Boris CircleJerk League 2

Boris CircleJerk League 2
Tournament details
Host board	/sfi/
Dates	November 27–28, December 4–5
Teams	16
Final positions
Champion	/bvn/
Runner-up	/ring/
Third	/tfh/
Fourth	/sfi/
Tournament statistics Matches 33 Goals scored 153 (4.64 per match) Top scorer(s) 13 goals Baseball Lesbians Top assister(s) 4 assists AAAAAIYAH!! Golden Glove 21 saves Salt Hoarding Meadowgypsy Best player 5 MotM awards Baseball Lesbians Yellow cards 18 (0.55 per match) Red cards 0 (0 per match)
Boris CircleJerk League
Boris CircleJerk League 2
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Boris CircleJerk League 2

Remember, meme tactics or you're going to get meme mentalities, sliders and whatever else, solely at the circlejerk's discretion.

Competitors

Fuck off we're full. (Talk to Boris directly if you really think you have a good reason to replace one of these 16.)

• Invitational 1 -  /sfi/ - auto-approved for winning the last one, age of egg.
• Invitational 2 -  /smish/ - Me waiting for the patch that makes Bayo win a Quarter Final
• Invitational 3 -  /rts/ - Remember that time Jables was a UEF commander?
• Invitational 4 -  /hfc/ - We'll take those.
• Invitational 5 -  /rlo/ - Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda, "You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me" and his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong "You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
• Invitational 6 -  /retardy/ - ZAWAH ZAWAH ZAWAH
• Invitational 7 -  /square/ - need to win big to fund the gacha crisis run
• Invitational 8 -  /tfh/ - There's no horse so I'm not technically ruining three or four of your days
• Invitational 9 -  /bvn/ - they're growing out of their persona phase so we'll see what gets added.
• Invitational 10 -  /ring/ - Dark Boris will try not to puke for the first couple of weeks.
• Invitational 11 -  /xb2/ - Rex. Pyra. Rex. Pyra. (proton pack beams everywhere)
• Invitational 12 -  /fast/ - GREAT 1ST TO 16TH AGAIN
• Invitational 13 -  /tubes/ - Elder this dangerous parasite is threatening the whole league what do we do? Make an even deadlier parasite! WE'RE. GENIUSES.
• Invitational 14 -  /ow/ - HATCHLING WUZ HERE, FUCK OWELKS (Solanum best girl)
• Invitational 15 -  /zra/ - We gotta get practice going again, too many attempts barely sub 3 lately.
• Invitational 16 -  /offtopic/ - tradition must continue

Group Stage

Group A

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/offtopic/	3	3	0	0	6	0	6	9
/hfc/	3	1	1	1	10	8	2	4
/rlo/	3	1	1	1	6	7	-1	4
/retardy/	3	0	0	3	6	13	-7	0

27 November 2021	/hfc/	0–1	/offtopic/
17:00	We take those  64'		26' Schizo Moment	Final PEStination Attendance: 139

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27 November 2021	/rlo/	3–2	/retardy/
17:40	Thanks Australia  45+2', 59' Dovabear  73'		9' Proshi  70' DayZ	100 Acre Wood Attendance: 129

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28 November 2021	/hfc/	3–3	/rlo/
17:00	He hungers  17', 36', 39'		65' N E C C Yourself  85', 90+0' Hot Skill Wine  12' Thanks Australia  56' Assassins? Coming for my Throne?	The Void Attendance: 133

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28 November 2021	/offtopic/	3–0	/retardy/
17:40	Schizo Moment  28', 58' Offtopic Moment  82'			Astraea Hill Attendance: 147

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4 December 2021	/rlo/	0–2	/offtopic/
17:00			31' Offtopic Moment  90+1' Schizo Moment	100 Acre Wood Attendance: 98

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4 December 2021	/retardy/	4–7	/hfc/
17:40	KuWAHshii  30' Proshi  72', 88', 90+2' It's his Party  76'		18', 90+0', 90+3' He hungers  45+2' We take those  60', 74', 80' It goes UP?!	The Void Attendance: 108

Group B

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/tfh/	3	2	1	0	5	3	2	7
/sfi/	3	1	1	1	9	6	3	4
/fast/	3	1	1	1	5	5	0	4
/smish/	3	0	1	2	6	11	-5	1

27 November 2021	/sfi/	2–3	/fast/
18:20	Missed the Memo  3' Feesh  35'		29' Sick for 5 Seconds  36' B A N A N A S M M M M  66' Lrn2drift	4chan City.swf Attendance: 142

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27 November 2021	/tfh/	3–2	/smish/
19:00	Two Flops One Boss  15' Wakeup Super  54' Floof  60' Ded Game  29'		45+0', 50' Cuck Shed Dog  68' Forward Aerial	100 Acre Wood Attendance: 144

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28 November 2021	/sfi/	1–1	/tfh/
18:20	Missed the Memo  6'		48' Two Flops One Boss  72' Everyone is Arizona	Big Rig's Resort Attendance: 151

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28 November 2021	/fast/	2–2	/smish/
19:00	B A N A N A S M M M M  4' Lrn2drift  45+2'		27' Robin Reigns  83' The 7 Club  44' Me and the Boys	Daytona Beach Attendance: 152

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4 December 2021	/tfh/	1–0	/fast/
18:20	Two Flops One Boss  17'			Racist Barn Attendance: 118

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4 December 2021	/smish/	2–6	/sfi/
19:00	Robin Reigns  29' Cuck Shed Dog  70' Robin Reigns  31' Plont Gang Plont Gang  41'		45+0', 59' Our Lord and Saviour  49', 63' Feesh  53', 56' E G G	Final PEStination Attendance: 119

Group C

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/square/	3	2	0	1	10	8	2	6
/bvn/	3	1	1	1	8	9	-1	4
/tubes/	3	1	1	1	8	9	-1	4
/ow/	3	1	0	2	8	8	0	3

27 November 2021	/bvn/	3–3	/tubes/
19:40	Baseball Lesbians  31', 77' Romance Detective  51'		16', 59', 63' TUUUUUUUUUBES	The Grandcypher Attendance: 143

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27 November 2021	/ow/	2–4	/square/
20:20	Autotranslate  19' Best Girl (GOAT)  66' Stoned Loop Buddy  87'		6' Eep Wah  54' DrBorisGcup  59' The Best  79' Hehe Buttz	The Time Cube Attendance: 136

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28 November 2021	/bvn/	3–2	/ow/
19:40	Muzzle Busting  26' Baseball Lesbians  36' Captain Newathlete  64'		12' Commit Water Lantern  18' Self	Semen Uke Stadium Attendance: 146

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28 November 2021	/tubes/	4–2	/square/
20:20	TUUUUUUUUUBES  25', 67' We're Geniuses!  78' La Creatura de la Federacion  88'		18', 45+2' Hehe Buttz	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 149

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4 December 2021	/ow/	4–1	/tubes/
19:40	Commit Water Lantern  54' Self  61', 69' Best Girl (GOAT)  79'		76' For Science!	The Time Cube Attendance: 118

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4 December 2021	/square/	4–2	/bvn/
20:20	Hehe Buttz  22', 45+3', 68', 80'		48', 54' Baseball Lesbians  90+4' Bling Bling Teddie	Yubidōkan Attendance: 115

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		Tiebreaker Match
4 December 2021	/bvn/	2–0	/tubes/
22:20	Baseball Lesbians  77', 90+2'			Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 117

Group D

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/xb2/	3	2	1	0	11	5	6	7
/ring/	3	1	1	1	4	5	-1	4
/zra/	3	1	1	1	5	7	-2	4
/rts/	3	0	1	2	7	10	-3	1

27 November 2021	/rts/	4–4	/xb2/
21:00	Glad you could Remake it, Rockstar  21' Grey Goo is a Game that Exists  45+1' Spanish Villager with White Supremacy  61' Construct Additional Pylons  81' >united >civilized >states >of america  31' Anime Ending  84'		26' AAAAAIYAH!!  33' Cuck Cat  45+2', 73' Peak Nopon Engineering	Armchair General Attendance: 128

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27 November 2021	/zra/	1–1	/ring/
21:40	Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod  72'		43' Wet Splat	Semen Uke Stadium Attendance: 125

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28 November 2021	/rts/	2–4	/zra/
21:00	Glad you could do it Silverless Zelda  27' KANE  71' Grey Goo is a Game that Exists  81'		36' A Kind Seed  48', 56' Slaps Roof of Pendand Pod  90+3' Potionless Tri-Nexx	Armchair General Attendance: 146

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28 November 2021	/xb2/	3–1	/ring/
21:40 Note: /xb2/'s noblade was injured at 90+2' and did not come back.	Peak Nopon Engineering  18', 59' One Eyed Monster  22'		52' Wet Splat  90+2' Tipp is Late	Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 140

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4 December 2021	/zra/	0–4	/xb2/
21:00	Blind Pun Roulette  16'		44', 87', 90+0' Peak Nopon Engineering  76' One Eyed Monster	Intercity Blimp Train Attendance: 110

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4 December 2021	/ring/	2–1	/rts/
21:40	205lb Fatass  16', 34'		18' Spanish Villager with White Supremacy  68' Arm = Antivax	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 118

Knockout Stage

Quarter-finals

 /offtopic/

2

 /bvn/

5

 /tfh/

2

 /hfc/

1

 /square/

1

 /ring/

3

 /xb2/

0

 /sfi/

3

Semi-finals

 /bvn/

5

 /tfh/

1

 /ring/

3

 /sfi/

2

Final

 /bvn/

4

 /ring/

2

Third Place Match

 /tfh/

2

 /sfi/

1

Quarter Finals

5 December 2021	/offtopic/	2–5	/bvn/
17:00	Offtopic Moment  3', 78'		14', 50', 83' Baseball Lesbians  28', 45+0' High Blood Pressure	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 110

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5 December 2021	/tfh/	2–1	/hfc/
17:40	Cowboy Ken  7' Read a Book  18'		45+0' He hungers	Racist Barn Attendance: 112

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5 December 2021	/square/	1–3	/ring/
18:20	Hehe Buttz  30'		38', 54' Wet Splat  90+3' Guru Andma	Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 115

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5 December 2021	/xb2/	0–3	/sfi/
19:00			22' I'm getting me Mallet  38' Our Lord and Saviour  70' Quadra!	Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 117

Semi Finals

5 December 2021	/bvn/	5–1	/tfh/
19:40	Baseball Lesbians  12', 32', 59', 83' Mane6 Pls Nerf  54'		87' Read a Book	Racist Barn Attendance: 132

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5 December 2021	/ring/	3–2	/sfi/
20:20	205lb Fatass  44' Wet Splat  49', 69'		17' Our Lord and Saviour  43' Feesh	Big Rig's Resort Attendance: 128

Third Place Match

5 December 2021	/tfh/	2–1	/sfi/
21:00	Floof  17' Wakeup Super  68'		84' Missed the Memo	Konami Stadium Attendance: 132

Final

5 December 2021	/bvn/	4–2	/ring/
21:40	Romance Detective  12', 84' Baseball Lesbians  43' Captain Newathlete  45+3'		24' Tipp is Late  90+2' Wet Splat	Konami Stadium Attendance: 132

Statistics

Main article: Boris CircleJerk League 2 statistics

Final Rankings

1.  /bvn/
2.  /ring/
3.  /tfh/
4.  /sfi/

5.  /hfc/
6.  /square/
7.  /offtopic/
8.  /xb2/

9.  /fast/
10.  /tubes/
11.  /rlo/
12.  /zra/

13.  /ow/
14.  /rts/
15.  /smish/
16.  /retardy/