| Fakkin Boolsheet Series IV: Jabroni Jamboree
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| Host board
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| Tournament statistics
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| Fakkin Boolsheet Series III
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| Fakkin Boolsheet Series IV: Jabroni Jamboree
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| Fakkin Boolsheet Series V: Freaks & Sheiks
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FAKKIN BOOLSHEET SERIES III IV WILL TAKE THA PES BREAK ITS BACK FUCK ITS ASS MAKE IT HAMBLE.
Schedule
PLEASE NOTE: The Chump Onion League is suspended due to scheduling issues. It is being left on the page in hopes it can be ran at a later date, but would likely be after the 2018 Summer Cup. Prease understando.
June 29th - Gauntlet
June 30th - Worst Games + Pokemon Classic
July 1st - Lanky + Home Run Derby
July 2nd - Height Abuse + Random Formation
July 3rd - Non /vg/gl + Fakkin Boolsheet Day 1
July 5th - Fakkin Boolsheet Day 2
Signups
Please sign your team up under the banner of the event you wish for them to compete in. If you don't know yet, feel free to list them here, and they'll be slotted in wherever there's room at (mostly) random. Please don't list a team in more than one area, and no more than one team per manager per slot. And no, councils, this doesn't mean you can have /mlp/ then 50 flavors of pone. Please, if you're part of a council but both want to sign up, use teams that are different. As an aside, with the increased number of teams asking for spots, if you sign up more than 4 teams then you may be asked to vacate some of those spots if there is sufficient interest. This is so more people can experience the Boolsheet.
Please note that due to previous events, we will reserve the right to disallow teams if they don't reach a Standard of Interest. If such a thing happens, we will contact you and possibly see if there's a way to bring your team up to standards.
Exports must be posted by June 21st.
Reserve Teams and Other Signups
These teams either have signed up for an event that didn't make the cut, have some problem, or have volunteered to be reserve teams to fill holes in the event schedule. If there is a problem, it will be listed alongside the signup. Please note if you want to sign up for an event under consideration, please use this section as well.
/hoenn/There's not enough water here tbh (Whichever contest in seems the funniest)(Blinky (talk) 00:29, 2 March 2018 (UTC)}
/bakuon/Da ting go VROOOOM PUTPUTPUTPUTPUT DUUKAAAAAAAAAAAAH (possibly Gauntlet) (Blinky (talk) 00:29, 2 March 2018 (UTC)}
/agdg/ We will never turn down gimmickshit matches Incoming (talk) 09:11, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
/vip/ AND/OR 
/j/ AND/OR 
/5/ AND/OR 
/z/: Take your pick of the never ever series and I'll actually be arsed to make them an export, probably! Incoming (talk) 09:11, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
/s/ Let me know if you need them so I can get stuff ready Magicblue (talk) 03:47, 2 April 2018 (UTC)
Requirements
Obligatory
- A working PES17 export
- An anthem
- At least one goalhorn
- At least one outfielder kit and a goalkeeper kit; two outfielder kits are recommended
- Team logo
- Team page on the wiki
- Mini-logo for the wiki
Highly encouraged
- Aesthetics other than kits (custom models)
Discouraged
- Sobriety
- Taking this shit seriously
- Bullying the streamer for rigging an obviously rigged event
Rules
Since this is for shits and giggles, exports may be in any of the recently used formats (i.e. Main Cup format, Tag Team Cup format, /ag/ League Format, /vg/ League Format, etc). I only ask that you obey usual height rules and usual medal rules (Except TTC-format exports, which have GSSSS instead of GGSS GSSBB).
Prizes
- Hulk Hogan calls you a nigger to your face
Gauntlet
We start off with our first and second seeds pairing off. Winner stays on to move down the ladder. Last team standing wins, whether they won 10 games or only 1.
Sign Ups
/kmd/Kobayashi-san! watch me choke this penalty (Gauntlet or other hilarious looking contest)(Blinky (talk) 00:29, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
/sega/ Let's cast some dreams into the Gauntlet! DrDtroit (talk) 12:36, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
/ddlc/ We're ready to rock. Richard Hammond (talk) 22:48, 15 June 2018 (UTC)
/bw/ WEATHER ALERT: It's raining goals MagicalCoat (talk) 20:25, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
/kp/ Beat this team, if you're so great. --KinseyTypeF (talk) 10:11, 4 March 2018 (UTC)
/tfe/ Howdy Howdy, let's get rowdy Labcoat (talk) 01:26, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
/aceg/ << Time to dive into the fireworks! >> Dog-chan (talk) 07:13, 10 March 2018 (UTC)
/lwa/ Fuck it, let's give people some yay here. Metagross01 (talk) 00:27, 16 March 2018 (UTC)
/fgoalter/ Burning apples like crazy. Karth (talk) 11:15, 30 May 2018 (UTC)
/g/ No Time For Goals Giovani1906 (talk) 08:30, 17 June 2018 (UTC)
Gauntlet Order
Note: Matches will be Wheel Decided live on stream at time of match.
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Home Run Derby
6 teams play against /trash/, whoever scores the most goals wins. If a team is scored on by /trash/, it is DQ'd and the game is immediately ended. If all 6 teams are DQ'd, /trash/ wins. Which team will walk away as the Home Run Derby hero?
Sign Ups
/woah/This will be for the Homerun Derby, then it's going to die this time I swear (Homerun Derby)(Blinky (talk) 00:29, 2 March 2018 (UTC)}
/m/u/ Home derby? No problem for NANA SHALL WILL IT MS (talk) 04:53, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
/nba/ Make way for the three point contest champs. --Aitor Karanka !!vHwU8e1Ta/3 07:39, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
/ert/ Stop stop, they're already ded. Prow (talk) 17:00, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
/dg/ How will you fare against utter chaos?Update Guy (talk) 22:14, 31 March 2018 (UTC)
Schedule
The Worst Games Ever Played
All minimum height, weight, stats, and no cards. Will there be a goal? Will anyone win? Just to be safe, this will include Benuldies, so don't worry about being in an endless vortex of shit!
Sign Ups
/ll/ Lesblets are at it again MS (talk) 05:22, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
/polder/ stats are overrated Smokey® (talk) 14:47, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
/ygotas/ It's time to play a children's divegrass game Metagross01 (talk) 21:08, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
/gs/ How high can this contestant get up the money tree? Dag (talk) 05:16, 25 March 2018 (UTC)
Matches
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Lankyb Owl
7 riggers forwards, langball only, armature cup rules otherwise.
Sign Ups
/mogra/What time is it? Time to PARTY HARD (Lankyb Owl most likely)(Blinky (talk) 00:29, 2 March 2018 (UTC)}
/uv/ 7 vidya lesbians forward MS (talk) 04:55, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
/ita/ Why stop to 7 when you can have a 1-0-9? Mako (talk) 17:36, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
/Naruto/ Ninja Art: Offense overload no jutsu! MagicalCoat (talk) 20:27, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
Matches
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Random Formationb Owl
Your formation will be wheeldecided from the PES defaults, it's up to you to configure a team to fit into it... and win.
Note that while you can move players around on the pitch, you may not move them away from their natual position. I.E. you can play two very centered WMFs or two very wide WMFs, but you cannot move them into CMF territory. Also, The number in the lower left hand corner of the tactic must match your assigned formation, so for example CMFs may not be moved into DMF territory, as even though that's within their range box, it will change the formation count. Finally, the teams will be run on Simple Tactics.
Sign Ups
Formations
Aus 4-1-2-3
音MAD 3-2-2-3
Alloys 5-2-1-2
B 3-2-4-1
Co 3-2-3-2
Bird 4-2-2-2
Matches
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Height Abuse bowl
Teams are made up of 5x210cm, 8x200cm, 10x190cm. Who will win the Stone Duck Trophy when everyone's oversized? (Note: May be either a Group Stage or a short KO Round depending on scheduling)
Sign Ups
/edge/ Boy I sure love HA. Karth (talk) 19:39, 16 March 2018 (UTC)
/yt/ Welcome to Height Abuse bowl! Skills and Goals | 2018 | HD 1080p CoIlieBro (talk) 17:36, 25 March 2018 (UTC)
Matches
| 2 July 2018
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Non-/vg/GL
Generals from Non-/vg/ boards get their chance in the limelight in this Megagroup!
Sign Ups
- TBD I'll see which team to put in depending on the theme of others Canes (talk) 13:12, 19 March 2018 (UTC)
- TBD It'll be the other /bsg/ and not the one from /vg/ League. check here Update Guy (talk) 22:20, 31 March 2018 (UTC)
/math/ This team is heavily based on /mg/, /sci/'s math general. I'm putting this here because I̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶w̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶e̶l̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶p̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ I think you need the extra teams Labcoat (talk) 01:24, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
/kpop/ I mean it had to happen at some point. EternalFlip (talk) 11:05 AM, 15 April 2018 (UTC)
Matches
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6v6 Pokemon Classic: Anime vs Sports
2 factions of 6 teams representing the classic rivalry in the 4chan cup. It works somewhat in a gauntlet style, with the Winner staying on, but instead of going straight down a list, it moves on to the next team in that faction's group. If either side loses all their teams, then their side loses! Team order will be randomized, and teams near the end of either side may not play, but isn't it worth the risk to defend your side? (Note: Temans do not need to be official board teams, but merely ones related to that side's interest. For example, /hoc/ would be acceptable for sports, while /monmusu/ would be acceptable for Anime.)
Anime:
Sports:
/hoc/ You ain't ready for these memes, nerds PAVAL (talk) 19:55, 17 March 2018 (UTC)
/epl/ Better get more games in quick before moyes gets relegated again CoIlieBro (talk) 22:13, 25 March 2018 (UTC)
/cbj/ Daily reminder that /a/ is a /hoc/ colony Kostas GRE (talk) 13:00, 26 March 2018 (UTC)
/rw/ Fighting robots is a sport, right? Animeme shins beware Megabeastage (talk) 17:16, 26 March 2018 (UTC)
/mls+ayy/ Doyle said I had to do this to prove that MLS is a good league and that Americans are good at sawker, so here we are. admiralmeru (talk) 17:00, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
/SerieA/ /SerieA/ will play in honor of Eternal Yuto, the magic fullback Canes (talk) 18:30, 16 April 2018 (UTC)
Matches
Note: Matches will be Wheel Decided live on stream. Due to the nature of this event, there could be as few as 6 and as many as 11 matches, as such we have the maximum number of spaces below, but they might not all be used.
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Chump Onions Leek 2018
What a year the 2017-2018 4chan Cup season has been. Let's sit with the gay community and share our tendies as we remeber the gainz we achieved in the last year! Throw in a few extra teams, and we'll have a great time celebrating what the last year has left us.
Team List
/lgbt/ /lgbt/ Summer Champ
/an/ /an/ Summer Third Place (Replacing /u/, who later won Winter)
/r9k/ /r9k/ Autumn Champ
/x/ /x/ Autumn Runner Up
/u/ /u/ Winter Champ
/mlp/ /mlp/ Winter Runner Up
/e/ /e/ Spring Champ
/soc/ /soc/ Spring Runner Up- TBD /vg/l Champ
- TBD /vg/l Runner Up
/reddit/ Tag Team Cup Winner
/fn/ Runner Up
/sg/ /pol/ league winner
/trb/ /sp/erb Owl champion
/block/ (or some other usually OP team)
/Real Madrid/ IRL Champions League winner
Bracket
/block/
FAKKIN BOOLSHEET Tournament IV
Sign Ups
/creepy/ I can't wait for /creepy/ to beat /umvc3/, AGAIN!(Blinky (talk) 00:29, 2 March 2018 (UTC)}
/ctt/ Because nobody can defeat El Saturn Negro DrDtroit (talk) 04:09, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
/hanny/rhs (talk) 14:19, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
/italypol/ La Prima Repubblica, non si scorda maaaaai Canes (talk) 19:21, 2 March 2018 (UTC) (updated Canes (talk) 01:07, 2 June 2018 (UTC))
/umvc3/ FOOT DIVE! FO-FOOT DIVE! MagicalCoat (talk) 20:29, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
/poland/ Multinats are so far away (Suule (talk) 02:40, 4 March 2018 (UTC)}
/dangeru/ Time to mix drinks and change lives. Karth (talk) 02:19, 6 March 2018 (UTC)- File:Bane icon.png /bane/ I do this for /u/. Clingingmars (talk) 02:34, 6 March 2018 (UTC)
/sora/ Friends got recruited into the army ravenire (talk) 07:03, 16 June 2018 (UTC)
/mgr/ Making the mother of all goals here, Jack, can't fret over every choke Dog-chan (talk) 07:09, 10 March 2018 (UTC)
/虹裏jp/ Jannyman, jannyman, he's the gayest man in 4chan. YJSNPI (talk) 22:32, 16 March 2018 (UTC)
/fgog/ Da bone of dat boolsheet Windy (talk) 09:49, 18 March 2018 (UTC)
/scigd/ Officially like this team too much to see them die after TTC Incoming (talk) 22:13, 23 March 2018 (UTC)
/bnha/ O MY REWIND QUIRK RoronaBest (talk) 08:25, 25 March 2018 (UTC)
/azu/ No bully pls Akaikem (talk)- (Reserved for the winner of The Gauntlet)
Bracket
IDEAS
VOTE ON WHICH EVENTS YOU WANT TO SEE: VOTE HERE
Improved Gauntlet: The gauntlet is for the final spot in either the FAKKIN BOOLSHEIT tourney or the Chump Onions Leek, meaning the winner of this event would actually matter beyond bragging rights.
- Australia Bowl- Medals can only be defenders (As in *Back players), and there's no dual positions. Who has the best take on the Austrailian Classic?
- Height Abuse bowl - 5x210cm, 8x200cm, 10x190cm. Who will win the Stone Duck Trophy when everyone's oversized?
- Golden hanny - Each player can only have one card
- The Worst Game Ever Played - All minimum height, weight, stats, and no cards. Will anyone even score? Come and see!
- Reverse Divegrass - Normal rules with extra time and benuldies, but the team which gets scored on the most wins.
- 7 riggers forwards, langball only, everyone Max height, Worst Game Ever Played rules otherwise.
- Non-/vg/gl - Generals from Non-/vg/ boards get their chance in the limelight!
- Draftb Owl - Your team drafts the stats, positions, and cards from the top 100 in-game PES players. Can you configure your team into a championship team?
- Random Formationb Owl - Your formation will be wheeldecided, it's up to you to configure a team to fit into it... and win.
- The HARLOT MEMORIAL BOWL:
- 99 GOLDEN GOD GOALKEEPER
- Everyone else is 40
- Every team plays 4-3-3 formation of their chosen variation.
- Winner will be decided by the point system:
- 2 points for goal scored
- 1 point for save
- 5 points if GK got MOTM (only winning team can get those)
Exports
List your team here and it's Tactical/Aesthetical export. Please don't .cpk anything, it's a bitch to get out in the wash.
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/vip/ AND/OR 
/j/ AND/OR 
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/z/: Take your pick of the never ever series and I'll actually be arsed to make them an export, probably! Incoming (talk) 09:11, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
/trash/
/aus/ Yeah, nah. KinseyTypeF (talk) 21:01, 16 March 2018 (UTC)
/音MAD/ Be yugamine, no shabu shabu. YJSNPI (talk) 22:32, 16 March 2018 (UTC)
/alloys/ Punished Alnico is looking for redemption MS (talk) 10:28, 17 March 2018 (UTC)
/b/ Can't have a randumb owl without /b/ can you? (CaptPlanet (talk) 18:29, 17 March 2018 (UTC))
/co/ Could use something fun Mantis (talk) 15:25, 27 March 2018 (UTC)
/bird/ Birds can flock in any formation. TheWorst (talk) 17:39, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
/d/ Gotta give my own effort for the cause innit DrDtroit (talk) 23:18, 16 March 2018 (UTC)
/a/ Can't have the anime team without the least anime board Blinky (talk) 01:10, 17 March 2018 (UTC)
/c/ Gotta have the imouto try her best! MagicalCoat (talk) 06:29, 17 March 2018 (UTC)
/jojo/ yare yare daze... *tips hathair* TheWorst (talk) 05:06, 1 April 2018 (UTC)
/tsab/ Get Set ravenire (talk) 22:10, 24 May 2018 (UTC)
/pmmm/ They woke me up for this, also magical lesbians HinanoSensei (talk) 17:56, 21 June 2018 (UTC)
/metallurgy/ Invitational 5