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|dates=November 27–28, December 4–5
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Remember, meme tactics or you're going to get meme mentalities, sliders and whatever else, solely at the circlejerk's discretion.<br>


==Competitors==
==Competitors==


Teams Boris didn't pre-approve are subject to random yeeting.<br><br>
Fuck off we're full. (Talk to Boris directly if you really think you have a good reason to replace one of these 16.)<br><br>
 
* Invitational 1 - {{team away|sfi}} - auto-approved for winning the last one, age of egg.
* Invitational 2 - {{team away|smish}} - [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1M49n9zs0R9_LUIwiGIeX7YIkakr-z4GJ/view?usp=sharing Me waiting for the patch that makes Bayo win a Quarter Final]
* Invitational 3 - {{team away|rts}} - Remember that time Jables was a UEF commander?
* Invitational 4 - {{team away|hfc}} - We'll take those.
* Invitational 5 - {{team away|rlo}} - Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda, "You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me" and his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong "You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
* Invitational 6 - {{team away|retardy}} - ZAWAH ZAWAH ZAWAH
* Invitational 7 - {{team away|square}} - need to win big to fund the gacha crisis run
* Invitational 8 - {{team away|tfh}} - There's no horse so I'm not technically ruining three or four of your days
* Invitational 9 - {{team away|bvn}} - they're growing out of their persona phase so we'll see what gets added.
* Invitational 10 - {{team away|ring}} - Dark Boris will try not to puke for the first couple of weeks.
* Invitational 11 - {{team away|xb2}} - Rex. Pyra. Rex. Pyra. (proton pack beams everywhere)
* Invitational 12 - {{team away|fast}} - GREAT 1ST TO 16TH AGAIN
* Invitational 13 - {{team away|tubes}} - Elder this dangerous parasite is threatening the whole league what do we do? Make an even deadlier parasite! WE'RE. GENIUSES.
* Invitational 14 - {{team away|ow}} - HATCHLING WUZ HERE, FUCK OWELKS (Solanum best girl)
* Invitational 15 - {{team away|zra}} - We gotta get practice going again, too many attempts barely sub 3 lately.
* Invitational 16 - {{team away|offtopic}} - tradition must continue
 
 
<br>
 
==Group Stage==
===Group A===
{{Group/top}}
{{Group/1|offtopic|3|0|0|6|0|Q=yes}}
{{Group/2|hfc|1|1|1|10|8|Q=yes}}
{{Group/3|rlo|1|1|1|6|7|Q=no}}
{{Group/4|retardy|0|0|3|6|13|Q=no}}
{{Group/end}}
<br>
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| date        = {{Start date|2021|11|27|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|17|00}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|hfc}}
| team2        = {{team away|offtopic}}
| score        = 0&ndash;1
| goals1      = We take those {{yel|64}}
| goals2      = {{goal|26}} Schizo Moment
| stadium      = Final PEStination
| attendance  = 139
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
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| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|17|40}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|rlo}}
| team2        = {{team away|retardy}}
| score        = 3&ndash;2
| goals1      = Thanks Australia {{goal|45+2||59}}<br>Dovabear {{goal|73}}
| goals2      = {{goal|9}} Proshi<br>{{goal|70}} DayZ
| stadium      = 100 Acre Wood
| attendance  = 129
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|11|28|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|17|00}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|hfc}}
| team2        = {{team away|rlo}}
| score        = 3&ndash;3
| goals1      = He hungers {{goal|17||36||39}}
| goals2      = {{goal|65}} N E C C Yourself<br>{{goal|85||90+0}} Hot Skill Wine<br>{{yel|12}} Thanks Australia<br>{{yel|56}} Assassins? Coming for my Throne?
| stadium      = The Void
| attendance  = 133
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
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| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|17|40}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|offtopic}}
| team2        = {{team away|retardy}}
| score        = 3&ndash;0
| goals1      = Schizo Moment {{goal|28||58}}<br>Offtopic Moment {{goal|82}}
| goals2      =
| stadium      = Astraea Hill
| attendance  = 147
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|12|04|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|17|00}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|rlo}}
| team2        = {{team away|offtopic}}
| score        = 0&ndash;2
| goals1      =
| goals2      = {{goal|31}} Offtopic Moment<br>{{goal|90+1}} Schizo Moment
| stadium      = 100 Acre Wood
| attendance  = 98
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|12|04|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|17|40}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|retardy}}
| team2        = {{team away|hfc}}
| score        = 4&ndash;7
| goals1      = KuWAHshii {{goal|30}}<br>Proshi {{goal|72||88||90+2}}<br>It's his Party {{yel|76}}
| goals2      = {{goal|18||90+0||90+3}} He hungers<br>{{goal|45+2}} We take those<br>{{goal|60||74||80}} It goes UP?!
| stadium      = The Void
| attendance  = 108
| video        =
}}
 
===Group B===
{{Group-wide/top}}
{{Group/1|tfh|2|1|0|5|3|Q=yes}}
{{Group/2|sfi|1|1|1|9|6|Q=yes}}
{{Group/3|fast|1|1|1|5|5|Q=no}}
{{Group/4|smish|0|1|2|6|11|Q=no}}
{{Group/end}}
<br>
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| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|sfi}}
| team2        = {{team away|fast}}
| score        = 2&ndash;3
| goals1      = Missed the Memo {{goal|3}}<br>Feesh {{goal|35}}
| goals2      = {{goal|29}} Sick for 5 Seconds<br>{{goal|36}} B A N A N A S M M M M<br>{{goal|66}} Lrn2drift
| stadium      = 4chan City.swf
| attendance  = 142
| video        =
}}
----
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| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|19|00}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|tfh}}
| team2        = {{team away|smish}}
| score        = 3&ndash;2
| goals1      = Two Flops One Boss {{goal|15}}<br>Wakeup Super {{goal|54}}<br>Floof {{goal|60}}<br>Ded Game {{yel|29}}
| goals2      = {{goal|45+0||50}} Cuck Shed Dog<br>{{yel|68}} Forward Aerial
| stadium      = 100 Acre Wood
| attendance  = 144
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
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| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|18|20}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|sfi}}
| team2        = {{team away|tfh}}
| score        = 1&ndash;1
| goals1      = Missed the Memo {{goal|6}}
| goals2      = {{goal|48}} Two Flops One Boss<br>{{yel|72}} Everyone is Arizona
| stadium      = Big Rig's Resort
| attendance  = 151
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|11|28|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|19|00}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|fast}}
| team2        = {{team away|smish}}
| score        = 2&ndash;2
| goals1      = B A N A N A S M M M M {{goal|4}}<br>Lrn2drift {{goal|45+2}}
| goals2      = {{goal|27}} Robin Reigns<br>{{goal|83}} The 7 Club<br>{{yel|44}} Me and the Boys
| stadium      = Daytona Beach
| attendance  = 152
| video        =
}}
----
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| date        = {{Start date|2021|12|04|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|18|20}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|tfh}}
| team2        = {{team away|fast}}
| score        = 1&ndash;0
| goals1      = Two Flops One Boss {{goal|17}}
| goals2      =
| stadium      = Racist Barn
| attendance  = 118
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|12|04|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|19|00}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|smish}}
| team2        = {{team away|sfi}}
| score        = 2&ndash;6
| goals1      = Robin Reigns {{goal|29}}<br>Cuck Shed Dog {{goal|70}}<br>Robin Reigns {{yel|31}}<br>Plont Gang Plont Gang {{yel|41}}
| goals2      = {{goal|45+0||59}} Our Lord and Saviour<br>{{goal|49||63}} Feesh<br>{{goal|53||56}} E G G
| stadium      = Final PEStination
| attendance  = 119
| video        =
}}
 
===Group C===
{{Group/top}}
{{Group/1|square|2|0|1|10|8|Q=yes}}
{{Group/2|bvn|1|1|1|8|9|Q=yes}}
{{Group/3|tubes|1|1|1|8|9|Q=no}}
{{Group/4|ow|1|0|2|8|8|Q=no}}
{{Group/end}}
<br>
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| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|19|40}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|bvn}}
| team2        = {{team away|tubes}}
| score        = 3&ndash;3
| goals1      = Baseball Lesbians {{goal|31||77}}<br>Romance Detective {{goal|51}}
| goals2      = {{goal|16||59||63}} TUUUUUUUUUBES
| stadium      = The Grandcypher
| attendance  = 143
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|11|27|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|20|20}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|ow}}
| team2        = {{team away|square}}
| score        = 2&ndash;4
| goals1      = Autotranslate {{goal|19}}<br>Best Girl (GOAT) {{goal|66}}<br>Stoned Loop Buddy {{yel|87}}
| goals2      = {{goal|6}} Eep Wah<br>{{goal|54}} DrBorisGcup<br>{{goal|59}} The Best<br>{{goal|79}} Hehe Buttz
| stadium      = The Time Cube
| attendance  = 136
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|11|28|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|19|40}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|bvn}}
| team2        = {{team away|ow}}
| score        = 3&ndash;2
| goals1      = Muzzle Busting {{goal|26}}<br>Baseball Lesbians {{goal|36}}<br>Captain Newathlete {{goal|64}}
| goals2      = {{goal|12}} Commit Water Lantern<br>{{goal|18}} Self
| stadium      = Semen Uke Stadium
| attendance  = 146
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|11|28|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|20|20}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|tubes}}
| team2        = {{team away|square}}
| score        = 4&ndash;2
| goals1      = TUUUUUUUUUBES {{goal|25||67}}<br>We're Geniuses! {{goal|78}}<br>La Creatura de la Federacion {{goal|88}}
| goals2      = {{goal|18||45+2}} Hehe Buttz
| stadium      = Orbital Ring Stadium
| attendance  = 149
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|12|04|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|19|40}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|ow}}
| team2        = {{team away|tubes}}
| score        = 4&ndash;1
| goals1      = Commit Water Lantern {{goal|54}}<br>Self {{goal|61||69}}<br>Best Girl (GOAT) {{goal|79}}
| goals2      = {{goal|76}} For Science!
| stadium      = The Time Cube
| attendance  = 118
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|12|04|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|20|20}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|square}}
| team2        = {{team away|bvn}}
| score        = 4&ndash;2
| goals1      = Hehe Buttz {{goal|22||45+3||68||80}}
| goals2      = {{goal|48||54}} Baseball Lesbians<br>{{yel|90+4}} Bling Bling Teddie
| stadium      = Yubidōkan
| attendance  = 115
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|12|04|df=y}}
| event        = Tiebreaker Match
| round        =
| time        = {{time|22|20}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|bvn}}
| team2        = {{team away|tubes}}
| score        = 2&ndash;0
| goals1      = Baseball Lesbians {{goal|77||90+2}}
| goals2      =
| stadium      = Orbital Ring Stadium
| attendance  = 117
| video        =
}}
 
===Group D===
{{Group/top}}
{{Group/1|xb2|2|1|0|11|5|Q=yes}}
{{Group/2|ring|1|1|1|4|5|Q=yes}}
{{Group/3|zra|1|1|1|5|7|Q=no}}
{{Group/4|rts|0|1|2|7|10|Q=no}}
 
{{Group/end}}
<br>
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|11|27|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|21|00}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|rts}}
| team2        = {{team away|xb2}}
| score        = 4&ndash;4
| goals1      = Glad you could Remake it, Rockstar {{goal|21}}<br>Grey Goo is a Game that Exists {{goal|45+1}}<br>Spanish Villager with White Supremacy {{goal|61}}<br>Construct Additional Pylons {{goal|81}}<br>{{greentext|united >civilized >states >of america}} {{yel|31}}<br>Anime Ending {{yel|84}}
| goals2      = {{goal|26}} AAAAAIYAH!!<br>{{goal|33}} Cuck Cat<br>{{goal|45+2||73}} Peak Nopon Engineering
| stadium      = Armchair General
| attendance  = 128
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|11|27|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|21|40}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|zra}}
| team2        = {{team away|ring}}
| score        = 1&ndash;1
| goals1      = Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod {{goal|72}}
| goals2      = {{goal|43}} Wet Splat
| stadium      = Semen Uke Stadium
| attendance  = 125
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|11|28|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|21|00}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|rts}}
| team2        = {{team away|zra}}
| score        = 2&ndash;4
| goals1      = Glad you could do it Silverless Zelda {{goal|27}}<br>KANE {{goal|71}}<br>Grey Goo is a Game that Exists {{yel|81}}
| goals2      = {{goal|36}} A Kind Seed<br>{{goal|48||56}} Slaps Roof of Pendand Pod<br>{{goal|90+3}} Potionless Tri-Nexx
| stadium      = Armchair General
| attendance  = 146
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|11|28|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|21|40}}
| note        = /xb2/'s noblade was injured at 90+2' and did not come back.
| team1        = {{team home|xb2}}
| team2        = {{team away|ring}}
| score        = 3&ndash;1
| goals1      = Peak Nopon Engineering {{goal|18||59}}<br>One Eyed Monster {{goal|22}}
| goals2      = {{goal|52}} Wet Splat<br>{{yel|90+2}} Tipp is Late
| stadium      = Colosseo Purgatorio
| attendance  = 140
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|12|04|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|21|00}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|zra}}
| team2        = {{team away|xb2}}
| score        = 0&ndash;4
| goals1      = Blind Pun Roulette {{yel|16}}
| goals2      = {{goal|44||87||90+0}} Peak Nopon Engineering<br>{{goal|76}} One Eyed Monster
| stadium      = Intercity Blimp Train
| attendance  = 110
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|12|04|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|21|40}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|ring}}
| team2        = {{team away|rts}}
| score        = 2&ndash;1
| goals1      = 205lb Fatass {{goal|16||34}}
| goals2      = {{goal|18}} Spanish Villager with White Supremacy<br>{{yel|68}} Arm = Antivax
| stadium      = Orbital Ring Stadium
| attendance  = 118
| video        =
}}
 
==Knockout Stage==
{{8TeamBracket-SE
<!-- QUARTERFINALS -->
|R1D1team=offtopic |R1D1score=2 |R1D1win=
|R1D2team=bvn |R1D2score=5 |R1D2win=y
|R1D3team=tfh |R1D3score=2 |R1D3win=y
|R1D4team=hfc |R1D4score=1 |R1D4win=
|R1D5team=square |R1D5score=1 |R1D5win=
|R1D6team=ring |R1D6score=3 |R1D6win=y
|R1D7team=xb2 |R1D7score=0 |R1D7win=
|R1D8team=sfi |R1D8score=3 |R1D8win=y
<!-- SEMIFINALS -->
|R2W1team=bvn |R2W1score=5 |R2W1win=y
|R2W2team=tfh |R2W2score=1 |R2W2win=
|R2W3team=ring |R2W3score=3 |R2W3win=y
|R2W4team=sfi |R2W4score=2 |R2W4win=
<!-- FINALS -->
|R3W1team=bvn |R3W1score=4 |R3W1win=y
|R3W2team=ring |R3W2score=2 |R3W2win=
<!-- 3RD PLACE (optional) -->
|R3D1team=tfh |R3D1score=2 |R3D1win=y
|R3D2team=sfi |R3D2score=1 |R3D2win=
}}
<br>
 
===Quarter Finals===
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| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|17|00}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|offtopic}}
| team2        = {{team away|bvn}}
| score        = 2&ndash;5
| goals1      = Offtopic Moment {{goal|3||78}}
| goals2      = {{goal|14||50||83}} Baseball Lesbians<br>{{goal|28||45+0}} High Blood Pressure
| stadium      = Orbital Ring Stadium
| attendance  = 110
| video        =
}}
----
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| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|17|40}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|tfh}}
| team2        = {{team away|hfc}}
| score        = 2&ndash;1
| goals1      = Cowboy Ken {{owngoal|7}}<br>Read a Book {{goal|18}}
| goals2      = {{goal|45+0}} He hungers
| stadium      = Racist Barn
| attendance  = 112
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|12|05|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|18|20}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|square}}
| team2        = {{team away|ring}}
| score        = 1&ndash;3
| goals1      = Hehe Buttz {{goal|30}}
| goals2      = {{goal|38||54}} Wet Splat<br>{{goal|90+3}} Guru Andma
| stadium      = Colosseo Purgatorio
| attendance  = 115
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|12|05|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|19|00}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|xb2}}
| team2        = {{team away|sfi}}
| score        = 0&ndash;3
| goals1      =
| goals2      = {{goal|22}} I'm getting me Mallet<br>{{goal|38}} Our Lord and Saviour<br>{{goal|70}} Quadra!
| stadium      = Colosseo Purgatorio
| attendance  = 117
| video        =
}}
 
===Semi Finals===
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|12|05|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|19|40}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|bvn}}
| team2        = {{team away|tfh}}
| score        = 5&ndash;1
| goals1      = Baseball Lesbians {{goal|12||32||59||83}}<br>Mane6 Pls Nerf {{owngoal|54}}
| goals2      = {{goal|87}} Read a Book
| stadium      = Racist Barn
| attendance  = 132
| video        =
}}
----
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|12|05|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|20|20}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|ring}}
| team2        = {{team away|sfi}}
| score        = 3&ndash;2
| goals1      = 205lb Fatass {{goal|44}}<br>Wet Splat {{goal|49||69}}
| goals2      = {{goal|17}} Our Lord and Saviour<br>{{goal|43}} Feesh
| stadium      = Big Rig's Resort
| attendance  = 128
| video        =
}}
 
===Third Place Match===
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|12|05|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|21|00}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|tfh}}
| team2        = {{team away|sfi}}
| score        = 2&ndash;1
| goals1      = Floof {{goal|17}}<br>Wakeup Super {{goal|68}}
| goals2      = {{goal|84}} Missed the Memo
| stadium      = Konami Stadium
| attendance  = 132
| video        =
}}
 
===Final===
{{Football box
| date        = {{Start date|2021|12|05|df=y}}
| event        =
| round        =
| time        = {{time|21|40}}
| note        =
| team1        = {{team home|bvn}}
| team2        = {{team away|ring}}
| score        = 4&ndash;2
| goals1      = Romance Detective {{goal|12||84}}<br>Baseball Lesbians {{goal|43}}<br>Captain Newathlete {{goal|45+3}}
| goals2      = {{goal|24}} Tipp is Late<br>{{goal|90+2}} Wet Splat
| stadium      = Konami Stadium
| attendance  = 132
| video        =
}}
<br>
 
==Statistics==
{{main|Boris CircleJerk League 2 statistics}}


* {{team away|sfi}} - auto-approved for winning the last one, age of egg.
* {{team away|smish}} - [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1M49n9zs0R9_LUIwiGIeX7YIkakr-z4GJ/view?usp=sharing Me waiting for the patch that makes Bayo win a Quarter Final]
* {{team away|rts}} - Remember that time Jables was a UEF commander?
* {{team away|hfc}} - We'll take those.
* {{team away|rlo}} - Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda, "You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me" and his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong "You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
* {{team away|retardy}} - ZAWAH ZAWAH ZAWAH


==Final Rankings==
{{col-begin|width=100%}}
{{col-4}}
<ol>
<li value="1">{{team away|bvn}}</li>
<li value="2">{{team away|ring}}</li>
<li value="3">{{team away|tfh}}</li>
<li value="4">{{team away|sfi}}</li>
</ol>
{{col-4}}
<ol>
<li value="5">{{team away|hfc}}</li>
<li value="6">{{team away|square}}</li>
<li value="7">{{team away|offtopic}}</li>
<li value="8">{{team away|xb2}}</li>
</ol>
{{col-4}}
<ol>
<li value="9">{{team away|fast}}</li>
<li value="10">{{team away|tubes}}</li>
<li value="11">{{team away|rlo}}</li>
<li value="12">{{team away|zra}}</li>
</ol>
{{col-4}}
<ol>
<li value="13">{{team away|ow}}</li>
<li value="14">{{team away|rts}}</li>
<li value="15">{{team away|smish}}</li>
<li value="16">{{team away|retardy}}</li>
{{col-end}}
<br>
<br>


Latest revision as of 20:09, 16 October 2022

Boris CircleJerk League 2
? logo.png
Tournament details
Host board Sfi icon.png /sfi/
Dates November 27–28, December 4–5
Teams 16
Final positions
Champion Bvn icon.png /bvn/
Runner-up Ring icon.png /ring/
Third Tfh icon.png /tfh/
Fourth Sfi icon.png /sfi/
Tournament statistics
Matches 33
Goals scored 153 (4.64 per match)
Top scorer(s) 13 goals
Bvn icon.png Baseball Lesbians
Top assister(s) 4 assists
Xb2 icon.png AAAAAIYAH!!
Golden Glove 21 saves
Tfh icon.png Salt Hoarding Meadowgypsy
Best player 5 MotM awards
Bvn icon.png Baseball Lesbians
Yellow cards 18 (0.55 per match)
Red cards 0 (0 per match)
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Remember, meme tactics or you're going to get meme mentalities, sliders and whatever else, solely at the circlejerk's discretion.

Competitors

Fuck off we're full. (Talk to Boris directly if you really think you have a good reason to replace one of these 16.)

  • Invitational 1 - Sfi icon.png /sfi/ - auto-approved for winning the last one, age of egg.
  • Invitational 2 - Smish icon.png /smish/ - Me waiting for the patch that makes Bayo win a Quarter Final
  • Invitational 3 - Rts icon.png /rts/ - Remember that time Jables was a UEF commander?
  • Invitational 4 - Hfc icon.png /hfc/ - We'll take those.
  • Invitational 5 - Rlo icon.png /rlo/ - Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda, "You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me" and his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong "You'll come a-Waltzing Matilda, with me"
  • Invitational 6 - Retardy icon.png /retardy/ - ZAWAH ZAWAH ZAWAH
  • Invitational 7 - Square icon.png /square/ - need to win big to fund the gacha crisis run
  • Invitational 8 - Tfh icon.png /tfh/ - There's no horse so I'm not technically ruining three or four of your days
  • Invitational 9 - Bvn icon.png /bvn/ - they're growing out of their persona phase so we'll see what gets added.
  • Invitational 10 - Ring icon.png /ring/ - Dark Boris will try not to puke for the first couple of weeks.
  • Invitational 11 - Xb2 icon.png /xb2/ - Rex. Pyra. Rex. Pyra. (proton pack beams everywhere)
  • Invitational 12 - Fast icon.png /fast/ - GREAT 1ST TO 16TH AGAIN
  • Invitational 13 - Tubes icon.png /tubes/ - Elder this dangerous parasite is threatening the whole league what do we do? Make an even deadlier parasite! WE'RE. GENIUSES.
  • Invitational 14 - Ow icon.png /ow/ - HATCHLING WUZ HERE, FUCK OWELKS (Solanum best girl)
  • Invitational 15 - Zra icon.png /zra/ - We gotta get practice going again, too many attempts barely sub 3 lately.
  • Invitational 16 - Offtopic icon.png /offtopic/ - tradition must continue



Group Stage

Group A

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Offtopic icon.png /offtopic/ 3 3 0 0 6 0 6 9
Hfc icon.png /hfc/ 3 1 1 1 10 8 2 4
Rlo icon.png /rlo/ 3 1 1 1 6 7 -1 4
Retardy icon.png /retardy/ 3 0 0 3 6 13 -7 0


27 November 2021 /hfc/ Hfc icon.png 0–1 Offtopic icon.png /offtopic/
17:00

 We take those Booked 64' Goal 26' Schizo Moment Final PEStination
Attendance: 139
27 November 2021 /rlo/ Rlo icon.png 3–2 Retardy icon.png /retardy/
17:40

 Thanks Australia Goal 45+2', 59'
Dovabear Goal 73' 		Goal 9' Proshi
Goal 70' DayZ 		100 Acre Wood
Attendance: 129
28 November 2021 /hfc/ Hfc icon.png 3–3 Rlo icon.png /rlo/
17:00

 He hungers Goal 17', 36', 39' Goal 65' N E C C Yourself
Goal 85', 90+0' Hot Skill Wine
Booked 12' Thanks Australia
Booked 56' Assassins? Coming for my Throne? 		The Void
Attendance: 133
28 November 2021 /offtopic/ Offtopic icon.png 3–0 Retardy icon.png /retardy/
17:40

 Schizo Moment Goal 28', 58'
Offtopic Moment Goal 82' 		Astraea Hill
Attendance: 147
4 December 2021 /rlo/ Rlo icon.png 0–2 Offtopic icon.png /offtopic/
17:00

 Goal 31' Offtopic Moment
Goal 90+1' Schizo Moment 		100 Acre Wood
Attendance: 98
4 December 2021 /retardy/ Retardy icon.png 4–7 Hfc icon.png /hfc/
17:40

 KuWAHshii Goal 30'
Proshi Goal 72', 88', 90+2'
It's his Party Booked 76' 		Goal 18', 90+0', 90+3' He hungers
Goal 45+2' We take those
Goal 60', 74', 80' It goes UP?! 		The Void
Attendance: 108

Group B

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Tfh icon.png /tfh/ 3 2 1 0 5 3 2 7
Sfi icon.png /sfi/ 3 1 1 1 9 6 3 4
Fast icon.png /fast/ 3 1 1 1 5 5 0 4
Smish icon.png /smish/ 3 0 1 2 6 11 -5 1


27 November 2021 /sfi/ Sfi icon.png 2–3 Fast icon.png /fast/
18:20

 Missed the Memo Goal 3'
Feesh Goal 35' 		Goal 29' Sick for 5 Seconds
Goal 36' B A N A N A S M M M M
Goal 66' Lrn2drift 		4chan City.swf
Attendance: 142
27 November 2021 /tfh/ Tfh icon.png 3–2 Smish icon.png /smish/
19:00

 Two Flops One Boss Goal 15'
Wakeup Super Goal 54'
Floof Goal 60'
Ded Game Booked 29' 		Goal 45+0', 50' Cuck Shed Dog
Booked 68' Forward Aerial 		100 Acre Wood
Attendance: 144
28 November 2021 /sfi/ Sfi icon.png 1–1 Tfh icon.png /tfh/
18:20

 Missed the Memo Goal 6' Goal 48' Two Flops One Boss
Booked 72' Everyone is Arizona 		Big Rig's Resort
Attendance: 151
28 November 2021 /fast/ Fast icon.png 2–2 Smish icon.png /smish/
19:00

 B A N A N A S M M M M Goal 4'
Lrn2drift Goal 45+2' 		Goal 27' Robin Reigns
Goal 83' The 7 Club
Booked 44' Me and the Boys 		Daytona Beach
Attendance: 152
4 December 2021 /tfh/ Tfh icon.png 1–0 Fast icon.png /fast/
18:20

 Two Flops One Boss Goal 17' Racist Barn
Attendance: 118
4 December 2021 /smish/ Smish icon.png 2–6 Sfi icon.png /sfi/
19:00

 Robin Reigns Goal 29'
Cuck Shed Dog Goal 70'
Robin Reigns Booked 31'
Plont Gang Plont Gang Booked 41' 		Goal 45+0', 59' Our Lord and Saviour
Goal 49', 63' Feesh
Goal 53', 56' E G G 		Final PEStination
Attendance: 119

Group C

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Square icon.png /square/ 3 2 0 1 10 8 2 6
Bvn icon.png /bvn/ 3 1 1 1 8 9 -1 4
Tubes icon.png /tubes/ 3 1 1 1 8 9 -1 4
Ow icon.png /ow/ 3 1 0 2 8 8 0 3


27 November 2021 /bvn/ Bvn icon.png 3–3 Tubes icon.png /tubes/
19:40

 Baseball Lesbians Goal 31', 77'
Romance Detective Goal 51' 		Goal 16', 59', 63' TUUUUUUUUUBES The Grandcypher
Attendance: 143
27 November 2021 /ow/ Ow icon.png 2–4 Square icon.png /square/
20:20

 Autotranslate Goal 19'
Best Girl (GOAT) Goal 66'
Stoned Loop Buddy Booked 87' 		Goal 6' Eep Wah
Goal 54' DrBorisGcup
Goal 59' The Best
Goal 79' Hehe Buttz 		The Time Cube
Attendance: 136
28 November 2021 /bvn/ Bvn icon.png 3–2 Ow icon.png /ow/
19:40

 Muzzle Busting Goal 26'
Baseball Lesbians Goal 36'
Captain Newathlete Goal 64' 		Goal 12' Commit Water Lantern
Goal 18' Self 		Semen Uke Stadium
Attendance: 146
28 November 2021 /tubes/ Tubes icon.png 4–2 Square icon.png /square/
20:20

 TUUUUUUUUUBES Goal 25', 67'
We're Geniuses! Goal 78'
La Creatura de la Federacion Goal 88' 		Goal 18', 45+2' Hehe Buttz Orbital Ring Stadium
Attendance: 149
4 December 2021 /ow/ Ow icon.png 4–1 Tubes icon.png /tubes/
19:40

 Commit Water Lantern Goal 54'
Self Goal 61', 69'
Best Girl (GOAT) Goal 79' 		Goal 76' For Science! The Time Cube
Attendance: 118
4 December 2021 /square/ Square icon.png 4–2 Bvn icon.png /bvn/
20:20

 Hehe Buttz Goal 22', 45+3', 68', 80' Goal 48', 54' Baseball Lesbians
Booked 90+4' Bling Bling Teddie 		Yubidōkan
Attendance: 115
  Tiebreaker Match  
4 December 2021 /bvn/ Bvn icon.png 2–0 Tubes icon.png /tubes/
22:20

 Baseball Lesbians Goal 77', 90+2' Orbital Ring Stadium
Attendance: 117

Group D

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Xb2 icon.png /xb2/ 3 2 1 0 11 5 6 7
Ring icon.png /ring/ 3 1 1 1 4 5 -1 4
Zra icon.png /zra/ 3 1 1 1 5 7 -2 4
Rts icon.png /rts/ 3 0 1 2 7 10 -3 1


27 November 2021 /rts/ Rts icon.png 4–4 Xb2 icon.png /xb2/
21:00

 Glad you could Remake it, Rockstar Goal 21'
Grey Goo is a Game that Exists Goal 45+1'
Spanish Villager with White Supremacy Goal 61'
Construct Additional Pylons Goal 81'
>united >civilized >states >of america Booked 31'
Anime Ending Booked 84' 		Goal 26' AAAAAIYAH!!
Goal 33' Cuck Cat
Goal 45+2', 73' Peak Nopon Engineering 		Armchair General
Attendance: 128
27 November 2021 /zra/ Zra icon.png 1–1 Ring icon.png /ring/
21:40

 Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod Goal 72' Goal 43' Wet Splat Semen Uke Stadium
Attendance: 125
28 November 2021 /rts/ Rts icon.png 2–4 Zra icon.png /zra/
21:00

 Glad you could do it Silverless Zelda Goal 27'
KANE Goal 71'
Grey Goo is a Game that Exists Booked 81' 		Goal 36' A Kind Seed
Goal 48', 56' Slaps Roof of Pendand Pod
Goal 90+3' Potionless Tri-Nexx 		Armchair General
Attendance: 146
28 November 2021 /xb2/ Xb2 icon.png 3–1 Ring icon.png /ring/
21:40
Note: /xb2/'s noblade was injured at 90+2' and did not come back.
 Peak Nopon Engineering Goal 18', 59'
One Eyed Monster Goal 22' 		Goal 52' Wet Splat
Booked 90+2' Tipp is Late 		Colosseo Purgatorio
Attendance: 140
4 December 2021 /zra/ Zra icon.png 0–4 Xb2 icon.png /xb2/
21:00

 Blind Pun Roulette Booked 16' Goal 44', 87', 90+0' Peak Nopon Engineering
Goal 76' One Eyed Monster 		Intercity Blimp Train
Attendance: 110
4 December 2021 /ring/ Ring icon.png 2–1 Rts icon.png /rts/
21:40

 205lb Fatass Goal 16', 34' Goal 18' Spanish Villager with White Supremacy
Booked 68' Arm = Antivax 		Orbital Ring Stadium
Attendance: 118

Knockout Stage

Quarter-finals
Offtopic icon.png /offtopic/
2
Bvn icon.png /bvn/
5
Tfh icon.png /tfh/
2
Hfc icon.png /hfc/
1
Square icon.png /square/
1
Ring icon.png /ring/
3
Xb2 icon.png /xb2/
0
Sfi icon.png /sfi/
3
Semi-finals
Bvn icon.png /bvn/
5
Tfh icon.png /tfh/
1
Ring icon.png /ring/
3
Sfi icon.png /sfi/
2
Final
Bvn icon.png /bvn/
4
Ring icon.png /ring/
2
Third Place Match
Tfh icon.png /tfh/
2
Sfi icon.png /sfi/
1


Quarter Finals

5 December 2021 /offtopic/ Offtopic icon.png 2–5 Bvn icon.png /bvn/
17:00

 Offtopic Moment Goal 3', 78' Goal 14', 50', 83' Baseball Lesbians
Goal 28', 45+0' High Blood Pressure 		Orbital Ring Stadium
Attendance: 110
5 December 2021 /tfh/ Tfh icon.png 2–1 Hfc icon.png /hfc/
17:40

 Cowboy Ken Scored 7'
Read a Book Goal 18' 		Goal 45+0' He hungers Racist Barn
Attendance: 112
5 December 2021 /square/ Square icon.png 1–3 Ring icon.png /ring/
18:20

 Hehe Buttz Goal 30' Goal 38', 54' Wet Splat
Goal 90+3' Guru Andma 		Colosseo Purgatorio
Attendance: 115
5 December 2021 /xb2/ Xb2 icon.png 0–3 Sfi icon.png /sfi/
19:00

 Goal 22' I'm getting me Mallet
Goal 38' Our Lord and Saviour
Goal 70' Quadra! 		Colosseo Purgatorio
Attendance: 117

Semi Finals

5 December 2021 /bvn/ Bvn icon.png 5–1 Tfh icon.png /tfh/
19:40

 Baseball Lesbians Goal 12', 32', 59', 83'
Mane6 Pls Nerf Scored 54' 		Goal 87' Read a Book Racist Barn
Attendance: 132
5 December 2021 /ring/ Ring icon.png 3–2 Sfi icon.png /sfi/
20:20

 205lb Fatass Goal 44'
Wet Splat Goal 49', 69' 		Goal 17' Our Lord and Saviour
Goal 43' Feesh 		Big Rig's Resort
Attendance: 128

Third Place Match

5 December 2021 /tfh/ Tfh icon.png 2–1 Sfi icon.png /sfi/
21:00

 Floof Goal 17'
Wakeup Super Goal 68' 		Goal 84' Missed the Memo Konami Stadium
Attendance: 132

Final

5 December 2021 /bvn/ Bvn icon.png 4–2 Ring icon.png /ring/
21:40

 Romance Detective Goal 12', 84'
Baseball Lesbians Goal 43'
Captain Newathlete Goal 45+3' 		Goal 24' Tipp is Late
Goal 90+2' Wet Splat 		Konami Stadium
Attendance: 132


Statistics

Main article: Boris CircleJerk League 2 statistics


Final Rankings

  1. Bvn icon.png /bvn/
  2. Ring icon.png /ring/
  3. Tfh icon.png /tfh/
  4. Sfi icon.png /sfi/
  1. Hfc icon.png /hfc/
  2. Square icon.png /square/
  3. Offtopic icon.png /offtopic/
  4. Xb2 icon.png /xb2/
  1. Fast icon.png /fast/
  2. Tubes icon.png /tubes/
  3. Rlo icon.png /rlo/
  4. Zra icon.png /zra/
  1. Ow icon.png /ow/
  2. Rts icon.png /rts/
  3. Smish icon.png /smish/
  4. Retardy icon.png /retardy/


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