Boris CircleJerk League 4
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Dates | November 18–19, November 25–26 | ||||||||||||||||||
Teams | 16 | ||||||||||||||||||
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Boris CircleJerk League 4 - wimp lo goals officially count for 2
Competitors
Fuck off we're full. (Talk to Boris directly before listing anything)
- Invitational 1 -
/retardy/ - auto-approved for winning the last one, age of Proshi
- Invitational 2 -
/smish/ - about as likely to go anywhere as Bayo's tourny win record
- Invitational 3 -
/rts/ - "I always care to do stupid shit that only works in the most stupid moments" - Nada, — 08/29/2023 3:23 PM, (US Central) <-
/borgmomento/ PRANK'd
- Invitational 4 -
/hfc/ - Now with clowns. Oh wait they always had clowns.
- Invitational 5 -
/rlo/ - [pastebins in squirrel]
- Invitational 6 -
/bvn/ - I am making an assumption that goals still go here
- Invitational 7 -
/wheel/ - Now with more AES. Still with the wheel of woes.
- Invitational 8 -
/square/ - Chawwotposting is back.
- Invitational 9 -
/tfh/ - Goat appreciation
- Invitational 10 -
/animehour/ we interrupt your circlejerk league to bring this important news bulletin: Trigun
- Invitational 11 -
/lad/ - Yakuza. Now with RPG. See you in third place.
- Invitational 12 -
/fast/ - I see flaming skeleton, I pick flaming skeleton.
- Invitational 13 -
/els/ - Horatio appreciation
- Invitational 14 -
/strikers/ - I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll I hate Egg Roll
- Invitational 15 -
/zra/ - Definitely approved for its unusually massive play and level of boys improvement from about Jan to May. Lamp?
- Invitational 16 -
/ps2/ - Time for another go at being a hoverboard master.
Group Stage
Group A
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 11 | 4 | 6 |
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3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 4 |
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3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 4 |
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3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 12 | -1 | 3 |
18 November 2023 | /retardy/ ![]() |
7–5 | ![]() | |
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17:00 |
"Ah, well, if it isn't the SIMP LO!" ![]() Little Intellect ![]() Fug ![]() ABAZABABZBABZAZZ ![]() Possession bonus goal ![]() Offsides bonus goal ![]() Fouls bonus goal ![]() |
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18 November 2023 | /smish/ ![]() |
1–1 | ![]() | |
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17:40 |
The 7 Club ![]() |
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19 November 2023 | /retardy/ ![]() |
6–3 | ![]() | |
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17:00 |
Little Intellect ![]() KuWAHshi ![]() Fug ![]() Free kicks bonus goal ![]() Less Keeper saves bonus goal ![]() Middle attacking area bonus goal ![]() |
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19 November 2023 | /tfh/ ![]() |
5–1 | ![]() | |
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17:40 |
$600k for this!? ![]() Read a Book ![]() Very important sheep tbqh ![]() |
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25 November 2023 | /smish/ ![]() |
4–1 | ![]() | |
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17:00 |
Ice Picharth ![]() Yo did he just Spin Dash? ![]() The Bell does not Dismiss you ![]() SUAVAMENTE!!!! ![]() |
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Final PEStination Attendance: 99 |
25 November 2023 | /bvn/ ![]() |
3–2 | ![]() | |
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17:40 |
Tackles ![]() Interceptions ![]() Least shots made ![]() |
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Semen Uke Stadium Attendance: 104 |
Group B
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 4 | 9 | 9 |
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3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 7 | 6 | 6 |
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3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 3 |
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3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 14 | -12 | 0 |
18 November 2023 | /square/ ![]() |
4–1 | ![]() | |
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18:20 |
The Best ![]() Charwotte ![]() |
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18 November 2023 | /fast/ ![]() |
4–5 | ![]() | |
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19:00 |
B A N A N A S M M M M ![]() Please Not Touge ![]() |
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19 November 2023 | /square/ ![]() |
1–2 | ![]() | |
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18:20 |
Charwotte ![]() I am ready ![]() |
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19 November 2023 | /borgmomento/ ![]() |
0–3 | ![]() | |
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19:00 |
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25 November 2023 | /fast/ ![]() |
7–1 | ![]() | |
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18:20 Note: PLEASE NOT TOUGE is suspended for this match |
Lrn2drift ![]() The Peter Parade ![]() B A N A N A S M M M M ![]() Nico Smile ![]() Kodachrome Void ![]() |
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Nürburgring Attendance: 102 |
25 November 2023 | /animehour/ ![]() |
5–0 | ![]() | |
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19:00 |
My Nigga Kaiji ![]() Dignity of the Retarded ![]() Ah yes, Trigun ![]() Mermaid Chivalry ![]() |
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Akihabara Denki-gai Attendance: 102 |
Group C
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 5 | 9 | 6 |
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3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 6 |
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3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 6 |
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3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 18 | -13 | 0 |
18 November 2023 | /ps2/ ![]() |
3–4 | ![]() | |
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19:40 |
Big Balls ![]() Big Dick Clive ![]() |
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18 November 2023 | /strikers/ ![]() |
2–8 | ![]() | |
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20:20 |
Peteywinslol ![]() |
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19 November 2023 | /ps2/ ![]() |
7–1 | ![]() | |
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19:40 |
Big Balls ![]() Radioactive Curry ![]() Raquelwinslol ![]() Fuck you and the night ![]() |
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19 November 2023 | /hfc/ ![]() |
0–1 | ![]() | |
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20:20 |
It goes UP?! ![]() |
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25 November 2023 | /strikers/ ![]() |
2–3 | ![]() | |
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19:40 |
I Keep Tellin em ![]() |
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Big Rig's Resort Attendance: 102 |
25 November 2023 | /els/ ![]() |
0–4 | ![]() | |
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20:20 |
Preemptive Orbital Bomberdment ![]() |
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Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 101 |
Group D
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 7 |
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3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 3 | 6 | 6 |
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3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 10 | -5 | 4 |
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3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 8 | -4 | 0 |
18 November 2023 | /wheel/ ![]() |
0–0 | ![]() | |
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21:00 |
18 November 2023 | /lad/ ![]() |
0–1 | ![]() | |
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21:40 |
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19 November 2023 | /wheel/ ![]() |
4–3 | ![]() | |
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21:00 |
The Crab Bucket ![]() Suppa Grugga ![]() |
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19 November 2023 | /rlo/ ![]() |
2–1 | ![]() | |
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21:40 |
N E C C yourself ![]() Thanks Australia ![]() |
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25 November 2023 | /lad/ ![]() |
1–3 | ![]() | |
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21:00 |
Majima everywhere System ![]() The Male Power Fantasy ![]() |
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Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 106 |
25 November 2023 | /zra/ ![]() |
7–1 | ![]() | |
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21:40 |
Bad Race Decisions ![]() Slaps Roof of Pendant Pod ![]() Magic Sky Cabage ![]() A Valuable Life Lesson ![]() Get his Ass ![]() Walls? ![]() |
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Orbital Ring Stadium Attendance: 111 |
Knockout Stage
Quarter Finals
26 November 2022 | /retardy/ ![]() |
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17:00 |
26 November 2022 | /animehour/ ![]() |
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17:40 |
26 November 2022 | /ps2/ ![]() |
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18:20 |
26 November 2022 | /rlo/ ![]() |
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19:00 |
Semi Finals
26 November 2022 | TBD ![]() |
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19:40 |
26 November 2022 | TBD ![]() |
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20:20 |
Third Place Match
26 November 2022 | TBD ![]() |
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21:00 |
Final
26 November 2022 | TBD ![]() |
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21:40 |
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