} 1940 | |||
| | | stadium = The Frozen Four/The AAC | ||
| attendance = 30 | |||
| | | video = [https://www.smashcast.tv/PAVALDATSACK/videos/1377030 Smashcast] | ||
}} | |||
| {{ | |||
| | ==Statistics== | ||
| | {{main|/hoc/ League 2017 statistics}} | ||
| | |||
| | |||
| | =Awards= | ||
{{tt|Lord Glass Cup:|Champions}} {{spoiler|/stors/}} | |||
| {{ | |||
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{{tt|Hart Memeorial Trophy|Most Valuable Player}}: {{spoiler|McJesus, /oilels/}} | |||
{{tt|Conn Smymethe Trophy:|MVP of the Playoffs}} {{spoiler|Beast Mode Jamie Benn, /stors/}} | |||
{| | {{tt|Vezzina Trophy:|Most Valuble Goaltender}} {{spoiler|C R A I G, /snes/}} | ||
| C R A I G | |||
{{tt|Cell Key Material Trophy:|Best Defensive Forward, but also a meme trophy}} {{spoiler|Marty St. Louis, /ncaah/}} | |||
{{tt|Rocket Richard:|Most goals scored in the regular season}} {{spoiler|McJesus, /oilels/}} | |||
{ | {{tt|Billiam Jemmings:|Goaltender with the lowest GAA (minimum like 50% season length games player or something idunno whatever)}} {{spoiler|Jimmies Unrustled, /drw/}} | ||
{{Navbox /hoc/ League}} | |||
{{Navbox Invitationals}} | {{Navbox Invitationals}} | ||
[[Category:Invitationals]] | [[Category:Invitationals]] |
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Host board | TBD | ||||||||||||||||||
Dates | N/A | ||||||||||||||||||
Teams | 8 | ||||||||||||||||||
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Champion | /stors/ | ||||||||||||||||||
Runner-up | /rags/ | ||||||||||||||||||
Third | /oilels/ | ||||||||||||||||||
Fourth | /drw/ | ||||||||||||||||||
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/hoc/ League 2019 |
The 2017 /hoc/ League is the inaugural season-formatted version of /hoc/. Of course, it has nothing to do with the actual general on /sp/ really. It's just hockey. Hockey memes and goofs. /hoc/ is more fun to say though. Click here for more information on the format of /hoc/ League.
All streams and VODs (for now anyway) can be found here.
Teams
SAVE: October 2017, PES 17 AESTHETICS January 2018
The eight teams competing in the first /hoc/ League are as follows:
Schedule Draw
The draw took place on September 8th, here. Each team's schedule is displayed in the column of that team's name/page link. Each team plays conference opponents twice and non-conference opponents once, so 2 * 3 + 1 * 4 = 10 games. Teams will play one home and one away game versus conference opponents and two home games against two random non-conference opponents and vice versa for away games. The first, ninth and tenth weeks of the season are rigged to be division matches, though not specific division matches. Everything else is random. This is the result of the draw:
Week | /broons/ | /drw/ | /rags/ | /snes/ | /mild/ | /ncaah/ | /oilels/ | /stors/ |
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1 | @ /drw/ 0-0 (4-2) |
vs. /broons/ 0-0 (4-2) |
@ /snes/ 1-3 |
vs. /rags/ 1-3 |
vs. /oilels/ 1-0 |
@ /stors/ 2-5 |
@ /mild/ 1-0 |
vs. /ncaah/ 2-5 |
2 | vs. /oilels/ 4-3 |
vs. /snes/ 0-2 |
@ /stors/ 0-1 |
@ /drw/ 0-2 |
vs. /ncaah/ 2-1 OT |
@ /mild/ 2-1 OT |
@ /broons/ 4-3 |
vs. /rags/ 0-1 |
3 | @ /mild/ 0-0 (5-6) |
vs. /rags/ 1-1 (2-4) |
@ /drw/ 1-1 (2-4) |
vs. /stors/ 3-4 |
vs. /broons/ 0-0 (5-6) |
vs. /oilels/ 0-4 |
@ /ncaah/ 0-4 |
@ /snes/ 3-4 |
4 | @ /snes/ 0-1 |
vs. /ncaah/ 2-2 (7-6) |
vs. /mild/ 0-1 |
vs. /broons/ 0-1 |
@ /rags/ 1-0 |
@ /drw/ 2-2 (7-6) |
vs. /stors/ 4-2 |
@ /oilels/ 4-2 |
5 | @ /ncaah/ 3-2 |
@ /stors/ 0-1 OT |
vs. /oilels/ 5-3 |
@ /mild/ 0-2 |
vs. /snes/ 0-2 |
vs. /broons/ 3-2 |
@ /rags/ 5-3 |
vs. /drw/ 0-1 OT |
6 | vs. /rags/ 0-2 |
@ /oilels/ 0-2 |
@ /broons/ 0-2 |
vs. /ncaah/ 6-1 |
@ /stors/ 3-0 |
@ /snes/ 6-1 |
vs. /drw/ 0-2 |
vs. /mild/ 3-0 |
7 | vs. /drw/ 0-0 (5-3) |
@ /broons/ 0-0 (5-3) |
vs. /snes/ 1-0 |
@ /rags/ 1-0 |
@ /oilels/ 4-0 |
vs. /stors/ 0-0 (4-2) |
vs. /mild/ 4-0 |
@ /ncaah/ 0-0 (4-2) |
8 | vs. /stors/ 2-4 |
vs. /mild/ 1-0 OT |
@ /ncaah/ 2-1 OT |
@ /oilels/ 2-0 |
@ /drw/ 1-0 OT |
vs. /rags/ 2-1 OT |
vs. /snes/ 2-0 |
@ /broons/ 2-4 |
9 | vs. /snes/ 1-0 |
@ /rags/ 3-1 |
vs. /drw/ 3-1 |
@/broons/ 1-0 |
@ /ncaah/ 1-0 |
vs. /mild/ 1-0 |
@ /stors/ 2-0 |
vs. /oilels/ 2-0 |
10 | @ /rags/ 2-1 |
@ /snes/ 0-2 |
vs. /broons/ 2-1 |
vs. /drw/ 0-2 |
vs. /stors/ 0-0 (8-9) |
@ /oilels/ 4-0 |
vs. /ncaah/ 4-0 |
@ /mild/ 0-0 (8-9) |
Key |
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Win |
OT Win |
OT Loss |
Loss |
Standings
The teams are split into two Conferences, Prince of Wales and Clarence S. Campbell. Each conference will send the two best teams at the conclusion of the regular season to the playoffs. These are the current standings for both:
Prince of Wales
Team | GP | W | OTW | OTL | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
/rags/ | 10 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 10 | 9 | 24 |
/drw/ | 10 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 15 |
/broons/ | 10 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 11 | 14 | -3 | 15 |
/snes/ | 10 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 14 | 15 | -1 | 9 |
Clarence S. Campbell
Team | GP | W | OTW | OTL | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
/stors/ | 10 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 17 | 16 | 1 | 16 |
/oilels/ | 10 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 24 | 16 | 8 | 15 |
/ncaah/ | 10 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 15 | 23 | -8 | 15 |
/mild/ | 10 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 12 | -8 | 11 |
Schedule
As written above, teams will play two games against each conference opponent and one game against each non-conference opponent, totaling 10 games. Weeks one, nine and ten are division weeks.. Times and dates are subject to change due to IRL bullshit, so check this page often! Hopefully everything will be set in stone at least a week away from each matchday. All weeks will start about 3 hours after normal cup time on Fridays, though not during the Autumn Babby Cup weekends.
The first 6 weeks should run as normal, week-to-week. Then things get a little interesting with the Autumn Babby Cup and its qualifiers. There is no divegrass other than the cup to be streamed on the main channel during cups. A break will be nice as well, so we'll take those three weeks off. Right now, the plan is to run a doubleheader on the weeks leading up to and following the Babby (October 20th and November 17th). Crunchtime, if you will. The last week will stand alone and probably have an All-Star game as a celebration of the season as a whole and the best players during the season (November 24th). Then the playoffs will happen the following week (December 1st).
In any case, here are the matches themselves:
Week 1, September 15th
/drw/ | 0–0 (a.e.t.) | /broons/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
21:00 |
Streakhan 109' | 58' Cam Kneely | The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 17 Video: Smashcast | |
Penalties | ||||
Abbagator Supermantha Captain Hank Snip Show |
2–4 | Krech Nose Face Killah Big Daddy Z St. Patrice |
/snes/ | 1–3 | /rags/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
21:30 |
ERIG :DDDDDDDD 83' | 52', 90+5' 1994 77' #BringBackAvery 38' Marc Staal's One Good Eye |
TD Garden/The MSG Attendance: 20 Video: Smashcast |
/mild/ | 1–0 | /oilels/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
22:00 |
Nordy 66' | The X/Roger Place Attendance: 21 Video: Smashcast |
/stors/ | 2–5 | /ncaah/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
22:30 |
Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals 52', 70' Ruffled Lines 5' |
5' (pen.) MINNESOTAWINSLOL 10', 65' Martin St. Louis 22' NODAKS 63' 4:20 |
The Frozen Four/The AAC Attendance: 18 Video: Smashcast |
Week 2, September 22rd
/broons/ | 4–3 | /oilels/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
21:00 |
Krech 20', 69' Cam Kneely 78' Nose Face Killah 80' St. Patrice 69' |
57', 63', 90+0' McJesus | The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 20 Video: Smashcast |
/drw/ | 0–2 | /snes/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
21:30 |
25', 65' >yfw DA TURRS | The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 19 Video: Smashcast |
/mild/ | 2–1 (a.e.t.) | /ncaah/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
22:00 |
Brinks 41' Hockey's Back 105+2' Hockey's Back 44' Crows Chant 109' |
74' Martin St. Louis 45+1' The Uconn Whalers 96' >Atlantic "Hockey" |
The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 20 Video: Smashcast |
/stors/ | 0–1 | /rags/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
22:30 |
John Klingman 88' | 85' Potvin Sucks | The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 14 Video: Smashcast |
Week 3, September 29th
/drw/ | 1–1 (a.e.t.) | /rags/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
21:00 |
Abbagator 45' | 54' 1994 12' Matteau! Matteau! 91' Potvin Sucks |
The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 6 | |
Penalties | ||||
Abbagator Supermantha Captain Hank Snip Show |
2–4 | Rick Nash, Playoff Choker 1940 Potvin Sucks 1994 |
/mild/ | 0–0 | /broons/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
21:30 |
Born To Be Wild 19' Nordy 105+0' |
63' Boston Greenhouse Garden 82'St. Patrice 113' Local Boy Frankie |
The X/Rogers Place Attendance: 7 | |
Penalties | ||||
Nordy Brinks Kapfinn Hockey's Back DUUUUUUUUUUB Punished Heatley April 22, 2003 |
5–6 | Krech Nose Face Killah Bid Daddy Z St. Patrice TUUKKA not Toohkah Cam Kneely Local Boy Frankie |
/ncaah/ | 0–4 | /oilels/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
22:00 |
50' Poolparty 58' McJesus 80' L O O C H 82' The Final Solution |
The Frozen Four/The AAC Attendance: 7 |
/snes/ | 3–4 | /stors/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
22:30 |
>yfw DA TURRS 2', 39' STONER 84' I'm Not Coming 11' |
12' Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals 74', 80' Beast Mode Jamie Benn 82' I Am Val Nichushkin 34' Good Goal 90+0' Beast Mode Jamie Benn |
The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 7 |
Week 4, October 6th
/drw/ | 2–2 | /ncaah/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
21:00 |
25' Snip Show 88' Hug of Death 32' Captain Hank |
11' Martin St. Louis 47' 4:20 67' >Atlantic "Hockey" 88' (No)Mercyhurst |
The Baddest Bowl Video: Smashcast | |
Penalties | ||||
Abbagator Supermantha Captain Hank Snip Show Saint Petr Streakhan Mitch Callahan's Face |
7–6 | >Atlantic "Hockey" MINNESOTAWINSLOL Martin St. Louis 7th Round Pick Of The Arizona Coyotes Hug of Death PAC12 When? Alabama-Huntsville |
/oilels/ | 4–2 | /stors/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
21:30 |
22', 35' McJesus 62', 82' THE FINAL SOLUTION 46' The Nuge |
33' Beast Mode Jamie Benn 60' Prospect Graveyard |
Rogers Place Video: Smashcast 1 Smashcast 2 Smashcast 3 |
/rags/ | 0–1 | /mild/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
22:00 |
67' Kapfinn | The MSG Video: Smashcast |
/snes/ | 0–1 | /broons/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
22:30 |
11' Nose Face Killah | The Palladium Video: Smashcast |
Week 5, October 13th
/mild/ | 0–2 | /snes/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
21:00 |
>yfw DA TURRS 59', 65' | The X/Roger Place Attendance: 44 Video: Smashcast |
/ncaah/ | 3–2 | /broons/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
21:30 |
The Belpot 22' Martin St. Louis 85' UCONN Whalers 90+0' APRIL INSANITY 13' >Atlantic "Hockey" 68' |
24' Nose Face Killah 90+5' Krech |
The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 46 Video: Smashcast |
/rags/ | 5–3 | /oilels/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
22:00 |
1940 2' 1994 44', 88', 90+3' POTVIN SUCKS 45+3' |
6' Poolparty 11' L O O C H 14' McJesus 12' L O O C H 81' GOAT Coffey |
TD Garden/The MSG Attendance: 38 Video: Smashcast |
/stors/ | 0–1 (a.e.t.) | /drw/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
22:30 |
ROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 40' I Am Val Nichushkin 47' |
104' Sauce 91' Helmer 112' DDK |
The Frozen Four/The AAC Attendance: 35 Video: Smashcast |
Week 6, October 20th
/broons/ | 0–2 | /rags/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
21:00 |
Local Boy Frankie 90' | 61' Rick Nash, Playoff Choker 90+3' 1994 31' Marc Staal's One Good Eye |
TD Garden Video: Smashcast |
/oilels/ | 0–2 | /drw/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
21:30 |
29' Abbagator 83' Snip Show 69' Captain Hank |
Rogers Place Video: Smashcast |
/snes/ | 6–1 | /ncaah/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
22:00 Note: /ncaah/'s >Atlantic """"""Hockey"""""" is suspended for this match |
ERIG :DDDDDDDD 19' STONER 33' >yfw da TURRS 36', 50', 55', 58' I'M COMING IN HOT 6' A+ Effort 70' |
81' Alabama-Huntsville 73' >losing to an Alternative Michigan |
The Palladium Video: Smashcast |
/stors/ | 3–0 | /mild/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
22:30 |
Beast Mode Jamie Benn 23' AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO 56' I Am Val Nichushkin 59' I Am Val Nichushkin 78' |
The AAC Video: Smashcast |
Week 7, October 20th
/broons/ | 0–0 | /drw/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
21:00 |
St. Patrice 74' | 19' Mitch Callahan's Face 38'> Snip Show |
TD Garden Video: Smashcast | |
Penalties | ||||
Krech Nose Face Killah St. Patrice Big Daddy Z TUUKKA not Toohkah |
5–3 | Abbagator Supermantha Snip Show Captain Hank |
/ncaah/ | 0–0 | /stors/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
21:30 |
Miami 74' >losing to an Alternative Michigan 108' |
103' ROUUUUUUUUUUUU | The Frozen Four Video: Smashcast | |
Penalties | ||||
>losing to an Alternative Michigan MINNESOTAWINSLOL 7th Round Pick of the Arizona Coyotes Marty St. Louis |
4–2 | Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals I Am Val Nichushkin Beast Mode Jamie Benn |
/oilels/ | 4–0 | /mild/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
22:00 |
McJesus 10', 87' Poolparty 45+1' THE FINAL SOLUTION 68' THE FINAL SOLUTION 46' |
68' Masterton Memorial Trophy | Rogers Place Video: Smashcast |
/rags/ | 1–0 | /snes/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
22:30 |
The Blue Seats 26' | 73' sens r cool leafs r poo | The MSG Video: Smashcast |
Week 8, November 17th
/broons/ | 2–4 | /stors/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
21:00 Note: /broons/'s St. Patrice is suspended for this match |
Krech 7' Nose Face Killah 67' Nose Face Killah 81' Cam Kneely 89' |
31' Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals 36', 52', 73' AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO 90+4' Beast Mode Jamie Benn |
The Garden/The MSG Attendance: 23 |
/drw/ | 1–0 (a.e.t.) | /mild/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
21:30 |
Snip Show 105+1' gud boi gienny 71' |
14' Hockey's Back 82' Jacques |
The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 29 |
/ncaah/ | 2–1 (a.e.t.) | /rags/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
22:00 |
Desert Hockey Classic 8' Martin St. Louis 109' Miami 84' |
57' The Blue Seats 83' POTVIN SUCKS 88' MATTEAU! MATTEAU! |
The Frozen Four/The AAC Attendance: 30 |
/oilels/ | 2–0 | /snes/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
22:30 |
Poolparty 45+1' MacConcussion 73' |
The X/Roger Place Attendance: 32 |
Week 9, December 15th
/broons/ | 1–0 | /snes/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
21:00 |
Krech 90+2' Spoons 34' |
79' ERIG :DDDDDDDD | TD Garden/The MSG |
/rags/ | 3–1 | /drw/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
21:30 |
POTVIN SUCKS 10', 66' 1940 13' |
67' BINGO BANGO! 52' Sauce 83' Captain Hank |
TD Garden/The MSG |
/ncaah/ | 1–0 | /mild/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
22:00 |
Marty St. Louis 90+3' (No)Mercyhurst 32' Miami 63' |
76' Hockey's Back 84' Punished Heatley 90+2' State of Hockey |
The Frozen Four/The AAC |
/stors/ | 2–0 | /oilels/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
22:30 |
Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals 45+4' I Am Val Nichuskin 51' |
The Frozen Four/The AAC |
Week 10, December 15th
/rags/ | 2–1 | /broons/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
23:00 |
1940 62', 78' | 82' Nose Face Killah 10' Pasta 88' St. Patrice |
TD Garden/The MSG |
/snes/ | 0–2 | /drw/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
23:30 Note: /drw/'s Captain Hank is suspended for this match /drw/'s Sauce is suspended for this match |
54', 61' Abbagator | The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium |
/mild/ | 0–0 | /stors/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
24:00 Note: /mild/'s Hockey's Back is suspended for this match |
State Of Hockey 78' | 110' ROUUUUUUUUUUU | The X/Roger Place | |
Penalties | ||||
Nordy Brinks Kapfinn Born To Be Wild DUUUUUUUUUUB Punished Heatley State Of Hockey April 22, 2003 Zookeeper Brent |
8–9 | I Am Val Nichuskin Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO Beast Mode Jamie Benn Beeg Ben Bishop Victor E. Green ROUUUUUUUUUUU Razor Reaugh John Klingman |
/oilels/ | 4–0 | /ncaah/ | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
24:30 |
McJesus 25', 84' THE FINAL SOLUTION 31' Poolparty 90+3' |
The X/Roger Place |
Playoffs
/rags/ vs. /drw/
22 December 2017 | /rags/ | 1–0 | /drw/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
22:00 |
1994 40' The Sott Gomez Trade 51' |
18' Sauce 38' Captain Hank 73' Abbagator |
TD Garden/The MSG Attendance: 26 Video: Smashcast |
22 December 2017 | /drw/ | 1–2 (a.e.t.) | /rags/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
23:00 |
Captain Hank 88' | 90+4', 112' 1994 22' Gag Line 34' The Sott Gomez Trade |
The Baddest Bowl/The Palladium Attendance: 24 Video: Smashcast |
/stors/ vs. /oilels/
22 December 2017 | /stors/ | 1–0 | /oilels/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
22:30 |
Beast Mode Jamie Benn 25' ROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 62' |
78' Ryan Smyth's Mullet | The Frozen Four/The AAC Attendance: 28 Video: Smashcast |
22 December 2017 | /oilels/ | 3–2 (a.e.t.) | /stors/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
23:30 |
Poolparty 20' THE FINAL SOLUTION 36' McJesus 92' Prospect Graveyard 106' |
47', 54' Beast Mode Jamie Benn 78' Jamie Benn's Shitty Brother |
The X/Roger Place Attendance: 31 Video: Smashcast |
22 December 2017 | /stors/ | 3–1 | /oilels/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
24:00 |
Tyler Seguin Doughnut Goals 8' Beast Mode Jamie Benn 26' AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO 41' Razor Reaugh 23' |
88' THE FINAL SOLUTION 21' Le Test Tube 40' GOAT Coffey |
The Frozen Four/The AAC Attendance: 31 Video: Smashcast |
/rags/ vs. /stors/
23 December 2017 | /rags/ | 1–2 | /stors/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
23:00 |
1994 68' | 33' AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO 60' Beast Mode Jamie Benn |
TD Garden/The MSG Attendance: 28 Video: Smashcast |
23 December 2017 | /stors/ | 2–0 | /rags/ | |
---|---|---|---|---|
23:30 |
AMERICAN HERO MIKE MODANO 87', 89' | 5' Rick Nash, Playoff Choker 67' >1 Cup in 76 years 80' 1940 |
The Frozen Four/The AAC Attendance: 30 Video: Smashcast |
Statistics
Awards
Lord Glass Cup: /stors/
Hart Memeorial Trophy: McJesus, /oilels/
Conn Smymethe Trophy: Beast Mode Jamie Benn, /stors/
Vezzina Trophy: C R A I G, /snes/
Cell Key Material Trophy: Marty St. Louis, /ncaah/
Rocket Richard: McJesus, /oilels/
Billiam Jemmings: Jimmies Unrustled, /drw/
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