/tv/ League I

/tv/ League

Tournament details

Host board

/tv/

Dates

September 21–22, 28–29

Teams

16

Final positions

Champion

/gate/

Runner-up

/bb/

Third

/lynch/

Fourth

/mst3k/

Tournament statistics
Matches	32
Goals scored	134 (4.19 per match)
Top scorer(s)	7 Goals Naomi Watts
Top assister(s)	5 Assists Carter
Golden Glove	19 Saves Frankenstein
Best player	N/A
Yellow cards	42 (1.31 per match)
Red cards	0 (0 per match)

Chuck's League

/tv/ League

/tv/ League II

The /tv/ League will be the first PES tournament hosted by /tv/. Teams representing /tv/ generals, as well as popular films, shows, and sitcoms will compete to become the first /tv/ League champion.

Competitors

The following teams will participate.

/lynch/
/sneed/
/got/
/yellowsub/

/mst3k/
/RBMK/
/rw/
/ss&m/

/tvx/
/kob/
/bb/
/drive/

/trek/
/mash/
/gate/
/chavo/

Group Stage

Group A

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/bb/	3	3	0	0	6	3	3	9
/ss&m/	3	1	1	1	4	3	1	4
/trek/	3	0	2	1	5	6	-1	2
/RBMK/	3	0	1	2	4	7	-3	1

21 September 2019	/bb/	3–2	/trek/
17:00	PAUL'S 2 GIANT NUTS 8' Smacky Stick 53' Church of Raytheism 62'		5' drunk Bones 32' Fat Riker 45+2' Punished Archer	GNU/stadium

21 September 2019	/RBMK/	1–3	/ss&m/
17:40	You're Done 90+3'		19', 42', 81' Biggest Bird	CIA Meemorial Stadium

22 September 2019	/bb/	2–1	/RBMK/
17:00	CHURCH OF RAYTHEISM 63', 83' WAR BEYBLADES 29' WHYACHICOPTER 78'		89' COMRADE DYATLOV	Robot Wars Arena

22 September 2019	/trek/	1–1	/ss&m/
17:40	drunk Bones 49'		40' Kermit the Frog 1' Kermit the Frog	CIA Meemorial Stadium

28 September 2019	/RBMK/	2–2	/trek/
17:00	You're Done 68', 90+1'		53' Porthosposting 69' Dukat did Nothing Wrong	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 16

28 September 2019	/ss&m/	0–1	/bb/
17:40			42' Smacky Stick 58' Whyachicopter	100 Acre Wood Attendance: 16

Group B

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/mst3k/	3	2	0	1	5	4	1	6
/sneed/	3	1	1	1	6	6	0	4
/got/	3	1	1	1	4	4	0	4
/tvx/	3	1	0	2	6	7	-1	3

21 September 2019	/mst3k/	0–2	/got/
18:20			63' STANNIS THE MANNIS 84' AAAAGGHH 55' EURON THE ULTRACHAD	CIA Meemorial Stadium

21 September 2019	/tvx/	2–4	/sneed/
19:00	Jason Vorhees 4' NOSFERATU 89'		17', 34' Chuck 83', 90+2' Sneed	The Void

22 September 2019	/mst3k/	2–1	/tvx/
18:20	KEEP CIRCULATING THE TAPES 81' CROOOOOOOOOOW 87' MR. B NATURAL 44'		23' Jason Vorhees	The Void

22 September 2019	/got/	1–1	/sneed/
19:00	BOBBY B 67'		68' Chuck	Amphitheatrum Flavium

28 September 2019	/tvx/	3–1	/got/
18:20	Dead Bart 17', 67' Michael Myers 81' Norman Bates 35' Pazuzu 45+2'		85' Bobby B 16' The more she drank, the more she shat 74' Mad Queen, Cutest Psycho	The Void Attendance: 15

28 September 2019	/sneed/	1–3	/mst3k/
19:00	Mr. Salad Fork 59' Who was the Guy in the Store? 41' City Slicker 45+0'		11' Tom Servo 16' Keep Circulating the Tapes 47' Dr. Forrester	100 Acre Wood Attendance: 16

Group C

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/drive/	3	3	0	0	6	2	4	9
/rw/	3	1	1	1	7	5	2	4
/mash/	3	0	2	1	5	6	-1	2
/yellowsub/	3	0	1	2	5	10	-5	1

21 September 2019	/rw/	4–1	/yellowsub/
19:40	CARBIDEWINSLOL 17', 33' BUILT IN A SHED 67' 'AVE YOU GOT A SRIMEC? 73'		57' George Harrison 33' Four Headed Bulldog	Battle Royal Arena

21 September 2019	/drive/	1–0	/mash/
20:20	Real Human Bean 90+3'			Daytona Beach

22 September 2019	/rw/	1–2	/drive/
19:40	CARBIDEWINSLOL 40' TORNADOGATE 13'		38' 78 Chevy Malibu 72' Cool Scorpion Jacket	Robot Wars Arena

22 September 2019	/yellowsub/	3–3	/mash/
20:20	Blue Meanie 49' Old Fred 69', 89' Ringo Starr 49' Blue Meanie 51'		18', 47', 54' Capt. "Hawkeye" Pierce 31' Size Section 8	The Mountaintop

28 September 2019	/drive/	3–1	/yellowsub/
19:40	Real Human Bean 45+3', 78' >tfw no qt gf to drive with 53' A shot of Ryan Goasling just Staring 17' In and out 29' This Movie is so me 44' comfy night cruise 80'		86' Vacuum Man	Daytona Beach Attendance: 17

28 September 2019	/mash/	2–2	/rw/
20:20	Capt. "Haweye" Pierce 80', 90+3'		26' SPINNAAAAHHHHHH 62' CARBIDEWINSLOL	100 Acre Wood Attendance: 14

Group D

Team	Pld	W	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/lynch/	3	3	0	12	3	9	9
/gate/	3	2	1	7	3	4	6
/kob/	3	1	2	7	8	-1	3
/chavo/	3	0	3	3	15	-12	0

21 September 2019	/kob/	0–2	/gate/
21:00			44', 47' Ba'al	100 Acre Wood

21 September 2019	/lynch/	5–1	/chavo/
21:40	NAOMI WATTS 48', 62' ALVIN STRAIGHT 52' MYSTERY MAN 57' SPENCER 84' HORRIBLE LYNCHBABY 10' SPENCER 86'		11' EL CHAVO 42' SATANAS	The Void

22 September 2019	/kob/	0–4	/lynch/
21:00			22' NAOMI WATTS 25' BOB 64' SPENCER 72' ALVIN STRAIGHT	Robot Wars Arena

22 September 2019	/gate/	3–0	/chavo/
21:40	Carter 9' FUCK MGM 22' The inferior team leader 43' GOOLD FUCKING SHITS 67'		3' DON RAMON 31' POLTERGEIST	CIA Meemorial Stadium

28 September 2019	/lynch/	3–2	/gate/
21:00	Agent Cooper 41', 64' Naomi Watts 90+4'		59' Ba'al 69' Carter	The Void Attendance: 12

28 September 2019	/chavo/	2–7	/kob/
21:40	El Chavo 59' TA TA TA TA 69'		11', 24', 64' Great Leader Xiake 61' Wait for a Good Flip 73', 81' Raging Moustache 75' >fatefags 5' Social Credit Scores 14' The Martian	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 15

Knockout Stage

Quarter-finals

/bb/

1

/rw/

0

/mst3k/

6

/ss&m/

4

/drive/

0

/gate/

2

/lynch/

4

/sneed/

3

Semi-finals

/bb/

5

/mst3k/

1

/gate/

5

/lynch/

3

Final

/bb/

1

/gate/

2

Third Place Match

/mst3k/

2

/lynch/

3

Quarter Finals

29 September 2019	/bb/	1–0	/rw/
17:00	Church of Raytheism 49' Paul's 2 Giant Nuts 46'			Robot Wars Arena

29 September 2019	/mst3k/	6–4 (a.e.t.)	/ss&m/
17:40	Tom Servo 76', 83', 120+3' Keep Circulating the Tapes 84' It's Turkey Day! 105+3' CROOOOOOOOOOOW 116'		39', 45+0', 110' Kermit the Frog 89' Biggest Bird	The Void

29 September 2019	/drive/	0–2	/gate/
18:20	le prison husband 13'		85', 89' Apophis 77' O'Neill, with 2 L's	Daytona Beach

29 September 2019	/lynch/	4–3	/sneed/
19:00	Agent Cooper 14', 71' Naomi Watts 32' Bob 58' Chuck 89'		5', 47' Chuck 17' Formerly Chuck's 90+4' Horrible Lynchbaby	The Void

Semi Finals

29 September 2019	/bb/	5–1	/mst3k/
19:40	Smacky Stick 3' Paul's 3 Giant Nuts 8' Church of Raytheism 49' HU GE 57' Self Heem 69' Church of Raytheism 65'		13' Keep Circulating the Tapes 86' Hyper-Intelligent Stupid Monkey	Robot Wars Arena

29 September 2019	/gate/	5–3	/lynch/
20:20	Carter 6' Apophis 19', 41' Goold Fucking Shits 45+3', 72'		17', 45+0' Agent Cooper 26' Bob 83' The Cowboy	The Void

Third Place Match

29 September 2019	/mst3k/	2–3 (a.e.t.)	/lynch/
21:00	Keep Circulating the Tapes 61', 80'		10', 93' Naomi Watts 75' Spencer 105+1' Mystery Man	CIA Meemorial Stadium

Final

29 September 2019	/bb/	1–2	/gate/
21:40	Self Heem 6' Bronco Boys 16' HU GE 45+3'		29' Carter 88' Goold Fucking Shit 33' Rush is a dick	CIA Meemorial Stadium

Statistics

Main article: /tv/ League statistics

Final Rankings

/gate/
/bb/
/lynch/
/mst3k/

/drive/
/rw/
/sneed/
/ss&m/

/got/
/kob/
/tvx/
/mash/

/trek/
/RBMK/
/yellowsub/
/chavo/

Ruleset

1. /tv/ league will be played on PES 17
2. The medal composition for a startup is: Gold, Silver, Silver, Bronze where:

Gold has 6 card and 99 in all stats
Silver has 5 cards and 94 in all stats
Bronze has 4 cards and 88 in all stats

3. Regular players have 2 cards and 77 in all stats.
4. Goalkeepers are 80 but can't be higher than 185cm.
5. The Injury Resistance setting is set to 3 for all players.
6. The Form setting is set to 8 for medal players, and 4 for the remaining regular players.
7. The team bench has to have ONE Bronze medal sub, which can be subbed in for the Bronze player on the pitch at any given time (Past the required 20 minutes for a timeout). The bench Bronze and the Startup Bronze can play in DIFFERENT POSITIONS.
8. The Team Captain is allowed (but not required to have) a free Captaincy card. This card does not count towards any previous limits. All additional Captaincy-cards do count towards any previous limits.
9. Medal players can add 1 Free trick card (As per standard cup rules) OR COM Style card.
10. Height rules:

The "green" heights, giving more total height:

Five non-medal players of height exactly 194cm.
Five outfield players of height exactly 185cm. ( this includes Goalkeepers of height exactly 185cm )
Seven players of height exactly 180cm.
Six players of height exactly 175cm.

The "red" heights, giving bonuses to shorter nonmedal players:

Ten players which are either:
- Outfield players of height exactly 185cm.
- Goalkeepers of height exactly 185cm.
Seven players of height exactly 180cm.
Six players of height exactly 175cm, with non-medals receiving a +3 bonus to all stats.

The six players that are 175cm may be set to lower (155-174cm) heights, but they still count as 175cm for height brackets and their "lost" cm cannot be used to make other players taller.

11. Players who are 175cm may also have one additional card.
12. Players of height 175cm and below may have 4/4 weak foot accuracy and weak foot usage. For other players that is capped at 2/2 weak foot accuracy and weak foot usage.
13. Outfield players may have 1 less card in exchange for an additional player position set to 'A'. This extra position may not be 'GK.'

Sign Ups

Deadline: 30th August

/lynch/ /tv/ League is my most spiritual film Suule (talk) 23:04 19 August 2019(UTC)
/sneed/ Formerly Chuck's HarryEnfield (talk) 23:09 19 August 2019(UTC)
/got/ STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS Horizons (talk) 23:22, 19 August 2019 (UTC)
/yellowsub/ Found the sea of green DKD (talk) 23:38 19 August 2019(UTC)
/mst3k/ Look foward to every match being filmed in Cambot-vision DrDtroit (talk) 01:02, 20 August 2019 (UTC)
/RBMK/ The air is glowing! CoIlieBro (talk) 16:28, 20 August 2019 (UTC)
/rw/ Commentary by Jonathan Pearce when? MBa (talk) 19:58, 20 August 2019 (UTC)
/ss&m/ I heard this /tv/ League wasn't half-bad... it was all-bad! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AxAndy (talk) 21:38, 20 August 2019 (UTC)
/tvx/ We're going to be the Wish Upon of teams. Amphetamemes (talk) 22:38, 20 August 2019 (UTC)
/kob/ China intends to prove it's numbah one. Marqod (talk) 19:22, 21 August 2019 (UTC)
/bb/ IT'S (still for like 6 weeks) ROBOT FIGHTING TIME Lazyturd (talk) 19:25, 21 August 2019 (UTC)
/drive/ I Drive Fapoleon (talk) 14:03, 22 August 2019 (UTC)
/trek/ PES, the final frontier... Clingingmars (talk) 02:07, 23 August 2019 (UTC)
/mash/ "ATTENTION ALL PERSONAL!! INCOMING WOUNDED STRAIGHT FROM THE AUTO-PILOT MENACE!! GET YOUR MANUAL MANAGING SKILLS OUT AND REPORT TO PRE-OP ON THE DOUBLE!!" MINUSFIVESTARS (talk) 21:37, 24 August 2019 (UTC)
/gate/ UNSCHEDULED PES ACTIVATION! Potatotron (talk) 13:35, 26 August 2019 (UTC)
/chavo/ Fue sin querer queriendo Alexl7l (talk) 13:59, 26 August 2019 (UTC)

Exports

Deadline: September 13th (Yes, Friday the 13th, Jasonfags)

SAVE VER 1.0: here Aesthetics: Not yet

SLOTS

/lynch/ - Invitational 1

Tactical DICK LAURENT
Aesthetics
Music

/sneed/ - Invitational 2

Tactical Sneed
Aesthetics Feed
Music Seed

/got/ - Invitational 3

Tactical 20 good men is all we need
Aesthetics Baratheon Family Robes Baratheon Family Robes, /tv/ style
Music singing in my jail cell wishing for bad poosi

/yellowsub/ - Invitational 4

Tactical The gears got turning and spat out these jumbled messes
Aesthetics The submarine may or may not be broken
Music The band got taught how to play

/mst3k/ - Invitational 5

Tactical - https://www.mediafire.com/file/qtriz5beup80wya/MST_Tactics.rar/file
Aesthetics - https://www.mediafire.com/file/40pjsoq7rvx0fmc/MST_Aesthetic_Export2.rar/file
Music - https://www.mediafire.com/file/kmiwsrk53tq44t8/MST_Music_Export.rar/file
Pastebin - https://pastebin.com/17usSEGs

/RBMK/ - Invitational 6

Tactical
Aesthetics
Music

/rw/ - Invitational 7

Tactical Build Plans
Aesthetics OwO paint job
Music Featuring commentary by Jonathan Pearce
Pastebin What's your plan? Win

/ss&m/ - Invitational 8

Tactical Another late export? I think this is starting to become a "running gag" WAKKA WAKKA
Aesthetics HIYA HIYA HIYA
Music

/tvx/ - Invitational 9

Tactical GET FUCKING SPOOKED
Aesthetics Your favorite slasher scenes, all in one
Music

/kob/ - Invitational 10

Tactical
Aesthetics
Music

/bb/ - Invitational 11

Tactical ROBOTS ACTIVATE
Aesthetics Unlike all the bots, this has not been brought to you by VEX Robotics
Music This counts as machine music, right?

/drive/ - Invitational 12

Tactical In and out of the league
Aesthetics Kino shots
Music Real Bean

/trek/ - Invitational 13

Tactical Export: PES, the final frontier...
Aesthetics Export: These are the voyages of the /trek/ general.
Audio Export: Its continuing mission: to explore strange new threads. To seek out new memes and fend off STD posters.

/mash/ - Invitational 14

Tactical
Aesthetics
Music

/gate/ - Invitational 15

Tactical IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING?
Aesthetics HEY, don't scuff the walls
Music 1,2,1,2,1,2. Testing. Hello? This thing on?
Pastebin We trained him wrong, as a joke

/chavo/ - Invitational 16

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