BCJL

Boris CircleJerk League

Tournament details

Host board

TBD

Dates

December 5–6, 12–13

Teams

16

Final positions

Champion

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Runner-up

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Third

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Fourth

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Tournament statistics
Matches	32
Goals scored	163 (5.09 per match)
Top scorer(s)	10 goals The Cuck Shed
Top assister(s)	6 assists El Rean Blanco
Golden Glove	27 saves Haha…
Best player	3 MotM awards The Cuck Shed Captain Towa
Yellow cards	29 (0.91 per match)
Red cards	1 (0.03 per match)

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Boris CircleJerk League

Boris CircleJerk League 2

Boris CircleJerk League

Competitors

The following teams have signed up:

/block/ - Craig - Use I1
/bvn/ (/bad visual novels/) - Hefef - Use I2
/smish/ - Blinky - Use I3
/retardy/ (/mario retardy/) - Polybius - Use I4
/sfi/ (/Salmon Fuckers Inc./) - Sarg - Use I5
/tfh/ - AllGrainGamer - Use I6
/zra/ (/zelda randomizer/) - Shadowborg - Use I7
/rlo/ - Suule - Use I8
/lob/ - Two_Scoops - Use I9
/rts/ - Nada - Approved, I like Starcraft. - Use I10
/ring/ - Horsebussy - Use I11
/sps/ - (/spess shank/ (among us)) - CA - Use I12
/square/ - Potato - (Squaresoft) - Approved, I like old jrpg's - Use I13
/scp/ - (/SCP Secret Lab/) - Harry_Enfield - Use I14
/tcs/ - Coldsteel - Doyes (Haha...) - Use I15
/offtopic/ - oh boy here we go. - Use I16 Export: Aesthetics Tactics Music

Rules and Format

Meme tactics: MANDATORY. If it doesn't look insane on paper it's not worth running. At least run some +2 all game

Group Stage

Group A

Team	Pld	W	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/sps/	3	3	0	10	5	5	9
/sfi/	3	2	1	6	5	1	6
/bvn/	3	1	2	5	7	-2	3
/offtopic/	3	0	3	5	9	-4	0

5 December 2020	/offtopic/	0–1	/sfi/
17:00 Note: /offtopic/'s Humble Balkan Tour Guide was injured at 64' and did not return.			69' Missed the Memo 64' Missed the Memo	The GNU/Lag (or GNU+LAG) Attendance: 127

5 December 2020	/sps/	2–0	/bvn/
17:40	Dead Nigga Screen 12' Space Law 34'			Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 124

6 December 2020	/offtopic/	3–5	/sps/
17:00	American Hours 51' Humble Balkan Tour Guide 53' Eurasian Hours 66'		37', 39', 60', 80' Space Law 45+2' Your Life's Story	The GNU/Lag (or GNU+LAG) Attendance: 100

6 December 2020	/sfi/	3–2	/bvn/
17:40	Our Lord and Savior 16', 90+2' E G G 90+0'		44' Captain Newathlete 57' Baseball Lesbians 23' Dick Pussy	Akihabara Denki-gai Attendance: 103

12 December 2020	/sps/	3–2	/sfi/
17:00	Dead Nigga Screen 6', 51' Space Law 85'		44' Our Lord and Savior 89' E G G	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 87

12 December 2020	/bvn/	3–2	/offtopic/
17:40	Muzzle Busting 7' Baseball Lesbians 83' Doyes Abuse 87' Baseball Lesbians 84'		45+0' American Hours 70' Goddamit 60' Kino Nights	Akihabara Denki-gai Attendance: 108

Group B

Team	Pld	W	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/block/	3	2	1	8	6	2	6
/retardy/	3	2	1	7	6	1	6
/ring/	3	2	1	4	4	0	6
/tfh/	3	0	3	6	9	-3	0

5 December 2020	/ring/	0–2	/block/
18:20			74' Stormer 84' Ziv Zulander 69' Jimbo 70' Aisha Clan-Clan	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 125

5 December 2020	/retardy/	3–2	/tfh/
19:00	DayZ 19' JEWario 36' KuWAHshii 76' WOW, IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!! 59'		23' Cinnamon Roll 55' The Casual Filter	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 121

6 December 2020	/ring/	2–1	/retardy/
18:20	200LB Fatass 45+1' Wet Splat 61'		13' DayZ 88' Water Brand Water	100 Acre Wood Attendance: 102

6 December 2020	/block/	4–3	/tfh/
19:00	Jimbo 15', 52' Ziv Zulander 27' Katsuhiko Jinnai 40'		30' Touch the Cow 68' Ded Game Ded Evo 88' Floof 48' Neccposting	Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium Attendance: 108

12 December 2020	/retardy/	3–2	/block/
18:20 Note: /block/'s Stormer was injured at 83', did not return	OG Thot 79' Little Intellect 81' HA HA GOMMUNISM :DDD 88' WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!! 68'		8' Jimbo 14' Rad Cunningham 53' Rad Cunningham	Final PEStination Attendance: 101

12 December 2020	/tfh/	1–2	/ring/
19:00	The Casual Filter 53' Cinnamon Roll 14'		50' Wet Splat 79' Bara Dragon	Simple and Easy Arena Attendance: 103

Group C

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/smish/	3	2	1	0	11	5	6	7
/lob/	3	2	0	1	13	11	2	6
/square/	3	1	0	2	5	9	-4	3
/rts/	3	0	1	2	7	11	-4	1

5 December 2020	/lob/	5–3	/square/
19:40	BongBong 4', 25', 57' Chad Nugget 31' Most Advanced AI 40'		19', 42', 63' EEP WAH 69' Fuck Zeal	Crypto Space Attendance: 112

5 December 2020	/rts/	3–3	/smish/
20:20	Spanish Villager with [White] Supremacy 36', 38', 89'		23', 72' Forward Aerial 31' The Cuck Shed 20' Doc Needs his Meds	Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 115

6 December 2020	/lob/	6–4	/rts/
19:40	Most Advanced AI 8', 18', 34' The Work Result was Good 42' BongBong 64' Bucket 84' Ass Gazer 86'		38' Spanish Villager with [White] Supremacy 45+0' Kane Lives! 81', 90+4' Glad you could Refund it	Crypto Space Attendance: 110

6 December 2020	/square/	0–4	/smish/
20:20			14', 23' The Cuck Shed 54' Forward Aerial 84' The Eight Club	Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 116

12 December 2020	/rts/	0–2	/square/
19:40			58', 86' The Best 76' #Bring Back SNES JRPG Bullshit QD	Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 96

12 December 2020	/smish/	4–2	/lob/
20:20	Forward Aerial 36' Do it again 40' The Cuck Shed 59', 73'		30' The Work Result was Good 70' BongBong	Final PEStination Attendance: 97

Group D

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/tcs/	3	2	1	0	8	5	3	7
/rlo/	3	2	0	1	9	7	2	6
/scp/	3	0	2	1	9	11	-2	2
/zra/	3	0	1	2	5	8	-3	1

5 December 2020	/rlo/	5–3	/scp/
21:00	Thanks Australia 2', 60' AWOOOOO~ 7' Elevator Grenade 25' Hot Skill Wine 40' N E C C Yourself 45+0' Thanks Australia 77'		69', 80', 90+0' Nine-Tailed Fox 71' Elevator Grenade	100 Acre Wood Attendance: 115

5 December 2020	/zra/	1–2	/tcs/
21:40	Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod 51'		53', 73' Captain Towa 75' That's the Best Part	100 Acre Wood Attendance: 111

6 December 2020	/rlo/	3–1	/zra/
21:00	Thanks Australia 39', 43' Laughs in Squirrel 59'		45+0' Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod	100 Acre Wood Attendance: 111

6 December 2020	/scp/	3–3	/tcs/
21:40	Shy-Guy's Fucking Pissed 15', 30' Dr. Feelgood 61'		13' Captain Towa 26' Remember when Gaius Became a Gralsritter? 76' El Rean Blanco	Crypto Space Attendance: 104

12 December 2020	/zra/	3–3	/scp/
21:00	A Kind Seed 20' Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod 29' A Valuable Life Lesson 67' Magic Sky Cabage 45+0' Aga1 Required 84'		13', 44' Dr. Feelgood 90+2' Peanut 32' Fodder Class 90+0' Z-Boi	100 Acre Wood Attendance: 102

12 December 2020	/tcs/	3–1	/rlo/
21:40	El Rean Blanco 11', 26' Captain Towa 83' Musse's Thirst 20', 59'		21' Hot Skill Wine 30' Make Armello Great Again	Akihabara Denki-gai Attendance: 101

Knockout Stage

Quarter-finals

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3

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4

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2

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3

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3

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2

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3

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1

Semi-finals

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1

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5

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8

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3

Final

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2

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0

Third Place Match

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2

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3

Quarter Finals

13 December 2020	/sps/	3–4	/rlo/
17:00	Space Law 12', 71', 78'		16' Wins by doing Nothing 30', 54', 86' Laughs in Squirrel	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 87

13 December 2020	/block/	2–3	/sfi/
17:40	Stormer 16' Jimbo 77'		30' Missed the Memo 37' Oops all Stingers 90+1' Our Lord and Savior 14' Missed the Memo	Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium Attendance: 97

13 December 2020	/smish/	3–2	/retardy/
18:20 Note: WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!! is suspended for this match	The Eight Club 33' Forward Aerial 65' The Cuck Shed 81'		27' KuWAHshii 90+0' Ear of Weegee	Final PEStination Attendance: 101

13 December 2020	/tcs/	3–1	/lob/
19:00 Note: Musse's Thirst is suspended for this match	That's the Best Part 9' Feel the McBurn 29' Captain Towa 57'		20' Most Advanced AI	Akihabara Denki-gai Attendance: 96

Semi Finals

13 December 2020	/rlo/	1–5	/sfi/
19:40	Hot Skill Wine 72'		11', 68', 89' E G G 22' Our Lord and Savior 90+1' Feesh 64' Get down Mr. President	Akihabara Denki-gai Attendance: 95

13 December 2020	/smish/	8–3	/tcs/
20:20	The Cuck Shed 11', 30', 44', 62' Do it again 67' The Eight Club 71', 77' Forward Aerial 87' The Belmont Ledge Challenge 45+1'		20', 54', 64' Captain Towa 90+4' El Rean Blanco	Akihabara Denki-gai Attendance: 102

Third Place Match

13 December 2020	/rlo/	2–3	/tcs/
21:00	AWOOO~ 3' Hot Skill Wine 12'		16' That's the Best Part 63' Captain Towa 86' El Rean Blanco	Anf/i/eld Attendance: 100

Final

13 December 2020	/sfi/	2–0	/smish/
21:40	E G G 4' Feesh 59'			KONAMI Stadium Attendance: 102

Final Rankings

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/rlo/

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Statistics

Main article: BCJL statistics

BCJL

Contents

Competitors

Rules and Format