Difference between revisions of "Boris CircleJerk League 4"

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Boris CircleJerk League 4

Tournament details

Host board

/retardy/

Dates

November 18–19, November 25–26

Teams

16

Final positions

Champion

TBD

Runner-up

TBD

Third

TBD

Fourth

TBD

Tournament statistics
Matches
Goals scored	(Expression error: Unexpected / operator. per match)
Top scorer(s)
Top assister(s)
Golden Glove
Best player
Yellow cards	(Expression error: Unexpected / operator. per match)
Red cards	(Expression error: Unexpected / operator. per match)

Boris CircleJerk League 3

Boris CircleJerk League 4

Boris CircleJerk League 5

Boris CircleJerk League 4 - wimp lo goals officially count for 2

Competitors

Fuck off we're full. (Talk to Boris directly before listing anything)

Invitational 1 - /retardy/ - auto-approved for winning the last one, age of Proshi
Invitational 2 - /smish/ - about as likely to go anywhere as Bayo's tourny win record
Invitational 3 - /rts/ - "I always care to do stupid shit that only works in the most stupid moments" - Nada, — 08/29/2023 3:23 PM, (US Central) <- /borgmomento/ PRANK'd
Invitational 4 - /hfc/ - Now with clowns. Oh wait they always had clowns.
Invitational 5 - /rlo/ - [pastebins in squirrel]
Invitational 6 - /bvn/ - I am making an assumption that goals still go here
Invitational 7 - /wheel/ - Now with more AES. Still with the wheel of woes.
Invitational 8 - /square/ - Chawwotposting is back.
Invitational 9 - /tfh/ - Goat appreciation
Invitational 10 - /animehour/ we interrupt your circlejerk league to bring this important news bulletin: Trigun
Invitational 11 - /lad/ - Yakuza. Now with RPG. See you in third place.
Invitational 12 - /fast/ - I see flaming skeleton, I pick flaming skeleton.
Invitational 13 - /els/ - Horatio appreciation
Invitational 14 - /strikers/ - I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll
Invitational 15 - /zra/ - Definitely approved for its unusually massive play and level of boys improvement from about Jan to May. Lamp?
Invitational 16 - /ps2/ - Time for another go at being a hoverboard master.

Group Stage

Group A

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/retardy/	3	2	0	1	15	11	4	6
/smish/	3	1	1	1	8	8	0	4
/bvn/	3	1	1	1	5	8	-3	4
/tfh/	3	1	0	2	11	12	-1	3

18 November 2023	/retardy/	7–5	/tfh/
17:00	"Ah, well, if it isn't the SIMP LO!" 39', 39' Little Intellect 42' Fug 76' ABAZABABZBABZAZZ 84' Possession bonus goal Offsides bonus goal Fouls bonus goal		21', 31', 59' Wake Up Super 52' Read a Book Offsides bonus goal

18 November 2023	/smish/	1–1	/bvn/
17:40	The 7 Club 55'		66' Captain Newathlete 22' Yuki

19 November 2023	/retardy/	6–3	/smish/
17:00	Little Intellect 12' KuWAHshi 65' Fug 85' Free kicks bonus goal Less Keeper saves bonus goal Middle attacking area bonus goal		61' I'm so tired of this dude 90+3', 90+3' Pichunetta 57' Robin Reigns

19 November 2023	/tfh/	5–1	/bvn/
17:40	$600k for this!? 15', 15' Read a Book 58', 65' Very important sheep tbqh 70'		9' Baseball lesbians 13' Good Night Youtube

25 November 2023	/smish/	4–1	/tfh/
17:00	Ice Picharth 39', 39', 64', 64' Yo did he just Spin Dash? 44' The Bell does not Dismiss you 45+1' SUAVAMENTE!!!! 85'		84' Read a Book 25' Fuck Flappy	Final PEStination Attendance: 99

25 November 2023	/bvn/	3–2	/retardy/
17:40	Tackles Interceptions Least shots made		26' KuWAHshii 48' IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!!	Semen Uke Stadium Attendance: 104

Group B

Team	Pld	W	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/animehour/	3	3	0	13	4	9	9
/fast/	3	2	1	13	7	6	6
/square/	3	1	2	5	8	-3	3
/borgmomento/	3	0	3	2	14	-12	0

18 November 2023	/square/	4–1	/borgmomento/
18:20	The Best 5', 16', 90+2' Charwotte 60'		70' Dynamite-fu

18 November 2023	/fast/	4–5	/animehour/
19:00	B A N A N A S M M M M 9', 25', 37', 65' Please Not Touge 42'		33' Nichibros 45+1' Mermaid Chivalry 57', 78' My Nigga Kaiji 89*' Ah Yes, Trigun 42' Korean Zombie Desk Car

19 November 2023	/square/	1–2	/fast/
18:20	Charwotte 33' I am ready 22'		9' The Peter Parade 33' B A N A N A S M M M M 41' Please Not Touge

19 November 2023	/borgmomento/	0–3	/animehour/
19:00			38', 89' My Nigga Kaiji 76' Ah yes, Trigun

25 November 2023	/fast/	7–1	/borgmomento/
18:20 Note: PLEASE NOT TOUGE is suspended for this match	Lrn2drift 9' The Peter Parade 34', 39' B A N A N A S M M M M 43', 77' Nico Smile 70' Kodachrome Void 19'		90+1' Gridman	Nürburgring Attendance: 102

25 November 2023	/animehour/	5–0	/square/
19:00	My Nigga Kaiji 16', 90+3' Dignity of the Retarded 22' Ah yes, Trigun 33' Mermaid Chivalry 35'		55' Multi-Timeline Dandy	Akihabara Denki-gai Attendance: 102

Group C

Team	Pld	W	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/ps2/	3	2	1	14	5	9	6
/els/	3	2	1	9	6	3	6
/hfc/	3	2	1	7	6	1	6
/strikers/	3	0	3	5	18	-13	0

18 November 2023	/ps2/	3–4	/hfc/
19:40	Big Balls 12', 85' Big Dick Clive 80'		15', 51' Dude where's my jump? 69' It goes UP?! 73' He hungers

18 November 2023	/strikers/	2–8	/els/
20:20	Doritos Attack 12', 12' >Moons in ES2 19', 26' Amphibious Mommy Milkers 61', 84', 90+0' Potent Horatio Sauce 86'		34', 37' Peteywinslol

19 November 2023	/ps2/	7–1	/strikers/
19:40	Big Balls 29', 69' Radioactive Curry 40', 53' Raquelwinslol 45+2', 70', 89' Fuck you and the night 41'		54' Peteywinslol 82' Brap Jew

19 November 2023	/hfc/	0–1	/els/
20:20	It goes UP?! 41'		90+4' Pay Reperations

25 November 2023	/strikers/	2–3	/hfc/
19:40	I Keep Tellin em 60', 64'		16' Nice shield bro 42' We take those 84' You pressed shield? 71' DK Express	Big Rig's Resort Attendance: 102

25 November 2023	/els/	0–4	/ps2/
20:20	Preemptive Orbital Bomberdment 55'		10', 87' Big Balls 16', 69' Radiocative Curry	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 101

Group D

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/rlo/	3	2	1	0	5	2	3	7
/zra/	3	2	0	1	9	3	6	6
/wheel/	3	1	1	1	5	10	-5	4
/lad/	3	0	0	3	4	8	-4	0

18 November 2023	/wheel/	0–0	/rlo/
21:00

18 November 2023	/lad/	0–1	/zra/
21:40			55' Slaps roof of pendant pod

19 November 2023	/wheel/	4–3	/lad/
21:00	The Crab Bucket 35', 86' Suppa Grugga 45+1', 45+1'		57', 72' Rubber Bullets 83' Kiryu Never Killed Anyone

19 November 2023	/rlo/	2–1	/zra/
21:40	Slaps roof of pendant pod 10'		41' N E C C yourself 49' Thanks Australia

25 November 2023	/lad/	1–3	/rlo/
21:00	Majima everywhere System 39' The Male Power Fantasy 20'		65' Wins by doing nothing 74' Assassins? Coming for my Throne? 77' Hot Skill Wine 71' Assassins? Coming for my Throne?	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 106

25 November 2023	/zra/	7–1	/wheel/
21:40	Bad Race Decisions 7', 38', 51' Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod 24' Magic Sky Cabage 27' A Valuable Life Lesson 35' Get his Ass 42' Walls? 60'		76' EDF! EDF!	Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 111

Knockout Stage

Quarter-finals

/retardy/

/els/

/animehour/

/zra/

/ps2/

/smish/

/rlo/

/fast/

Semi-finals

Final

Quarter Finals

26 November 2022	/retardy/	–	/els/
17:00

26 November 2022	/animehour/	–	/zra/
17:40

26 November 2022	/ps2/	–	/smish/
18:20

26 November 2022	/rlo/	–	/fast/
19:00

Semi Finals

26 November 2022	TBD	–	TBD
19:40

26 November 2022	TBD	–	TBD
20:20

Third Place Match

26 November 2022	TBD	–	TBD
21:00

Final

26 November 2022	TBD	–	TBD
21:40

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Difference between revisions of "Boris CircleJerk League 4"

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