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|dates=November 18–19, November 25–26
|dates=November 18–19, November 25–26
|teams=16
|teams=16
|goals=
|goals=156
|matches=
|matches=32
|yellow=
|yellow=26
|red=
|red=0
|scorer=
|scorer='''12 goals'''<br>{{badgeicon-small|fast}} B A N A N A S M M M M
|assister=
|assister='''4 assists'''<br>{{badgeicon-small|fast}} B A N A N A S M M M M<br>{{badgeicon-small|fast}} Hello Mario<br>{{badgeicon-small|ps2}} Big Balls<br>{{badgeicon-small|ps2}} Radioactive Curry<br>{{badgeicon-small|rlo}} N E C C Yourself
|saves=
|saves='''13 saves'''<br>{{badgeicon-small|fast}} Eggum Jape<br>{{badgeicon-small|retardy}} Get Fucked
|best=
|best='''3 MotM awards'''<br>{{badgeicon-small|fast}} B A N A N A S M M M M
|first=
|first=fast
|second=
|second=retardy
|third=
|third=zra
|fourth=
|fourth=ps2
|prev= Boris CircleJerk League 3
|prev= Boris CircleJerk League 3
|next= Boris CircleJerk League 5
|next= Boris CircleJerk League 5
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| goals1      = {{tt|"Ah, well, if it isn't the SIMP LO!"|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}} {{goal|39||39}}<br>Little Intellect {{goal|42}} <br>Fug {{goal|76}}<br>ABAZABABZBABZAZZ {{yel|84}}<br>Possession bonus goal {{owngoal|}}<br>Offsides bonus goal {{owngoal|}}<br>Fouls bonus goal {{owngoal|}}
| goals1      = {{tt|"Ah, well, if it isn't the SIMP LO!"|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}} {{goal|39||39}}<br>Little Intellect {{goal|42}} <br>Fug {{goal|76}}<br>ABAZABABZBABZAZZ {{yel|84}}<br>Possession bonus goal {{owngoal|}}<br>Offsides bonus goal {{owngoal|}}<br>Fouls bonus goal {{owngoal|}}
| goals2      =  {{goal|21||31||59}} Wake Up Super<br>{{goal|52}} Read a Book <br>{{owngoal|}} Offsides bonus goal  
| goals2      =  {{goal|21||31||59}} Wake Up Super<br>{{goal|52}} Read a Book <br>{{owngoal|}} Offsides bonus goal  
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Adobe Arena
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 108
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| goals1      = The 7 Club {{goal|55}}
| goals1      = The 7 Club {{goal|55}}
| goals2      = {{goal|66}} Captain Newathlete<br>{{yel|22}} Yuki
| goals2      = {{goal|66}} Captain Newathlete<br>{{yel|22}} Yuki
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Final PEStination
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 117
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| goals1      = Little Intellect {{goal|12}}<br>KuWAHshi {{goal|65}}<br>Fug {{goal|85}}<br>Free kicks bonus goal {{owngoal|}}<br>Less Keeper saves bonus goal {{owngoal|}}<br>Middle attacking area bonus goal {{owngoal|}}
| goals1      = Little Intellect {{goal|12}}<br>KuWAHshi {{goal|65}}<br>Fug {{goal|85}}<br>Free kicks bonus goal {{owngoal|}}<br>Less Keeper saves bonus goal {{owngoal|}}<br>Middle attacking area bonus goal {{owngoal|}}
| goals2      = {{goal|61}} I'm so tired of this dude<br>{{goal|90+3||90+3}} {{tt|Pichunetta|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}}<br>{{yel|57}} Robin Reigns
| goals2      = {{goal|61}} I'm so tired of this dude<br>{{goal|90+3||90+3}} {{tt|Pichunetta|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}}<br>{{yel|57}} Robin Reigns
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = 4chan City.swf
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 108
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| goals1      = {{tt|$600k for this!?|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}} {{goal|15||15}} <br>Read a Book {{goal|58||65}}<br>Very important sheep tbqh {{goal|70}}
| goals1      = {{tt|$600k for this!?|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}} {{goal|15||15}} <br>Read a Book {{goal|58||65}}<br>Very important sheep tbqh {{goal|70}}
| goals2      = {{goal|9}} Baseball lesbians<br>{{yel|13}} Good Night Youtube
| goals2      = {{goal|9}} Baseball lesbians<br>{{yel|13}} Good Night Youtube
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Cirrus Maximus
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 114
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| goals1      = The Best {{goal|5||16||90+2}}<br>Charwotte {{goal|60}}
| goals1      = The Best {{goal|5||16||90+2}}<br>Charwotte {{goal|60}}
| goals2      = {{goal|70}} Dynamite-fu
| goals2      = {{goal|70}} Dynamite-fu
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Colosseo Purgatorio
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 122
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| goals1      = B A N A N A S M M M M {{goal|9||25||37||65}}<br>Please Not Touge {{yel|42}}
| goals1      = B A N A N A S M M M M {{goal|9||25||37||65}}<br>Please Not Touge {{yel|42}}
| goals2      = {{goal|33}} Nichibros<br>{{goal|45+1}} Mermaid Chivalry<br>{{goal|57||78}} My Nigga Kaiji<br>{{goal|89*}} Ah Yes, Trigun<br>{{yel|42}} Korean Zombie Desk Car
| goals2      = {{goal|33}} Nichibros<br>{{goal|45+1}} Mermaid Chivalry<br>{{goal|57||78}} My Nigga Kaiji<br>{{goal|89*}} Ah Yes, Trigun<br>{{yel|42}} Korean Zombie Desk Car
| stadium      =   
| stadium      =  ctf_2fort
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 125
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| goals1      = Charwotte {{goal|33}}<br>I am ready {{yel|22}}
| goals1      = Charwotte {{goal|33}}<br>I am ready {{yel|22}}
| goals2      = {{goal|9}} The Peter Parade<br>{{goal|33}} B A N A N A S M M M M<br>{{yel|41}} Please Not Touge
| goals2      = {{goal|9}} The Peter Parade<br>{{goal|33}} B A N A N A S M M M M<br>{{yel|41}} Please Not Touge
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Colosseo Purgatorio
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 111
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| goals1      =  
| goals1      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|38||89}} My Nigga Kaiji<br>{{goal|76}} Ah yes, Trigun
| goals2      = {{goal|38||89}} My Nigga Kaiji<br>{{goal|76}} Ah yes, Trigun
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Orbital Ring Stadium
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 111
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| team2        = {{team away|borgmomento}}
| team2        = {{team away|borgmomento}}
| score        = 7&ndash;1
| score        = 7&ndash;1
| goals1      = Lrn2drift {{goal|9}}<br>The Peter Parade {{goal|34||39}}<br>B A N A N A S M M M M {{goal|43||77}}<br>Nico Smile {{goal|70}}<br>Kodachrome Void {{yel|19}}
| goals1      = Lrn2drift {{goal|9}}<br>The Peter Parade {{goal|34||39}}<br>B A N A N A S M M M M {{goal|43||77}}<br>{{tt|Nico Smile|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}} {{goal|70||70}}<br>Kodachrome Void {{yel|19}}
| goals2      = {{goal|90+1}} Gridman
| goals2      = {{goal|90+1}} Gridman
| stadium      = Nürburgring
| stadium      = Nürburgring
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===Group C===
===Group C===
{{Group/top}}
{{Group/top}}
{{Group/1|els|2|0|0|9|2|Q=}}
{{Group/1|ps2|2|0|1|14|5|Q=yes}}
{{Group/2|hfc|2|0|1|7|6|Q=}}
{{Group/2|els|2|0|1|9|6|Q=yes}}
{{Group/3|ps2|1|0|1|10|5|Q=}}
{{Group/3|hfc|2|0|1|7|6|Q=no}}
{{Group/4|strikers|0|0|3|5|18|Q=no}}
{{Group/4|strikers|0|0|3|5|18|Q=no}}
{{Group/end}}
{{Group/end}}
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| goals1      = Big Balls {{goal|12||85}}<br>Big Dick Clive {{goal|80}}
| goals1      = Big Balls {{goal|12||85}}<br>Big Dick Clive {{goal|80}}
| goals2      = {{goal|15||51}} Dude where's my jump?<br>{{goal|69}} It goes UP?!<br>{{goal|73}} He hungers
| goals2      = {{goal|15||51}} Dude where's my jump?<br>{{goal|69}} It goes UP?!<br>{{goal|73}} He hungers
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Super Arcadium 2
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 124
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| team2        = {{team away|els}}
| team2        = {{team away|els}}
| score        = 2&ndash;8
| score        = 2&ndash;8
| goals1      = {{tt|Doritos Attack|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}} {{goal|12||12}}<br> >Moons in ES2 {{goal|19||26}}<br>Amphibious Mommy Milkers {{goal|61||84||90+0}}<br>Potent Horatio Sauce {{goal|86}}
| goals1      = Peteywinslol {{goal|34||37}}
| goals2      = {{goal|34||37}} Peteywinslol
| goals2      = {{goal|12||12}} {{tt|Doritos Attack|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}}<br> {{goal|19||26}} >Moons in ES2 <br> {{goal|61||84||90+0}}Amphibious Mommy Milkers <br> {{goal|86}} Potent Horatio Sauce 
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Big Rig's Resort
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 119
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| goals1      = Big Balls {{goal|29||69}}<br>Radioactive Curry {{goal|40||53}}<br>Raquelwinslol {{goal|45+2||70||89}}<br>Fuck you and the night {{yel|41}}
| goals1      = Big Balls {{goal|29||69}}<br>Radioactive Curry {{goal|40||53}}<br>Raquelwinslol {{goal|45+2||70||89}}<br>Fuck you and the night {{yel|41}}
| goals2      = {{goal|54}} Peteywinslol<br>{{yel|82}} Brap Jew
| goals2      = {{goal|54}} Peteywinslol<br>{{yel|82}} Brap Jew
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Super Arcadium 2
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 124
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| goals1      = It goes UP?! {{yel|41}}
| goals1      = It goes UP?! {{yel|41}}
| goals2      = {{goal|90+4}} Pay Reperations
| goals2      = {{goal|90+4}} Pay Reperations
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Final PEStination
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 113
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| team1        = {{team home|els}}
| team1        = {{team home|els}}
| team2        = {{team away|ps2}}
| team2        = {{team away|ps2}}
| score        = &ndash;
| score        = 0&ndash;4
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Preemptive Orbital Bomberdment {{yel|55}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|10||87}} Big Balls<br>{{goal|16||69}} Radiocative Curry
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Orbital Ring Stadium
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 101
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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===Group D===
===Group D===
{{Group/top}}
{{Group/top}}
{{Group/1|wheel|1|1|0|4|3|Q=}}
{{Group/1|rlo|2|1|0|5|2|Q=yes}}
{{Group/2|rlo|1|1|0|2|1|Q=}}
{{Group/2|zra|2|0|1|9|3|Q=yes}}
{{Group/3|zra|1|0|1|2|2|Q=}}
{{Group/3|wheel|1|1|1|5|10|Q=no}}
{{Group/4|lad|0|0|2|3|5|Q=no}}
{{Group/4|lad|0|0|3|4|8|Q=no}}
{{Group/end}}
{{Group/end}}
<br>
<br>
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| goals1      =  
| goals1      =  
| goals2      =  
| goals2      =  
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Big Rig's Resort
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 124
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| goals1      =  
| goals1      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|55}} Slaps roof of pendant pod
| goals2      = {{goal|55}} Slaps roof of pendant pod
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Big Rig's Resort
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 124
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| goals1      = The Crab Bucket {{goal|35||86}} <br> {{tt|Suppa Grugga|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}} {{goal|45+1||45+1}}
| goals1      = The Crab Bucket {{goal|35||86}} <br> {{tt|Suppa Grugga|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}} {{goal|45+1||45+1}}
| goals2      = {{goal|57||72}} Rubber Bullets <br> {{goal|83}} Kiryu Never Killed Anyone
| goals2      = {{goal|57||72}} Rubber Bullets <br> {{goal|83}} Kiryu Never Killed Anyone
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Orbital Ring Stadium
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 109
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| team2        = {{team away|zra}}
| team2        = {{team away|zra}}
| score        = 2&ndash;1
| score        = 2&ndash;1
| goals1      = Slaps roof of pendant pod {{goal|10}}
| goals1      = N E C C yourself {{goal|41}} <br> Thanks Australia {{goal|49}}  
| goals2      = {{goal|41}} N E C C yourself <br> {{goal|49}} Thanks Australia
| goals2      = {{goal|10}} Slaps roof of pendant pod
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Untrodden Valley
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 111
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| team1        = {{team home|lad}}
| team1        = {{team home|lad}}
| team2        = {{team away|rlo}}
| team2        = {{team away|rlo}}
| score        = &ndash;
| score        = 1&ndash;3
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Majima everywhere System {{goal|39}}<br>The Male Power Fantasy {{yel|20}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|65}} Wins by doing nothing<br>{{goal|74}} Assassins? Coming for my Throne?<br>{{goal|77}} Hot Skill Wine<br>{{yel|71}} Assassins? Coming for my Throne?
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Orbital Ring Stadium
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 106
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| team1        = {{team home|zra}}
| team1        = {{team home|zra}}
| team2        = {{team away|wheel}}
| team2        = {{team away|wheel}}
| score        = &ndash;
| score        = 7&ndash;1
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Bad Race Decisions {{goal|7||38||51}}<br>Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod {{goal|24}}<br>Magic Sky Cabage {{goal|27}}<br>A Valuable Life Lesson {{goal|35}}<br>Get his Ass {{goal|42}}<br>Walls? {{yel|60}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|76}} EDF! EDF!
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Orbital Ring Stadium
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 111
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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{{8TeamBracket-SE
{{8TeamBracket-SE
<!-- QUARTERFINALS -->
<!-- QUARTERFINALS -->
|R1D1team= |R1D1score= |R1D1win=
|R1D1team=retardy |R1D1score=6 |R1D1win=y
|R1D2team= |R1D2score= |R1D2win=
|R1D2team=els |R1D2score=1 |R1D2win=
|R1D3team= |R1D3score= |R1D3win=
|R1D3team=animehour |R1D3score=3 |R1D3win=
|R1D4team= |R1D4score= |R1D4win=
|R1D4team=zra |R1D4score=4 |R1D4win=y
|R1D5team= |R1D5score= |R1D5win=
|R1D5team=ps2 |R1D5score=4 |R1D5win=y
|R1D6team= |R1D6score= |R1D6win=
|R1D6team=smish |R1D6score=1 |R1D6win=
|R1D7team= |R1D7score= |R1D7win=
|R1D7team=rlo |R1D7score=3 |R1D7win=
|R1D8team= |R1D8score= |R1D8win=
|R1D8team=fast |R1D8score=6 |R1D8win=y
<!-- SEMIFINALS -->
<!-- SEMIFINALS -->
|R2W1team= |R2W1score= |R2W1win=
|R2W1team=retardy |R2W1score=4 |R2W1win=y
|R2W2team= |R2W2score= |R2W2win=
|R2W2team=zra |R2W2score=1 |R2W2win=
|R2W3team= |R2W3score= |R2W3win=
|R2W3team=ps2 |R2W3score=2 |R2W3win=
|R2W4team= |R2W4score= |R2W4win=
|R2W4team=fast |R2W4score=6 |R2W4win=y
<!-- FINALS -->
<!-- FINALS -->
|R3W1team= |R3W1score= |R3W1win=
|R3W1team=retardy |R3W1score=2 |R3W1win=
|R3W2team= |R3W2score= |R3W2win=
|R3W2team=fast |R3W2score=4 |R3W2win=y
<!-- 3RD PLACE (optional) -->
<!-- 3RD PLACE (optional) -->
|R3D1team= |R3D1score= |R3D1win=
|R3D1team=zra |R3D1score=3 |R3D1win=y
|R3D2team= |R3D2score= |R3D2win=
|R3D2team=ps2 |R3D2score=2 |R3D2win=
}}
}}
<br>
<br>
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| time        = {{time|17|00}}
| time        = {{time|17|00}}
| note        =  
| note        =  
| team1        = {{team home|}}
| team1        = {{team home|retardy}}
| team2        = {{team away|}}
| team2        = {{team away|els}}
| score        = &ndash;
| score        = 6&ndash;1
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = KuWAHshii {{goal|14}}<br>Little Intellect {{goal|42}}<br>Welfare Dongiroth {{goal|67}}<br>Fug {{goal|90+4}}<br>Highest player rating {{owngoal|}}<br>Possession {{owngoal|}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{owngoal|}} Least amount of free kicks
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Magical Realm
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 93
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| time        = {{time|17|40}}
| time        = {{time|17|40}}
| note        =  
| note        =  
| team1        = {{team home|}}
| team1        = {{team home|animehour}}
| team2        = {{team away|}}
| team2        = {{team away|zra}}
| score        = &ndash;
| score        = 3&ndash;4
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Mermaid Chivalry {{goal|21||28}}<br>My Nigga Kaiji {{goal|88}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|12||37}} Bad Race Decisions<br>{{goal|53}} Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod<br>{{goal|85}} A Kind Seed
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Akihabara Denki-gai
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 93
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| time        = {{time|18|20}}
| time        = {{time|18|20}}
| note        =  
| note        =  
| team1        = {{team home|}}
| team1        = {{team home|ps2}}
| team2        = {{team away|}}
| team2        = {{team away|smish}}
| score        = &ndash;
| score        = 4&ndash;1
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Radioactive Curry {{goal|16}}<br>Big Balls {{goal|35||67}}<br>RAQUELWINSLOL {{goal|89}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|71}} I'm so Tired of this Dude<br>{{yel|78}} I must UP+B
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Super Arcadium 2
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 94
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| time        = {{time|19|00}}
| time        = {{time|19|00}}
| note        =  
| note        =  
| team1        = {{team home|}}
| team1        = {{team home|rlo}}
| team2        = {{team away|}}
| team2        = {{team away|fast}}
| score        = &ndash;
| score        = 3&ndash;6
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Thanks Australia {{goal|51}}<br>Ding Dong {{goal|58}}<br>Make Armello Great Again {{goal|62}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|11||45+0}} B A N A N A S M M M M<br>{{goal|23}} The Peter Parade<br>{{goal|65}} Hello Mario<br>{{goal|75}} Combi-Ring "Teamwork"<br>{{yel|76}} Hello Mario
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = 100 Acre Wood
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 105
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
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| time        = {{time|19|40}}
| time        = {{time|19|40}}
| note        =  
| note        =  
| team1        = {{team home|}}
| team1        = {{team home|retardy}}
| team2        = {{team away|}}
| team2        = {{team away|zra}}
| score        = &ndash;
| score        = 4&ndash;1
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Fug {{goal|59||88}}<br>Most differential shots {{owngoal|}}<br>Shots made {{owngoal|}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{owngoal}} Dominant middul field play
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = The Magical Realm
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 115
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
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| time        = {{time|20|20}}
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| note        =  
| team1        = {{team home|}}
| team1        = {{team home|ps2}}
| team2        = {{team away|}}
| team2        = {{team away|fast}}
| score        = &ndash;
| score        = 2&ndash;6
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = Big Balls {{goal|4||52}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|9}} The Peter Parade<br>{{goal|36}} {{tt|Nico Smile|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}}<br>{{goal|41||49}} B A N A N A S M M M M<br>{{goal|88}} Hello Mario
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Nürburgring
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 113
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
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| time        = {{time|21|00}}
| note        =  
| note        =  
| team1        = {{team home|}}
| team1        = {{team home|zra}}
| team2        = {{team away|}}
| team2        = {{team away|ps2}}
| score        = &ndash;
| score        = 3&ndash;2
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = The Stick of Truth {{goal|14}}<br>A Kind Seed {{goal|21}}<br>Bad Race Decisions {{goal|37}}<br>A Valuable Life Lesson {{yel|74}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|57}} Radioactive Curry<br>{{goal|81}} Big Balls
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = Super Arcadium 2
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 118
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
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| time        = {{time|21|40}}
| note        =  
| note        =  
| team1        = {{team home|}}
| team1        = {{team home|retardy}}
| team2        = {{team away|}}
| team2        = {{team away|fast}}
| score        = &ndash;
| score        = 2&ndash;4
| goals1      =  
| goals1      = KuWAHshii {{goal|13||20}}
| goals2      =  
| goals2      = {{goal|24||73}} {{tt|Nico Smile|Wimp-lo player score counts for two goals}}<br>{{yel|71}} We Hate Pete
| stadium      =  
| stadium      = KONAMI Stadium
| attendance  =  
| attendance  = 115
| video        =  
| video        =  
}}
}}
==Statistics==
{{main|Boris CircleJerk League 4 statistics}}
==Final Rankings==
{{col-begin|width=100%}}
{{col-4}}
<ol>
<li value="1">{{team away|fast}}</li>
<li value="2">{{team away|retardy}}</li>
<li value="3">{{team away|zra}}</li>
<li value="4">{{team away|ps2}}</li>
</ol>
{{col-4}}
<ol>
<li value="5">{{team away|animehour}}</li>
<li value="6">{{team away|rlo}}</li>
<li value="7">{{team away|smish}}</li>
<li value="8">{{team away|els}}</li>
</ol>
{{col-4}}
<ol>
<li value="9">{{team away|hfc}}</li>
<li value="10">{{team away|bvn}}</li>
<li value="11">{{team away|wheel}}</li>
<li value="12">{{team away|tfh}}</li>
</ol>
{{col-4}}
<ol>
<li value="13">{{team away|square}}</li>
<li value="14">{{team away|lad}}</li>
<li value="15">{{team away|borgmomento}}</li>
<li value="16">{{team away|strikers}}</li>
{{col-end}}
<br>


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[[Category:Invitationals]]
[[Category:Invitationals]]

Latest revision as of 10:06, 4 December 2023

Boris CircleJerk League 4
Bcjl4.png
Tournament details
Host board Retardy icon.png /retardy/
Dates November 18–19, November 25–26
Teams 16
Final positions
Champion Fast icon.png /fast/
Runner-up Retardy icon.png /retardy/
Third Zra icon.png /zra/
Fourth Ps2 icon.png /ps2/
Tournament statistics
Matches 32
Goals scored 156 (4.88 per match)
Top scorer(s) 12 goals
Fast icon.png B A N A N A S M M M M
Top assister(s) 4 assists
Fast icon.png B A N A N A S M M M M
Fast icon.png Hello Mario
Ps2 icon.png Big Balls
Ps2 icon.png Radioactive Curry
Rlo icon.png N E C C Yourself
Golden Glove 13 saves
Fast icon.png Eggum Jape
Retardy icon.png Get Fucked
Best player 3 MotM awards
Fast icon.png B A N A N A S M M M M
Yellow cards 26 (0.81 per match)
Red cards 0 (0 per match)

Boris CircleJerk League 3
Boris CircleJerk League 4
Boris CircleJerk League 5

Boris CircleJerk League 4 - wimp lo goals officially count for 2


Competitors

Fuck off we're full. (Talk to Boris directly before listing anything)

  • Invitational 1 - Retardy icon.png /retardy/ - auto-approved for winning the last one, age of Proshi
  • Invitational 2 - Smish icon.png /smish/ - about as likely to go anywhere as Bayo's tourny win record
  • Invitational 3 - Rts icon.png /rts/ - "I always care to do stupid shit that only works in the most stupid moments" - Nada, — 08/29/2023 3:23 PM, (US Central) <- Borgmomento icon.png /borgmomento/ PRANK'd
  • Invitational 4 - Hfc icon.png /hfc/ - Now with clowns. Oh wait they always had clowns.
  • Invitational 5 - Rlo icon.png /rlo/ - [pastebins in squirrel]
  • Invitational 6 - Bvn icon.png /bvn/ - I am making an assumption that goals still go here
  • Invitational 7 - Wheel icon.png /wheel/ - Now with more AES. Still with the wheel of woes.
  • Invitational 8 - Square icon.png /square/ - Chawwotposting is back.
  • Invitational 9 - Tfh icon.png /tfh/ - Goat appreciation
  • Invitational 10 - Animehour icon.png /animehour/ we interrupt your circlejerk league to bring this important news bulletin: Trigun
  • Invitational 11 - Lad icon.png /lad/ - Yakuza. Now with RPG. See you in third place.
  • Invitational 12 - Fast icon.png /fast/ - I see flaming skeleton, I pick flaming skeleton.
  • Invitational 13 - Els icon.png /els/ - Horatio appreciation
  • Invitational 14 - Strikers icon.png /strikers/ - I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll
  • Invitational 15 - Zra icon.png /zra/ - Definitely approved for its unusually massive play and level of boys improvement from about Jan to May. Lamp?
  • Invitational 16 - Ps2 icon.png /ps2/ - Time for another go at being a hoverboard master.


Group Stage

Group A

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Retardy icon.png /retardy/ 3 2 0 1 15 11 4 6
Smish icon.png /smish/ 3 1 1 1 8 8 0 4
Bvn icon.png /bvn/ 3 1 1 1 5 8 -3 4
Tfh icon.png /tfh/ 3 1 0 2 11 12 -1 3


18 November 2023 /retardy/ Retardy icon.png 7–5 Tfh icon.png /tfh/
17:00

"Ah, well, if it isn't the SIMP LO!" Goal 39'39'
Little Intellect Goal 42'
Fug Goal 76'
ABAZABABZBABZAZZ Booked 84'
Possession bonus goal Scored
Offsides bonus goal Scored
Fouls bonus goal Scored
Goal 21'31'59' Wake Up Super
Goal 52' Read a Book
Scored Offsides bonus goal
Adobe Arena
Attendance: 108

18 November 2023 /smish/ Smish icon.png 1–1 Bvn icon.png /bvn/
17:40

The 7 Club Goal 55' Goal 66' Captain Newathlete
Booked 22' Yuki
Final PEStination
Attendance: 117

19 November 2023 /retardy/ Retardy icon.png 6–3 Smish icon.png /smish/
17:00

Little Intellect Goal 12'
KuWAHshi Goal 65'
Fug Goal 85'
Free kicks bonus goal Scored
Less Keeper saves bonus goal Scored
Middle attacking area bonus goal Scored
Goal 61' I'm so tired of this dude
Goal 90+3'90+3' Pichunetta
Booked 57' Robin Reigns
4chan City.swf
Attendance: 108

19 November 2023 /tfh/ Tfh icon.png 5–1 Bvn icon.png /bvn/
17:40

$600k for this!? Goal 15'15'
Read a Book Goal 58'65'
Very important sheep tbqh Goal 70'
Goal 9' Baseball lesbians
Booked 13' Good Night Youtube
Cirrus Maximus
Attendance: 114

25 November 2023 /smish/ Smish icon.png 4–1 Tfh icon.png /tfh/
17:00

Ice Picharth Goal 39'39'64'64'
Yo did he just Spin Dash? Booked 44'
The Bell does not Dismiss you Booked 45+1'
SUAVAMENTE!!!! Booked 85'
Goal 84' Read a Book
Booked 25' Fuck Flappy
Final PEStination
Attendance: 99

25 November 2023 /bvn/ Bvn icon.png 3–2 Retardy icon.png /retardy/
17:40

Tackles Scored
Interceptions Scored
Least shots made Scored
Goal 26' KuWAHshii
Goal 48' IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!!
Semen Uke Stadium
Attendance: 104

Group B

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Animehour icon.png /animehour/ 3 3 0 0 13 4 9 9
Fast icon.png /fast/ 3 2 0 1 13 7 6 6
Square icon.png /square/ 3 1 0 2 5 8 -3 3
Borgmomento icon.png /borgmomento/ 3 0 0 3 2 14 -12 0


18 November 2023 /square/ Square icon.png 4–1 Borgmomento icon.png /borgmomento/
18:20

The Best Goal 5'16'90+2'
Charwotte Goal 60'
Goal 70' Dynamite-fu Colosseo Purgatorio
Attendance: 122

18 November 2023 /fast/ Fast icon.png 4–5 Animehour icon.png /animehour/
19:00

B A N A N A S M M M M Goal 9'25'37'65'
Please Not Touge Booked 42'
Goal 33' Nichibros
Goal 45+1' Mermaid Chivalry
Goal 57'78' My Nigga Kaiji
Goal 89*' Ah Yes, Trigun
Booked 42' Korean Zombie Desk Car
ctf_2fort
Attendance: 125

19 November 2023 /square/ Square icon.png 1–2 Fast icon.png /fast/
18:20

Charwotte Goal 33'
I am ready Booked 22'
Goal 9' The Peter Parade
Goal 33' B A N A N A S M M M M
Booked 41' Please Not Touge
Colosseo Purgatorio
Attendance: 111

19 November 2023 /borgmomento/ Borgmomento icon.png 0–3 Animehour icon.png /animehour/
19:00

Goal 38'89' My Nigga Kaiji
Goal 76' Ah yes, Trigun
Orbital Ring Stadium
Attendance: 111

25 November 2023 /fast/ Fast icon.png 7–1 Borgmomento icon.png /borgmomento/
18:20
Note: PLEASE NOT TOUGE is suspended for this match
Lrn2drift Goal 9'
The Peter Parade Goal 34'39'
B A N A N A S M M M M Goal 43'77'
Nico Smile Goal 70'70'
Kodachrome Void Booked 19'
Goal 90+1' Gridman Nürburgring
Attendance: 102

25 November 2023 /animehour/ Animehour icon.png 5–0 Square icon.png /square/
19:00

My Nigga Kaiji Goal 16'90+3'
Dignity of the Retarded Goal 22'
Ah yes, Trigun Goal 33'
Mermaid Chivalry Goal 35'
Booked 55' Multi-Timeline Dandy Akihabara Denki-gai
Attendance: 102

Group C

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Ps2 icon.png /ps2/ 3 2 0 1 14 5 9 6
Els icon.png /els/ 3 2 0 1 9 6 3 6
Hfc icon.png /hfc/ 3 2 0 1 7 6 1 6
Strikers icon.png /strikers/ 3 0 0 3 5 18 -13 0


18 November 2023 /ps2/ Ps2 icon.png 3–4 Hfc icon.png /hfc/
19:40

Big Balls Goal 12'85'
Big Dick Clive Goal 80'
Goal 15'51' Dude where's my jump?
Goal 69' It goes UP?!
Goal 73' He hungers
Super Arcadium 2
Attendance: 124

18 November 2023 /strikers/ Strikers icon.png 2–8 Els icon.png /els/
20:20

Peteywinslol Goal 34'37' Goal 12'12' Doritos Attack
Goal 19'26' >Moons in ES2
Goal 61'84'90+0'Amphibious Mommy Milkers
Goal 86' Potent Horatio Sauce
Big Rig's Resort
Attendance: 119

19 November 2023 /ps2/ Ps2 icon.png 7–1 Strikers icon.png /strikers/
19:40

Big Balls Goal 29'69'
Radioactive Curry Goal 40'53'
Raquelwinslol Goal 45+2'70'89'
Fuck you and the night Booked 41'
Goal 54' Peteywinslol
Booked 82' Brap Jew
Super Arcadium 2
Attendance: 124

19 November 2023 /hfc/ Hfc icon.png 0–1 Els icon.png /els/
20:20

It goes UP?! Booked 41' Goal 90+4' Pay Reperations Final PEStination
Attendance: 113

25 November 2023 /strikers/ Strikers icon.png 2–3 Hfc icon.png /hfc/
19:40

I Keep Tellin em Goal 60'64' Goal 16' Nice shield bro
Goal 42' We take those
Goal 84' You pressed shield?
Booked 71' DK Express
Big Rig's Resort
Attendance: 102

25 November 2023 /els/ Els icon.png 0–4 Ps2 icon.png /ps2/
20:20

Preemptive Orbital Bomberdment Booked 55' Goal 10'87' Big Balls
Goal 16'69' Radiocative Curry
Orbital Ring Stadium
Attendance: 101

Group D

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
Rlo icon.png /rlo/ 3 2 1 0 5 2 3 7
Zra icon.png /zra/ 3 2 0 1 9 3 6 6
Wheel icon.png /wheel/ 3 1 1 1 5 10 -5 4
Lad icon.png /lad/ 3 0 0 3 4 8 -4 0


18 November 2023 /wheel/ Wheel icon.png 0–0 Rlo icon.png /rlo/
21:00

Big Rig's Resort
Attendance: 124

18 November 2023 /lad/ Lad icon.png 0–1 Zra icon.png /zra/
21:40

Goal 55' Slaps roof of pendant pod Big Rig's Resort
Attendance: 124

19 November 2023 /wheel/ Wheel icon.png 4–3 Lad icon.png /lad/
21:00

The Crab Bucket Goal 35'86'
Suppa Grugga Goal 45+1'45+1'
Goal 57'72' Rubber Bullets
Goal 83' Kiryu Never Killed Anyone
Orbital Ring Stadium
Attendance: 109

19 November 2023 /rlo/ Rlo icon.png 2–1 Zra icon.png /zra/
21:40

N E C C yourself Goal 41'
Thanks Australia Goal 49'
Goal 10' Slaps roof of pendant pod The Untrodden Valley
Attendance: 111

25 November 2023 /lad/ Lad icon.png 1–3 Rlo icon.png /rlo/
21:00

Majima everywhere System Goal 39'
The Male Power Fantasy Booked 20'
Goal 65' Wins by doing nothing
Goal 74' Assassins? Coming for my Throne?
Goal 77' Hot Skill Wine
Booked 71' Assassins? Coming for my Throne?
Orbital Ring Stadium
Attendance: 106

25 November 2023 /zra/ Zra icon.png 7–1 Wheel icon.png /wheel/
21:40

Bad Race Decisions Goal 7'38'51'
Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod Goal 24'
Magic Sky Cabage Goal 27'
A Valuable Life Lesson Goal 35'
Get his Ass Goal 42'
Walls? Booked 60'
Goal 76' EDF! EDF! Orbital Ring Stadium
Attendance: 111

Knockout Stage

Quarter-finals
Retardy icon.png /retardy/
6
Els icon.png /els/
1
Animehour icon.png /animehour/
3
Zra icon.png /zra/
4
Ps2 icon.png /ps2/
4
Smish icon.png /smish/
1
Rlo icon.png /rlo/
3
Fast icon.png /fast/
6
Semi-finals
Retardy icon.png /retardy/
4
Zra icon.png /zra/
1
Ps2 icon.png /ps2/
2
Fast icon.png /fast/
6
Final
Retardy icon.png /retardy/
2
Fast icon.png /fast/
4
Third Place Match
Zra icon.png /zra/
3
Ps2 icon.png /ps2/
2


Quarter Finals

26 November 2022 /retardy/ Retardy icon.png 6–1 Els icon.png /els/
17:00

KuWAHshii Goal 14'
Little Intellect Goal 42'
Welfare Dongiroth Goal 67'
Fug Goal 90+4'
Highest player rating Scored
Possession Scored
Scored Least amount of free kicks The Magical Realm
Attendance: 93

26 November 2022 /animehour/ Animehour icon.png 3–4 Zra icon.png /zra/
17:40

Mermaid Chivalry Goal 21'28'
My Nigga Kaiji Goal 88'
Goal 12'37' Bad Race Decisions
Goal 53' Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod
Goal 85' A Kind Seed
Akihabara Denki-gai
Attendance: 93

26 November 2022 /ps2/ Ps2 icon.png 4–1 Smish icon.png /smish/
18:20

Radioactive Curry Goal 16'
Big Balls Goal 35'67'
RAQUELWINSLOL Goal 89'
Goal 71' I'm so Tired of this Dude
Booked 78' I must UP+B
Super Arcadium 2
Attendance: 94

26 November 2022 /rlo/ Rlo icon.png 3–6 Fast icon.png /fast/
19:00

Thanks Australia Goal 51'
Ding Dong Goal 58'
Make Armello Great Again Goal 62'
Goal 11'45+0' B A N A N A S M M M M
Goal 23' The Peter Parade
Goal 65' Hello Mario
Goal 75' Combi-Ring "Teamwork"
Booked 76' Hello Mario
100 Acre Wood
Attendance: 105

Semi Finals

26 November 2022 /retardy/ Retardy icon.png 4–1 Zra icon.png /zra/
19:40

Fug Goal 59'88'
Most differential shots Scored
Shots made Scored
Scored Dominant middul field play The Magical Realm
Attendance: 115

26 November 2022 /ps2/ Ps2 icon.png 2–6 Fast icon.png /fast/
20:20

Big Balls Goal 4'52' Goal 9' The Peter Parade
Goal 36' Nico Smile
Goal 41'49' B A N A N A S M M M M
Goal 88' Hello Mario
Nürburgring
Attendance: 113

Third Place Match

26 November 2022 /zra/ Zra icon.png 3–2 Ps2 icon.png /ps2/
21:00

The Stick of Truth Goal 14'
A Kind Seed Goal 21'
Bad Race Decisions Goal 37'
A Valuable Life Lesson Booked 74'
Goal 57' Radioactive Curry
Goal 81' Big Balls
Super Arcadium 2
Attendance: 118

Final

26 November 2022 /retardy/ Retardy icon.png 2–4 Fast icon.png /fast/
21:40

KuWAHshii Goal 13'20' Goal 24'73' Nico Smile
Booked 71' We Hate Pete
KONAMI Stadium
Attendance: 115

Statistics

Final Rankings

  1. Fast icon.png /fast/
  2. Retardy icon.png /retardy/
  3. Zra icon.png /zra/
  4. Ps2 icon.png /ps2/

  1. Animehour icon.png /animehour/
  2. Rlo icon.png /rlo/
  3. Smish icon.png /smish/
  4. Els icon.png /els/

  1. Hfc icon.png /hfc/
  2. Bvn icon.png /bvn/
  3. Wheel icon.png /wheel/
  4. Tfh icon.png /tfh/

  1. Square icon.png /square/
  2. Lad icon.png /lad/
  3. Borgmomento icon.png /borgmomento/
  4. Strikers icon.png /strikers/