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| team1 = {{team home|retardy}} | | team1 = {{team home|retardy}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|els}} | | team2 = {{team away|els}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 6–1 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = KuWAHshii {{goal|14}}<br>Little Intellect {{goal|42}}<br>Welfare Dongiroth {{goal|67}}<br>Fug {{goal|90+4}}<br>Highest player rating {{owngoal|}}<br>Possession {{owngoal|}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{owngoal|}} Least amount of free kicks | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = The Magical Realm | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 93 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| team2 = {{team away|zra}} | | team2 = {{team away|zra}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 3–4 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = Mermaid Chivalry {{goal|21||28}}<br>My Nigga Kaiji {{goal|88}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|12||37}} Bad Race Decisions<br>{{goal|53}} Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod<br>{{goal|85}} A Kind Seed | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Akihabara Denki-gai | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 93 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| team2 = {{team away|smish}} | | team2 = {{team away|smish}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 4–1 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = Radioactive Curry {{goal|16}}<br>Big Balls {{goal|35||67}}<br>RAQUELWINSLOL {{goal|89}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|71}} I'm so Tired of this Dude<br>{{yel|78}} I must UP+B | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = Super Arcadium 2 | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 94 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| team1 = {{team home|rlo}} | | team1 = {{team home|rlo}} | ||
| team2 = {{team away|fast}} | | team2 = {{team away|fast}} | ||
| score = – | | score = 3–6 | ||
| goals1 = | | goals1 = Thanks Australia {{goal|51}}<br>Ding Dong {{goal|58}}<br>Make Armello Great Again {{goal|62}} | ||
| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{goal|11||45+0}} B A N A N A S M M M M<br>{{goal|23}} The Peter Parade<br>{{goal|65}} Hello Mario<br>{{goal|75}} Combi-Ring "Teamwork"<br>{{yel|76}} Hello Mario | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = 100 Acre Wood | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 105 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
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| goals2 = | | goals2 = {{owngoal}} Dominant middul field play | ||
| stadium = | | stadium = The Magical Realm | ||
| attendance = | | attendance = 115 | ||
| video = | | video = | ||
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Revision as of 20:41, 26 November 2023
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| Host board | /retardy/
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| Dates | November 18–19, November 25–26 | ||||||||||||||||||
| Teams | 16 | ||||||||||||||||||
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| Champion |  TBD
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| Runner-up | TBD
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| Third | TBD
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| Fourth | TBD
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Boris CircleJerk League 4 - wimp lo goals officially count for 2
Competitors
Fuck off we're full. (Talk to Boris directly before listing anything)
- Invitational 1 -
/retardy/ - auto-approved for winning the last one, age of Proshi - Invitational 2 -
/smish/ - about as likely to go anywhere as Bayo's tourny win record - Invitational 3 -
/rts/ - "I always care to do stupid shit that only works in the most stupid moments" - Nada, — 08/29/2023 3:23 PM, (US Central) <- 
/borgmomento/ PRANK'd - Invitational 4 -
/hfc/ - Now with clowns. Oh wait they always had clowns. - Invitational 5 -
/rlo/ - [pastebins in squirrel] - Invitational 6 -
/bvn/ - I am making an assumption that goals still go here - Invitational 7 -
/wheel/ - Now with more AES. Still with the wheel of woes. - Invitational 8 -
/square/ - Chawwotposting is back. - Invitational 9 -
/tfh/ - Goat appreciation - Invitational 10 -
/animehour/ we interrupt your circlejerk league to bring this important news bulletin: Trigun - Invitational 11 -
/lad/ - Yakuza. Now with RPG. See you in third place. - Invitational 12 -
/fast/ - I see flaming skeleton, I pick flaming skeleton. - Invitational 13 -
/els/ - Horatio appreciation - Invitational 14 -
/strikers/ - I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll - Invitational 15 -
/zra/ - Definitely approved for its unusually massive play and level of boys improvement from about Jan to May. Lamp? - Invitational 16 -
/ps2/ - Time for another go at being a hoverboard master.
Group Stage
Group A
| Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| /retardy/ |
3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 11 | 4 | 6 |
| /smish/ |
3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 4 |
| /bvn/ |
3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 4 |
| /tfh/ |
3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 12 | -1 | 3 |
| 18 November 2023 | /retardy/
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7–5 | /tfh/
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| 17:00 |
"Ah, well, if it isn't the SIMP LO!"  39', 39'Little Intellect 42' Fug 76'ABAZABABZBABZAZZ  84'Possession bonus goal  Offsides bonus goal Fouls bonus goal
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21', 31', 59' Wake Up Super 52' Read a Book Offsides bonus goal
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| 18 November 2023 | /smish/
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1–1 | /bvn/
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| 17:40 |
The 7 Club 55'
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66' Captain Newathlete 22' Yuki
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| 19 November 2023 | /retardy/
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6–3 | /smish/
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| 17:00 |
Little Intellect 12' KuWAHshi 65'Fug 85'Free kicks bonus goal Less Keeper saves bonus goal Middle attacking area bonus goal
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61' I'm so tired of this dude 90+3', 90+3' Pichunetta 57' Robin Reigns
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| 19 November 2023 | /tfh/
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5–1 | /bvn/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17:40 |
$600k for this!? 15', 15' Read a Book 58', 65'Very important sheep tbqh 70'
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9' Baseball lesbians 13' Good Night Youtube
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| 25 November 2023 | /smish/
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4–1 | /tfh/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17:00 |
Ice Picharth 39', 39', 64', 64' Yo did he just Spin Dash? 44'The Bell does not Dismiss you 45+1'SUAVAMENTE!!!! 85'
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84' Read a Book 25' Fuck Flappy
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Final PEStination Attendance: 99 |
| 25 November 2023 | /bvn/
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3–2 | /retardy/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17:40 |
Tackles Interceptions Least shots made
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26' KuWAHshii 48' IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!!
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Semen Uke Stadium Attendance: 104 |
Group B
| Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| /animehour/ |
3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 4 | 9 | 9 |
| /fast/ |
3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 7 | 6 | 6 |
| /square/ |
3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 3 |
| /borgmomento/ |
3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 14 | -12 | 0 |
| 18 November 2023 | /square/
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4–1 | /borgmomento/
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| 18:20 |
The Best 5', 16', 90+2' Charwotte 60'
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70' Dynamite-fu
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| 18 November 2023 | /fast/
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4–5 | /animehour/
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| 19:00 |
B A N A N A S M M M M 9', 25', 37', 65' Please Not Touge 42'
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33' Nichibros 45+1' Mermaid Chivalry 57', 78' My Nigga Kaiji 89*' Ah Yes, Trigun 42' Korean Zombie Desk Car
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| 19 November 2023 | /square/
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1–2 | /fast/
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| 18:20 |
Charwotte 33' I am ready 22'
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9' The Peter Parade 33' B A N A N A S M M M M 41' Please Not Touge
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| 19 November 2023 | /borgmomento/
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0–3 | /animehour/
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| 19:00 |
38', 89' My Nigga Kaiji 76' Ah yes, Trigun
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| 25 November 2023 | /fast/
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7–1 | /borgmomento/
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| 18:20 Note: PLEASE NOT TOUGE is suspended for this match |
Lrn2drift 9' The Peter Parade 34', 39'B A N A N A S M M M M 43', 77'Nico Smile 70', 70'Kodachrome Void 19'
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90+1' Gridman
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Nürburgring Attendance: 102 |
| 25 November 2023 | /animehour/
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5–0 | /square/
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| 19:00 |
My Nigga Kaiji 16', 90+3' Dignity of the Retarded 22'Ah yes, Trigun 33'Mermaid Chivalry 35'
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55' Multi-Timeline Dandy
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Akihabara Denki-gai Attendance: 102 |
Group C
| Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| /ps2/ |
3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 5 | 9 | 6 |
| /els/ |
3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 6 |
| /hfc/ |
3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 6 |
| /strikers/ |
3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 18 | -13 | 0 |
| 18 November 2023 | /ps2/
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3–4 | /hfc/
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| 19:40 |
Big Balls 12', 85' Big Dick Clive 80'
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15', 51' Dude where's my jump? 69' It goes UP?! 73' He hungers
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| 18 November 2023 | /strikers/
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2–8 | /els/
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| 20:20 |
Peteywinslol 34', 37'
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12', 12' Doritos Attack 19', 26' >Moons in ES2 61', 84', 90+0'Amphibious Mommy Milkers 86' Potent Horatio Sauce
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| 19 November 2023 | /ps2/
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7–1 | /strikers/
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| 19:40 |
Big Balls 29', 69' Radioactive Curry 40', 53'Raquelwinslol 45+2', 70', 89'Fuck you and the night 41'
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54' Peteywinslol 82' Brap Jew
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| 19 November 2023 | /hfc/
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0–1 | /els/
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| 20:20 |
It goes UP?! 41'
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90+4' Pay Reperations
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| 25 November 2023 | /strikers/
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2–3 | /hfc/
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| 19:40 |
I Keep Tellin em 60', 64'
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16' Nice shield bro 42' We take those 84' You pressed shield? 71' DK Express
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Big Rig's Resort Attendance: 102 |
| 25 November 2023 | /els/
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0–4 | /ps2/
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| 20:20 |
Preemptive Orbital Bomberdment 55'
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10', 87' Big Balls 16', 69' Radiocative Curry
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Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 101 |
Group D
| Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| /rlo/ |
3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 7 |
| /zra/ |
3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 3 | 6 | 6 |
| /wheel/ |
3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 10 | -5 | 4 |
| /lad/ |
3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 8 | -4 | 0 |
| 18 November 2023 | /wheel/
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0–0 | /rlo/
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| 21:00 |
| 18 November 2023 | /lad/
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0–1 | /zra/
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| 21:40 |
55' Slaps roof of pendant pod
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| 19 November 2023 | /wheel/
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4–3 | /lad/
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| 21:00 |
The Crab Bucket 35', 86' Suppa Grugga 45+1', 45+1'
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57', 72' Rubber Bullets 83' Kiryu Never Killed Anyone
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| 19 November 2023 | /rlo/
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2–1 | /zra/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21:40 |
N E C C yourself 41' Thanks Australia 49'
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10' Slaps roof of pendant pod
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| 25 November 2023 | /lad/
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1–3 | /rlo/
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| 21:00 |
Majima everywhere System 39' The Male Power Fantasy 20'
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65' Wins by doing nothing 74' Assassins? Coming for my Throne? 77' Hot Skill Wine 71' Assassins? Coming for my Throne?
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Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 106 |
| 25 November 2023 | /zra/
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7–1 | /wheel/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21:40 |
Bad Race Decisions 7', 38', 51' Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod 24'Magic Sky Cabage 27'A Valuable Life Lesson 35'Get his Ass 42'Walls? 60'
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76' EDF! EDF!
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Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 111 |
Knockout Stage
Quarter-finals
/retardy/
6
/els/
1
/animehour/
3
/zra/
4
/ps2/
4
/smish/
1
/rlo/
3
/fast/
6
Semi-finals
/retardy/
4
/zra/
1
/ps2/
/fast/
Final
/retardy/
Third Place Match
/zra/
Quarter Finals
| 26 November 2022 | /retardy/
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6–1 | /els/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17:00 |
KuWAHshii 14' Little Intellect 42'Welfare Dongiroth 67'Fug 90+4'Highest player rating Possession
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Least amount of free kicks
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The Magical Realm Attendance: 93 |
| 26 November 2022 | /animehour/
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3–4 | /zra/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17:40 |
Mermaid Chivalry 21', 28' My Nigga Kaiji 88'
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12', 37' Bad Race Decisions 53' Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod 85' A Kind Seed
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Akihabara Denki-gai Attendance: 93 |
| 26 November 2022 | /ps2/
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4–1 | /smish/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18:20 |
Radioactive Curry 16' Big Balls 35', 67'RAQUELWINSLOL 89'
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71' I'm so Tired of this Dude 78' I must UP+B
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Super Arcadium 2 Attendance: 94 |
| 26 November 2022 | /rlo/
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3–6 | /fast/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19:00 |
Thanks Australia 51' Ding Dong 58'Make Armello Great Again 62'
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11', 45+0' B A N A N A S M M M M 23' The Peter Parade 65' Hello Mario 75' Combi-Ring "Teamwork" 76' Hello Mario
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100 Acre Wood Attendance: 105 |
Semi Finals
| 26 November 2022 | /retardy/
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4–1 | /zra/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19:40 |
Fug 59', 88' Most differential shots Shots made
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Dominant middul field play
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The Magical Realm Attendance: 115 |
| 26 November 2022 | /ps2/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20:20 |
Third Place Match
| 26 November 2022 | /zra/
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– |  TBD
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21:00 |
Final
| 26 November 2022 | /retardy/
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– | TBD
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| 21:40 |
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